/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15846122
>Opens her legs
>*that* stench permeates the air
I swear my body and especially intimate odour changed since I lost my virginity to my current gf

>>15846122
what posses women to wear such big earrings
they look fucking retarded

>>15846145
she probly has a yeast infection or sti. get it junk checked

>>15846122
I wish I was her salad, so that I can travel her inner organs, bathe in her gastric juice, be her poop and kiss all or her intestines until she evacuates and feels her anus, to end up flushed away in oblivion.
That's the only thing I want I'm horny.

>>15846145
That's normal, happened to me too, you got colonized by her stench emitting bacteria... Was worth it just to cum in her pussy. I got tested and it's just normal bacteria FYI.

>>15846145
>>15846164
>>15846347
i hate w*men so much bros

>>15846362
That's because no woman ever loved you unconditionally and never offered herself to you completely. You're ready to forgive a lot of flaws to a woman who gives herself to you like that...

>>15846448
wash your vagina, stinky

>>15846510
have sex, incel

>>15846347
I have some soap intended for private body parts. I'll probably try this

>>15846556
wash your vagina, stinky

>>15846145
dude her pussy is probably all dirty and shit. tell her to get a check up

>>15846313
pretty sure there's a board for vore on this website anon

>>15847012
There’s a board for whiney incelposting as well, yet we have posters like >>15846362 shitting up the cooking board with their faggotry.

>>15846145
you got some std from her

>>15847182
What's the name of the girl?
I want to fuck her so bad

>>15847009
I've been with 2 women who regularly kept their Skittles in there.

i intentionally keep garlic in my lunchbox. it keeps the weak betas away and attracts the most fit and intelligent towards me.

>>15846122
What is she laughing at?

>>15847400
At my dick

>>15846362
what are you a fag?

>>15846122
I’d toss her salad if you catch my drift

>>15847306
I take liquid garlic pills at lunch time and make sure I burp when I’m near coworkers after lunch to make them gag

>>15846122
>opens her butthole
>the stench of your dad's stale cum permeates the air

>>15846122
When I retract my foreskin, a stench of stale pee, moisture and fish permeates the air and is both disgusting and arousing.
I’m 31 and virgin and I’m terrified of this because no matter how much I keep my penis clean it will always be moist and incredibly smelly since the foreskin traps the humidity therefore I’ll never be able to receive a surprise blowjob or handjob.

>>15848029
wow i'm glad my parents decided to mutilate my penis when i was born. whew lad

>>15848029
That can't be normal. Try rubbing your dick down with rubbing alcohol. I'm cut so my dick smells better than the rest of my body.

>>15848114
It’s probably because I’m depressed and probably has to do with my dryness problem (dry skin, eyes, mouth etc..). Doctors say that it’s all psychological...I’m desperate because it’s been years...

>>15848029
mmm, ricotta

>>15848029
recalibrate your brain dude. dick stink is the "imagine the smell" for women, they love it.

>>15848224
Nope anon, never had smegma in my entire life. Under the skin it’s super clean, it’s just the moisture that has a super strong concentrated smell.
When I’m at my desk browsing the web I usually keep my penis outside my pants and sometimes I unfold the skin and wave it as I sniff the stench raising to my nose.

>>15848237
Well anon, I’m virgin so how should I know. Thank you