/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15814321
perhaps try relaying the information in a nicer manner

>>15814321
Sounds like you need to rape them both

>>15814321
They probably see you as insufferable, condescending and perhaps a control freak

>hey, you shouldn't press the burger, it makes it taste worse
Disagree.

>>15814321
All of my burgers get the four point spatula press, and I cook them mid well, and they're always still insanely juicy. I do them up in a cast iron skillet with just a little butter, and I let the patties rest a bit before I assemble my daily lunch. Picrel

>>15814321
hey, you should stop posting

>>15814321
The problem is Mr.frog poster taste is subjective and anytime you think you're going to help someone stop and ask your self. "did anyone ask?" if the answer is no, crawl back to your room and stay quiet.

>>15814357
this is incredibly depressing

Basically everyone is autistic and set in their own ways when it comes to food.

>>15814374
Pretty much this, nobody wants your unsolicited advice, even if it's really good advice. People are retards who are uncomfortable with change so unless somebody asks, better to say nothing

>>15814321

Maybe you should take your medicine you fucking autist..

>>15814357
At least brown the meat, Anon. Christ alive.

People can't take critique anymore. It's "toxic" and they like to "cut toxic people out of their lives" (read: actual toxic behavior). You have to sandwich real feedback between two slices of faux praise.
"Ah, that looks delicious! If you don't press it as much, it'll be even juicier. Either way though, I'm jealous of that burger."
"Hey, that smells good! Maybe add a little more season and it would be *heaven*. Just make enough for me next time because now you're making me hungry!"

>>15814403
Is this a YouTube comment?

>>15814321
nobody likes a fucking smartass, how about that?

>>15814403
this is called being nice (if you are not russian)

>>15814351
smash burger isn't a burger with the fat and juices pressed out of it while it cooks

>>15814428
Is it not a pressed burger though?

>>15814403
>randomly start criticizing the way someone does something
>they aren't immediately receptive to it and recognize my supreme magnificence and superior cooking ability so it must be a fault of society

>>15814321
Are you really condescending/have a shitty tone when you say it? I used to have someone who would constantly “advise” me in the kitchen, and the advice was alright but they just had the worst delivery of it that immediately grated my nerves when they said it, and it was always something to bitch about when they never put in any work. Otherwise they just have a real problem be critiqued

>>15814434
You press the burger JUST as you put it on the pan. Pressing the burger when it's already half cooked is different

>>15814410
Yeah man, I just so happened to rip this off a nicocado youtube asmr mukbang e-vlog. Isn't it crazy how relevant it is?
>>15814420
"Sandwich style" feedback annoys the fuck out of me. It's not honest and very roundabout. I come across this in writing all the time. It's gotten to the point where when I ask for feedback on my piece, I specifically mention caring mostly about what I can improve instead of what I did well.
>>15814438
Except it's true. People aren't as honest anymore for the sake of not offending people... telling someone how to improve at something should not be offensive unless you're doing it like Gordon Ramsay.

>>15814321
I mean, I once suggested to my step-father that seasoning the flour, or even just the meat a bit, when he was making fried chicken might make it taste better.

He got the whole house into a fight that lasted for 2 days because "it was gud enough for his mom is good enough for now". Though he'd been smoking since he was 9, I didn't trust his sense of taste; if he had one left.

>>15814455
This isn't your fucking blog

>>15814454
>telling someone how to improve at something should not be offensive unless you're doing it like Gordon Ramsay.
If some scrwany random grabs me at the gym and tries to correct my lifts I'm telling him to fuck off. People are probably hostile towards your "advice" because it's shit and unsolicited. You really aren't as intelligent as you think you are, the rest of us don't need your help to get things done.

>>15814454
OH you're just actually retarded this isn't a copy pasta

>>15814446
so you DO press it

>>15814321
women NEVER admit to being wrong. Remember this and your life will be a lot easier.

>>15814470
No you smash it.

>>15814468
Unsolicited advice to strangers is peak retardation. But we're talking about OP's siblings and cooking.
>>15814469
You're the moron who thought that was copypasta when it used specific examples from OP's post.

>>15814467
Froth more.

>>15814401
I didn't take a picture of the sear, but trust me, it's always medium well.

>>15814454
>"Sandwich style" feedback annoys the fuck out of me. It's not honest and very roundabout
Only because you're doing it wrong. The point is to give genuine compliments and well-rounded critique, not to mollycoddle with empty praise.

>>15814468
If some scrawny random grabs you in the gym, it is because you wandered in thinking it was a McDonalds fatty

>>15814494
nigga your beef is gray.

>>15814484
Pressing your burgers affecting taste is completely subjective. You're not preventing someone from eating raw chicken or something you're giving an opinion and then getting butthurt when someone disagrees with you. If you really seethe because people don't listen to your shit advice I don't know what to tell you except that it's not a societal problem it's just you being a retard.

>>15814496
t. American

>>15814396
I think your phone auto corrected to "depressing" when you tried to say " delicious"

>>15814484
I just couldn't imagine someone so detached from reality musing that beacuse polite society doesn't just blurt everything out like a middle schooler it's muh society.
People today are infinitely more open to criticism then they were even a hundred years ago, manners exist so retards like you know how to act around fellow normal adjusted human beings.

>>15814495
This. And I never thought the final positive note is necessary. Most people are receptive enough if you recognize one of the good things that they’re doing.

>>15814357
>eating a burger with butter daily
do Amerifats really

>>15814502
I'm not OP and I don't cook burgers. In fact, I never cook beef. I was using his own example to answer his question, "Why can't people take cooking advice?"
My answer: because many people can't handle sole critique and must take it like a dog takes its ham-wrapped medicine.

>>15814527
Just a little bit of butter, like only a single stick.

>>15814321
Don't know about the burger part but:
>person makes food the way they like it
>hey you should make that taste different
I think she's perfectly in the right to tell you to fuck off when you assume she needs your help seasoning her eggs.

>>15814527
Atleast we put meat between our sandwiches EU trash

>>15814403
This post is very well-crafted.

>>15814374
>Mr frog poster
It's a hate symbol right? The ADL said so. The same people who threatened Iceland to not ban circumcision using their close ties with the Jewish press in America to slander the entire country as Nazis to destroy their tourism industry?

Back to leftypol comrade.

>>15815023
shizophrenic

>>15815023
How are there even jews in Iceland? Normal Germanic Whites can't even reach the place. How are these big nosed tiny hat people literally everywhere.

They probably just get annoyed by your faggy demeanor.

>>15814321
>hey, you shouldn't press the burger, it makes it taste worse
Not true, in fact the most flavorful burger is a smash burger. Squishing the burger doesn't really fuck up the moisture content all that much and can help to get a nice crust.
>hey, you should season your eggs more
Maybe she likes the level of seasoning she has?

stop being a nosy fuck OP.

>>15814321
If some autist was hovering over my shoulder and barking out orders because he browses an anime fast food forum 12 hours a day and thinks that gives him some kind of qualification I would also be pissed

>>15814403
Lol fucking no.
It’s his brother and sister.
If you can’t flat-out honestly tell a sibling their cooking looks like shit, then you come from a broken family.

>>15814467
What're you gonna do about it huh?

>>15814521
>People today are infinitely more open to criticism then they were even a hundred years ago
Wut

>>15815486
>My sister (24MTF) and I (29FTM) cut ties with my toxic brother (22M) for mansplaining how we should cook our food. AITA? {x5 gold} {x3 wholesome} {x2 clap}

>>15815509
You have a disease
>>15815486
If you can't tell your sibling to fuck off when he's giving you unsolicited advice you come from a broken family

>>15815509
Kek

>sister gives me cooking advice
>tell her to "fall down a staircase of dicks and die, you ugly cunt"
>follow her advice anyway
>food is better
hehehe

Maybe because people just want to do what they want and be left alone you fucking sperglord
What the fuck does it matter to you how it tastes? You're not the one eating it

>>15814321
>be me, making smash burgers on a griddle
>put balls of meat down and smash them thin and flat
>boomer dad looking on "oh god what are you doing!!!"
>you're going to squeeze all of the flavor out!
>start explaining the maillard effect to him and how these will be just as juicy, cook quicker, and be more flavorful
>boomer brain can't handle it, shuts down stops listening, tells me to make one extra thick for him
>do it so he stops complaining
>after they're cooked he remarks "good thing I told you to make at least one normal burger! This one is plump and juicy"
>everyone else insists the thinner ones are delicious and juicy
>tell him to try it if he doesn't believe us, it's the same sort of patty you'll get at five guys (which he likes)
>refuses to try it, keeps saying how he saved the dinner for himself by insisting on cooking it "right"
This is an example of why I dislike getting "tips" from people.