/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15876464
>has a ripeness window of +/- 2 days, and must travel from brazil to your house

it makes me retch and puke no matter what
basically the only food i dislike

>no taste
>squishy texture
banana is the baby food of fruit

>>15876468
>brazil
I sincerely do not buy any products from this third world shithole. There is almost 0 regulation and every product I’ve had tested has come back positive for fecal contamination.
Seriously a disgusting place and people

What do you use the peel for?

>>15876477
isn't everything contaminated with fecal bacteria?

>>15876464
Literally the fruit that proves God is real.
Even though it was carefully cultivated by humans to be that way.

>>15876478
if your thumb is thick enough and you keep the peel whole you can stick it in there and it'll make funny fart noises lmao

>>15876479
Yes and no. Of all the products I’ve had tested, Brazil was the only country for literally 100% of their products to have fecal contamination.
It’s like they’re living in a toilet, which isn’t too far from the truth

>>15876480
Don't you have a Left Behind sequel you should be working on, Kirk?

>>15876490
You can also have sex with the bananapeel before you dry it out on a frying pan and smoke it in a pipe for a free legal high.
Best fruit ever, no contest.

>>15876504
>dry it out on a frying pan and smoke it in a pipe for a free legal high.
wait what, what does the peel contain for that?

>>15876464
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you.

>>15876464
YES
bananas are basically designed for human consumption. Even monkeys like them and monkeys are the second wisest animal

>>15876596
Based and tallyhallpilled

>>15876464
>he doesn't have a hispanic banana who tells him to kill

>>15876493
they also have the highest incidence of toxoplasmosis
wonder if that's a symptom or a cause

>>15876509
>he's never heard of smoking banana peels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoO_hfhS4Qs

>>15876509
>he doesn't know about Bananadine

>>15876852
>>15876634
My roommate smoked a bunch of banana peels and jumped out the fucking window and died

>>15876464
In Japan people who like Bananas are regarded as simple-minded/stupid because it's the cheapest fruit.

>>15876855
I had a classmate that did banana peels. He went off it after a while and we thought he was recovering and going all clean but then he was back to it again after 8 months, moved to some other country to get more banana peels from his new dealer and gf. Not sure what he does nowadays or if he still is even alive.

>>15876464
is heaven soft? how do you know?

>>15877060
Do YOU know?

>>15876464
fuck bananas

>>15876464
Bananas are too sweet. I think they have one of the highest sugar content of any fruit

>>15876893
interesting I did not know

>>15876464
>Is the banana the perfect fruit?
No, but tomato is.

>>15876893
In Japan, they also fap to octopus hentai. So basically any of their opinions are invalid

>>15877140
Many people do

>>15876893
that is stupid

>>15876464
>sweet but not too sweet
They get too sweet when the peel loses the green tinge

>>15876855
Had a freidn that did em.... he went BANANAS lmao

>>15876464
They make the roof of my mouth sore

>>15876476
>no taste
Describing yourself?

Banan give me heart burn

>>15876464
I LOVE BANANA

I've eaten nothing but bananas for the past 3 days

>>15877853
Kek

>>15876478
Making people slip and fall on their bums.

>>15876478
Feeding animals. I've seen recipes that use it for baking but I'm sceptical and my pigs love to eat the peels.