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What would you like from this pizza menu?

>> No.15886639

>>15886633
less glare

>> No.15886640

>>15886633
pepperoni and jalapeno, add green bell pepper and pineapple

>> No.15886645

the window, removed

>> No.15886649

>>15886633
Gimme a chicken parm sandwich and some cheese pizza mice on the side. And a bottle of Coke.

>> No.15886654

>>15886649
... mice?

>> No.15886658

>>15886633
I would not eat there

>> No.15886661

bbq chicken lover

>> No.15886667

i'll take a side of graffiti please

>> No.15886676

>>15886633
Bebblerobi

>> No.15886693

>>15886633
I would like to leave.

Pizza places with dozens of flavors are typically trash.

>> No.15886697

>>15886693
“Flavors”?

>> No.15886702

>>15886654
Cheese pizza mice. They're on the left-hand side of the menu. I've never had them before. I'm guessing they're fattened on cheese pizza, then deep fried or something? I bet you eat them whole, bones and all.

>> No.15886706

>>15886697
>t. pedantic dick

You know what I mean.

>> No.15886741

>>15886706
oh right I'll just use my powers of ESP and read your mind to understand your badly written post

>> No.15886752

>>15886693
Flavors? Really? Isn't the point of a pizza place that it's easy to have a bunch of toppings to choose from?

>> No.15886773

>>15886693
Hello I’d like to order a large pizza, sausage flavor

>> No.15886780

>>15886693
But they have your favorite flavor: dick.

>> No.15886969
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15886969

>>15886693
I usually order my 'za with jala flavour, roni flavour and deenz flavo(u)r

>> No.15887037

If deluxe lover means supreme, then half deluxe half pepperoni jalapeno. If deluxe lover means a fat bitch, deluxe lover and a cheese pizza slice to rub on her tits

>> No.15887044

>>15886969
Dangerously based

>> No.15887080

Oh boy I better get over of the "lover" pizzas they must be good because they offer so many of them.

>> No.15887122

>>15886702
That clearly says slice.

>> No.15887137

>>15887122
Ummm, are we looking at the same menu? I clearly see mice.

>> No.15887152

>>15887137
Just think about it logically. Which would make more sense: a pizza restaurant offering a cheese pizza slice or a cheese pizza mice? Furthermore, "mice" implies that you get more than one cheese pizza mouse for your 99 cents. They couldn't afford to charge less than a dollar for two or three cheese pizza mice.

>> No.15887177

>>15886633
Nothing from a chinese pizza place

>> No.15887184
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15887184

The pepperoni-jalapeno pizza looks nice, I'll have that.

>> No.15887194

>>15886640
>>15887184
same. we can just split a whole pizza.

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>>15886697
>>15886752
>>15886773
>>15886780
>>15886969
>A topping isn't a flavor.

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>>15886702
>I bet you eat them whole, bones and all.
Sounds like a poorfag burger version of Ortolan.

>> No.15887253

>>15886633
Everything that isn't buffalo, most disgusting hot sauce made.

>> No.15887542

>>15887184
Vegetable lover with sausage and jalapeno

>> No.15887569

>>15886633
Nothing. I'm not ordering from a store that does pasta, pizza, wings and sandwich rolls.