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Alright bros, I've been trying to figure it out for years but I've still had no luck.

Why do Japanese restaurants everywhere keep sending me bowls of soup that are nothing but broth and what am I supposed to be doing with them? I've just been throwing them away.

>> No.15882263

>>15882256
drink it, incel

>> No.15882268

>>15882263
Why would I drink soup broth?

>> No.15882273

oh, op. you are so clever. I'm sure everyone will think you are being sincere

>> No.15882278

>>15882268
Because you are served it, incel

>> No.15882284

>>15882273
Ok chud

>> No.15882319

Funny thing about miso soup is the Japanese are awful at making it. Most restaurants actually use hon-dashi, or powdered prepared “dashi” which is actually mostly MSG. When they DO use real fish flakes (bonito, horse mackerel, and sardine are the most common types) they don’t use nearly enough.

>> No.15882423

That's the sushi dip

>> No.15882454

You're supposed to snort it to open your airways and increase your flavor receptors so you can actually taste their flavorless fish and rice nonsense.

>> No.15883376
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15883376

>>15882256
>haha weebs btfo i totally called miso soup bland and got away with it on 4chan XD

>> No.15883395

>>15882278
>>15882284
here's your (you)

>> No.15883403

>>15882319
90% of sushi restaurants or "japanese" places in the US are run by gooks or chinks.

>> No.15883430

>>15883395
>pretending replies are some sort of e-currency like reddit-bux
Imagine being new.

>> No.15884477

>>15883403
Even in Japan (I’ve been for several months total) most restaurants and home cooks use hon-dashi.

>> No.15884533

>>15884477
You've never been to Japan.

>> No.15885283

>>15884533
>stop ruining my weeb fantasy
>ALL nihonjin are traditional chefs preserving the 10000-times folded recipes of their ancestors

>> No.15885298

>>15884477
>(I’ve been for several months total)
back off fellas, we've got an expert here

>> No.15885300

>>15883403
this desu
every single sushi "restaurant" in my town is run by either some vietnamese refugee or some chink who moved over here before they started COVID

>> No.15885341

>>15884533
>>15885298
Oh we’ve got some salty people who never went to Japan here.

Protip, it’s merely OK. Most Japanese hate gaijin. Can’t blame them, Debito who is a mod here has been torturing them for decades.

>> No.15885342

>>15883430
who are you quoting?

>> No.15885356

>>15885341
Is that really a surprise? I can barely put up with my own race. At least the Japanese are far away but they'd probably be annoying if I spent time near them.

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>>15885341
I can tell why nips hate white people. Imagine going all the way to Japan to only eat ramen and pull a fucking soy face every time you see someone say something in Japanese to you. Like why are these retarded fucks so obsessed with Japan? There is no major appeal. They're not gonna work there, they're not gonna live there, they just buy Shin Ramyun at a supermarket and say "omg sushi is SOOOOO cultral bro!" just be quiet already and stay in your pod.

>> No.15885470

>>15885342
His brain, go back to lebbit.

>> No.15885485

>>15885371
Really it's for the pussy. Even a moderately attractive white man in Japan will fucking drown in rapid fire young nip pussy. Also ramen is good, asshole.

>> No.15885495

>>15882256
I am actually Japanese. Please don't cone here. We don't need fat white creepy men pretending to be us. Acne treatment for you.

>> No.15885520

>>15885485
Nobody said ramen wasn't good you braindead soyboy, it's the fact these retarded cucks go to Japan and pull the annoying unhinged jaw pose whenever they see a bowl of ramen because some Netflix programme told them that the nips spent 60 years learning to make a soup base and they trained with the utmost discipline. Just like the retarded Jiro Dreams Of Sushi movie, overpriced sushi where the owners make you book a year in advance just to shove you out of the store in a few minutes but they know it'll get retarded weeaboo customers who live disability paycheck to paycheck. It's fucking ludicrous that we didn't completely eradicate Japan so this shit wouldn't happen.

>> No.15885537

>>15885341
Lived there for years, girlfriend is a nip, nice try tourist.
>Most Japanese hate gaijin.
Most japanese have literally no opinion except "I like italian food" or "foreigners have big noses lol". If you speak japanese and don't act like a fuckwit, the worst thing you get is occasionally treated like a novelty, and even that's only in the inaka, city folk could not care less.
Why are people here so obsessed with what Japanese people (as if they're some monolithic borg-like being) think of them? They're just people, and by and large, they're a population of peaceful humans going about their lives. The way you weirdos talk about them is fucking bizarre, but I get the feeling it comes from experiencing the world as a voyeur.

>> No.15885567

>>15882256
you dip the sushi in it you fucking troglodyte

>> No.15885582

>>15882268
what else do you do with soup broth? Do you just eat the chicken out of chicken soup? why even eat soup at that point, just order chicken?

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15886358

>>15885341
>oh, you’ve never been to JAPAN? you know nothing about Japanese food.

>> No.15886522

>>15885537
I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiii uwuwuwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "Oh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross

>> No.15887369

>>15885520
sounds like you have a problem with a group of people more than anything. why are you so mad about what someone else is doing in their life? why care so much?

>> No.15887426

>>15882256
It's for flavoring your chopsticks, let them soak.

>> No.15887441

>>15886522
Ok chud

>> No.15887448

>>15887369
Why do you care about him?

>> No.15887480

>>15885582
I don't eat the broth.

>> No.15887481

>>15887448
I don't really, just interested how being mad on the internet all the time can affect someone's personality.

>> No.15887526

>>15882256
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>> No.15887535

>>15887526
I like the chinese pasta better