/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15872754
>t. Tastelet

>>15872754
Fuck you, avocados are delicious.

Avocado + condensed milk + milk + ice
Put it all in a blender and drizzle chocolate syrup on top. Wala, the best creamy and thicc smoothie you've ever had.

>>15872773
>wala
Kek

>>15872762
>>15872764
Avocado is like butter but made out of water

OP. I want you to kill yourself.

>>15872762
>>15872764
>>15872788
Admit it, you didn't know what an Avocado was before BloggerMommies started shilling it across the internet.

>>15872801
Nigga put some salt and pepper and lime juice on it. inb4 "seasoning bad" autism.

>>15872754
You're supposed to add crushed garlic and lime juice to it, numbnuts.

>>15872801
projection

>>15872807
Wow, mush that tastes like lemon and pepper. Delicious!

>>15872812
>>15872807
>It's not tasteless! Just season it like a steak!

>>15872801
thats total horseshit lol

>>15872754
Just like literally everything else, if you don't put enough salt it will have no taste.

Guaclets ITT

>>15872885
I can taste beef, I can taste pork, I can taste apples, I can taste bananas, avocado tastes of nothing.

>>15872754
i always laugh when people pretend steak tastes good. it's literally a hunk of meat fried on both sides. bland and boring.

>>15872786
So, delicious?

>>15872936
>lower case everything
This user is underage.

>>15872801
American's everyone...

>>15872931
Eat everything without salt then, faggot.

i eat avocado toast for most meals, if anything irl i pretend to not like it cause millennials are disgusting.

>>15872999
Stop eating faggot ass non-foods like avocado you fucking vagina.

>>15872936

>>15872754
It's got a buttery texture and a mild, earthy/nutty flavor. You can slice up firm ones and top your black beans or salads, or crush the ripe/overripe ones for guac.
I agree it's not something you just eat by itself and enjoy, but neither is butter or bay leaves or mayo. It at least needs a little salt.

>>15872948
>upper case matters
do you know where you are?

>>15872870
You don't seem to grasp the concept of an ingredient.

>>15873108
On 4chan.org.

And? Just because it says "Anonymous" doesn't mean you should type like a child. Lazy little nigger.

>>15873124
You've yet to explain what avocado adds. It has no taste and a texture of mushy wax.

>>15873108
Have some self respect you little runt.

>>15873108
>Hurrr it's 4chan it's ok to act like a retarded child durrrrr
Go back, zoomie

>>15873143
>>15873153
>>15873169
holy same fagging batman stop derailing and eat your pasta

>>15873253
Type like an adult if you don't want to get shit on, zoomie.

>>15872801
There was a big advertising campaign popularising them in Australia before the internet was a thing.

>>15873256
>throwing temper tantrum in a great display of irony
beats suck

>>15873310
What's a "beats"? I don't speak ebonics.

>>15873329
Don't sling ash, budget. No blips if the scene don't bray, gottem?

>>15873028
If you can shallow and digest it then it is food, just like the gallons of semen you drink every day, faggot.

>>15873329
headphones

>>15873343
>If you can shallow and digest it then it is food
So vomit is food?

>>15873340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5M-JgjINKc

>>15873379
It's regurgitated food. Just because it can be food doesn't mean normal people want to eat it.
Just like most people don't want to eat insects or dogs.

>>15873145
You are 100% wrong, pleb.

>>15872801
Where the fuck do you live that people haven't been eating guacamole on at least a weekly basis for many decades?

>>15873411
>Just because it can be food doesn't mean normal people want to eat it.
Like avocado?

>>15873424
Nowhere near Mexico, dirty amerimutt.

>>15873435
>t. tastelet

>>15872801
>Everyone must be as ignorant and inexperienced as me!

>>15873616
>"haha tastelet"
>Avocado tastes of nothing
>"UHHH YEAH PUT SOME SALT AND LEMON AND PEPPER ON DUHHHH"
You're a retarded soiboy who fell for marketing.

>>15873622
If you think knowing what an avocado is makes you "worldly" then ask me how I know you're american.

>>15872764
They're good, but overrated, or at least became *too* trendy for a while (seems like it calmed down). I wouldn't classify it as something people "pretend to like" though. That'd be more like IPAs.

>>15872936
Tastes better when you grow up and have to buy it yourself if you're going to have it. Also, it's usually seasoned well with vegetables that compliment it. Cheaper steaks, people throw steak sauce on.

>>15872754
Guacamole and cold pizza is good. I put dice them and put them in my ramen, it’s like butter.

I liked avocados when I was a kid, but other fruits like banana and apple arent as expensive/bothersome to peel and taste far better

>>15873623
>soiboy
Return to your containment board, tourist.

>>15873675
>Tourist
I've been here 12 years, you immigrant scab.

>>15873623
>fell for marketing.
Avocado is $2 per kg in my area.

>>15872754
It's not for eating you shit biscuit. It's a nice mushy base for guacamole and something you put in tacos to reduce the number of scovilles per bite. They go in stuff, they aren't food by themselves. I bet you peeled one and ate it like an apple you babybrain.

>>15872870
>he thinks salt and pepper is excessive
ngmi

>>15872948
take a (you)
>>15872936
you have to be 18 to post here
raked

>>15872754
you're supposed to add a little bit of vinegar and salt to avocado

>>15873999
I recommend trying it like an apple. It's delicious.

>>15872870
This but unironically

>>15873999
you're just as dumb as op

>>15872801
Not everyone lives in the US, faggot

>>15874210
I live in the upper Midwest and I have been eating avocados since I was a child. I'm a boomer now.

>>15872754
What?

>>15872994
>>15873627
>>15874210
>DURRER FRICKIN AMERCIANS AMAIRITE LADS!?!?
Avocados are from Central and South America you fucking morons. I don’t agree with OPs retarded post of pretending to like shit, but it’s obvious bait. I don’t like avocados too much and when I do eat then they have to be paired with something that complements them like a soup or a light spread of guacamole on a sandwich, not on toast.
t.half white half Mexican American burger

>>15872754
sprinkle some salt & pepper on it and squeeze a bit of lemon on top

>>15874769
My condolences on all three.

>>15872801
thats actual projection, wtf are you talking about

>>15875277
>>15875277
>Avocados are from Central and South America
yes, so? retarded american making a retarded point

>>15875300
HAVE YOU TRIED THE EVERYTHING BUT THE BAGEL SEASONING?!? TRADER JOES HAS IT!!! THE SEASON!!! SUCH A CLEVER NAME TOO ITS EVERYTHING THAT A EVERYTHIG BAGEL HAS BUT NO BAGEL!!!! IT GOES REALLYY GOOD ON AVOCADOS!!! TRY IT!!

>>15872801
i live in the tropics
avocados are stupidly cheap here

>>15875277
>American necessarily means you're from the United States of America
>Half "white" half Mexican
You're fully retarded, anon.

>>15872754
Agreed. I get more flavor out of eating a plain flower tortilla than an avocado. Guacamole is ok though.

>>15873143
>4chan.org
Why can't ADHD zoomers just type out 4channel?

>>15874110
>>15874116
>seething butthurt mexicans who grew up eating the bland babyfood plant

>>15872764
Stop it

>>15872870
It’s healthy fat and decent calories. It takes 30 seconds to prepare and eat.

>>15872764
Yeah, I don't get it. A lot folks have said to me that they don't taste of anything. Maybe it's a genetic thing?

>>15872754
Actually it tastes like bananas and cucumber mashed together.

>>15875796
>Folks
Go back tranny

>>15875703
This website is 4chan, not 4channel. Immigrant cunt.

>>15875898
>t. dyslexic zoomer

>>15875513
>>15875322
>>15874210
>>15873627
>>15873623
>>15872801
>>15872870
>>15872786
>>15872764
>HOW DARE PEOPLE LIKE SOMETHING I DON'T! SHEEEEEEP
Kill yourself you fucking sperg.

>>15875322
>>15876285
where did I say anything about not liking avocados? :3c

>>15872754
add salt if you are too fat to appreciate them

>>15875929
>>>/b/

>>15875718
Are you a smoker?

>>15876822
Nope. Literally every fruit has substantially more flavor, and 90% taste better.

>>15876836
Sounds like you're genetically defective.

>>15876763
>Is provided with evidence confirming the fact that this conversation is taking place on 4channel.org
>Links to a completely different website than the one we're currently on, in some single digit IQ attempt to seem less retarded.
Stay in school zoom zoom

>>15876882
by that logic this thread is a different website

>>15873627
I can tell from your absence of logic and highly inflated sense of ego that you are Southern European or from Northern South America

>>15877056
No, this thread is one of many web pages found on the 4channel.org website, it itself is not a website.

>>15875888
>Go back tranny
What are you trying to say?

>>15875756
>caring about fats and calories
Metabolismlets...

>>15873999
>shit biscuit

>>15872754
put some salt, peeppa and some limon on it and mwah its some good shit

>>15875513
go be a faggot somewhere else

>>15872754
I hate avocados on their own but they taste great when you make them into chocolate pudding.