/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15862592
YESSSSSSSSSS

>>15862592
Female pusy

>>15862632
Not fictional, they do have them. In fact, only females have them.

>>15862592
i feel like they'd be hard to put in your mouth

>>15862636
not only females have pussies, it's called a man's ass. you ever heard of it? and in fact some men prefer it to their wife's pussy

>>15862592
Genuine love from a woman.

>>15862673
>t.

>>15862685
take my gf. women are horrible

>>15862729
Let's throw this in, too.

>>15862729
They literally made Tubby Toast my guy.

>>15862632
Bussy is better

I feel like this would be decent

>>15862777
They had this at Burger King when I was a kid. I think it was just dyed vanilla pudding.

>>15863415
i want that robolean

>>15863747
This

>>15863403
>rewatching Breaking Bad
>every time Gus shows up, start craving Zaxby's
It's not even as good as Pollos probably is, but that's the only chicken place I can think of.

bangarang

>>15864195
I should open a fried chicken place when I make it with crypto. It’ll be as cheap but as good as I can make it

>>15862592
try a jawbreaker
>>15862597
that's a dango, a japanese snack
>>15862684
bun, patty, lettuce, cheese, onion, tomato, ketchup, mustard, pickles, top bun in that order, also the secret ingredient of a krabby patty is cocaine, carefully prepare it to the meat
>>15862729
didn't they make this? if not just burn waffles and you have the same thing sort of
>>15862777
melt strawberry ice cream
>>15863415
are you sure you want to drink an aquarium full of battery acid my guy
>>15863747
it's cocaine
>>15864197
just get one of those bigass jawbreakers, same thing
>>15864198
looks like a pie made out of filet american and peeps on top, i mean i'm not judging you

hm hm hm hm hm hm

>>15864221
Fuck off reply fag

>>15864234
I want to try the gray stuff. They say it's delicious, but I call bull. It doesn't look delicious. It's gray.

>>15864287
Probably some sort of fish pâté or something

>>15862685
Have you tried being attractive? That's all you need to do to make a woman love you so much she'd die for you.

>>15864308
>>15864287
Crushed up oreos and icing, actually
They sell it at Disney

>>15864234
ye-yuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>>15864248
no

>>15864221
>just burn waffles
They're pancakes, retard.

just anything from persona really

>>15864198
It's just a pie shell filled with buttercream frosting.

>>15864221
I’m aware of that being dango, but I want THOSE dango

Good american food

>>15864341
>on a plate of appetizers
>crushed oreo
That's what they made because they couldn't make a savory version as a starter.

>>15864221
Based cocaineposter

>>15862673
that's called a "bussy" though, and it's not the same

>>15862592
That prop was sold for 100k burgerinos

>>15864575
Proofs?

>>15863403
>>15864195
>>15864201
Hermanos was a rip-off of this chain. Chicken's pretty good, too.

fagish please stop trying to fish for new video ideas

>>15864581
https://www.looper.com/362966/the-two-willy-wonka-props-that-sold-for-more-than-100k-on-pawn-stars/

>>15864609
>paying 100k for that
some people have too much money

>>15864221
All me.

>>15864287
you WILL eat the gray stuff and you WILL be happy

>>15864796

>>15865166
I always imagined it was like Wendy's.

>>15865764
>Wendy’s
I always thought it would be closer to Carl’s Jr. or burger kang

>>15865156
hated how this show only played at like 4am

>>15863415
The fuck is this?
I thought they ate actual energon cubes

>>15865786
yeah it's true the burgers are round on the show
what I meant is that every wendy's just has this slight crappiness, and I know Krusty's name is never attached to anything that has quality

>>15865809
I always thought it would taste like chocolate ice cream with cocoa puffs in it
WHY SHOULD I WORRY

The food from Enid Blyton's Faraway Tree

>>15865166

>>15864287
Either tapenade or liver pate

>>15864198
thanks for posting this anon

>>15864221
Tubby Custard is not 'melted strawberry ice-cream' you hooting gibbon.

>>15863403
Canonically is was supposed to be pretty good chicken.

>>15863403
>>15864195
>>15864588
>>15866558
And those prices remind me of a better time

Test

this

>>15864221
>bun, patty, lettuce, cheese
That's not even the order in that image and its not how you make a cheeseburger.
You're supposed to put the cheese ON the patty.

>>15862684
Eh. Looks like
>Bun, mayo, ketchup, patty, cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, bun

Secret sauce? Probably just Thousand Island or something. Also, Krabby Patties look like they are deliberately designed to look gross, do I don't get anyone would want one.

>>15864383
That's not fictional food though... There's gotta be some sort of bar for entry here, otherwise anything from any piece of fiction can be included if anons like it. Like, you could include nondescript pepperoni pizza from countless shows that basically just show standard pepperoni pizza and there's nothing else interesting about how its made or the ingredients or anything, and its not important to the story.

>>15864466
Hilarious and original.

>>15865810
>Wendy's
>slight crappiness
You meant Carl's Jr. or Jack in the Box burgers, surely.

I've wanted to share in the Ghost of Christmas Present's feast since I was a kid. I still watch Mickey's Christmas Carol with my kids every year

>>15864178

>>15867129
Are you Canadian? Apparently Wendy's is trash in the US. It's by far the best burger chain up here in canuckistan in my humble opinion

What is the 4th flavor?

>>15863403
>>15864195
Pollos Hermanos would be like Popeye's but Mexican instead of Cajun in my opinion

>>15867029
Based. Same here anon

>>15864287
I've heard they have this at Disneyland / Disneyworld. Haven't been to confirm if it is good or not because my parents didn't love me as a child and I'm not a faggot as an adult

>>15866993
Why american cartoons always portrait meatloaf as some awful food that no one wants?

>>15867271
>Parents dont take me to disneyland means they dont love me
Imagine being so american

>>15867185
lemon

>>15862777
>He got the Trips of Tubby Custard

>>15864178
Ok Chang
Calm Down

>>15867271
damn sucks to be you, i both had parents who loved me and im a faggot. maybe cause my parents loved me i didnt grow up worried about what other would think of me when i do little things for fun. you should eat the grey stuff, its delicious

>>15864592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc

>>15867185
Sherbert

>>15862592
Aldaberan whiskey. It's green.

I'd also do romulan ale in a pinch.

>>15862684
restaurant in my city sometimes makes "krabby patties" they basically put a crab cake on a smash burger

>>15867185
banana

>>15863747
Wait I thought the thing in OP was a model of the jimmy neutron candy but I guess I was misremembering, so what the fuck is OP.

vanillaware makes the best fictional eats bar none.

>>15868266

>>15868274

>>15868278

>>15863315
Same thing...a man cunt.

>>15862592
it's called Durian

>>15867185
The amount of autistic detail in that show was crazy especially when it was kids cartoon.

>>15868274
>stir fried bat

>>15864287
https://food52.com/recipes/11145-mushroom-mousse
I would eat this on crackers.

>>15862592
GTA SA food

>>15865166
Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.

>>15863747
What a deliciously blatant rip-off of Umpty Candy.

>>15862592
bronto burgers

>>15865789

G1 was an inconsistent mess of what was energon or how it worked.

>>15862592
The virgin everlasting gobstopper vs the Chad fizzy lifting drink.
But for me, it's the spice melange.

>>15868249
zoom zoom

>>15869943
Dune made me try putting a little cinnamon in my coffee.
It's pretty good.

>>15869523
I miss mdma.

>>15865166
They have great steamed hams

>>15863315
Wrong. I like twinks as much as the next guy, but eating pussy is better than eating ass, period. Twinks are better for kissing and anal, though.

>>15867178
Reported for being Canadian
Enjoy your ban

>expectation: >>15862684
>reality: pic rel

>>15867185
God, you remembered me of the time I bought a portable CD player and the only disc that I could find for it was this episode
(they made pie out of eye crust)

>>15864178
STOP

>>15863315
Sorry to inform, but Bussy is just an asshole. Of another man.

>>15867178
Rake 'em up boys

>>15863403
It's battered fried chicken which if made right is pretty good.

>>15870866
What the fuck, I remember this. Was Kid's Next Door based? I don't recall much except that the cartoon network flash games of this were great.

>>15867442
Because cartoons are made by Gen Xers and Millenials and they both had to grow up with God-awful boomer cooking. Meatloaf isn't bad if you do it right.

>>15871076
>>15867442
Meatloaf is generally worse than any other meat dish with the same amount of time, effort, and ingredient quality

>>15868266
vanillaware shit looks great but almost all those dishes are can be made in real life

>>15862592
The holocaust

>>15862592
If it's everlasting then you wouldn't really want to eat it would you? It'd be a waste

>>15867185
number 3's juices

>>15867178
Worst in US is BK, Wendy's is pretty good in general

>>15862592

>>15868206
>smash burger
kill yourself for using soy nuspeak

>>15868274
The sesred hare is too fatty to be hare

>>15871730
BK is better than Jack in the Box.

>>15862673
>>15863315
>>15870341
When did blatant faggotry become so acceptable here? Fags should be bullied out, like they are on any respectable board.

We're making the mother of all pizzas here, Jack

>>15872804
Only /pol/ is like that. Every other board has fun with it.

>>15864796
kekek

>>15872809
People these days dont know how fucking cool it was when EQ added /pizza as a command. It was the doom of many nerd.

>>15862777
>

>>15869432
>G1 was an inconsistent mess of what was energon or how it worked.

It was like the force in the original star wars. It was mysterious and you didn't need to know exactly how it worked.

>>15871730
>Worst in US is BK,

you take that back. The BK pretzel bun burger was the best meme burger period.

>>15873488
>People these days dont know how fucking cool it was when EQ added /pizza as a command. It was the doom of many nerd.

sounds like something cool from the web during its peak unlike now where its all globohomo all the time.

>>15872804
Not my fault you’re a virgin bro, lol.

>>15872815
red dit butt pirate detected

>>15863747
Would crack edibles even work in real life?

>>15871800
That shit look like a fucking chug splash

>>15874039
based

>>15872804
Based, burn all faggots. They're like 1 step away from being trannies.

>>15865166
for me... its the sneed burger

>>15871004
no shit retard

>>15872804
faggots have been on this sites since its creation, the only fags that came from reddit are polfags

>>15873881
>a japanese person behind an virtual avatar said something!!!
youre the faggot here

>come home from elementary school
>log in to 2010 runescape, parents only let me play games 1 hour a day
>spend the entire hour running across the map to get ingredients for these bad boys
>no reason, just liked how they looked
>no pressure to level up or progress in the game, just loved the music, atmosphere and exploring

>>15875404
cute

Literally fucking everything from Spirited Away

>>15863315

>>15874039
Cake base with a cream cheese layer, strawberry jam another cake later and that thin icing you put over coffee cake

>>15876339
Actually I think this is supposed to be a Victoria Sponge cake which means you don't even need cream cheese for the filling, just icing sugar and butter. Icing on the top is overkill but I guess it's more aesthetic and easier to draw than icing sugar.
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/classic-victoria-sandwich-recipe

>>15864178
Are you white MTF by any chance?

>>15876016
That scene scared me as a child. I kept screaming "no" everytime my parents suggested chinese food.

>>15864287
hey man you know what they say, if its grey it's good for you

>>15870552
OH MY GOODNESS

>>15872790
and JITB is better than whataburger

i need to find out what it tastes like bros

>>15876016
I always wondered what those soft bird skins were. They moved like they were filled with liquid, and if memory serves the dad just slurps one up.

>>15876016
Especially that little girl with the big feet

>>15862592
That fruit from chowder that can turn into any other fruit if you hit it at the right time

fake lettuce

This grass

>>15876016
Only thing i wanne eat is her dads ass

>>15875346
this.

>>15865166
Old timey burger king when they didn't employ negros

>>15863403

I ate at the restaurant they filmed at when I was visiting Albuquerque for shits and giggles. It's called Twisters. Pretty decent fast food. Got a breakfast burrito and twister fries

>>15867185
All other three flavors mixed

>>15862729
I always imagined those tasted like these mexican breads.

I think it may be against some arbitrary and antiquated rule to post my nieces bald vagina.

>>15867185
Probably butterscotch, considering that legitimately used to be a more common flavor, sold alongside the other three, before it went out of style sometime in like the 20's or something, but I like to think it's banana because it makes sense to me symmetrically. You have vanilla and chocolate, which are both sort of generic baking-type universal flavors, but then you have strawberry, which is a fruit, and the other fruit that goes with strawberry most often I would think would be banana.

>>15868886
I understood that reference

>>15876584
Yeah they look kind of like haggis from the outside but they move like they're soup dumplings or something.

>>15872804
They get mixed up on what /ck/ is short for.

>>15872804
The world is fucked, mate.
Only a deep and lasting fire will cleanse it.

>>15878005
The only fire’s in your mother’s pants, nonce.

>>15862592

>>15876616
I think Spike's chewing sounds made it appear more delicious.

>>15865787
When did you watch it? I remember I used to watch this in the afternoon during the summer on Cartoon Network as a kid.

>>15862592
pretty much everything in this movie + harry potter

>>15864221
>>15864407
Dango prepared by little cat people specifically.

>>15865786
https://www.cartooncuisine.com/cartoon-network/happy-plums-from-courage-the-cowardly-dog/
>Plums
>Butter
>Brown Sugar
>Balsamic Vinegar
>Full Fat Sour Cream
I'm going to make this one day.

>>15864221
neck yourself mass replier

>>15876016
tried to watch this shit on an acid trip and this scene made me turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>15862684
DEE DUTTILY DUTTILY DOOOOOHHHHH DEE DUTTILYDUTTILYDUTTILYDUDUTDUTUDTDUTTUDUDUDDUTTILYDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>15879652
I know it's a shitty parody of the McRib but I need to know what the ribwich taste like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDksqGudw3k

>>15879558
The fucking mac and cheese from the episode Miriel turned into a kid had me drooling

>>15867185
blurpleberry

>>15879672
like one of these

>>15875287
>>15872804
Die mad virgin

>>15879652
So you did a full turn then sat back down?

>>15867185
>>15870866
i remember there was an episode where a girl was 12 years old and she defected to the teenagers, and said "i'm almost 13, so i'll be a teen sooner or later, so i figured, why not sooner?" and i remember being only 11, and 13 seemed like a far away time and now i'm 24 years old.

>>15879652
even the fuckin little dust fellers caught me up, i tried to do the same thing.

>>15879672
ampm, the convenience store part of Arco stations, sells a ribwich in their hot food window that's better than the McRib.

Bachelor Chow

>>15876616
Beyond based. Was that and the bugs from Lion King for me.

>>15880245
I wish you could have matured beyond this website.

>>15864198
Ngl, I think that stuff looks nasty.

>>15867185
Skunky Scout candy


>>15876649
Numbuh 5 literally says that it's better than all 3, combined.

>>15867651
bruh I loved that scene.
by the way, the chef lifted an elephant by his own, is he a gaul as well?

>>15876607
If you've ever eaten tofu, you already know what it will taste like.

>>15879672
Ass to ass

>>15879672
There's an episode where the cops are talking about McDonald's and compare it to Krusty Burger. I think you already know what the Ribwich tastes like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0TuTM3Y97M

>>15880173
You should be putting baldfaced lies in these and writing them down so people who know you IRL can’t hack into your account. Say you went to Mars for your honeymoon.

>>15872804
>When did blatant faggotry become so acceptable here?
When It became clear that bussy made you upset

>>15867029
You want a dagwood? You can find recipes online. They're actually pretty common in my state and I assume the midwest.

>>15862777
based a tubbies pilled

>>15868626
IM GONNA COOF

>>15863403
El Pollo Loco exists and is terrible

>>15869417
>brontosaurus burger
>it's clearly a fucking half rack of rib

>>15879487
Those are real

>>15879690
MORE MACARONI

>>15881280
Different scene, zoomie

>>15881537
show me one screenshot/video of a brontosaurus burger

>>15864221
mass replying is a reddit trait

Has nobody posted Goofy movie food?

>>15882012

>>15880173
You don't actually think this is old do you zoomie?

>>15862592
i always wondered why it was made this shape, just seems like a massive choking hazard.

>>15862592
Probably tastes like burnt ash, but I would still sip that sunnyD

>>15878005
>>15872804
>>15875287
causefags not realizing it's always been like this and gay furry dumps were every friday on /b/ when it was still usable

>>15874138
yeah you can eat crack

>>15865166
https://www.eater.com/2015/4/16/8415693/krusty-burger-simpsons-universal-studios-clown-hamburger

>>15882111
i always picture it tasting like fruit punch from concentrate that hasn't been correctly diluted

>>15862673
Eating a man's ass is to eating a female pussy as eating imitation crab meat out of a sock is to eating Swiss cheese while running naked through the countryside.

>>15883001
epic post xD

Always made me think of a big bowl of mac n cheese

>>15881546
Not him. I don't know about burgers but they definitely had bronto steaks that they grilled.

>>15864287
cretons, or whatever the fuck is the French equivalent.

>>15867178
A&W also better in Canada. Probably the best fast-food chain here desu.
Other than that Canadian fast-food in a lesser breed.

>>15867185
I want to eat kookies cooch drippings

>>15883052
well that makse sense
ribs meat make sense too but they're the flintSTONES as in stone age aka preagriculture so where would they be getting buns, cheese, crisp lettuce and a juicy tomato slice hmm

>>15883763

>>15862592
As a kid I'd always wanted to eat the Turkish Delight from The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, which without pictures I interpreted as a delightful savory turkey dish somehow, that warmed you up. That interest is gone now that I know it's a dessert. Maybe what I want to eat instead is the "turkish delight" past me had imagined, if that counts

>>15880231
I wish that was real. There are many times where I just want something to make the hunger go away and stay away for as long as possible while not having to think about nutrition.

>>15885702
its called cereal bro

>>15865862
+fictional
-not a food item
A for effort

>>15886130
the place itself is real though

>>15872804
>When did blatant faggotry become so acceptable here?
when you first started posting

>>15880231
came here to post this

>>15864592
Keeping the Belgium/France comics theme

>>15880173
>pic
lel

>>15862684
I went to moscow once aand I saw this place, didn't have time to try this though

>>15872804
How long have you been here, anon?

>>15862632
I prefer female penis

>>15872804
It became more acceptable when traps became harder to distinguish

>>15874039
I believe SnuggleQuests made this and gnome cookies on her channel

>>15862592
Those are literally a real candy. You can get Wonka everlasting gobstoppers at the candy stores vin Canada.

>>15887468
Not like that though.

>>15887322
who is the girl on the right? she is so hot

>>15863403
I think if anything it’s like jolibees chicken

>>15866594
Jfc... that menu is so cluttered. Imagine how long it’ll take to get stuff out with all that shit being served

>>15887322
I wonder what happened to the other one.

>>15886114
Cereal doesn't keep the hunger at bay.

>>15866594
>Mexican place that serves fried chicken
Why haven't they tried this IRL yet?

>>15872804
Aslong as retards like you can't stop their clockwork brain from falling for it.

>>15888763
Ok chud

>>15875287
burn all newfags

>>15872804
name one (1) board without gays on it.

>>15883001
you have never tried either of them, so shut up

>>15885659
tea is actually a real thing in japan

>>15888985
/lgbt/

>>15864287
go to disneyworld they have it there

>>15889005
tea is a real thing everywhere anon

>>15889021
:3c

>>15882111
I always imagined estus as tasting like super dry ginger ale that warmed you up like bourbon
Ashen estus tastes like mouthwash

>>15889029
i want aggresive sex with you anon

Monster punch

>>15865764
No there's no way Krusty's is going to be as 'hi quality' as Wendy's. That shit's going to be the quality of a fucking Checkers that's located smack dab in the middle of black town/the ghetto.

BIG KAHUNA BURGER

>>15872804
Porn addiction. Look what happened to b and gif over the years
Jews perhaps

Also many females pretend to be gay on 4chan

>>15879487
Anon, you can make those at home.
They're not terrible desu. I used to have one for breakfast now and then (sans gin).

>>15889338
kys retard

>>15862592
No idea what’s he cooking or what’s in It but It always looked so good it’s my favorite episode

>>15889729
Mac n cheese

>>15864592
I want to eat those wild boar roasts so much.

>>15868249
OP is the Everlasting Gobstopper from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

>>15864178
>BRAAAAP

>>15867108
As long as it's food from a work of fiction, and your desire to eat it is tied to its depiction in that work specifically, I think it's fine. For me, it's the pizza in "All Dogs Go to Heaven".