/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It isn't if you deep fry it.

>>15815657
who tf deep fries it?

>>15815627
yeah, just not economical

>>15815750
Tempura, I think he means

>>15815627
Both sushi and Aubrey Plaza are good for you

>>15815627
no. don't listen to the weebs
it's got pollution from the ocean in it, and it often contains parasites

Sushi can be healthy. Oilly Fish has good amounts of omega 3 fats, which is healthy in a variety of ways.

Fish also has mercury in it. The bigger the fish the higher concentration of mercury in its meat. Tuna and swordfish have high levels and people have gotten mercury poisoning from eating excessive amounts of tuna.

>>15815768
dat ass would be great for me right now.

>>15815867
Just....imagine

>>15815768
would sodomize

>>15815830
>have been eating a lot of canned tuna lately
fuck

>>15815627
shes so hot. makes me angry

>>15815750
>hasnt had a deepfried roll
might as well kys

>>15815933
>makes me angry
bro wait for when it makes you sad, that's when the fun really starts

>>15815952
actually the fun begins at bargaining.

>>15815993
Kek

>>15815884

>>15815750
Oh dude. There's a place up in Birch Bay WA that deep fries those sushi rolls. It's fucking delicious lol. They do the roll with like whatever- shrimp, cream cheese, avocado, cucumber, tuna... then tempura deep fry it

omfg it's sooooo amazing

>>15815758
No, they fry stuff like spider rolls.

>>15815657
>>15816025
Holy fucking shit.
Bataan was justified after all.

>>15815627
you're probably a fat greasy slob with hypertension who can only cook with a microwave. what the hell do you care?

>>15815884
>bikinis are designed to wrap around the asscrack now
I'm never going to the beach again.
my boner will not allow it

>>15815627
Can I wash her vagina

>>15815627
Rice has carbs so no. When I get sushi I usually pick the fish out and don't eat the rice

>>15816332
I’ve hammered down twice to this one picture tonight I cant imagine seeing it in person and in touching distance

>>15815915
>a lot of canned tuna
Check the guidelines. It think it's something like 3x per week, but I'm not fresh on this.
If you like canned fish, just switch to something lower on the food chain. The currently-memed sardines is one. Mackeral is also pretty common. I make non-tuna salad with tinned fish all the time.

>>15816402
>When I get sushi
If you're low-carb, why not just get sashimi instead of sushi?

>>15816404
just imagine that smell after a long day of frolicking in the sun and seawater mixing in with the sun tan and seeping into the fabrics

>>15816404
>She would smile at you
>You approach to her
>Teehee random pseudo conversation
>You feel amazing
>Asks her number
2 scenarios:
a)
>Teeheee I have a boyfriend
>You walk away, go home and surf in 4chan
>Police knocks the door
>Rot in prison and you get raped
b)
>REEEEEEEEEEEE disgusting you raped
>Cues midnightexpress.mp3
>Rot in prison and you get raped


It all ended the day we gave women's rights.

>>15816424
I like the little pieces of fish in sushi better

>>15816451
???
the pieces are about exactly the same size

>>15816458
No they are not

>>15815750
Americans do because they're heathens

>>15816017
>not Horton Hears a Toot
You had 1 job anon

>>15816468
Well, I don't know where you're eating, but it's not my experience.

>>15815884
My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. “Please eat and become full” I whisper, “I need my treats.”

>>15815627
I want to eat sushi off Aubrey Plaza's of-age and alive naked body.

>>15816573
I get that it's pasta but I just wanted to say it reminds me deeply of the shit I used to read on /mlp/

>>15816601
>actually browsing /mlp/
you really have no authority to shame anyone, anon

>>15816648
At least they stick to their containment board