/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've eaten a goulash sandwich, what's the big deal?

nips eat carbs all day and theyre still skinnier than mutts

>>15878532
Shut up OP

>>15878552
small dick jap cope

why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>eating sauced noodles placed into bread is disgusting
>eating a plate of sauced noodles with a side of bread is delicious traditional cuisine
Do westerners really?

>>15878579
no one eats bread with noodlws in the USA...lol...

>>15878532
This isn’t even the worst I’ve seen. I ate a “potato dog” from lawsons and it was a hoagie roll filled with potato salad (really just potatoes and mayonnaise, with very little seasoning).

>>15878608
>he doesn’t eat bread with spaghetti
wtf

>>15878698
eat a salad

>>15878532
white """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

This is the /ck/ equivalent of BLACKED posters on /gif/

You will never be a woman and your family will bury you as a man

>>15878608
garlic bread
olive garden breadsticks

>>15878608
Shut the fuck up dumbass

>>15878577
Soba is pretty good, as is okonomiyaki, oyakodon, gyuudon... etc

>>15878532
how is it any different to what we do in the west?
literally everyone has one of these once a week, especially uni students

>>15878860
I already bought my tombstone with my real name on it, but nice try

>>15879016
hqhat the fucn is that

>>15879094
Toastie toasties

>>15878553
cico

>>15879016
I've never fucking seen that

Okonomiyaki

>>15878532
Sounds good OP, wash it down with some Pancake Juice.

>>15879599
Sure thing vince

>>15878532
if deep fried butter qualifies so does that

>>15879016
Lol no. Wtf is wrong with you.

>>15879599
>hottokeki
Do japs really? Just call it パンケーキ you slant-eyed tards

>>15880047
>breadcake

>>15878579
The difference is you eat the bread separately and it's normally much better quality than a hot dog bun and is buttered

>>15880926
>I-it’s not that bread! It’s totally different bread so it’s good! And we coat it with fat!
Wow, so civilized and gourmet.

>>15880981
Yes.

>>15880047
bargain-bin dekinai gets btfo

>>15879016
do americans really?

>>15878532
>>15879016
>>15879147
>>15879568
>>15879599

>>15878698
Post chin

>>15878532
You don’t know shit about life.

>>15878577

>>15878553
They are all diabetic though

>>15879011

>>15882332

>>15878532
black """""penis""""

>>15882610
>>15882616
>>15882602

is this childish interpretation of western cuisine supposed to be impressive

>>15878860
>/po/dditors literally so obsessed with BLACKED porn that they can't help themselves NOT make references to it on a food and cooking board
The ABSOLUTE STATE of /pol/ddit

>>15882649
Literally who said anything about /pol/. Stop projecting so much, obsessed retard, losers like you shit up every board with your incessant /pol/whining.

>>15882649
sounds like this anon is still butthurt after their brief and unsuccessful visit to /pol/.

you're like a schizo who sees enemies everywhere you look and can't defend your own pants-shitting retarded verbal diarrhea

>>15878608
I did just today

>>15882697
that is some sad looking sloppa I hope better times for you in the future

>>15882642
no, just comfy and dericious

>>15882677
>... haha... i bet you never used /POL before! You probably wren't even here for the 2016 election, n-newfag! SHE LOST! lol trolled LMAO
Imagine not being self-aware.

korean food is better

>>15882697
Nice rachel ray plate collection, faggot.

>>15882719
this is what a butthurt faggot who got trolled hard on /pol/ sounds like

>>15882723
japanese ≥ korean > chinese
universal rule

>>15882705
It was actually quite good

>>15882752
no it wasn't

>>15882769
Yes huh

>>15882731
This is what a person who just migrated here from reddit after the 2020 election sounds like.

>>15878706
Why not both

>>15882791
>just post whatever bullshit regardless of if it makes sense
>don't forget to accuse them of using reddit!
what are you 9 years old?

>>15882742
This but swap Japanese with Chinese.

>>15882728
My ex picked them out. God I miss her....

>>15880981
Can't see the difference btwn euro bread and a hotdog bun. Filtered
Im from fucking Philippines and know this

>>15882606
same as america

>>15878577
>taiwanese (Chinese)
chink cope

Noodle bread is good

>>15878532
That's japanese gas station food, and those sandwiches completely BTFO anything available in an american gas station.

>>15878532
>>15878577
I've never been to Japan, so I only know what they brought to California. But they have a good track record by my standards, which are pretty low.
It's probably like how japs think we eat KFC for christmas.
>>15879016
>>15879147
that's not a thing. it's just some bullshit from the stupid fucking internet.

>>15883363
nothing beats 7 11 taquitos retard

>>15882812
>if i pretend im not from reddit he cant hurt my feelings

How long does it take to convince yourself of this?

>>15883414
this
i like the buffalo rollers and the jalapeno ones

>>15878577
Wow, this is so good bait anon, you can catch big fish with it, big enough to feed entire family. MMMMmmmmm.
forgive for bad english, 私は日本語ですか

>>15882597
>>15882602
>>15882610
>>15882616
I though the whole reason they put eggs on a burger, was they couldn't digest cheese.

>>15882606
then how do they live up to 90 years old?

>>15883612
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>>15883612
You are the japanese language? Impressive

>>15878532
I'm sure the British will understand.

>>15882649
>>15882719
kindly fuck off

>>15882769
kys

>>15882742
completely in reverse you mongoloid

>>15883408
>he's never been a based, poorfag uni student buying a 30c can of spaghetti to slap on some crunchy toast with some cheese and bacon for a tasty meal under $1
never gunna make it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_sandwich

>>15882890
why is every photo i see of this cunt he's crying and shirtless?

>>15884931

>>15878532
thats some kinda shit you make when ur drunk

>>15884931
I think there's a 4-hour video of him replacing Amberlynn Reid as the best reason to not be fat.

>>15879011
>Soba
>gyuudon
Anon cmon

>>15883408
>It's probably like how japs think we eat KFC for christmas.
They only think that because they do it. Years ago KFC did an ad campaign in japan with the slogan "Kentucky for Christmas" and it caught on extremely well, to the point that KFC starts taking christmas orders in japan about a month in advance

>>15878553
Couldn't make it through 2 posts.
>>15882606
Unusual forms of cancer. Some try to hide it but post 1980 they have a horrifically low adult height. They claim a much higher average, but it's actually 5'2" for later generations. Look into smaller studies and women dieting during pregnancy.

>>15878532
Skeggti sando, sounds good.

>>15884922
first off, I can afford to make my own sketti.
secondly, hobo toast.

>>15878532
One of my favorite things to do is take the butt end of a baguette, hollow it out, and fill it with fresh pasta. The texture of the crust against the pasta is the important thing, but those gooks got the right idea

>>15886008
That stuff looks mad good and sort of reminds you of all these Mario Party fill out the cake minigames but it'll taste whack

>>15878553
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>15886027
I hear it's the worst.
https://youtu.be/e4J7yV5EOk4?t=216