/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15852293
who is this woman?

>>15852329
a privileged white woman who has her mask off in the middle of a little thing called GLOBAL PANDEMIC

>burnt pancakes

>>15852348
Apparently with nothing on them. No butter, no syrup, no jelly/jam, no peanut butter, nothing.

>>15852339
do you wear your mask when you sit and eat at a restaurant? kindly wash your face in the toilet.

>>15852355
she has a bottle of ketchup right there, I don't see the problem?

>>15852293
She looks greasy as hell. I bet she stinks

>>15852359
it's called common courtesy
the bipoc girl behind her can do it, so why can't she?

>>15852359
you lower your mask to take a bite then IMMEDIATELY pull it back up. what's so hard to understand?

im 26 and never had a gf

>>15852391
same in a few months :/

>>15852389
>you lower your mask
False, you can contaminate your mask on your chin. You pull it off of your ear by only touching the strap, take a bite then replace it you stupid fucking piece of shit.

>>15852329
why do you need to know?

>>15852293
>I guess I am thinking about Ninja Turtles again

>>15852339
>privileged
>those burnt pancakes

umm, no

>>15852415
>>15852348
You have never had good pancakes confirmed.

>>15852293
I don't recall speaking to you or soliciting your opinion. You would normally be punished for speaking out of turn but it's a nice day and I'm willing to let it go if you're on your best behavior from here out.

>>15852422
>good pancakes are burnt pancakes
i'll stick with my "bad pancakes", dick wad

>>15852293
no, these pancakes are fucking burnt. I didnt want to say anything but jesus christ.

>>15852339
>>15852329
Yes.

>>15852293
>Pepsi-cola glasses
>clear liquid inside them
??

>>15852436

>>15852391
Rookie numbers

>>15852293
I fucking told you I've been feeling like shit all day, I've had liquid ass 5 times and it's noon, and I feel like I'm going to vomit.
I didn't want to come eat with you but I like being around you so fuck me. I'm going to sit in the car.

>>15852293
to be honest, I feel like I am going nowhere in my life. My professional career is so stagnant and I feel like another pawn in this game of economics. Hell, I couldn't even tell you what it is we actually do as a business, much less tell you how it benefits society in any way. Right now, you are the only "real" thing tethering me to this god-forsaken dystopian nightmare and that's why I love you. Let's go buy some land and some livestock and make some children

>>15852465
> As of 2015, 22 PepsiCo brands met that mark, including: Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Lay's, Gatorade, Tropicana, 7 Up, Doritos, Brisk, Quaker Foods, Cheetos, Mirinda, Ruffles, Aquafina, Naked, Kevita, Propel, Sobe, H2oh, Sabra, Starbucks (ready to Drink Beverages), Pepsi Max, Tostitos, Sierra Mist, Fritos, Walkers, and Bubly.[51]

>>15852339
IKR who removes their mask just to eat? Get gud bitch, god.

>>15852293
No im not ok, i just want an end to this shit life

>>15852545
it's hell brother

>>15852293

>eating with someone who binges/purges.

>>15852545
>tfw it's literally me

>>15852568
>>15852545
>>15852563
This is how I felt before I met my fiance. This is how she felt working for a major corporation that didn't give a fuck about her or have any morals.

It gets better anons, you just have to make an effort to get there.

>>15852545
same my guy

>>15852576
Thanks for the motivation, fren

>>15852576
how'd you meet her

>>15852576
people constantly ask me what it is that I want to do and I always say I want to work with animals or the environment but my Information Systems Management degree immediately disqualifies me from any decent paying jobs in that field

I was an idiot that listened to my retard corporate-pozzed father and went into something I never really much cared for because "it was a promising field for good salaries". And he wasn't necessarily wrong, but I am miserable even making decent money

>What? Oh, sorry. I must've fallen asleep. I dreamt that I was in a loveless marriage with a Mexican woman who shit out 2 kids with me then let the television and her trashy family raise our kids while I slaved at work 12 hours a day 5 times a week. It was hell, I'd try so hard to make her happy but she'd always try to argue with me and make me feel less than a man despite me being the only one bringing in a check to pay the mortgage. I tell you, that horrific nightmare will haunt me for the rest of my life. Glad you woke me uo darling, thank you so much.

>>15852293
Im a fussy eater and they didnt cook my food exactly how I like it, I would ask to share some pancakes but they have been absolutely fucking macerated.

>>15852339
here's the (you) jew

>>15852293
Yes, the truth is I can't stand women and I don't know how I got here. Excuse me, I'm going home.

>>15852586
We worked together in a shitty small town seafood department. It bud into an incredible friendship and neither of us have ever been happier.
>>15852594
This. It's good that you recognize that you don't have to be the highest paid most well-known, lamborgini driving model-fucking douchebag millionaire to have a good life.

Fuck what your parents told you and fuck the way you thought life had to be.
Do what makes you happy even if that means giving yourself the free time to shitpost on 4chan instead of stressing over every little detail of a 'successful' life.

>>15852596
you ok bro?