/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15871031
What about the "I can't brie" cheese platter?

>>15871031
>>15871038
The Fentanyl Fondue sounds pretty good

>>15871031
Counterfeit oxycodone pills laced with fentanyl

>>15871038
lol

>>15871038
>>15871054

On Your Knees BLT

Kek. Alright boys, what else was he planning to serve. I need the full menu. Any insiders?

>>15871066
Dindu muffins

Lol, can you imagine someone with a food allergy had a reaction and their throat started closing up?

"I CANT BREATHE!"

>>15871031
I hope they serve oxygen

>>15871038
>>15871054
>>15871058
>>15871065
>>15871086
>>15871087
Racist chud incel alert

>>15871099
Get back in your bunker

>>15871066
Lamb neck fillet with kneecoise salad.

>>15871099
I'm not racist though

>>15871106
>kneecoise

bananas that have been waved around in the air by a covid positive man on meth

>>15871031
>Would you eat there?
A bullet, I would imagine.

>>15871135
How rude. Gentle George died as a victim of prolonged mental illness and as yet another tragic martyr in the modern opiod crisis.

I'll stop if someone's already doing one

>>15871203
>he forgot "I CAN'T BRIE!"

>>15871217
no I just added it

>>15871203
Double 'Necker Cheese Burger

Did anyone try the Dindu Nuffin Muffins?

>>15871203
Golden thread

>>15871203
Stolen banana cream pie

Counterfeit Calamari
Resistant Rose

>>15871203
Chauvinon Blanc for wine

>>15871203

The 'Chauvin Clubhouse' Sandwich
Bussin Double Cupped Lean

>>15871203
Drink name: Third Degree Murder
A wicked concoction of all of the various narcotics Floyd had in his body during his murder

>Pale Haze THC-Infused Beer
>Redbull
>menthol smoke for aroma
>meth and fentanyl to taste

>>15871203
Copernet Sauvingon
Coke
Black of Lamb

>>15871203
"all of our food is prepared with the upmost professionalismness"

>>15871203
Everything should cost 1 counterfeit 20$ bill

There's already an official George Floyd prison recipe

https://thecounter.org/george-floyd-michael-thompson-michigan-prison-black-lives-matter/

>>15871031
Yeah, and I'm planning to win the lottery.
That junkie monkie wasn't going to open a fucking business.

The hash browns might have been good, I suppose. Put a fried egg on top.

some more. I didn't want to add too many variations on the same name but will add them if there's space

>>15871343
very nice anon, good work.

>>15871343
For Third Degree Murder, you gotta say "opioid garnish". I'd also add MD20/20 Watermelon flavor.

>>15871343
You need to make something 20$

Living in America must suck

>>15871343
Beautiful

Another drink
>We Was Kangs Cola

>>15871343
>>15871356
Change lamb to $20

>>15871343
'No' Papa Johns Pizza

>>15871031
Nothing to do with food and cooking.

>>15871099
misogynist detected
just say you think it's okay to hold a pregnant woman's belly at gunpoint and go

>>15871365
We're discussing food.

a plain banana which the staff will bring to you singing and dancing like it's your birthday

>>15871031
Shitty journalism. Restaurant ideas are like band name ideas and novel concepts. Everybody has them, very few people really intend to enact them.

>>15871357
Rural America is based and redpilled. People are nice and funny. Also no blacks.

t. black guy living in rural America

>>15871408
No they aren't. Their sense of humor is boring and predictable as hell.

>>15871203
One of the drinks should be a speedball and I don't know, a banana shake/dance

>>15871336
It's pretty obvious that this is an attempt by Floyd's "girlfriend" to soften his image from a violent savage that would hold a pregnant woman at gunpoint into a human being. But smart people know that BOH aren't humans either.

>>15871415
>They're humour isn't hidden under 7 levels of ironic cynicism
>They don't even quip like my Marvel movie!

>>15871343
you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>15871426
It really doesn't matter what his history is. Kneeling on a subdued person's neck for nine minutes is not acceptable policing.

>>15871436
get the fuck back

>>15871436
Regardless of Chauvin's intentions I'm satisfied with the result.

>>15871066

>>15871370
It depends, is the woman white?

ok, all for now

if someone wants to add more, the font is montserrat bold and regular

>>15871459
Nice work buddy

>>15871459
very nice

>>15871309
kek

>>15871459
best thing ive seen on /ck/ in a while

How is Biden's dog doing?

>>15871038
they dont allow you to have brie in here

>>15871463
>>15871474
>>15871470

one more thing...

if someone wants to add more, the font is montserrat bold and regular

>>15871518
lmao perfect

>>15871203
>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur
Based Adobe Illustrator chad

"I can't work", "I can't breathe", " I can't go back to prison", it's good to hear this guy was being positive for once even if it was a pipe dream.

Sounds more like George Floyd's girlfriend wants to open a restaurant and get a bleeding hear white person to pay for it.

>>15871203
>No chicken
>No watermelon
>Menu price exceed 3.50

Wouldn't eat

>>15871099
ur the chud, chud

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>(Dead)
Jannies on the loose, or just anon deleting his inferior works?

>planned to open restarurant
yeah, and a skater girl from my class planned to be a psychologist, but became a druggie and died instead. Fucking special snowflakes.

The BLM BLT

>>15871203
You need to include a single banana

>>15871343
I'm Not That Kind of Gruyere Mac N Cheese

Purple-faced drank

>>15871099
Your messiah was a multipe felon who died of a drug overdose and we knew this a week after his death. You have overstepped your mark too fucking far this time.

>>15872377
That cop would deserve prison even if it had been John Wayne Gacy under his knee. We do not live in a police state.

>>15871099
Reddit faggot alert

>>15871518
Grat job anon.

>and staff it with ex-prison inmates — to give formerly incarcerated people such as himself a second chance, his girlfriend said Friday.
He truly had the heart of a saint.
I can’t believe the girlfriend forgot to mention the bit where he was going to give free meals to orphans, and establish sustainable organic community gardens in reclaimed urban spaces to offset his restaurant’s carbon footprint.
It’s like she left out the best parts.

>>15872386
It was literally the training of the MPD, it's also used in multiple other police departments across the US, it's common in Europe, it's an internationally recognised standard restraint that is safe for the person who is undergoing it. The autopsy shows absolutely no signs Floyd was killed via asphyxiation or trauma, he was cogniscent during the entire restraint and died two hours later in police custody which is not something that happens if you're suffocated or your throat is crushed. He was on a mix of drugs including but not limited to multiple types of opoids and meth, both of which can lead the taker to feeling as if their breathing is constrained. George Floyd literally had to be driven to hospital for an overdose not a month before his death, he was arrested under suspicion of a crime with a toxicology report showing that at the time of death, he was a walking drug den of illegal substances. He died from a drug overdose, likely caused by swallowing or pushing his drugs up his ass because he was caught trying to use counterfeit money and you have not just got the entire US fucked over it, you have caused riots and corporate prostration across the world. Practically every British sportsman is forced to kneel for George Floyd at every match, ongoing, even to this day and all because a man with a history of violence, theft, drug abuse and more's body picked that time to finally throw in the towel during an American election year.

>>15871518
Someone should add “Purple Drank” to the drink selections, maybe with a blurb about ‘GF’s Signature Recipe with Top-Shelf Cough Syrup’.

There’s no way Big George would open such a fine establishment without offering this timeless classic of a cocktail.

>>15872412
Isn't the protocol to release the knee when the subject is cuffed tho

>>15871099
Chud sounds like a term of endearment.

>>15871031
George Floyd was a career criminal piece of violent shit. No loss. The lying Marxist Jewish media tried to use him to divide and conquer a white country. They hate us. They would have you and every single member of your family in chains.

Billions of dollars to Israel while middle class American families can't afford basic healthcare. You are fucking slaves.

>>15871518
Bravo.

>>15871518
Based

>>15871343
Great work but you should change the prices from $'s to stamps, ramen packs or blowjobs you knoe for realismness

>>15872473
The way he was acting, he could've been on PCP!

golden thread

Maybe he shouldn’t have been a convict, then. Chauvin will walk.

>>15871203
>>15871031
KEK

>>15871104
How does someone achieve this mode?

>>15871343
KEK

>>15871031
Thank the Lord that piece of subhuman shit is burning in Hell for all eternity now.

>>15871518
Thank you, anon.

>>15871099
im not even white, which means i cant be racist you bigot piece of shit trump voter

SPECIAL OFFER:
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>>15872899
I hate cops, but that officer should get a medal.

>>15871099

>>15872386
Floyd should have been hanged after he held a pregnant (black) woman at gunpoint so he could buy drugs

>>15871031
GEORGE FLOYDOSAURUS

ROAAAARRR

IM THE BIGGEST NIGGER DRUG USING FAGGOT IN THE WHOLE JURASSIC

IM A NIGGER
MY FAMILY ARE NIGGERS
MY MOTHER AND FATHER ARE DISGUSTING SUBHUMAN UNWASHED WEAVE WEARING NIGGGGGEEERS

BAN ME
FUCKING DO IT
HEIL HITLER

>>15872889
Not a chance

>>15871556
Ding Ding Ding gonna gofundme a shitton of money, pocket 90% of it, open a restuarant doomed to fail and cry racism when it goes under

>>15872386
Not if JWG later was proven to die of an overdose dipshit

>>15872412
Floyd was a degenerate but Chaffy was retarded for not getting up after he stopped wriggling

>>15871422
that nigger high

>>15871031
Fentanyl Floyd's: "Food so good it'll take your breath away!"

>>15871203
>crushed tomato

all 4channing aside, this restaurant would have been awful. the shit you make in a prison spread is improvising with what you got. Making a prison burrito out of Cheetos, ramen noodles, fake cheese and pickled jalapeño is just fine in there. When you get out you try it once more, have your friends try it...and then never again. That's all you'd get is homesick cons and insufferable 20 somethings needing instagram content

>>15871099
Which one is you?

>>15873158
why are they all so fucking ugly?

>>15873158
they look like computer generated faces that got rejected for being glitched

>>15873194
Ugly soul, ugly shell.

>>15873158
Me on the left.

>>15873158
literally all of them look like they had birth defects. can't be a coincidence

>>15873194
Like lord of the rings. Corrupted souls. Twisted by dark forces

>>15871031
Daily reminder that this is a white nationalist board.

Pledge allegiance to Hitler or I'll have you banned. Permanently.

>>15873194
Because pretty people don't need a political spectrum to define them(yes, this inculdes the alt-right fags, too)

>>15873285
where is this from?

If they are all from the same town, that is something in the drinking water.

>>15871415
Nah they are pretty hilarious

t. Chicagoan

>one time he talked aboot opening a restaurant, but never actually made any plans or effort to doing it
um, k. who cares?

>>15873348
You're actually onto something, I've always assumed it was the uglies/fatties compensating. It's either the lack of personality or being grotesque.

blessed thread

>>15872904
soy, running and overeating
soy=gynecoid body
run=stick limbs
overeating=pregnant abdomen

>>15873158
Is this Dick Tracy's rogues gallery?

>>15871104
says the incel

>>15871439
back to pol incel

>>15872989

>>15873690
>>15873697
>>15873707
raked

>>15873752

>>15873690
>>15873697
/lgbt/ detected

>>15873793

>>15873867
So what you want racist chud? He's still saving America. I don't even care, it's not like she got hurt.

>>15873873
>dat engrish

>>15873806
>>15873867
You will never be a real man
you will never be loved by a woman
you will never feel the warmth of a woman
your family line dies with you
Your seed will just go into the trash, and you will never have a family of your own

How does it feel to know this?

>>15871031
I don't visit black establishments

>>15873963
well when you are an unemployed incel neet you don't have money to go to any establishment

>>15873952
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>15873970
this is why no one will ever love you

surely the black lives platter set meal should be included.

Keep bumping the thread reddit hosers

>>15873158
Theres a guy in the middle who looks like he was almost a siamese twin

>>15871104
>DC

I hate it here

>>15873969
>>15873981
I'm a lefty but these strawman arguments are making our side look like idiots, friend.

>>15871099
Fuck off fun police.

>>15874055
>I'm a lefty
sure you are

>>15873969
>property
Which one is he talking to?

>>15874130
given how desperate white incels tend to be probably both

>>15871031
I call compelte and utter bullshit on that statement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ2lrySZtAg

KINO

>>15874174
FASCIST far right dog.

>>15874220
Please tell me its staged.