/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15831016
>chicken caesar salad
>30 minutes
lol stopped watching

>>15831023
Wtf

>>15831025
should have kept watching a few seconds kek

>>15831023
>spend all your money on gold plated chicken wings
>blame the white man when you're broke
fucking typical

>>15831016
Sauce on op.
It's actually pretty funny.

>>15831094
that fucking roastie ruined the burger with her stupid fat ass wearing tights that are the equivalent to an underwire bra for her actually saggy, fat, unimpressive buttocks.

I'd rather have the burger.

>>15831041
I wanna adopt this little mofo. Dude cooks better than half the people on this board, probably.

>>15831041
That's nice.

>>15831047
>surly king realizes there is no escape

>>15831106
what should i search online if i want to watch more of this. this shit is hysterically funny.

>>15831110
You absolute fool! You eat the burger after she sat on it. That's the entire reason the burger exists.

>>15831144
I dont remember who does it, Jamaicans, I believe, but it's called daggering.

Shit gets way more insane than that. Haha.

>>15831041
what an incredibly different world they live in

>>15831144
Here's some ridiculous ones.
https://youtu.be/nDDgdxeGneE

>>15831072

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFFN8V3jHZA

>>15831094
>she has assburgers

>>15831171
I like a good old fashioned brawl as much as the next guy but throwing a pot of boiling soup on someone is taking it a step too far

>>15831223
My man didn't even care about his hands.

I love the person filming just enjoying his meal.

>>15831029
me when i see midna (the tiny sexy imp) from the video game zekla

>>15831223

lol

>>15831237
its like back in my grandpas old army days they were in canada for some reason, and they were in a bar picking up girls and the canadians didn't take too kindly to these american GIs coming in and hitting on their women
so a brawl ensued, chairs throwing, body slams on tables, real cowboy western movie stuff and my grandpa is grappling with this one guy and grabs his arm and the guy goes "HEY WAIT! MY WATCH!" and my grandpa went "oh, sorry" and took his hand off the guys wrist

there's etiquette to these things

>>15831171
where is the rest of this?
please and thanks

>>15831250
While that's kinda cool a net is more popular almost certainly because it is why more effective

>>15831315
das ist alles

>>15831070
american culture is so fucking weird

>>15831041
This reminds me of the time I was in mexico and saw one kid pour a whole pot of boiling oil on another one. Kid probably died

>>15831144
Niggers

>>15831507

>>15831466
what is the american obsession with cheese on fucking everything

>>15831218
Haaaaaaa.

>>15831126
LMAFO! What the fuck.

>>15831250
Thanks for this interesting post.

>>15831094
god i wish that were me

>>15831023
Is that Gary Coleman? Nigga has so much going on, looks like he's 10, looks like an ugly girl, looks like a grown ass man midget. Wtf is it?

>>15831523
What is this?

>>15831607
Omg, it actually sorta worked!! I was waiting for him to get slapped in the face with a cheese whip. Yay.

>>15831608
liquid nitrogen

>>15831608
philipinos

>>15831171
the guy filming is still eating, sheesh dont disturb him

>>15831023
I hate humanity for allowing this to happen

>>15831627
nerve gas?

>>15831734
are you stupid?

>>15831760
it's nerve gas dumbass

>>15831218
Shut the fuck up

>>15831041
so wholesome

>>15831112
Pretty sure everyone can do fried rice in a wok, I can't imagine anything easier

>>15831016
Nice try, Alice, but you're still not a woman.

>>15831094
Maybe if she ate the burgers instead of sitting on them she'd have an ass worth showing off.

>>15831094
>flat ass
>no tits
>no hips
>average face
>wastes food

>>15831100
>overstretching the joke
He gave her chances

>>15831594
I thought it was a little girl at first, but then I noticed the tats.

>>15831163
California was a mistake.

>>15831058
but that is clearly not butter? have you seen melted butter? this is just waterboiled beef and bread. pretty much 3rd world level cuisine

>>15831639
Sorry, lady, but Showry already set the bar higher.
Get in a bathtub with some ketchup or fuck off.

>>15831023
>order a thousand dollars worth of wings and bubbles
>they still make you sit at the counter

It's rough being single

>>15832058
thats not butter but its not water either
maybe some other type of fat

>>15831764
>>15831760
>>15831734
its nerve gas that has been dissolved into rainwater that why it acts with a delay

>>15831134
>haha member that meme?

>>15831163
Cauliflower rice and cauliflower pizza crust are crimes against humanity.

>>15831639
>>15831171

looking at asians is like looking at alien bugmen.

>>15832291
No recall or intervention can work in this place. There is no escape. OOOOOUH. OOOOOUH. OOOOOOH.

>>15831023
lmao what is that critter

>>15831040
I want an MMA tier giganigga to cave this idiot's face in

>>15832400
Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.

>>15831023
wait, thats not a child? wtf

>>15831106
I went from not racist, to racist and back to not racist when he stood fully on top of her and did a jig

>>15831058
are they frying with water?

>>15832058
>>15832433
Are you both pretending to be retarded, or don't know what hot oil is?

>>15832460
oil has a color

>>15831023
>whatchu talkin bout willis?!?

>>15831040
based and nikopilled

>>15831144
Worldstar hiphop?

>>15832062
>Showry

>>15832470
not if refined

>>15831250
>I employ birds to catch big fish and I reward them with small fish
Even animals can't escape wagecucking.

>>15831639
God I fucking hate Koreans.

>>15832553
The alternative is that the chinamen eat the birds

>>15832553
there are other perks, protection prom predators and other natural threats, maybe some medical help if the bird gets wounded, a place to live perhpas
if it wasnt a decent deal then the birds wouldnt be in this situation

Apparently the birds will only catch 7 fish, and if not fed refuse to catch anymore?

>>15832047
I mean that's cool but I feel like it would just not cook the food.

>>15831023

>>15832634
*women

>>15833124
No, koreans.

>>15833083
Imagine being some high-falutin' awardwinning bartender and having to pretend that beastly ape is worthy of your primo sips, let alone your groveling attention.

>>15831627
ORIBITAL STRIKE INCOMING

>>15833129
Fucking hell.
Is there a single woman in that country who has not had surgery on her face?

>>15831144
BIG UP PRODUCTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTdBXOG8xb0

>>15833181
Bros, I miss him.

>>15833197
Say what you want about the Don, he was a whole lot more entertaining than Joe.
And since the POTUS doesn't actually run the country anyway he was completely harmless.

>>15833144
None of the pricks you serve are worthy but they're paying you to pretend.

>>15833219
It's easier to pretend if they're white, wearing a suit, and speaking proper English.

>>15833144
He was just chilling dude. He's probably a cooler guy than you

>>15831094
She didn't even flatten the burger, the bun slid out from beneath her, useless bitch

>>15831126

The oil is nearly at the flash point from the smoke and the pan is really not deep enough. I fry in a soup pot all the time and never get issues. just need depth since it bubbles up during frying.

>>15831533

It isn't except for a few states. But if you follow anything food related on Instagram and such foreigners think we are only interested or eat everything drowned in cheese to disgusting levels for views/likes.

>>15833378
That's depressing.
And you know they'll put some bullshit on the box about how it was "handcrafted with love" and picture of an old Italian lady

>>15833378
god imagine being the lead engineer to develop and design these things
literally my career aspiration

>>15833197
I think even people who hate him miss him
He was a mess but he was entertaining as fuck
A true showman

>>15832062
based

>>15833144
There's no such thing as "worthy." You have money, you pay, you get your overpriced food. Bone apple tits, bitch.

>>15833378
>>15833391
>>15833397
Those pizza look fine. Get over yourselves.

>>15833391
Only whiny retards like you look at frozen pizzas and worry about they're authenticity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6H1_4Mc-hU

>>15833181
>Is there a single woman in that country who has not had surgery on her face?
No, they traditionally give surgery to their children upon graduation from high school, both to men and women.

They all have had at least one surgery or two, the one on their eyes being by far the most common, being present on basically all of them.

>>15831023
>>15833083
>>15833049
there's something so funny about black people being in fancy places or giving them expensive meme cuisine, is like putting a monkey to use a computer, is an oxymoron.

>>15833438
>>15833464

>>15833391
what is this, simulating the eyesight of a 90 year old? focus your damn camera

>>15833498

>>15833514
>inb4 someone says why not giving food to poor people instead of trashing it away
because in america, they grew with this mindset that you can sue anyone for anything and lawyers will do everyything to win you the case and get some part of that compensation.

>>15833514
Mental illness.

>>15833536
Pretty sure it's probably illegal to give away tainted or expired food in yurocanabongstralia too, faggot.

>>15831311
so many hot girls just in this one video. China is great.

>>15831466
Nigga's hands are so black that you can hardly see his finger nails. wow.

>>15832634
South Korea is like all the bad parts of Western society with none of the good and the same type of hollow superficiality you see in modern Japan and China

>>15833571

>>15833498
That's what people think when they see your trailer park ass at anything more upscale than a fucking Carl's Jr

>>15833438
Literal pleb.

>>15833594
>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN' NIGGERINOS!!! NOT THE OOK OOK DARKIE BOIS!!

>>15833680
is the coffee made from the egg water?

>>15833726
>HUMANZ ARE THE ONLY ANIMALZ WITH OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!11
>crabs and racoons just chilling and eating chips

>>15831023
excellent filename

while whites will be buying guns and ammo with their stimulus cheques you just know blacks will blow it on stupid ghetto shit

>>15833795
yeah ghetto shit like guns

>>15831126
>bae be cookin for me 2nite

>>15833799
you only think like that because you are a small brained and narrow minded cuck. blacks use guns to kill each other over drugs and territory, territory which is owned by the white man anyway. whites will be buying guns and stocking up on ammo to eventually one day use it on the corrupt forces that are the government and their ever increasing overreach of power over the people.

>>15833795
shooting up my local mcdonalds because I saw a webm of a kid eating wings

>>15833812
if you're white and you take that racial warrior shit seriously, just become a cop

>>15833726
Cute!

>>15833817
you dont have to be white to be a patriot. must generally speaking most blacks are just democrat lapdogs. plenty of hispanics out there that are patriotic about america and its freedoms and are willing to defend it from the corrupt ccp government that has been installed in america.

>>15833824
kill yourself before you end up shooting up a school or something

>>15833814
October 5, 1993
Age 27
Birthplace Dominican Republic

>>15831250
These old guys look like they will destroy my sect with their magic kung-fu if I offend them.

>>15833204

I agree, that's the one thing he had good about his is being completely random and entertaining.

>>15833812
Wow, smoothbrain election tourist. You realize that if it gets to that point, the us and them between you and the government is gone, right? At that point, men are men and money means nothing. You won't be fighting the government; you'll be fighting off gangs and rogue soldiers, and that's IF it gets that far, which it won't.

>>15833845
LOL
It's too bad this is staged. Laxatives don't work on non-mammalian digestive systems

>>15833055
Is there not a flame below anon?

>>15833973
They're*

>>15833980
>Is they are not a flame below anon?
Thanks fag.

>>15832423
If he committed a crime, do you think they would charge him as a child?

>>15833929
OOF...

>>15833929
>Laxatives don't work on non-mammalian digestive systems
I'd love to see a citation on that.

>>15833819
I remember this. That was some advanced level autism that I have no hope to reach.

>>15833569
Anon....

>>15834017
>submarine mess
>everything is actually very clean and ordered

>>15834006
IF they are. Not is.

>>15834023
>got any studies to back that up?

>>15833929

>>15834082
No, ESL. I wrote 'is' and I meant it.
Is there not a flame below the food?

>>15834136
>is there not a flame below the food?
ESL detected. Anyway, stop replying to me if (not is) you won't take criticism on your shitty writing habits.

Inb4 iwasjustpretendingtoberetarded.exe

>>15834091
If you do this for long enough the gulls will start dropping rocks on your windshield.
They're not as cool as the covids, but they're almost as clever.

>>15834204
BAVI
It's kind of scary how smart certain birds are. I have a pet pigeon and it's easier to train than a dog.

>>15834163
You're literally a coward, dude. Just stand behind what you said and face the facts. I'll stand behind my criticism and if I get proven wrong, I'll back down. That's not going to happen, though, because you're ESL and don't really know what you're talking about.

>>15834235
Let's put it the way you're saying.
>If they're a flame below anon.
You think this is correct, Pajeet?

>>15833498
These nigers have more money than you'll ever have

>>15834254
Yes, because it's a fucking idiom, you ESL fuckwit.
If they're not a flame below X. Some regions replace flame with tad. It's a sarcastic remark used to question someone's intelligence.

>>15831491
ah yes, "american"

>>15834275
I would fucking know if I was choosing to write an idiom, troll.

>>15834309
You're telling me you weren't writing an idiom and you just chose insanely weird wording for telling him that it was a barbecue? You're fucked. That's like if someone fucked up a drawing of a snowboarder and you commented "go back to drawing the board;" everyone would think you just fucked up the idiom "go back to the drawing board"

>>15834347
The guy said he didn't think the food will cook. To which I asked the rhetorical question 'is there not a flame below?'. Since there is in fact, a heat source below the spinning food.

>>15833742

>>15834377
Right, but the idiom would have suggested that you thought he was being stupid, which also makes sense. I guess what I'm trying to say is word your shit better so it doesn't sound awkward/figurative. Just say "it's a barbecue" next time, eh, champ?

>>15834399
I'm asking why he wouldn't think it would cook when there's obviously a heat source. Are you really unfamiliar with someone starting a sentence with 'Is it not?'

>>15834399
Both of you are faggots

>>15832314
It's probably alright when it's 50% grilled cheese

>>15834448
No, I understand your sentence, but you made it sound close to an idiom. It's weird that you said "flame below" instead of "above a barbecue" or even "above a flame" you ESL monger

>>15834463
What fucking idiom do you think I was using?

>>15834473
Are you not the guy I was literally talking to this whole time? I started off by telling you. >>15834275

The Retard Is Doing Research

>>15834494
>If they're not a flame below X. Some regions replace flame with tad. It's a sarcastic remark used to question someone's intelligence
Show me an independent example of this.

>>15834530
>an independent example
What does this mean? Your ESL is showing again.

>>15834542
An example that wasn't made by you.
Show me an example of usage for the idiom you described. No one in America call a 'flame' a 'tad'.

>>15833726
That's not a pet and he knows it

>>15834561
>No one in America call a 'flame' a 'tad'
Nice ESL sentence. Also, those terms are only interchangeable within the idiom, you dolt. Do you seriously not understand this? You don't understand that "flame" was used to mean "a bit", as in "a lick", "a tad", "a smidge"? Hell, flame is what "lick" comes from in that context, you fucking retard; it's a play on words from "tongues of fire".

>>15834681
>haha epic nokia indestructible haha xd 9gag funny weewee peepoo haha!!

>>15833973
It's the same as putting your food on a stick and waving it fast back and forth over the flame. Cold, not effective and extremely slow if it even cooks.

>>15834627
Not that guy, but "a flame below" meaning the same as "a tad below" is not an idiom, nor is it even remotely correct. The guy's original statement of "Is there not a flame below anon?" is literally only missing a comma to make it grammatically correct. It should be, "Is there not a flame below, anon?"
Also, before you call me an ESL, "was used to mean," is not a grammatically correct string of words, get fucked, retard.

>>15831070
I need sauce for this glorious piece

>>15834256
>>15833594
basketball americans detected

>>15831029
>plastic cutlery

>>15831041
ccp propaganda

>>15833917
>it won't get that far
>has gotten that far for virtually every other large-scale civilization in history, soon the fractioned remnants of several european empires will be overrun by a more powerful empire and the isolated outposts will become lawless frontiers

>>15831106
ass so phat it looks like he driving a tractor

>>15834817
>He doesn't use razor sharp, state of the art plastisu cutlery for all of his meals
big cringe

>>15834842
>cutlery
shiggy diggy doo
real MEN only use the chopped up hands and fingers of their enemies as utensils

>>15831041
>ugly chink kid makes ugly chink slop for his ugly chink brother

ok?

>>15831533
its more Instagram but yeah that most predominant in American

>>15833569
should we tell him?

>>15831630
kek

>>15831607
>cheese

>>15831639
what fucking waste of time

>>15832973
this is how i imagine how soylent green would have been dispensed

>>15833049
>the decline of the west

>>15833181
Big business in Korea, the price to pay for a eastern country embracing americanisation

>>15833726
>look at him go haha

>>15832058
That's either some form of refined oil or beef tallow.

>>15833819
what dis?

>>15831607

>>15834715
Well, the ending got me, not gonna lie.

>>15831491
This is Japanese professional wrestling.

>>15831680
We care.

>>15834088
Outing yourself as a furfag doesn't prove me wrong, you dumb fuck.
Either provide one fucking source that says laxatives don't work on birds or admit you're a gullible retard who believes shit like that because you read it in a post on Reddit once.

>>15833498
based, i still can't believe niggers can even use computers.

>>15834703
But if you kept doing it for long enough you'd slowly cook the food.

>>15834993
KEK

>>15831106
nigger culture

>>15831533
cheese is the food of royalty.

>>15833181
>not having surgery on face
not gonna make it

>>15833527
>>15833594
>>15834256
I love that niggers think they are good enough to insult the white man. They pity your dumb assess. seeth

>>15831023
What the fuck this niglet is 27. Pio La Ditingancia

>>15834490
>a "recipe" for a bone
>make sure you use le fancy salt

>>15835298
I heard the kids got fined for doing it
>>15835770
I reckon you could wrap steaks in that then pass it off as wagyu

>>15835674
I don't know, man. I've kinda been developing a fetish or hankering or whatever for women without makeup because it's refreshing to see something real and honest when everything else is fake.
Make something similar will happen for the handful of Korean girls who don't get their skulls remodeled. I don't know.

>>15835770
>>15835791
I thought the point of eating these meats is they were really lean, why wrap them in fat?

>>15835791
What the fuck is organic sea salt?

>>15835827
Something I'm sure you can only buy at a Whole Foods.

>>15835827
Salt that doesn't hard the salt crabs

>>15835836

>>15835791
>organic sea salt
Do Americans really?

>>15835841
Dammit

>>15835836
>>15835841
>>15835846
RIP, Longcat. A true 4chan classic.

>>15831023
>Diff'rent Strokes
now with gold chicken

>>15833929
Complete bullshit.

>>15835973
Neat

>>15833527
I've eaten dumpstered LC's before, especially during the 2008 crisis. Never got sick.

>>15833514
Used to do this every Friday. It's genuinely not bad, get there an hour after close and its not even too cold sometimes

>>15835965
I thought mushrooms should be grown in dark places.

>>15835825
That's not the "point" of eating them, that's just how the meat is. You can cook it however the fuck you want, retard.

>>15831414
A M E R I C A

>>15834017
I would enjoy working on a submarine kitchen
Knowing I have to feed a lot of soldiers who work hard all day and have nothing but my food to look forward to until we can go back up

>>15833378
>waterfall sausage

>>15836211
Be honest, anon, its not their hunger for food you want to sate.

>>15835965
niggers growing mushrooms? they don't even watch their children grow.

>>15834435
Neat.

>>15834715
Unnecessarily offensive. Cowardly too.

>>15834728
>"was used to mean," is not a grammatically correct string of words
It was in the context I gave. I didn't mean it "used" to mean that; I meant in the idiom, its usage was to mean that. Like how your mom "was used" last night.
>>15835298
>I am a huge faggot please rape my face
K

>>15833083
i love 2chainz so much

>>15836458
I don't listen to rap but his show was actually hilarious, just him shitting on people selling overpriced nonsense.

>>15833498
yeah pretty much.

>>15836474
he's similar to gucci mane in that they're both 'modern' rappers commercially but lyrically they just rap a lot of fairly funny jokes and you'd have to be retarded to take their le gangsta or commercial personas literally at all. lil wayne too to an extent

>>15833730
lmao

>>15834829
>hasn't been a society 5% as peaceful as this in all of history, even when granted the gift of 100% homogenous race and culture
>hasn't been an arms race this suicidal literally ever
Dumb doomer fag detected. We will literally have to have a nuclear war for society to collapse, and it will collapse because we are dead.

>>15836211
Not a bubblehead but its not as comfy as the 70s
wake up at 4 make breakfast at 430
quarters
prep lunch at 9
serve lunch from 10 to 12
smoke break
prep dinner at 14
serve it at 16 till 17
clean up go home at 18
Also the navy shit canned all fryers on ships.
thanks obama

>>15833378
Looks like an oversized Lunchables pizza, scored cardboard crust included.

>>15831040
Is this guy rich?

>>15833222
>wearing a suit
holy shit nigger get a grip on reality and stop larping

>>15833929
Yes they do.

>>15833514
Fuck yeah, cold & ready! Definitely a thing of my college days.

>>15832058
>waterboiled bread
ok retard

>>15835965
>how to grow mushrooms
>step 1: open mushroom growing kit
lmao fuck off

>>15836765
My thoughts exactly

>>15835555
Checked

>>15834017
>the look while he goes in on the corn cob at 0:10
you just know.

>>15835842
what the fuck is your problem faggot?

>>15833536
No it's because people would just wait for it to be tossed instead of buying it, you fucking doofus

>>15834827
lel what? why would their propaganda be an impoverished child cooking for his malnourished sibling? i feel like that wouldn't make for an amazing sell job for the country

>>15831390
what are these hieroglyphs i'm seeing

>>15833475
Meurnière fish is the best

>>15836045
Normally preparing the substrate takes like 10 steps and they're grown in dark, environment controlled areas. I'm curious how they managed to make the product retard proof enough to sell.

>>15833569

>>15833144
niggers deserve what niggers deserve

>>15831023
America in one picture

>>15831047
Land of the surly king.

>>15831362
I live in a pretty big Vietnamese community and most mornings you see them out selling actual stuff that they've grown in their back yard. Its great when you can buy chilli, mint, coriander, lemongrass, spring onion plants etc. and heaps other weird stuff for cheap.

My old landlord was an old viet woman that kept a kick ass garden round the back of the place. She made awesome pork headcheese and pickled vegetables. Bummer she just fell over and died one day.

>>15831414
Is food like women when your half sloshed? Its not pretty but fuck me id kill for some right now.

>>15831639

God I can't stand these insect people any more..

>>15833569
You gotta problem then come get soome

>>15831639
JUUUUUUUST EAT THE DAMNED ORANGES!!!

>>15831023
>gold plated fried chicken plus da bottle of shampayn'
???

>>15833037
You're trying to explain the idea of organized risk management to a socialist who got mad at a fucking cormorant for having asymbiotic relationship with an old oriental guy. Just don't bother.

>>15831533
Why are Europeans suddenly afraid of cheese? You used to buy it by the wheel.

>>15831106
Kind of based to be honest. Is this an actual dance style?

>>15832406
Come and look upon the heart (upon the heart), oooooh

>>15838461
how does he get out?

>>15833929
Are you implying the birds are paid actors?

>>15838467
He teleports like Raiden in MK.

>>15838455
Roxette?

>>15836624
from popularity and views he certainly has enough to waste a few plates of junk food

>>15838483
no, young scrolls - dagothwave

>>15838483
>>15838455
fug i meant to reply to >>15832419 oops

>>15835846
>remove post

I gotchu bro

>>15833279
>cooler than some polfag seethin on /ck/
he most certainly is

>>15833870
I was wanting something OSRS related

>>15834014
>implying american cops would not just shoot him

>>15834017
I would enjoy working as a submarine slut
Knowing I have to fuck a lot of soldiers who work hard all day and have nothing but my bussy to look forward to until we can go back up

>>15834147
>if they are not a flame below the food

>>15836383
stop embarrassing yourself faggot, the two anons btfo you, everyone in this thread agrees you are a faggot

>>15835846
>>15835841
>>15835836
based
>>15835842
cringe

>>15834435
I dont get it

>>15838607
>>15838619
It's OK to admit you're ESL.

>>15838683
i disagree, you should have kept denying it, but at this point you were not fooling anyone anyway

>>15833726
this nourishes the crab

>>15838861
This literally makes no fucking sense

>>15831047
you have to eat all the eggs.

>>15833594
Charles junior to good for monke

>>15839011

>>>>>>if they are not a flame below the food

>>15838861
>>15838890
Are you retards still arguing over this shit? The original sentence made sense now you're both just baiting

>>15839027
I believe you should go back to pleddit. As you can see my comment belongs on this website and board unlike your shit tier meme. Now seeth on and dilate. My friend.

>>15839058
reddit moment

>>15839060
>Dilate moment
Quick reply, you must be extra butt hurt. kek

>if they are not a flame below the food

>>15839066
im a different anon, lurk more newfag

>>15839060
>>15839066
You both sound like tourist faggots to me

>>15839075
>>15839078
Woah woah don't dilate me, instead dilate the each other.

>>15839078
epic reddit moment

>>15839085
Soy npc reddit moment

>>15839083
>>15839085
I just realized you're both arguing over a nigger, good job

>if they are not a flame below the food

>>15839094
cuck incel sjw soyboy npc reddit

>>15839096
Charles junior to good for monke

>>15839097
Fucc of pol and your nazi image

>>15839103
reddit

>>15839102
Dilating redditor

>>15839108
>lefty meme is now a pol naziimage
ok reddit
>>15839103
reddit moment again

>>15839113
seething 9gagger

>>15839109
Monke

>>15839114
Dilate

>>15834071
>>15836880
>>15834017
I'm actually surprised at the quality of food they are able to cook up. Those mashed potatoes look prison-tier though.

GME was a mistake

>>15839122
Something monke cannot appreciate.

>>15839121
>redditfag can only speak in single words and buzzwords
reddit

>>15831491

>>15839125
I blame the discord trannies and r/wsb/, brought so many newfags and shit loads of shills to this place, /biz/ mostly for shills

>>15839130
I can hear you dilate.

>>15839147
I can hear you not being able to express even one original thought, youre repeating yourself redditor

>if they are not a flame below the food

>>15839149
Stop using carrots to dilate yourself and tomato juice to pretend you have your periods. It's food, not part of your mental illness.

>>15836983
He's talking about why companies don't just give away food they're otherwise going to throw out, and he's right. You can get sick in many different ways, and if they gave away food and you got sick from it, a lawyer in America would be quick to pin it on the company. They have vending machines and stuff in France where you can just take it for free, but they don't have the same sue culture America does. America used to practice giving it away before they went sue happy.

>>15839156
>npc tranny boogeyman because you dont have an actual response that is actually related to my post

>>15839164
>Self reflection
Monke learns, still not good enough for carl's junior

>>15839179
>no u
ok reddit

>>15839185
You aren't good enough for carl's junior
Why you so mad lol

>>15831250
>reward the birds bringing back fish with smaller fish
ok, but ho\w did you get the smaller fish in the first place Vicious?

>>15839193
only thing mad is the amount of sex i uave with your mom

Worst thread on the board, good fucking job

>>15839238
Even so, you aren't good enough for carl's junior.

>>15839193
>u mad bro
reddit and cringe
>>15839238
>ur mum
>xbox live and based

>>15839246
Yeah all become some double nigger wanted to call 'flame' a 'tad'.
Tad isnt going to happen, Gretchen.

>>15839252
>Xbox live
Cringe

>>15839257
I'm a britfag and I use tad sometimes, bit not often. It cant be used in that sentence though. I think they're both esl and baiting eachother because they both think they're right

>>15839275
I was the original guy responding to the guy questioning if the meat will cook. My intention wasn't to bait, I guess I got trolled by the guy saying my sentences were incorrect.

>>15839326
Not your fault, it's theirs for perpetuating this and being grammar nazis, or whatever the term is nowadays.

>>15839392
Grammar Nazi is a term designated for when you're right, that guy was just acting like a fool.