/ck/ - Food & Cooking

pussy is vegan
are you gay anon?

>vegan chef

>>15842939
Technically no its not because it belongs to an animal.

To be properly vegan you have to be asexual, like Gary Yourofsky

>>15842917

>>15842957
If it's consensual it's vegan
Are you trying to make /ck/ gay with your thread?

My brother went vegan a year or so ago and he won't shut the fuck up about it. He keeps posting recipes, and some of them look/are good, but he's run out of ideas. Gruel might be vegan, but there's no reason to suggest it to others.

>>15842972
I mean, you can't milk an animal without its consent so does that mean dairy is vegan?

>>15842986

>>15843013
Seriously, you actually can't. Ever wonder why we don't have pigs milk?

>>15843016
Have you ever seen the tits of a pig?

>>15843026
yeah. Its not about the number of teats. A sow literally will not let you milk her. A guy was obsessed with pigs milk after tasting it by accident. He LIVED with a sow for a week, not leaving ever. He would sneak milk out of her when she'd sleep. He only got half a cup of milk during that week.

>>15843041
That never happened.

>>15843026
Post pix of your mom so I can say yes.

>>15843088
I'll show you mine, baby, but you'll have to kiss them.

>>15843064
There are many sickos out there. I don't doubt anything anymore.

>he's never eaten falafel with tahini and pita bread
ngmi

>>15842986
Mongols manage to milk horses and they don't like it. Got to trick them

>>15843064
https://modernfarmer.com/2014/03/milk-pig/
Oh yes it did.

>>15843181
Kind of like how this guy tricks women into letting him eat their puss

>>15842966
that's an edited photo, here's the original

>>15842917
based

>>15842939
Only if it's covered in a yeast infection.

>>15842966
>NEW cooking instructions

lmao

>>15843878
What the fuck??? Why would someone sell dead baby garloids out in the open? Fucking sick bastards

I'm vegan, but not because I care, but purely because I live in an apartment. I'm really distrusting of everyone when it comes to food, I trust no one to not tamper with my food. So I only eat what I can produce myself, and what I cook myself. My ingredients, my dinner. I never eat our ever.

But I live in an apartment. So I cant own livestock obviously. I have a vegetable garden on my balcony, and that's all I'll allow myself to eat.

>>15844611
barbarians stuff and cook them, it's disgusting

>>15843878
>Best by 420/69
Nice touch

>>15842939
pussy is not vegan.

>>15842939
>>15842972
You don't chew it up and digest it so you're not actually eating it. By your logic dick is also vegan and you can have any animal product in your mouth as long as you don't swallow it and you're still vegan.

>>15842917
>literal fucking animal flesh

>>15846460