/ck/ - Food & Cooking

is my taco bell retarded or does everyone else's order get cold by the time they get home? it's literally a 5 min drive.

>>15836573
The womans soyface is just insane kek.

>>15836573
The pic of Nikocados tight bussy

What the source on this? Theres a million fast food reviewers on youtube to sort through

>>15836622
she looks scared.

>>15836573
I dont know why but i unironically like those two. They just dont give a fuck and enjoy the moment.

>>15836641
yeah I don't get a long term plans vibe from this couple

>I dont know why but i unironically like those two. They just dont give a fuck and enjoy the moment.

imagine them fucking...

>>15836642
LMAO

>>15836648
Haha what? They are a couple? The woman probably wouldnt look bad if she lost 150 pounds or so.

>tfw he has a gf and you don't

>>15836661
smug cunt

>>15836573
I want a gf to grow fat with.

>>15836602
Probly ur tbell

>>15836656
which one's the woman?

>>15836688
>to grow

>>15836573

>>15836573
ALWAYS LIEK THIS WHIEL I LIQUISHIT MY PANTS

>>15836745
>Oh golly gosh one bite of refined carbohydrates couldn't do no harm

>>15836726
The blonde on the right.

>>15836745

>>15836573
Literally los ogros de las americas, Jesus titty fucking Christ look at his fucking hair

>>15836885

>>15836631
Do you really want it? Whats to be gained by obtaining that information? Nothing positive thats for sure.

>>15836964
He's just inbred.

>>15836973
>I DRAW FIVE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK

>>15837008
>mfw

>>15836573
>My tax dollars clothe, feed, and house these things

>>15837164
Most of your tax dollars go to the military industrial complex.

>>15837182
And to Israel.

>>15837026

ive been masturbating to that woman on his left for longer than i can remember

>>15837203
Well, she does sell clips of herself eating while naked anyway.

>>15836635
that thing is so unattractive

>>15837227
you in the mirror?

>>15836573
Imagine what the inside of that car smells like.

>>15837211

yea thats what im talking about you fucking retard

>>15837277
>beats his meat to a morbidly obese woman
>calls others retard

>>15837203
mhmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>15837268
There is no way they can fully clean themselves, mechanically it doesn't work. They would need sophisticated tools with multiple adjustable points of articulation and tolerance to crushing weights.

>>15837277
Going to need a sauce on that

>>15836641
For some reason I get really angry when seeing obese people. Even more so with fat kids even though it's their parents' lifestyle and diet that makes them that way.

>>15837026
Everyone pumps billions into those shithole countries and they can't get their shit together. Fuck off.

>>15837192
OYYYY VEEEEEYYY, LEAVE MY PEOPLE ALONE.

>>15836602
you eat it while driving retard. also you have to order more food so it stays insulated

>>15837026
>Nigeria population 1950 38 million
>Nigeria population now 210 million

>>15837203
why? there is nothing hot about obese people

Have people like this given up? Are they just waiting out the clock or do they know nothing of nutrition?

>>15837513
Europe must learn to be more multicultural or it will not survive

>>15837513
Thats insane.

>>15836649
fucking kek

>>15837617

Well, we're all gonna die before long anyway. Some people clearly get orgasmic levels of pleasure from eating fried refined wheat starch and melted cheese. If they enjoy it that much, they might as well just go for it. They're more fortunate than 99% of people in history in that sense. They can just indulge themselves as much as they like, experience a lot of pleasure, and then die.

I say this as someone whose diet mostly consists of brown rice, grilled fish, and vegetables, because I enjoy eating that stuff and I enjoy being healthy. But I'm friends with a very fat couple (similar to the OP pic) and I've come to understand why people end up like this, and in a fucked up way the anger that is a normal reaction to seeing fat people comes partly from envy.

We envy them because they are capable of indulging themselves in pleasure without feeling guilty about it. Imagine someone giving you a button that's hooked up to your brain and every time you press it you experience real pleasure better than anything else in your life. Not pressing it repeatedly and doing nothing else till death would require an iron commitment to something greater than pleasure. This is what these people are doing. I genuinely believe that they experience more pleasure from eating this crap than I do. It's very easy for me to tell them 'just don't eat that stuff bro, it's bad for you', but if their enjoyment of it is ten times as strong as my own, then it's going to be ten times as hard for them to resist. And an individual only has so much will power.

I do still feel really disgusted by it all, but I don't blame them as much.

The only real thing that would pull such a person away from this lifestyle is to find something that gives them more satisfaction than eating. Like if they became profoundly obsessed with a sport, and suddenly being able improve their game by losing weight gave them more enjoyment than eating.

>>15836573
lmao I'm fat but not that fat haha, fuck fat people

>>15836745

>>15836615
It's as if she's ready to start yelling at any moment

>>15836573
>that creatura on the left

>>15838387
>we're all gonna die anyways
enjoy your decades of diabetes, heart disease, unattractive weight gain, and miserable existence then
not a serious argument

>>15836655
I don't think these people fuck
the fat rolls are like bumpers, preventing penetration

Link me to a video of this combo of fatties

>>15836973
Why are the right and left parts labeled incorrectly?

>>15838981
>He hasn't seen the porn

>>15836573
Open mouth with a bald head and glasses

>>15836649
Fuck off faggot

>>15836739
What the fuck are you doing richard

>>15838387
nice blog post

I know some thin guy who died of heart failure in his 30. Meanwhile these slobs live on till the age of 60.

>>15837026
we live in a society

>>15836631
its the "hey, yall got a cigarette?" lady, type into jewtube and you'll find it

>>15837182
Most of our tax dollars go to social security.

>>15839015
Because on the real cards Exodia is facing towards you.

>>15837182
No, most of your tax dollars (about 53%) go towards entitlement programs (Medicare, Social Security, welfare). Military/defense only makes up about 15% of total budget expenditures. The 57% military budget number that people parrot is with regards exclusively to discretionary spending and not total budget.

>>15837192
Also not true. Israel should be getting nothing and be getting nuked off the face of the earth instead, but aid for Israel isn't even 1/1000th of the US budget.

I find this very cute, I imagine all youtubers do this nonsense

>>15838387
the fat cope is real. you should seek help.

>>15836661
>tfw the bull is prepped

>>15836602
Unless you're getting a quesalupa (with the special foil wrapper), your orders are wrapped in 1-ply thin as shit paper. Of course your order's gonna be cold. Also, the bag should have a sticker on it to seal it unless your local TB is managed by tightwads who only use it for doordash/grubhub orders

>>15837491
>implying the people that pump money here don't do it to get more money

the one on the right is Trailer Trash Tammy, she is a Nashville comedian and is being gross on purpose

>>15837513
maybe they should stop fucking around then

>>15836661
i mean do you really crazy companionship bad enough to date a she-beast like he has? even incels should have standards anon.. he is dating in his league

>>15840682
>crazy
crave*

>>15837491
>pump money into shitty country that cant afford to eat
>they eat
>population quadruples
>theyre hungry again
there is such a thing as a lost cause

>>15836573
What is the American obsession with eating food in your car? Do you really not mind your car stinking of grease and ketchup? Or is it that you're hiding from the world out of shame of stuffing your face for the tenth time today?

>>15840603
Oh, so her lifethreatening obesity is ironic.

>>15840825
>5 people on youtube
>all americans are like this
seething

>>15840870
>5 people on youtube
And 50 million people watching them.

>>15840603
https://youtu.be/SrAAWfXg6n8
Interdasting...

>>15840870
not him but you're fucking retarded if you think Amerifats don't do this. try going outside for once.

>>15836573
dont know why but it's always funny to see a big obese person bully a smaller yet equally obese person. you can tell by how she furrows her brow and barks at him that he's the subservient obese in the relationship while she's the dominant obese (alpha fat) that calls the shots. the smaller obese brings the bigger obese the food and the alpha fat distributes the food after it's had its fill.

>>15840884
literally everyone around the world eats in their car. cope?

>>15838387
>We envy them because they are capable of indulging themselves in pleasure without feeling guilty about it
It's not envy, it's disgust. Fat people can only exist in a civilization that is so divorced from real life that you can just eat food and then die of heart disease with no consequences. Fat people are disgusting the same way that a washed-up porn star still making vids at 60 is disgusting. It's a symbol of a collapsing reality.

>>15836573

The fat fuck on the left seems like he is very bitter like he will get snippy on you while playing vidya

>>15836615
Her name is trailer park Tammy.

>>15837277
What do you find appealing about it?

>>15841384
Whats his problem?

>>15841384
based wiens face maker

>>15837491
>When You Give a Country a Cookie

>>15841355
>>15840603
>>15836631
This is her youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ChelcieLynn/videos

She calls mukbang "mutt-bank" LMAO.

>>15837008
*CARBS

>>15836573

>>15837026
>"sheeeit we iz poor"
>get gibs
>shit out ten niglets
>"sheeeit we iz poor"

>>15837491
at this point its trillions anon
trillions

>>15839172
It's always the same, people who are genetically gifted typically squander what they have because they don't know how truely blessed they are. My grandmother can literally live, eat and do what she wants with out any kind of repercussion. She's unironically the top 1% yet I know people who have to hit the gym, eat healthily 24/7 and avoid any 'fun' otherwise they'll have stomach flare up burns a hole through their chest. Life is truely a meme.

>>15837500
>eating while driving