/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fag

>>15826522
>elitism rant
I like to add a little sage to my Mac n cheese

>This site talks a lot about what hobbies make someone a manchild, but not enough about the foods that make them a manchild.
>There is no excuse for a grown ass man over the age of 18 to eat shit like this you all know better.
>Stop eating:
>- boneless deep fried breaded chicken, this includes boneless wings
>- ketchup and ranch dressing, they’re some of the worst condiments nutritionally and are literally just sugar and buttercream.
>- finger foods are for appetizers only, not as a main dish. We have utensils for a reason, use them.
>- macaroni and cheese, there’s no depth to it at all and it’s a bastardization of a casserole.
>- chocolate milk and soft drinks, way too much unnecessary sugar. The only drink you should have with a meal is water or wine (for dinner only).
>- no salty processed meats like bacon or sausage, they’re full of carcinogens
>- any food with artificial dyes and colorings. Cake frosting should never be bright blue.
>Start eating:
>+ dark green vegetables like broccoli, spinach, and kale
>+ garlic, chives, scallions, shallots, they add depth of flavor to so many dishes
>+ substitute fat and sugar-laden condiments and dressings with herbs and spices like rosemary, oregano, cilantro, thyme etc
>+ grilled or broiled seafood instead of beef or poultry as your main protein
>+ eat fresh ingredients and cook from scratch whenever you can and help your girlfriend out in the kitchen.
>Once you cut out unnecessary salt and sugar from your diet, you’ll start to actually appreciate various seasonings and flavors like an adult.

>>15826554
How is that Reddit? Wouldn’t a typical Redditor soi say something like “It’s ok to eat chicky nuggs and choccy milk as an adult, you’re heckin valid because adulting is hard”? Getting your online stereotypes mixed up bro

>>15826575
A redditor would write a wall of emotional nonsense and then seriously suggest eating kale

>>15826575
its reddit to try and dictate what other people should or shouldnt be doing with their lives and thinking you are better than others for making a certain lifestyle choice over the other

now go back you dumb worthless fucking nigger

>>15826522
>NNNNOOOOO, MOMMY!! I DON'T WANNA EAT THAT!!! I'M A BIG BOY!! THAT'S FOR BABIES!!! ME WANT BIG BOY FOOD!
Etc. Having preference is one thing, but basing that preference on what other people might think of you or how mature you think it makes you look is pretty fucking soy.

>>15826522
oh no sweaty

>>15826587
>its reddit to try and dictate what other people should or shouldnt be doing with their lives and thinking you are better than others for making a certain lifestyle choice over the other
Reddit = anything I don’t like that threatens my shallow existence and makes me even slightly self-aware. Got it

Some diets and lifestyles are objectively bad and need to be shamed out of existence for the good of public health.
The western world has been profoundly damaged by easy access to junk food, not just physically but psychologically. Just like consuming porn from a young age profoundly fucks up your dopamine receptors and makes you unable to enjoy actual physical intimacy, being raised on junk food from a young age fucks up your tastebuds and makes you unable to appreciate real food.

>>15826522
Okay fag, how about you fork over some beginner recipe that contains what you want 'adults' to eat then?

(besides vegetable, I already planned to have steamed broccoli for dinner)

>>15826522
<Autistic Screeching: The Post>
Make me faggot. I'll spend my money the way I bloody want and if you got a problem with it you can take it up with my secretary, she can forward you to the fucks received department.

You can be a grown ass man and enjoy chicken tendies or frozen french fries without being one. You can enjoy well done steak or eggs with ketchup on it and not be a manchild, although you'll be a fucking idiot. You can even be pic related and not be a manchild even if you look like one. Manchild to a large degree is a state of mind.

- op is a faggot

>>15826615
>Okay fag, how about you fork over some beginner recipe that contains what you want 'adults' to eat then?
Here’s a better version of fish and chips/fish fry
Broiled haddock:
https://www.realgoodfish.com/recipe/1009/simple-broiled-haddock

Oven baked seasoned red potatoes:
https://www.theseasonedmom.com/crispy-oven-roasted-seasoned-potatoes/

Add a lemon wedge to garnish and frozen peas

>>15826614
i hope you die in a car crash you dumb faggot...id be willing to bet good money that you voted for biden

>>15826683
Trump lost

>>15826522
I mean I mostly eat the things you put as +'s but once in a great while I don't mind the -'s. Eating bad stuff in moderation isn't the end of the world.
But some of the responses to this thread are pathetic. Flyover america is a disease.

>>15826683
I voted for Biden and I'm proud because it shows I love my country and what it stands for and I want my country to continue growing and improving.

>>15826754
Based

I'm 31, fit and healthy as far as I can tell (I work out 4x a week, don't drink etc), and I literally, literally don't eat vegetables. Like at all. I don't buy them or eat them. They just seem like nutritionally devoid empty fiber to me. Only exception is coriander and very occasionally some blueberries or a scallion. For flavlur. Other than that I eat fish meat eggs and bread. I dont even eat potato chips, because it's a vegetable. I also eat I'm sure about 4 grams of salt a day easily. I cover everything in shitloads of salt. That Himalayan pink shit, crunchy big fucking flakes. Yum

>>15826522
no they taste good so i wont do that

>>15826798
Is this pasta?

>>15826582
KEK

>>15826798
Low iq

>>15826754
But you voted for literally the opposite of all of that. You voted for anti-americanism to rule the day and for economic stagnation and social strife.

People are absolutely seething over a post advising people to generally improve their diet.

>>15827089
It's more about the tone of his post, I think. Came off as kind of hostile, but generally it was good advice.

>>15826582
Dude kale is so nasty

>>15826522
Fuck yourself

>>15826754
Based

>>15827058
Shit up retard, go get laid.

>>15826713
trump didnt lose...im so sick of hearing this shit, you motherfucker

everyone with eyeballs knows deep down that election was rigged as fuck. Im not worried though, hes gonna come back and reclaim the throne

>>15827170
If he didn't lose then why isn't he the president?

>>15827170
Cope harder, you lost magaturd

>>15826522
No thanks.

>>15827170

>>15827170
>rump didnt lose
lol
> hes gonna come back and reclaim the throne
L O L

>>15827170
oh sweet summer child.

>>15827232
> the space between the meme arrow and the text gave him away as a worthless phoneposter
how embarrassing and I accept your apology

>>15827170

>>15826522
>beef bad
fuck off cunt

>>15826587
>dictate what other people should or shouldnt be doing with their lives and thinking you are better than others for making a certain lifestyle choice over the other
This is one of the top 3 things that typifies 4chan users.

Reddit is about constant "you do you" and "and that's okay!" validation.

>>15826522
>- no salty processed meats like bacon or sausage, they’re full of carcinogens
I will make as much bacon and sausage as I want, you fucking cocksucker. You're just mad you don't have the tools at home for the job.

>>15826522
real men don't care what other people have to say about their lifestyle choices.

dont eat gabagool grandma its nothing but fat and nitrates

>>15826522

>>15827294
>wrong about Trump AND wrong about me being a phone poster
oh nononono

>>15827089
theres like 5 insults and the whole thing is pretentious diarrhea, surprised no one likes OP?

you just know some incel roastie made this thread