/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15878258
Bullets

>>15878258
i only eat when i am trying to maximize my weed experience. when i am just somking massive amounts of weed i do not give a flying fuck about munchies.

>>15878258
>Smoke weed? Sorry I’m not a degenerate

>>15878258
Pizza! Roasted garlic, peppers and bacon.

Fruity pebbles

Peanut butter and jelly.

8 bucks (the good kind)

>>15878258
I ate a perch dinner from the local bar with a baked potato.

>>15878258
>he still gets the munchies

Found the casual.

>>15878258
Minestrone

>>15878258
anything.

>>15878275
all the arab chads i know smoke weed

just about anything, yesterday i assembled a plate of leftovers including a tomato and cucumber salad, some beetroot cured gravlax and a tortilla with peanut butter and pickled carrots

>>15878258
i dont smoke weed because im not a degenerate or black

>>15878699
> chantard says "I'm not a degenerate"

>>15878699
there are lots of personable guys who dont smoke weed but you dont seem to be one of them

>>15878258
your mom's vagene

little black boys cock

Eating fresh fruit can be a quasi religious experience when stoned. Peaches, mangos, melons and the like.

>>15878258
A german semi sweet riesling pairs incredibly well with cannabis for some.

>>15878753
I peeled and separated an orange out onto a plate once, and before eating it decided to go for a walk. When I got back I discovered it all ready to eat and waiting for me. It was so damned good.

>>15878258
McChicken sandwich with extra McChicken sauce,

>>15878753
I also like fruit when I'm high on the herb. The stereotype of stoners eating oreos and pizza has never really made sense to me

>>15878258
beer

>>15878699
>hippies
>black

>>15878258
I don't really get the munchies. Weed makes me not want to bother with eating. .

I eat a lot of junk food and fast food. It's a problem, I started smoking because I never ate and was a skinny twink, now I'm pushing 240 and it's hard to breathe when I lie down. I can't eat without it, but when I use it, I can't stop myself from eating taco bell and a whole pack of chips ahoy.

I keep a bunch of microwavable crap around for munchies, white castle and stuff like that. I always keep spaghettios with meatballs in the house to keep me from spending $50 on doordash. Right now I got dark chocolate almonds, really good chips and salsa, jars of peanut butter for dipping circus cookies, three kinds of sugar cereal, and some chocolate hagen daaz. For cotton mouth I got mountain dew, milk, and goodbelly blackberry pomegranate. I got a carne asada quesedilla leftover for snacking on too and will usually try and keep a "higher quality" storebought dinner in the fridge to microwave to prevent me from hitting up delivery service.

I also just reupped: peyote cookies, banana foster, alien OG, and 5 random pre-rolls.

Highly recommend Moonbow 112 if you can find it right now.

>>15878258
I havent been gettin apetite increse wjen smoking marijuana lately.

>>15879066
>>15879081 here, I eat like a fucking pig when I'm high but I'm /fit/ af and that's where you fucked up. When I'm going 5 days a week I struggle getting enough calories and sometimes I need to just eat junk food because I've overtrained and can't recover fast enough.

You need to workout man.

>>15878258
It wasn't until I was stoned that I achieved my first hands free prostate orgasm with pic related.

i don't waste my money on dudeweed because im not a degenerate or a tranny, faggot or a nigger

>>15879100
I used to. I can barely get the energy to get out of bed, and go to work, anymore, and by the time I'm done with that I just sleep. Wake up in the middle of the night, smoke up, gorge myself, go back to sleep.

>>15879121
You got to get motivated again man or you're wasting all that weed because you can't enjoy it as much.

Buy some new running shoes (good ones) and a new mp3 player/headphones and just start going for walks again. Work on getting back into it over time. And remember you only regret working out before you do it.

>>15879113
I only do gay shit when I'm high. Any other time, I beat off to porn of women and sleep with my girlfriend, but sometimes I get so high I wind up beating it to porn of "straight" guys being tied up and jerked off. Sometimes I even make an ad on Craigslist and wind up getting tied up and jacked off by some faggot. What's up with that?

>>15879115
>boring incel cunt
no one likes you and it's not because you're trad you tremendous cucked faggot

>>15879172
Sounds based.
I have an insatiable scat fetish when I'm high.

>>15879180
I once ate a five hundred mg brownie, and the next thing I know I talked the guy into tying a plastic bag over my head while he did his thing, and I passed out and almost died. Best orgasm of my life.

>>15878718
As opposed to every stoner being insufferable

>>15879195
>stoners are vegans or white SJWs
neck yourself faggot.

>>15879194
Sounds hot.
After bucket bongs with a transexual hooker she just wanted to suck me off but I ripped her pants off and went to brown town.
She had obviously evacuated her bowels recently and not wiped properly so I licked her completely clean before fingering her prostate.

>>15879210
sounds like a wild night anon. good for you.

An entire loaf of dark rye bread.

Thankfully I completely lose my sense of taste when I consume marijuana so food does nothing for me. I am not a fan of weed, though.

Food on a nice alcohol buzz though, that can send a meal into the stratosphere.

DUUUUUDE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>15879202
Almost exclusively, yes. Or non-whites who are generally all insufferable.

>>15878258
Salt and vinegar chips. I don't tend to stuff my face during a sesh but god damn that sharp flavour combination is just incredible if I'm high.

>>15878275
This. Weed is for losers.

>>15878258
DUDE

>>15879168
>>15879100
Do you realize how ridiculous you sound?

>>15878736
Spotted the tranny.

>>15879172
Hahahahhaha that's a great larp my faggot.

>>15878258

>>15878681

>>15879210
>>15879180
>>15879194
You "people" belong in insane asylums.

>>15878776
that's almost as good going to pack your bowl only to realize it's in your hand already packed

>>15879210
I'm just not sure what specifically this has to do with food and cooking though, that's my issue right now.

>>15878258
>weed
Fucking casual, I take 100mg of datura every morning, for lunch I smoke a couple rocks and before bed I shoot a couple needles worth of smack.

>>15880300
Hes right

I like to inhale a few cans of reddi-whip then drink the cream

>>15879343
Is that all you have, little man? The color of your skin? Must suck not having anything you worked for to be proud of.

>>15878258
Everything, I need to stop smoking

>>15878301
nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli

>>15878258
I keep one of those big bags of a variety of personal size chip bags around.
Also berries or dried fruit

>>15881789
Yeah, see what I mean by insufferable?
This taunt would only work if you knew me, but we're anonymous. People who have worked for and accomplished things have extra reason to hate minorities because they consistently vote for more socialist taxation to take the sweat of our brow away from us to feed people too lazy to work and support themselves, but who will still go deal and take drugs.
Being unaware of the plurality of non-white stoners and druggies in general means you've never left Colorado or your gated SoCal community in your life, so you really shouldn't pretend to know anything about anything.
Hands off my stack and euthanize yourself, commie.

>>15882243
>w-we're anonymous
cope. post hand and wall hanging degree or go back.

>>15882249
Why the fuck would I hang my degree? I only wasted time and money on that so I could get hired, straight into the mothball closet it goes.
God niggers are so fucking stupid.

fried chicken legs
they sell those shits at the grocery store for like 25 cents apiece

>>15882255
i accept your admission of NEETdom with grace. feel free to leave your seethepost by the door, I'll come around to collect it whenever, lol

>>15878258
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>15880352
digga ich würd 2 dosen fressen scheiße wallah die sind so gut ich schwöre auf alles
>inb4 schweinegelatine
juckt keinen arsch

>>15878258
His hand is very beautiful, but he's a degenerate.

>>15882342
Fuck off ESL scum.

>>15882361
ESL? Sorry I don't speak.

>>15882342
nobody speaks italian here this is an english board you fucking wop

>>15882370
>Sorry I don't speak.
That's the point. 4chan for native English speakers only. None of you should be allowed here.

>>15882380
Uhhhh... pretty sure that's german my duderino.

>>15882385
Come again? I'm very sorry I can not speak.

>>15882387
same difference

>>15880822
huh?

>>15882395
Kill yourself.

Currently.. Cooler ranch doritos and ranch sour cream dip

>>15879435
Every rich kid I knew in highschool that threw parties the parents had bags of blow and weed.

Most above average successful people do drugs or drink hard. The average successful person drinks wine and expensive spirits, the average joe drinks and smokes, and the bottom of the barrel do crack and meth and actual degenerate drugs.

>>15879195
You sound like the insufferable person to be honest.

reeses pieces

>>15882704
Nope, I'm just based and YOU can't handle my basedness, degenerate stoner. When the day of the rope comes, we're coming for you and the faggots after the jews and the trannies.

>>15882685
> source : trust me bro

>>15882685
ok retard, I am set for life with crypto and I do meth every day

>>15878258
Sticking right now with either string cheese or these suckers.

>>15878258
Usually just leftovers or something.

>get stoned
>make fried rice if i have leftover rice
>make insta ramen stir fry if no rice
>if neither is available i'm eating whatever fruit I have
i really want watermelon right now

>>15882685
Rich kids aren't successful. People in positions of power because they had social connections to put them there aren't successful. Success involves actually achieving something.

>>15882862
coldass watermelon is primo munchies.

>>15882999
refrigerated?

>>15879195
Smoking weed is like being gay:
Everyone who does it and is outspoken comes off as a total dramatic tryhard fag whose focus is on one thing all the time.
The people who are cool and gay and/or smoke weed keep it to themselves around assholes like you, because they can tell you're a judgmental faggot yourself who would have a high opinion of them for YEARS until you find out one fairly inconsequential fact about them.
Basically all the cool weed smokers would know to keep far far away from losers like you.

>>15882884
There is a 90% chance that you will be of the same class that you are born into. Rich kids are successful because they grew up rich which surprise surprise, gives you social connections
For instance I got into med school because my father played golf at the country club with the chief of surgery and got him to write me a recommendation. I had good grades and shit but since it's the only school that admitted me you better believe that's the reason I got to go

>>15882685
If anything, the rich do drugs more than poor people do. Drugs are expensive, cops are less likely to be in rich neighborhoods/search rich looking people, and they can afford good lawyers.

>>15878303
what state?

>>15879194
Based
>>15879210
>hooker
Not based.

To answer the OP question though, I really enjoy Middle Eastern and Indian foods when I'm high. Cucumber salad, hummus and pita, shawarma, samosas, curries, naan wraps, etc. If I have the ingredients and I'm not feeling too lazy, I'll make it myself, otherwise I get takeout.

>>15879172
no homo bro
>>15878258
i spend my entire high looking for the movie to watch while high, same with food. but it's usually a trip like pic related. i think for me it's all about the suspension of disbelief, surprises hit me the best when i'm high. so i'll look in the fridge and find something i forgot about, boom, satisfaction guaranteed.

I don't get the munchies anymore. I just spaz out and stare at the wall.

>>15883057
So you're not successful.

Mmmmm

usually something sweet or tasty/salty e.g. chips, just snack food that doesn't really fill you up
like others I also find it difficult to not gorge myself so I try not to keep that shit around
I have no self control in general I guess

>>15880300
The lad has said nothing but the truth.

>>15883057
i grew up poor as dirt but joined the military and did well on the mcat so now I have a good shot at getting into school
god bless the military industrial complex

>>15883536
the specific mechanism is that weed messes with the way your stomach communicates fullness to the brain. so you can just eat and eat and eat because you can't process satiation. alcohol messes with your digestive system in a whole different way. but when I'm in a stoner phase, I spend half my day just trying to shit out last night's midnight snack. my dream is a big bowel-clearing dump.

>>15878275
this guy definitely smokes some dank thai sativas while sipping nero d'avolas

>>15883840
Nah, he abuses steroids and eats 12 eggs a day with the rest of his diet being equally spartan, more likely. No room in his diet for bullshit

>>15883865
he's literally about to drink wine in the picture though

>>15878275
You can make a fag buff, but you can't turn em straight.

>>15878258
I eat before smoking instead of eating my high away after getting stoned. If I do eat while stoned I just munch on rabbit food. dipped in vinagrette.

>>15878258
Spaghetti and meatballs.

I dip pickles in blackberry jam when I'm stoned. It's kinda like chutney.

Hawaiian pizza with sriracha drizzled on it is my greatest stoner food discovery.

>>15882799
Undeniably based

>>15883057
I'm from a based middle class family and it looks like I will fall into poverty once I stop being taken care of.

>>15878258
Haven't touched that shit in 13 years

>>15878258
>he unironically smokes weed
enjoy your lung cancer and brain damage

>>15878275
>me in the glass

>>15884700
anti pot people are schizoids at this point

>>15882718
Are you 12

>>15878258
YOU CANT DO THAT OP!! REEEEEEEE!~!! STOP IT!!!! oNLY LOSERS DO THAT!! YOUR NOT COOL!!! MOM!!!!!!!

I eat fruits When ever some blazes it up near me.
Mandarin, Mango, Or something like make a shake with fruits and milk and a blender.

>>15880300
He's though, exercise makes a difference in your health/mood if you put in the consistent effort

>>15885399
This but unironically

>>15878275
This guy smokes primo Mazar Sharif hash

>>15885505
He's right* though

For me its more about the texture than the flavor. I ate a steamed carrot and the way it broke apart as I slowly chewed it was exquisite. If I am going to buy something I will get bridge mixture, mixed nuts, trail mix or a box of assorted chocolates so I can enjoy many different textures.

>>15882718
Ur going to the fridge to get more twinkies u obese lardass

>>15880835
based and sanity pilled

>>15883792
u still a peasant

>>15885505
exercise doesnt do shit you normie retard

u just want girls to like you.....
but it's not gonna work they've alredy jmade up their mind about your face and the horrible cringe shit u dress in

>>15886087
Try speaking like a human being instead of a worthless ESL next time,

>>15885163
>schizoids
That word doesn't mean what you think it means

Asahi is godlike when youre high. Also, Snyders

>>15886082
No u

>>15879115
You just waste your life, incel loser.

>>15879343
You don't even leave your room, loser, you don't know any weed smoker, non-white or otherwise.

>>15882243
Sheltered incel freak

>>15878699

>>15879172
weed is gay thats why

People from all races and all walks of life smoke weed. Engineers, musicians, tradesmen, etc. Claiming that only le burnout loser or le meanie minority smokes weed is blatantly admitting you're a virgin weirdo who never leaves his room and doesn't interact with people.

>>15886342
>Claiming that only le burnout loser or le meanie minority smokes weed is blatantly admitting you're a virgin weirdo who never leaves his room and doesn't interact with people.
This is where it doesn't make sense. They would have had a point 15 or 20 years ago maybe, but with how it's becoming more mainstream now, that mindset doesn't work. You've got loads of farms growing the stuff, dispensiaries all over the place so it's more accesible to people now. If you wanted weed you had to find a dealer, which can be hard. I'm a britbong so I don't know much about americans and their weed shop locations, or all the states that have legalised it.

>>15886087
>exercise doesnt do shit you normie retard
Nice bait, tell me how I know you're fuck ugly
>>15886342
>Claiming that only le burnout loser or le meanie minority smokes weed is blatantly admitting you're a virgin weirdo who never leaves his room and doesn't interact with people.
This is where it doesn't make sense. They would have had a point 15 or 20 years ago maybe, but with how it's becoming more mainstream now, that mindset doesn't work. You've got loads of farms growing the stuff, dispensiaries all over the place so it's more accesible to people now. If you wanted weed you had to find a dealer, which can be hard. I'm a britbong so I don't know much about americans and their weed shop locations, or all the states that have legalised it.

>>15883036
I drink and avoid alcoholics and binge drinkers because they're obnoxious. I smoke and avoid stoners for the same reasons. Making substance use part of your personality is fucking obnoxious.