/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15821085
Taste like shitty tomato. The dried ones are good though.

>>15821085
Richard Simmons Sweatin' To The Oldies workout DVD's

Got your ass, bitch
T. Based Dragon fruit merchant

so close yet so shit

Looks so cool, but is so shit.

Dragonfruit vitamin waters from the vending machine were my shit in 10th grade

>>15821100
I saw dragon fruit at a kroger of all places yesterday

>>15821202
Nevermind, I thought jack fruits were called dragon fruits.

>>15821202
Is that a double entendre for a gay asian?

Whatever you say bitch, this shits gooder than hell

>>15821085
dragonfruit tastes like nothing. it's the most wasteful fruit ever. the only reason it's popular is it's externally beautiful and has an exotic name.

>>15821221
Around these parts we just call the goof folk.
#StopGaysianHate #BeBetter2021

>>15821261
Damn my phone's auto correct cucked my try hard post in its bussy

>>15821241
>Contains 20% Juice
>Ingredients: FILTERED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, PEAR JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE (FILTERED WATER, PEAR JUICE CONCENTRATE), MANGO PUREE FROM CONCENTRATE (FILTERED WATER, MANGO PUREE CONCENTRATE), DRAGONFRUIT PUREE, GUAVA PUREE FROM CONCENTRATE (FILTERED WATER, GUAVA PUREE CONCENTRATE), CITRIC ACID (FOR TARTNESS), NATURAL FLAVOR, VEGETABLE JUICE (FOR COLOR), ASCORBIC ACID (VITAMIN C), PECTIN

how much do you wanna bet it is less than 1% dragonfruit juice?

>>15821085
mini guava. seedy fucks

>>15821355
Why the hell do they put HF corn syrup with pear concentrate. That's fucking crazy sweet already.

>>15821085
When I lived in Thailand I would buy dragon fruit every day when they were in season, about one dollar a kilo. Good ones have a very subtle sweetness to them, the red ones are the best.

>>15821211
I saw one at Kroger. I live in a small southern city that isnt particularly trendy or Asian. Wonder how many of those got bought.

>>15822050
Why did you live in Thailand?

>>15822050
>the red ones are the best.
Yeah they're noticeably sweeter and more flavorful, I think most people who say dragonfruit sucks haven't tried them. I still don't mind the normal white ones though, as long as they're ripe they can be pretty refreshing on a hot day.

>>15823801
There's only one reason anyone lives in Thailand.

>>15821085
It is pretty shit.

>>15821098
Underrated

>>15821094
You are a fucking MORON

>>15821150
This. Fuck longans. Inferior to the lychee and rambutan in every single way.

>>15821085

>>15821094
You have not eaten a nice soft ripe one then, fpwp

>>15823915
>What if we made an apple with a leathery skin and a mealy, grainy interior?
>Brilliant Johnson

>>15821241
Ingredient list:
>FILTERED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, PEAR JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE (FILTERED WATER, PEAR JUICE CONCENTRATE), MANGO PUREE FROM CONCENTRATE (FILTERED WATER, MANGO PUREE CONCENTRATE), DRAGONFRUIT PUREE, GUAVA PUREE FROM CONCENTRATE (FILTERED WATER, GUAVA PUREE CONCENTRATE), CITRIC ACID (FOR TARTNESS), NATURAL FLAVOR, VEGETABLE JUICE (FOR COLOR), ASCORBIC ACID (VITAMIN C), PECTIN

You're drinking pear and mango juice, not dragonfruit juice.

>>15823915
This shit is so cursed, I used to hate apples because this was the only type my mom would give me. Easily the worst fruit of all time

>>15821085
Pop a quarter of it sliced into your fruit smoothies, kinda smacks.

>>15823946
>>15823915
WTF was up with moms only buying the Red Delicious and Granny Smith apples? Both taste like absolute ass.

I bought one once and lost it, so I never bought one ever again.

>>15824216
what's wrong with granny smith?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH GRANNY SMITH?!?

>>15824216
They were probably great back when your choices were those, crab apples, or scurvy.

>>15823838
those ones are good, but the sweetest are definitely the yellow ones. I had a fuckton of those when I was in South America. Shame they don't sell them where I live. I'm tempted to buy them online.

>>15824216
They didn't have to eat them, lol

>>15821085
Fuck you, they are a good overpriced fruit. They taste like nothing, are mildly sweet, and add some variety to your diet.

>>15821150
>>15823886
longans are actually delicious if you freeze them. the peel comes off pretty easy and the frozen fruit has a really pleasing texture, like sorbet.

>>15824216
I assume it was shitty apple variety at the time for regular consumers, what they were raised on, or being economical

>>15824216
They're dirt cheap.
Also, depending on where you lived they may have been the only choice.
It's not like nowadays where you've got like 6 different varieties to choose from.

>>15823943
>box literally says flavored juice cocktail
>surprised to find a flavored cocktail of juices
You aren’t so good at the whole reading thing, are you.
Good thing you don’t have a dad, or he’d be disappointed as fuck.

>>15824216
>live in midwest
>10+ varieties of apples any time of the year

>>15821094
persimmons are kino, retard

>>15824292
>always wanted to try the yellow ones
>show up at my local grocery one day
>snatch those fuckers up
>eat a whole one that night
>wake up with an intense pressure in gut
>thisisit.jpeg
>shit my brains out
Thats how I learned yellow d fruit have laxative properties.

>>15821150
they taste like coconut water, it's not really comparable

rambutan > lychee though. but not by much

>>15823838
>>15824292
>>15821085
none of this matters because dumb pea-brained wiggers don't understand that ripeness = flavor and that you're never going to get ripe dragonfruit in the middle of ohio

>>15824216
The only good apple worth eating is the "honey crisp". Everything else is literal powdery shit

>>15821094

Pic related

>>15824832
honey crisp is a bullshit meme apple

>>15824946

>>15824946
Cut it properly and it's good. Put that shit in ice cream

>>15824832
Honeycrisps are a meme and taste weird. Better than red delicious, worse than Fuji and granny smith

>>15824966
>cut it properly
Doesn't fix the fact that you're chewing on seeds

>>15821094
literally the most soulless fruit, it's just sweet with no aftertaste

>>15824946
Pomegranate juice is good for cardiovascular health, and I try to drink about a quarter cup a day

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3678830/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15158307

>>15824832
nigga you're literally getting baited by the name. Eat gala or fuji

>>15824216
fuck you fag granny smith are the best

>>15821085
The red ones are nice though

>>15824723
Very charged post for a zipperhead whose girlfriend will leave him for a while guy.

>>15821355
I heard they just hang one dragonfruit in the driver cabin of the delivery truck, thats why they are allowed to list it in the ingredients

>>15821085
I'm growing a red dragon fruit, can't wait to eat from it.
I never knew the frame for them was so unique.

>>15821094
Tomorrow I hope you wake and die

>>15825816

that's a fucking fencepost with a fern on it, you dumbass.

>>15826153
This is a trellis for a dragon fruit plant

>>15825816
how dare you mock our most sacred holy symbol

>>15825816
I have 99 farming and i also have a red dragon fruit in the farming guild

>>15821085
What do you mean? I like it.
>>15821094
Sharon fruit tastes nothing like tomato. Did you mean tamarillo? Because those do indeed taste like shitty tomato.
>>15821150
I want to have these so badly just so I can finally understand what all the tea autists are talking about.

>>15825055
Royal gala is the most basic bitch apple of all time

>>15821085
scotch bonnets
The heat is nice but i hate the perfume taste

>>15821094
persimmons are trash but they're nothing like tomatoes

>>15821085
Tasted like cucumber and banana, but very weak.

>>15826407
I don't enjoy them. They're really cool looking, but disappointing

>>15821094
if it doesnt feel like a soft breast then it isn't ready.
but you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

>>15823801
Teaching history, drinking.

>>15824946
wtf are you talking about they're delicious, more so if sour
make sure to salt them good

>>15826936
course I would, got two right here

>>15825746
>for a while guy.
lol

>CTRL-F Durian
/ck/ be slippin"
There's a REALLY GOOD reason it's banned from international passenger flights.

>>15827148
based

>>15827196
I've only had it frozen, which was nasty.

>>15827253
Fresh isn't much better I'm told; Sometimes worse.
After my GF at the time decided to try being a raw foodist,(for about a week,) We thawed one out and as soon as I cut into it, We thought it had gone bad. It quite literally smelled like Raw sewage cooking in a pot with dirty diapers. She wouldn't even try it, So I took one for the team. Startlingly, it didn't taste bad at all--like a smokey banana pudding. Still, the SMELL
Out into the compost it went.
The raccoons ate like international kings that night. All that was left in the morning was some of the spikey green husk, and several hockey puck sized seeds.

>>15821085
The fuck is wrong with you? They are amazing. Especially the yellow ones.

>>15825004
grow up

>>15825004
yeah delicious juicy seeds
lemme guess, you also have a problem with figs?

>>15823915
These are my favourite apples :(

>>15821094


nooo you take that back. persimmon is based

>>15821094
Filtered

>>15823915
Unironically one of the best apple types as long as you haven't been forced to eat them. The lack of tartness is really nice

>>15827196
I wanna try it so bad but I don't wanna try it frozen, so I gotta wait until I go to asia. Surely it can't smell that bad, right? Right? I bet the smell only smells bad to normies.
I've heard it literally tastes like custard. I want it so bad.

Tastes no different than a similar style larger apple, costs more and you have to eat like 2 or 3.

>The "buy once and never again" fish

>>15827761
AUGH