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15836126 No.15836126 [Reply] [Original]

Why not make your next lunch a ploughmans lunch?

>> No.15836135

I don't support the British on principle.

>> No.15836140

>>15836126
I'm gonna plough your mom after I drink this 6 pack.

>> No.15836145
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>>15836126
That's a snack. It's not a meal unless something died in the process.

>> No.15836316

>>15836145
The onions died after you pick them
So does the wheat
The cheese has bacteria that die during the process
Checkmate atheists

>> No.15836329

>>15836316
fuck, I guess i'm now a #cruzmissile

>> No.15836333

>>15836316
Nothing that is incapable of screaming is alive.

>> No.15836358

I'm still wary of pickled onions though everyone around me loves them.

>> No.15836371

>>15836333
So chicken isn't alive, chickens can cluck and crow, they cannot scream.

>> No.15836375

>>15836371
Exactly.

>> No.15836380

>>15836358
>everyone around me
so yourself?

>> No.15836402

>>15836380
I have frens and a job.

>> No.15836420
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>>15836126
Fruit, eggs, cheese, and meat together but no hot sauce. They should call in a Whiteman’s lunch

>> No.15836425

>>15836402
Then act like it retard.

>> No.15836439

>>15836420
No hot sauce because they don't want to ruin the nice food

>> No.15836448

>>15836140
Based

>> No.15836484

>>15836439
White people don’t like food to be hot and spicy

>> No.15836490

>>15836484
Then mind your own business Tyrone before you find out what a true beatdown is.

>> No.15836496

>>15836484
stop larping as a PoC

>> No.15836972

>>15836145
unironically this. if you're not devouring some sort of protein in every meal, you're probably protein deficient.

>> No.15837719

>>15836484
wypipo don seezun dey food

>> No.15837770

>>15836496
I'm not. I'm literally an indigenous American who's been granted the right to bear illegal/restricted firearms like grenade launchers.

I dare you to come after me. I equally dare you to step yourself up spiritually and realize the wrong in your ways. Your ancestors may have been in the wrong, but so long as you keep living here, you're supporting them.

>> No.15837841

>>15836496
As expected, you couldn't come up with a response that made you seem more dignified than I, so you didn't respond. Your kind would do well to learn from mistakes like that.

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I like olive loaf on my ploughman’s lunch

>> No.15838978

>>15836333
Plants scream they just do it at frequencies too high for the average human to hear

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>>15836126
Luxury.

>> No.15840343

>>15836135
Unironically based and redpillled.

>> No.15840444 [DELETED] 

>>15836126
Black crime rates in America are comparable with those of black people elsewhere in the world. Impulse control is genetically determined. Multiculturalism causes division and destroys social cohesion. That's why Amazon encourages workplace diversity, less chance of unions forming. You've been lied to.

>> No.15840452

>>15836126
Why not suck your cat's cunt you fucking faggot

>> No.15842139

>>15836126

>> No.15842163

>>15842139
Trolls in this thread have been like shit on a blanket.
I hope everyone can visit the West Country someday and experience Cheddar with a capital C, chutney or piccalilli and cider.