/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15883455
He's so fucking ugly. Kind of faggot I'd have bullied in school and would have fucked the girl he liked just to mess with him

>>15883465
no you wouldn't

>>15883469
>t. incel

>>15883465
you would have stuck your baby penis in his gap tooth wife's gap

>>15883476
imagine when he enters the bathroom immediately after she's had a huge filthy, reeking shit in there

>>15883455
No one here actually likes this bugeyed cunt or his London look wife

>>15883479
I'd purposely break the toilet flusher so I could scoop the shit out, freeze it into a log, fuck my own ass with it and then lick it as it thaws.

>>15883479
He just puts up with it and starts brushing his teeth while she wipes her ass and inspects all sorts of mystery material she's been blowing out her turdcutter.

>>15883496
Based junkie

>>15883497
imagine the fucking smell of that

He's just an average intelligence man who thinks he's much smarter than he actually is, so he tries to promote new, better and revolutionary ways to do shit that nobody has ever thought of in all of cuisine history. It's all gimmicks that make absolutely no appreciable difference, like seasoning his cutting board and not the steak.

>>15883502
I'd rather imagine the taste.

>>15883455
>/ck/ shills
I think you mean to say Adam shills on /ck/

>>15883465
You shouldn't bully anyone.

>>15883528
I spend all my time deriding women and nonwhites on here. I never quit. And never will. Chads bully nerds, simple as

>>15883534
Describe your fetishes

>>15883534
seething cracker, you're getting replaced, we outnumber you and your women prefer the BBC.
In 200 years there will be no such thing as white people.

>>15883539
>>15883544
Try the redpill, kids

>>15883544
The hottest couples right now are white men with with transwomen. You can have the sluts.

>>15883455
>>15883494
convince me you're not the faggot false flagging and making his own hate threads i'll wait.

>>15883544
noooooooooo no tranny/cuck talk in here please.

>>15883465
Daily reminder that being a nigger is purely a state of mind

>>15883534
>Chads bully nerds, simple as
>using nerd as an insult in 2021
Nerds run the world now grandpa, deal with it.

>>15883534
>big man on 4chan
>little man outside

>>15883510
Imagine the splendor of chewing up her feces, having your saliva glands struggle to pump out enough of the enzyme rich slime to break down the foul dookie. The feeling of letting it break down in your mouth and then forcing it between your teeth so it jets out at your lips is the most unrivaled experience one can hope for in terms of sheer pleasure and psychosexual satisfaction.

>>15883534
Quite based and redpilled I must say.

>>15883455
What's wrong with it? It works great

Imagine having him tied up in the corner while you feed his wife sloppa and coffee to make her shit uncontrollably, then crawl around her like a rabid dog gnashing your teeth and taking lunges at the logs of shit, sometimes catching one and biting it in half, shit flying everywhere.

>>15883544
This is what niggermonkeys actually believe.

CHADadam is going to breed all of our wives bros! WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS NOW WE'RE GETTING KEKED BY SOYCHAD HIMSELF! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW BROS?!

Imagine tying him up and swinging a spiked baseball bat around at him. Imagine pooping on a plate right in front of him and making him watch you put it in the oven. Imagine feeding him his wife's poop and making him drink only her pee, meanwhile she only eats your poop and drinks YOUR pee! Hahaha, that isn't what I'm gonna do or anything!

inb4 faguesa goes to twitter and asks how to stop being called a "/ck/ shills" after making this bait.

I make a Mexican lasagna that doesn't require par boiling the noodles. It doesn't come out watery either.

>>15884036

Bump

Can someone explain the season your cutting board thing? Whats the fucking point?

Adam Ragusea is a convicted rapist.

Like isnt the point of par boiling your pasta to reduce the amount of time it's in the oven? Like ya I can put hatf pasta in the oven but I dont want everything else to.burn in the meantime.

>>15883465
I'm sure you would have champ

>>15882376
>>15882667
>>15883455
>>15884043
seek help adam you unhinged faggot

>>15884122
Adam Ragusea raped and killed a girl in 1992!

>>15883455

>>15883534
mashallah brother

gas stove

>>15883534
yeah I'm thinking based

>>15883544
you will never be white. keep seething nbongunese

>>15883911
jelly of the redpill
female maybe?
the racist part was pretty lame though

>>15883534
>On here
>Chad

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