/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15880308
Hot and sour beijing soup
Vietnamese nems
Satay or black pepper beef/chicken
Cantonese fried rice
A couple of chinese beers

Chicken ala cherry

>>15880308
Honey chicken
Wontons
Singapore noodles curry flavor
Deep fried ice cream

>>15880308
>is the meat fresh?
>yes
>how fresh?
>it was barking this morning

>>15880308
Batsoup sometimes pangolin

>>15880308
Muffin muffin muffin muffin North big

>>15880308
Just a coofy

>>15880337
Ohhhh tasty bat souuup

>>15880317
almond boneless meal

>>15880308
>what is your usual order at the local chinese
OP your entire platter looks like 1/2 cup of oil was used in combined amount of food. You could have gone for the non fried rice with such a sauce soaked fried main. Orange chicken is served with simple steamed broccoli for a reason.

If I get chinese, gonna get a combination of a nice soup, like a bok choy filled special won ton, or simple hot n sour or egg drop, because most of the time I am sick if I am ordering Chinese as delivery and want the soup and basic rice for day 1, and whatever else I get is likely for my planned leftovers, a 2nd meal and to make the delivery worthwhile for the driver. With the soup, I will get pork eggroll or chinese spareribs,maybe a rumaki or shumai, my go 2 mains are moogoo gai pan or a mushroom egg foo young w/ white rice. If my favorite restaurants that I know is top quality, honey chicken or twice cooked szechuan pork, both of those are fine w/ fried rice. Side of pureed chili sauce, to dab on the side my plate to kick a few bites up a bit, esp if sick, for the vitamin C and clear the nose.
Hot tea, oolong or jasmine tea. A simple whole orange for dessert.

>>15880308
fresh pangolin please, and don't forget to cover it up with heavy china sauce

i always get szechuan chicken with pork fried rice, crab rangoons and eggrolls every time i order chinese

>>15880308
mongolian beef is my main goto.

General Tso's chicken and fried rice are how I decide if a chinese-american place is worth coming back to. If they can't do either of these right then they can't do anything right

I really miss the moon jellyfish I had once in a Chinese place when on holiday in Vancouver. Best meal I ever had. In Britain you don’t get that

foe yong hai

I don't like ch*n*s* food.

>>15880308
Typically I just get Sing jau chow mai

>>15880522
Mongolian beef is the real test. Steak is one of their most expensive ingredients, so if they're going to cheap out on anything, it'll be that. Good Mongolian beef should be cuts of flank steak. If it tastes like dog food, you're in a shitty restaurant. You could get the same litmus test with beef & broccoli.

>>15880308
Orange chicken and chow mein

Bat

General Tsao Chicken
White Rice
Wonton Soup

>>15880308
If I'm in a new place that I've never been before, I usually order "General Tso's". This is a basic universal find-it-everywhere chinese dish. If they fuck this up, then chances are the rest of the menu probably isn't very good either. if it's good, I'll be back and try something else next time.

>>15880308
chicken chop suey

House special curry with fried rice (chicken, beef, char siu pork, prawns)
A few chips on the side
Prawn crackers
A pancake roll too if I feel extra cheeky

>>15880308
hot and sour soup and kung pow/general tso chicken and lo-mein (side dish)

>>15880308
two orders of the chicken teriyaki sticks. It's that red chicken on a skewer most buffets have. the place by me makes it fresh to order; it comes out hot and delicious. everything else there is awful, but those skewers are amazing.

chicken in black bean sauce
special fried rice
salt and pepper wings
salt and pepper ribs
crispy won tons
prawn toast

and yes I am over 350lbs

a chuan wei beef noodle soup, or dim sum if it's a dim sum place. sometimes mapo tofu. if american chinese usually kung pao chicken, hot and sour soup. Sometimes an onion pancake. I wanna try the spare ribs too

>>15880308
Shrimp Egg Foo Young
Beef Chow Fun

>>15880308
i go to a popular chinese buffet that offers all the popular chinese dishes but perhaps on a lesser quality scale. it's amazing because it's cheap.

general's chicken combo and 15 pizza rolls

>>15882335
based beef measurement

>>15883717
you are british as well, innit?

>>15880327
wow that is fresh

>>15880308
chicken + bamboo + chinese shrooms with a side dish of rice. I mix it and it is fucking delicious.

Except last time they served me like 3 tendons and too little chicken to everything else ratio.
So now I plan on making my own.

>>15880308
mongolian lamb or cashew chicken.
I went honey chicken a few times in a row but got over the sickly sweetness.

>>15886555
Seethe harder, chang.

>>15880308
Sushi place near me that has Chinese too. They have great pork fried rice, carrot ginger dressing salad, spicy Kani salad, great angry dragon rolls, ok miso but it's basically impossible to fuck up miso, egg drop soup is always weird and bad at Asian restaurants

>>15880308
House fried rice or yang chow fried rice, depends on the place and which one is cheaper
Salt and pepper spare ribs or sweet and sour spare ribs
Honey walnut shrimp
Mongolian beef or cubed XO beef
Some random veg stir fry if not broccoli stir fry with scallops

Boneless spare ribs
Egg foo Yung
Egg rolls

>>15880308
Rear Admiral Tso’s chicken
Egg rolls
Won Ton soup

>>15887317
We got some Honey Walnut Shrimp here in OC that will surpass all others.

>>15880308
Chicken fried rice or Singapore fried rice.
Chinese vegetarian dumplings with hot sauce.

The portions of fried rice are big enough for me alone since I'm not American.

>>15883505
WAKE UP!

>>15880308
I shout CHIIIIIING CHOOOONG at them until they hang up

I normally get the beef chow fun. The leftovers the next day with poached eggs are the best.

#13 General Tso's chicken, chicken skewer, pork fried rice and hot & sour soup.