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>>15875795
Take care of yourself!

I stopped drinking years ago. I was never an alcoholic. Alcohol is just gay. Like masturbation. Why would you want to touch a dick, homo?

>>15875795

I am an alcoholic that goes through half a gallon of booze in 2 and a half days and I never got the shakes.

>>15875795
I never get the shakes or hungover, eish i did cuz maybe Id stop. Only downside seems to be the constant vigilance in keeping weight off plus God knows what to my organs. It's the only way I can relax and enjoy my Chinese cartoons and bing bing wahoo after work, though

>american vodka
You know vodka is made from potatoes not corn, right?

>>15875851
That's roughly 45 drinks, spread over 72 hours, should barely register any kind of negative effects unless you're slamming 15 shots in an hour, and even then there's worse out there.

>>15875869
if that was true, then why are the Irish not known for their vodka? a culture build up around alcoholism and potatoes, and "supposedly" they only make alcohol from corn? that is hard to believe.

>>15875795
Tito’s is all branding it’s decent vodka sold for more than it should because Americans don’t know better

>>15875915
shut the fuck up nigger...Titos is good and yes I know its made from corn, I dont care

>>15875915
Tito's is about as good as it gets without being rail, that's all. If you got a cheaper solution that's just as likely to not cause headaches or sugar shits Im all ears

>>15875956
Meant shelf not rail, my bad

>>15875956
>Tito's
>good
I wouldn't give that trash to my dog. You're better off setting up your own moonshine distillery.

>>15875990
What do you recommend in a similar price range?

>>15876013
my fat greasy balls

>>15875795
TWU

>>15875795
For me it's a glass of rum with a puff of homegrown.

>>15876030
>he smokes weed

>>15875915
>ITS NOT FROM SLAVLAND ITS SHIT OMMGMMGGG
Rent free

>>15876037
You bet i do motherfucker, you can't imagine how much better i feel after my ptsd.

>>15876043
>ptsd.
from what? slipping in the shower? you zoomers are so fragile

>>15876044
I'm 40 and it's not a blog. i won't go into details but i can feel happiness again.

>>15876051
I’d be willing to bet good money that you are being overdramatic...unless you saw your friend get shredded in half by a mortar shell you do not have ptsd

>>15876051
I started smoking weed nightly to help fall asleep because I’ve been so depressed since my mom died. But I stopped recently because I feel bad for smoking weed so often :(

>>15876043
If you are another military welfare queen faking ptsd (all "disabled" veterans do) then pls kys

>>15876051
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>15876060
Nothing that violent, just life can be pretty depressing sometimes in mundane things.

>>15876061
Weed isn't a solution to all problems it isn't panacea. i'm sorry for your mom. weed is just a crutch.

>>15876063
No i'm just another lowlife living in europe.

>>15876080
>weed is just a crutch.
This is kinda why I stopped. I figure I need to find a real solution and not a temporary fix

>buying expensive Vodka at all.

You're the same type of person who drinks that overpriced tap water because it has a fancy bottle.

Fag

>>15876090
>poorfag is so angry that he resorts to strawmans and broadbrushing
god you losers are so pathetic

>>15876088
Yeah i think if i found love i could stopped i think. i'm getting a cat soon so there's a start.

>>15876097
enjoy your toxoplasmosis

>>15876097
>cat
When my gf is gone for work the depression and anxiety increase 10x.
But I’ve been pet sitting a cat and having it around when she’s gone helps immensely

>>15876097
>i'm getting a cat soon

>>15875851
an alcoholic drinks that within 8 hours

>>15876111
That's not a persian cat

>>15876108
At least you have a gf, i've never been with anyone seriously.

For me, it's going 6-12 months sober, getting my life together, and then fucking it up with one drink that inevitably leads to full blown addiction and the hospital.

>>15876091
>"Oh my god guys! This $70 bottle of Vodka that explicitly is made to taste neutral that I bought is SOOO much better than the same neutral tasting vodka I could've bought for $18"

>>15876127
I'm a 23 year old incel. That is the truth. I've never had sex, never kissed a girl and never held hands with a girl. I've been trying to get laid by swiping right on every girl on Tinder, but I only match with the most repulsive fat chicks.

I even tried hiring an escort to lose my virginity, but the only escort in my area hasn't texted me back. I could have never imagined how hard it would be just to deposit my dick inside of some girl's coochie. The thing is that I'm not even ugly, I'm like an average guy.

6/10ths of the male population must be incel at this point. Women evolved to only want the best looking men and before social media, the amount of men the average female were exposed to were all the men in her general area, but now she's exposed to thousands of men and due to the evolved predisposition to go for the best looking men, only the top 20% of men get any success on dating apps and social media. That leaves the bottom 80% with almost nothing except for fat chicks and the deformed (I've literally only matched with fat chicks and chicks with facial deformities). I guarantee most of you guys are also incels too, but won't admit it.

Life just fucking sucks. I wish I was having sex with the hottest women, I wish I was impregnating women, but instead I'm bored as shit trolling on the internet. Nothing is fun anymore. All I lust for is to be with a beautiful woman. Touch them, cuddle with them, kiss them, taste their bodies, taste their pussies, taste their armpits, and just smell them.

It's like only being able to look at images of the most delicious and satisfying food like steak, chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, turkey, etc, but never getting the chance to ever eat it. You crave it, you constantly think about it, it makes your mouth water, and every fiber of your being craves it, but you will never have it and instead you're stuck eating bland unappetizing white rice. That's what it's like.

It's torture. It isn't fair.

>>15876143
Dude calm down you're 23, your life is beginning.
I'm in 40th crisis, trying to look cool while that "how do you do fellow comrades" guy. it's pathetic and i just wish i had someone who elevates me to something better.

>>15876159
> i just wish i had someone who elevates me to something better.
Do that for yourself retard!!

>>15876176
This desu.

>>15876176
i'm too much lazy for that unfortunatly. i prefer to spend my time reading books, listening to music, watching movies than "improving" myself.

>>15876013
Costco has $15 for 1.75 that is decent. Their premium vodka is $23 for a 1.75 and it is great. It sounds ridiculous, but it is the best Ive ever had.

>>15876200
well then what the fuck is having sex gonna do.

>>15876211
>Costco’s premium vodka
Maybe I’m just not a fan of vodka, but the supposedly premium one tasted about the same as any plastic bottle vodka I’ve had.

>>15876212
This. I haven't had sex in maybe two years and I'm finding ways to make my pitiful existence mean something outside of carnal urges.

>>15876215
that's because it does

>>15876212
>>15876219
You guys are obsessed with sex , holy shit. there's much more beyond that, sure sex is good but it's not the only part of a relationship.

>>15876143
Personality goes a long way. Forget the apps and go talk to girls. I have a friend that looks like he should be in a cologne ad and I always did better than him. Im just some average guy, but I actually like talking to girls and Im not afraid

>>15876236
Pretty much this. Sometimes people in relationships just want to watch porn and jerk off. The grass is always greener.

>>15875851
so you drink like a normal person