/ck/ - Food & Cooking

your mom's an overpriced meat and cheese platter

>>15839696
not yours I got her for free

>>15839704
ah yeah I know you, she calls you 3" for free

>>15839724
>>15839704
holy fuck demolished

>>15839724
it is 3"...from the floor

>>15839684
Cheese making is complex and generally not well understood even by foodies and chefs (most know rennet is involved and milk but don't know what rennet is or a whole lot past that) and charcuterie can get complex if you get into molded sausages and stuff and it isn't the type of thing you can make in your own home without special equipment beyond some basic recipes so it has an element if mystery to it for numales as something frontier and manly since it used to be common practice in households and skill is in rural areas, they see it as masculine even though Cheese making was fir a very long time exclusively done by women and only women

>>15839684
>obsessed
Never heard that they are. Not one person has posted those here. Stop making stuff up like a child.

>>15839684
> t. mad because he saw chad having a charcuterie date night with his crush on instagram

>>15839724
Kek

How do Americans even pronounce charcuterie?

>>15839742
yeah she did mention you were pretty short, too

>>15839684
It's called trends. They come and go and many people jump on the trends to be "hip".

Some of us don't care much about them and enjoy our "charcuterie boards" regularly like we have been doing for years.

>>15839872
Shar cute er ree

>>15839910
Pretty retarded but it could be worse.

>>15839684
When undertaking any venture, you should always plan it with red wine, cured meats and cheese.

>>15839684
>charcuterie
>meat and cheese platter
These words mean the same thing. Your entire post is "Why do people like meat & cheese platters? It's just a meat & cheese plater?" except you're too dumb to understand that.

>>15839872
Char cut a ree

>>15839872
queer fo od

Like all food trends this, too, is a food trend. Basically, OP, when people have a thing caled "friends" and a "Social life" they like to share meals together. Charcuterie is an excellent way to share food and a few drinks in a social situation. I am unsure why you call people with friends "numales" but, you could probably talk to a therapist about it. Sidenote: A therapist is a friend that you pay to listen to your dumb, hateful ideas.

>>15839969
this.
OP is probably a butthurt vegan that gets pissed off anytime there's meat and cheese but not celery and hummus or some other gay shit

>>15840001
>I am unsure why you call people with friends "numales"
Not everyone with friends is a numale
>Sidenote: A therapist is a friend that you pay to listen to your dumb, hateful ideas.
But you're definitely a numale. Imagine paying someone whose nothing more than a direct line to government punishment when you could just post your dumb, hateful ideas on 4chan.

You're literally a reddit immigrant numale, you type like a faggot and your shit is all retarded. Sorry if this upsets you

>>15840001
>sharing food
Doesn't that spread covid?

>>15840001
you literally sound like a sassy fat woman on twitter

>>15839760
you're telling me most people don't kill cows and reach into their fourth stomachs for the acid to make their own cheese anymore?

>>15839872
shartooretieree

>>15839973
Even worse.

>>15840062
broh, I've been here before reddit existed. It was a nice place before the actual retards showed up.

>>15840185
Sidenote, if you see a therapist you're a numale

>>15839877
Kek

>>15840018
A good charcuterie board usually has some fruit associated, usually to use as a palette cleanser between samples.

>>15839872
"Adult lunchable."

>>15839696
BAZINGA

This confuses and enrages the American.

>>15840196
what if youre a US military personel with PTSD? are you a numale then?

>>15840244
looks fuckin good

>>15840253
>US military personel
No such thing, you work more for the benefit of Israel than anybody in the US.

>>15839684
it's lunchables for adults.

>>15840001
numales don't have friends, they have acquaintances that they haven't yet turned in for wrongthink.

It's an opportunity to larp as wealthier than they are.

>>15839760
>thinks women were allowed to be trappist monks
lololololol
fuck off with your disgusting girly cheese

>>15839684
Because it's fuggin fancy.

People have been serving cheese and sausage during any social occasion that involves beer of some sort, just cause it has become trendy to post it on social media now doesn't make it a numale thing you asocial neet piece of shit

>>15839684
Cuz it makes women moist

>>15839684
Because Californian faggots desperately wish they were cultured, they were DESPERATELY want to be seen as high IQ intellectuals and sophisticates when the reality is they're stinky, degenerate peasants. They're the type of people to downplay ethnic heritage while feeling smug satisfaction about being middle class. These cunts, these subhumans, are abomination. Spiteful mutants.

>>15839696
>Zimbabwe

>>15839724
>it is 3"...from the floor
When you lay down

>>15839902
>come and go
We used to call your mom this after a train on her

pictures for social media and you dont need to know how to cook food.

>>15841180
Damn you fuckers are obsessed with california

>>15840001
t. numale

>>15840244
I'm angry and I don't know why!!

cured meat, olives, and cheese are good and you are all tremendous faggots

>>15839724
brutal

>>15839872
Probably as retardedly as possible

>>15841180
Spot on.

>>15840244
That is a well-assembled board. 9/10. You lose a point in my books for the figs.

I have always liked charcuterie and have no idea why I'm supposed to stop because some people I don't know also like it. Also how the fuck does OP know that numales or whatever cucked faggots are into it? Do you follow these type of people and watch what they do? What a fucking loser.

they aren't obsessed with charcuterie, they're obsessed with deli cold cuts served on a platter

you start giving people offal pates and anything more intense than philadelphia cream cheese and cracker barrel sharp cheddar and suddenly nobody wants any part of it and calls you disgusting for "eating that stuff"

>>15839872
Shar toot er E

>>15839684
>tfw you find out americans have a fetish for something your family has been calling "cold dinner" for decades

>>15841444
Oh... oh honey, no. Not with this elitist nonsense. You're better than this... come on.

>>15841424
Why would he lose a point? Figs are fucking great

>>15841502
>go to a tapas place
>they have some really off the wall stuff for normalfags
>roquefort is described as a blue cheese on the menu
>ZOMG I LOVE BLUE CHEESE
>are you sure?? this might not be what you think it is
>yeah it's great. friend orders $75 worth of meats and cheeses
>takes one bite of the funky blue veined cheese on the board
>both tastes and smells like sweaty socks
>his face puckers
>he spits it out
>basically found everything on there inedible aside from the garnishes
>when he bill came he was annoyed because he was on the hook for $75 and didn't even eat anything

because its easy

they literally dont have the ability to cook

>charcuterie
Enjoy your plate of colon cancer

>>15841562
>muh elitist palate

>>15841504
based sternritter poster

Numales are unironically, less cultured than chuds, and they try so hard to appear as not so.

>>15839872
Shark cutlery

>>15841437
bro its definitely a trend, they obsess over random shit.

>>15841256
t. mouse utopian

>>15841663
This is true.

>>15839684
Because meat and cheese are delicious and you don't need to know how to cook.

>>15839872
Char-cooter-ie

>>15840001
op destroyed desu

>>15841678
It's just a fancier appetizer platter from a joint that has actual good wine, beer, and booze.

If it's 6PM? I don't feel like a huge meal, just want to snack, drink, and talk with friends/date. There's nothing pretentious about it. It's tasty meats, cheese, bread, etc. Half the time we don't finish it because we're just having a good time and ready to go to the next place.

God damn, I know you're all home cooks, but getting out especially during the pandemic and killing everyone's grandma is fun.

>>15839684
I dunno. Why are so many people on this board obsessed with what other people enjoy?

>>15839684
For me it's the Applebee's App Platter

>>15839910
>>15839973
>>15841462
Just so you guys know, charcuterie is a 3 syllable word. 3 not 4.

>>15841958
At least you got 3 syllables instead of 4.. But your syllables are wrong as is the pronounciation.

Charcuterie is correctly pronounced Shar-cu-tree. And the u in cu is pronounced exactly like the ü in German.

Examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD2EGOg-pw&t=26s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQkn1_8vgTk&t=73s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVREAL90IgY&t=11s

>>15841180
>>15841663
/thread

>>15840001
Is that you, Adam?

>>15842035
SHAR - COOTA - REE

>>15839684
Because they tasted good.
Obviously not the sad pic you posted on purpose

>>15839724
I give her my tip with a rip.

>>15839684
Cured meat is delicious, so is cheese. Not hard to understand, genius.

>why do people like meat, cheese, and bread
I don't know OP it really is a mystery for the ages

>>15839724
unfathomably based mcchicken poster

>>15841663
>chuds
>meme used by lard asses
>/ck/ lol

>>15841678
So? How the fuck do you even notice this shit without being a fucking faggot yourself?
>you don't
>fag

>>15840001
>Soycial life
no thanks

>>15839872
"Gabagool"