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>Americans will never experience this
What a first world existence

I'm American and have tried this. What say you?

>>15826462
We have them, they’re called Pigs in a Blanket here

>>15826470
Did you like it?

>>15826462
americans are truly the worst

>>15826462
americans are truly the worst

>>15826462
American here, we're truly the worst

>>15826462
americans are truly the best

>>15826462
We have Greggs in the US retard and I get sausage rolls from them all the time

>>15826468
I have never experienced a situation in my life where I thought "Man, I wish I had a separate hot and cold faucet right now"

>>15826462
you can get literally you want in america

>>15826462
RENT FREE

Americans are truly the worst

>>15826462
we have those. they're known as kolaches

>>15826509
yes
i'm also truly the worst, not sure if that matters.

>>15826462
I remember my first pastry, OP.

British bakery near me makes them fresh daily along with tons of other pastries, they import everything too. Lived in England when I was a kid so it’s pretty nice. Make my own sausage rolls at home too

>>15826462
Nah. I've had sosig rolls. They are good but it's not like they are hard to make. Hard to find, yes

>Americans will truly never experience this

as yes, worstenbroodjes

You can do way better at home with frozen puff pastry and spicing up some ground pork. And then after they come piping hot out of the oven you tip them in a spicy mustard and drink a frosty glass of beer.

>>15826502
That's what we call sausages wrapped in bacon

What is that?

Kolaches are pretty ubiquitous in texas

>>15826462
damn dude you guys start your threads already obsessed

>>15826462
What kind of animal foreskin is this?

>>15826462
nothing beats a pint of carling and 10 sausage rolls

>>15826462
Really just about the only britbong food I want to try. Well, okay, the full English breakfast is pretty good, if you make it without beans.

>>15827593
How do sosigerauls not exist where you are? I thought they just showed up when people started speaking English.

>>15827593
>without beans.
what kind of ghastly beans do you have in America to make everyone is so averse to them? is it you usual sugar syrup in everything shit?

>>15827655
I just don't view a can of heinz beans to be the peak of food and civilization, like you limeys tend to do. As a side during a barbecue? Yes please. On toast? For breakfast with a bunch of tomatoes and mushrooms and eggs and shit? On pizza and as a side for virtually everything, along with mushy peas, which I also object to? You're all an island of inbred psychopaths.

>>15827629
I've lived in Florida, Georgia, upstate new york, idaho, currently in Montana, and I've never seen or had a sausage roll, simple as.

>>15827775
Upstate NY is basically Canada. A complete lack of Sosig Rauls between Kingston ON and Kingston NY would worry me.

British people will never experience this, which I declare to be much better than British sausage. I really mean that.

>>15827802
I lived in a little place called Watervliet for just a few months, never saw sausage rolls. Never been to Canada.

>>15827806
Or this. The whole idea is simply mind boggling to them.

>>15826462
>take puff pastry
>take sausage
>combine and bake
>create superior sausage roll to british "cuisine"

>>15827833
It's because breakfast sausage like Tennessee Pride or Jimmy Dean does not exist there. You couldn't buy an authentic sausage for love nor money. I wish it did.

>>15827837
In the united caliphate, that's an elegant meal fit for a king, and the woman is a 10/10 propa fit bird.

>>15827833
Vomit on a scone

>>15826462
Isn't this just a pig in a blanket? I used to like them a lot as a kid

>>15827861
Can actually confirm this. I was talking to one of my British friends about Breakfast Sausage, which I actually don't like, and he had no idea what I was talking about,

>>15827955
But they know you can season ground pork, right? Stash it in the fridge for a couple of days to let the "flavors get to know each other," but there's nothing wrong with taking that approach. Salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, fennel, sage, maybe paprika or cayenne makes a perfectly reasonable spice blend for sausage rolls, breakfast sausage, or whatever else.

>>15827769
You have a very warped perception of the role beans play in British food.

I hate ameriblobs so fucking much

>>15826777
filling up a glass of water to drink and filling an ice tray so you can have ice for your next glass.

>>15827994
In any situation where these two things have come up, I just let the cold water run - there's less crap in it.

>>15827972
show me on the doll where the american touched you.

>>15827655
unironically some kidney beans are canned in corn syrup. I dont get it.

>>15828000
how slow do you drink water? because hot water freezes faster in ice trays and you need that ice for proper enjoyment.

>>15827962
Yes, of course I know that. I've done the whole banana. It's just not the same somehow.

>>15828035
How often do you clean your hot water heater?

>>15828035
>hot water freezes faster
The laws of thermodynamics disagree

>>15828035
What fucking company are you buying canned beans from that there's corn syrup in everyday beans?

>>15828093
Hot water can occasionally freeze slightly faster than cool water, if it's highly aerated. Boiling water will not freeze faster than near-freezing water.

>>15827435
>t. VMBO'er

>>15828098
I never said I bought them lol.

>>15826462
We have them at 711

>>15826462
We make these at home, it's not rocket science
Also I just want you all to know that all of America is radioactive and carcinogenic please do not come here

>>15828312
that looks like a duece on a hot dog bun

>>15828312
these are so good w/ ketchup and chili

not using cream cheese and maple syrup in your sausage rolls. AmeRiCanS WILL nEvER ExEperience basic boring shit....

>>15828163
were you too dumb for education? All kids buy this shit like it's crack cocaine

>>15827861
Well where I come from, if they don't make something, we make it. Learn how to make your own sausage, it ain't that damn hard!

>>15827289
Nice.

>>15827833
Where are the biscuits? Where is the gravy? I see neither here.

>the virgin sausage roll vs the chad battered sausage

Nice, love sausage horns.

>>15830059
viandel?

>>15829225
Well, dammit, I already done said I tried that more than just once. There's something missing, not sure if it's the damn fat ratio or just that it's probably a Danish pig not American. Damn it.

>>15827938
Stop ingesting so much cum and your vomit wont look like that.

>>15830114
Viandel contains chicken. Battered sausages are fried similar to viandel but just contain pork

>>15830275
belganon?

>>15830280
No, my mother is

>>15827289
OI 'ERE FOR SOME BREKKIE LUV INNIT?

>>15830321
i'm a belganon, say hi to your mom from antwerp

>>15826462
looks like a fuckin mcdonalds apple pie

as an american i'm not very jelly

ours are better than your hot pocket looking shit

>>15830360
not really, it's better with puff pastry, not that brioche and cheap puff pastry crap

Don't fucking remind me, anon

>>15826777
so you just deal with freezing cold or scalding hot water? the idea of regulating it somewhere between is no problem?

>>15830367
its waaaaay better in a sweet roll

>>15830329
Cool, she's from Damme. Have a nice night Belganon, from Dublin.

>>15830360
got a shop near me that makes these with boudin

>>15830397
good night buddy

>>15826462
My local grocery store sells these at the deli.

>>15830360
as much as I love Asian bakeries and their cute buns, their hotdog buns can't compare to a sausage roll

>Americans will never experience THIS

>>15830516
thats a pretty based english meal, ngl

>>15826468
this only exists because your hot water is nasty or some shit. so you legally have to use 2 separate faucets

>>15827833
Looks like a scone drowning in bechamel with bugs on it.

>>15830525
Water comes in with various impurities, is heated by essentially a giant metal kettle, and sent through the hot lines of the house. This hot water tank never gets cleaned out.

>>15827492
Pigs in a blanket aren’t wrapped in bacon you fucking faggot. At least Google the fucking thing you’re gonna make fun of you dumb third-world Neanderthal

>>15830059
I prefer our equivalent.

>>15830883
I really like corn dogs but I really hate frozen corn dogs ya feel me?

>>15830888
if they're not battered and fried in front if you in some shitty trailer they're not worth losing 6 months of your life.

>>15830525
>it's okay, it's only because we have two separate waters, one of the two is really contaminated

>>15827837
>dishes of jolly ranchers
>XL nail extensions of different colors
>random ass rings
>face puffed up like a bee
>too fucking stupid to hold shit down while she stirs it so it just spins around
Britain is literally just an African-American ghetto.

>>15827492
You’re fucking retarded, kill yourself

>>15826462
We have things like that here.
Imagine having your head so far up your arse you dont know what other countries have to eat

>>15830525
nah, it's because we got indoor plumbing when it was cutting edge technology. no one had even thought about a mixing valve yet.

>>15831034
rekt

>>15830756
>>15830994
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigs_in_a_blanket
> In the United Kingdom the term is commonly used for small sausages (usually chipolatas) wrapped in bacon
I hate septic tanks so fucking much sometimes.

>>15831995
Bongistani’s also call meatballs “faggots”, your point?

>>15831995
>OI TEME THEY'RE CALLED CHOCOLATE GLOBBERNAUGHTS NOT CANDY BARS

>>15830371
No, in America we actually have variant temperatures depending on how far you turn each know, it's not that complicated to get the right temperature. The entire First-World gets this except you, old friend. No offense.

>>15832017
What's yours?

>>15832086
Try not to get shot shartlord.

>>15832187
>Try not to get shot shartlord.

>>15832270
The only people that big in the UK are Bazzas and they will belly bounce you to Ultimate Death desu

>>15830883
Do corn dogs come with proper minced sausage in them like a sausage roll?
That picture makes me gag with the thought of Pink Slime stuck to the roof of my mouth

>>15832275
i'm no souf poofta

>>15830332
What the fuck kind of apple pies do they make where you're from?

>>15830883
I really wanna try one of these.

>>15830990
>Britain is literally just an African-American ghetto.
Only without the African-Americans. At least we don't have that problem, which is more than I can say for you.

>>15826468
I've literally never seen a kitchen sink with separate hot & cold taps, this is a meme

>>15830360
Asian bakeries use hot dogs even worse then wienerschizel, so so many bones ground up stick with the fuckin bbq prok

>>15826462
we literally make these exact things and call them pigs in a blanket. also this is muttland we have restaurants for literally every major region in the world. I can get bierocks, thai curry, menudo, pho and curry on the same street in a state surrounded by farmland

>>15827289
based. we have all the mexican / asian / middle eastern / italian american spots you could hope for here in kansas but we are sadly desperate for some more diverse bakeries and anglo european food. some of you eu cats need to move out here and open a bakery / breakfast spot combo youd make a killing and the living cost is nothing here. plenty of import stores, so I can resort to making anyones food on my own but it just feels way better to go get pho made by some old viet lady that doesnt speak english for example

>>15827655
yes... they are sweet as FUCK. I cant find tomato juice beans for the life of me

>>15827833
I would put biscuits and sausage gravy with eggs on the side up against a full english any day in a brekky duel and I love them both. Biscuits and gravy are fucking top tier

>>15832717
Cant argue that

>>15828068
usually funsie food like this is ridiculous to me but I really want to eat this. The shape and texture I imagine sounds very palatable. Extra surface area on the pastry makes more of it crisp. The sausage lends more of its fat and flavor throughout the pastry being cut into smaller pieces throughout.

they sell them at the gas station across the st from me that is on every corner of my city

>>15830516
see this is food you guys need to brag about more often. THIS looks based. 90% of the other trash you bongs post looks horrid. This makes me want to come home to some ugly snaggletoothed bong broad that cooked this in our cozy tight london apartment and remind me why I still love her

>>15832815
It's simple, but it's somewhat well put together, well lit, and retouched just a bit so the colours pop and actually look inviting. If that had been shot under fluorescent lights on a grey day and not retouched, it would have the stereotypical British Grey Goo look to it.

>>15827833
I love Biscuits and Gravy, but a lot of restaurants do it wrong.

>>15827972
Umm, it's the Sinclair ZEE X Spectrum, sweetie.

>>15827435

Had one of these when I was in Amsterdam, why the fuck do you guys put mustard in them

>>15826462
What's wrong with British people? Do they really not bleach their chicken?

>>15830360
the sausage to pastry ratio is too low in this image

why would amerizogs want to eat something that looks like an uncircumcised penis

>>15834025
well yeah, how else are they going to make maximum profits? I remember I had one asian hotdog bun where the wiener wasn't even poking out of the back, it was shorter than usual

>>15826535
You're joking aren't you? I would like to think Greggs have expanded to the US but I doubt it's true

>>15830756
>>15830994
>>15832086
>>15832270
Why are you yanks SEETHING so much? Fucking morons.

>>15832017
Faggots are not traditional meatballs. Faggots are made with offal (heart, liver). While normal meatballs are obviously made with muscle meat.

Amerimutt seethe.

>>15827593
A Full English is great, and it MUST have beans

>>15827972
we don't think about you at all.

>>15832759
>Kansas
Och

>>15834360
You thought about him to make that reply, lol.

>>15826535
Really, what part of the US? Do they have sausage rolls and pasties and all the normal british stuff?

>>15826825
Anything except an education judging by your grammar.

>>15834457
He must be joking, there's no way Greggs have expanded to the US.

>>15834462
Lol.