/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Don't you fucking low life negger.

>>15813818
Yeah
Get your life together you disgusting retard

When i day drink beer i usually end up pretty tired and depressed so my advice is to buy something fun to mix the drinking with. Last night i mixed some killer rom and cokes with some wierd brand coke and lots of lime. Shit was cash and really killed the beer bloatness

>>15813818
Only drink while the sun is up.

>>15813831
racist and sexist much?

>>15813831
Aaay just trying to have a good time, my patio is complete, it’s Spring and beautiful outside now.

>>15813818
Pace yourself or you'll just end up bloated and asleep by 6pm

>>15813818
Enjoy falling asleep way earlier than you expected and waking up in the middle of the night feeling like shit.
I literally only drink when the sun is down unless it's a really special occasion.

>>15813818
Day drinking sucks. You end up crashing in the late afternoon and feel like shit the rest of the day

>>15813818
A nice semi-sweet riesling on a hot day can't be beat

Don't get above 0.2BAC and don't end up buying Domino's pizza

>>15813818
Beer or wine with lunch is the absolute limit of day-drinking that can be considered healthy.

I love day drinking and going to the bar in the afternoon when nobody is there.

But I hate a lot of people

>>15813903
Truth.

>>15814095
this is the opposite of a good time you fucking retard

Dont, and I cannot stress this enough, DONT eat a large meal if you've been pounding beers all day. Your blood sugar will skyrocket and crash and you'll spend the next 8-10 hours comatose

>>15813818
Is it healthy if it's in small amounts? They have websites saying it can lower your blood pressure and cholesterol but others say even one or two beers a day can shorten your life.

for me, it's marijuana

>>15813818
It’s best to just wait until night time unless you’re just having a couple beers

>>15813818
swallow the liquid

>>15813818
https://drunkard.com/07-03-juicing-on-the-job/

>>15813818
Every st pattys we have a drinking day. Last year i got to 48 beers from 7am-midnight. Pace yourself, eat meals

>>15815129
Damn impressed. Actually

I'll echo the other anons just take it ez and go slow. I wish I had the will power but every time I've day drank I get a good buzz going by 1pm then I'll start to crash by like 4 and pass out either waking up just in time to do some bars but more than likely I'll wake up at 4am when everything has shut down feeling like shit cause I wasted the day.

>>15815158
>>15815129
this is fiction

>>15813818
Get off the bottle you degenerate piggie

>>15815641
If only you knew how much an alcoholic can drink...

>>15815681
Can confirm. I used to get pissy after two beers when I was 18. I'm 23 right now and can clear 0.5 vodka from 7 to 9 AM, drink some coffee, drink beer up to 5PM and then clear another 1L of vodka.

Goodbye liver.

>>15815129
what kind of beers
i believe it if they were lighter ones

>>15815695
>Goodbye liver

Other organs will fail before with this much drinking.

>>15813818
Pace yourself. Most often than not you'll sober up and basically drink yourself sober before bed, which makes you want to drink more. This is how most normal people fall into alcoholism.

>>15815695
Why would you ever do this, that sounds terrible

Drink water for every beer/drink you have. It'll let you drink longer and avoid any walls of headaches and such, plus help with the next day. Eat a salty, starchy, protein rich meal before hand. Ramen is my go to for this but other things work well. This helps soak up the alcohol to begin with and gives your body a boost of salts which you'll be pissing out like mad. If you feel hungry during the day, make sure to have some high abv beer, wine or a cocktail/mixed drink and drink it during the meal to avoid sobering up during it. If you can, vomit before heading to bed at the end of it all. The alcohol has done its job and doesn't need to be in your system any longer. Try to maintain an average abv intake, you wants a slowly increasing decline into alcohol induced pleasure, not to start wobbling around and blacking out at 3 in the afternoon. Tobacco, I like cigars personally can also keep you stimulated and have something to have that won't fill you up but means you're not just drinking all the time. And make sure that at the end of it, especially if you've vomited, but even if you haven't, drink at least four points of water before heading to sleep.

>>15813818
Don't listen to any of these faggots OP, day drinking is the absolute best.

>remember to have a pint of water ever 2nd drink at the start (You'll forget to by drink 6)
>remember to eat something filling before and during the session
>don't do drugs late into the night
>don't try and back up the next day, you'll think you're ok to do it but you're liver will freak out

>>15815744
When you are a severe alcoholic, you need this to feel good/normal. I used to function like a normal human being at 12-20+ drinks per day. It was better than the withdrawals.

Just enough throughout the day to stave off the shakes and act like a normal person, and then get smashed in the evening. Have a few shots in the morning to suppress the hangover, rinse and repeat.

I did that for over 15 years. Glad I got off that habit.

>>15814245
Sugar spike causes this? Are you memeing me? I thought it was all the beer

>>15813831
Changing the vowel won't protect you from getting banned, fyi. I speak from personal experience.

being a massive alcoholic is awesome

>>15816111
not really i shit myself atleast once a day

>>15815757
I was just going to say "drink water", but man, this guy drinks.

>>15813957
Fag

how ever much you usually drink to get plastered, buy more, because...say...you start drinking around 11 am and you're pounding that shit, you'll likely passout and wake up feeling fine but I wouldn't recommend driving, you're still physically drunk, so always have another case on standby

>>15813831
Pussy detected.
>>15813903
>>15814228
Yeah.
Drink if you wanna, fuck what these loser ass dudes think.

>>15815707
There is a type of alcoholic who just drinks 20 light beers a night. I don't know how or why they do it; constant pissing doesn't sound like a good time to me.

>>15813818
If you pass out at like noon and you wake up and it’s dark you won’t know if it’s really early or really late.

>>15818165
>If you pass out at like noon and you wake up and it’s dark you won’t know if it’s really early or really late.
that's why I have my phone set on military time so I don't have a freakout like I did several years back

>>15813818
always plan for a nap mid-afternoon

>>15815695
>I'm 23 right now and can clear 0.5 vodka from 7 to 9 AM, drink some coffee, drink beer up to 5PM and then clear another 1L of vodka.
How can you be so young and yet so far into the addiction?
I'm 30, I can feel the addiction slowly creeping in when I don't pay attention to my consumption. But it seems to me it's a years long process.
Please tell me the story of how you became an addict.

>>15818149
Yeah for me it's especially hard on the stomach. At some point my stomach is so full with gas that I can't drink anymore without having to puke.

Combine it with weed and coffee then write computer programs. There's no better feeling.

>>15819285
I could write a book about it. Long story short: I make terrible decisions and when I sort my life again and again, I make some mistake that renders all my progress useless, it's due to childhood traumas, abusive family and so on. I also witnessed some terrible shit, that would make the average person literally insane. - The saddest thing is that I've become exactly the same evil as my opressors. And I don't want to live like that.
This story leads to a suicide, sooner or later. I'm not attention-whoring nor I am begging anyone for anything. I've been actually sober for 4 days and have no desire to drink further, it won't fix my issue. I bought a gun though. So there is that.

What I would advise for others is to try to be the best person you can possibly be to your loved and special ones. Fight your demons as hard as you can. Because if not, you will wake up with your hand in a pile of steeming shit, completely alone and with your head full of "what if" thoughts that will annihilate you.

Take advice or not, it's your choice.

>>15813818
>day drinking
>pizza pie
>koala bear
>microwave oven
>atm machine

Just do it if you want. Try not to overthink it. Alcohol shouldn't be so associated with guilt but it should also be respected. If you suddenly find yourself getting absolutely hammered each day then tone it down. Take a weeks break or something. You don't want it to kill you.
I like drinking easily but steadily through the day, starting around noon. I have a girlfriend and a job so I try keeping it at a level that makes me able to function normally when she comes home, and so I don't wake up hungover the next day. Basically you should find a good buzz and maintain it rather than getting progressively drunker.

>>15819551
hit girlfriend and make boss pay for hangover

>>15819555
based? I think so

What a life

>>15813834
Have sex loser.

>>15813818
I mean this is really just a Saturday thing for me , especially this Saturday with college basketball going on TV. With good food and my dad coming over. Thanks everyone, op here

>>15813818
beer is for the poor

>>15813818
don’t stop

>>15813818
Yes
Get help

>>15820295
Are you so underage you can't drink?

>>15815681
this, alcoholic here. I literally consumed over 50 liters of beer during a party weekend (friday, saturday + sunday). I was a bit high on amphetamines as well. But alco's can drink a lot. It just takes years to get to that level, it also makes a lot harder to quit.

Make sure to take a nap mid afternoon then get a snack so you'll feel refreshed later for evening/night drinking.

Every time I day drink I wake up with a sore and itchy asshole

>>15820381
Don't drink with your uncle then.

>>15813818
drink a bullet, faggot

>>15814244
.2 is blackout for a lot of people

>>15820394
now THIS is a post

>>15815736
>drink yourself sober
that's alcohol poisoning

>>15819446
Oh its this larp again. Great

>>15820625
Larp?

>>15813818
Day drinking sucks, you're hungover in the evening and it makes it hard to sleep. Only reason to ever day drink is at a 4th of July BBQ or something.

>>15813838
Last night I chased shots of Wild Turkey with Pepsi and then smoked some Southern Cuts with cans of Budweiser

>>15820640
Large
Ass
Rectal
Protrusion

>>15820683
Whatever, I don't even know what the fuck are you talking about. First time making this post.

>>15813909
>be me
>alcoholic
>wasted by 6pm
>drunkenly stumble around the store and buy a 6 pack of beer or a bottle of wine along with dinner ingredients
>make extravagant dinners and eat like 8 portions while watching cooking/travel shows
>pass out by 7:30pm
>wake up at 2:45am and projectile vomit everything
>have a cold shower while crying and shaking and promise not to do it again
>do it again for the next 4 years
glad i'm sober now

>>15820764
not based. you gotta know how to pace yourself. best of luck to you with your sobriety.

>>15813818
One of lifes most miserable experiences is sobering up before you fall asleep. Dont let it happen to you.

>>15821454
disagree with this

>>15820764
lol this nigga didnt realize that you can pop some speed and drink a bottle of bourbon no problem
Git gud

>>15821564
>Day drinking means you get utterly destructive out of control drunk.

This doesn't happen unless you overdo it. I frequently drink twelve hours a day on the weekend and I get through between ten to twelve beers during it. If I'm having spirits or such, I'll have less beer.

>>15813818
Depends what you are drinking/how much you wanna get fucked up.

Have a good breakfast, good amount of carbs, fats etc. If you stick with beer you can drink untill you die.

>>15813818
If you don't start drinking in the morning, you can't drink all day.

if you want to day drink more than one day a month, drink anything but beer unless you want to become a fat fuck

>>15821689
Or just you know, lift weights.

>>15815129
Christ you must be a fat fuck

>>15821689
You can't drink alcohol every day all day without getting fat, just not how your body works.

>>15821742
I'm 120lbs and I've drank every day for years

>>15821746
Not that amount.

>>15819551
This is how you do it. I typically go through three of those little 200 ml Jim Beams from about 1 pm to about 9. It's all about pacing and not drinking to get shitfaced. If I wanted to I'd drink them all in one sitting and pass out around 3 only to wake up at 10-11ish but that's the polar opposite of fun. That's just a shitty way to time travel and completely waste an evening.

>>15820422
Based

Day drinking > night drinking. I don't want to sit around all day waiting to do anything, then go out with limited hours and get trashed as quick as possible before going home. Day drinking can be nice and paced, is normally done with good vibes associated like the beach, pool, sunshine and nice days, just good times.

The trick is to just maintain a decent buzz with light beers all day and if you decide to eat, switching to spirits for a little bit but keeping that low and paced.

I'm an alcoholic who has been sober for two months and even though I've lost 30 lbs, I fucking miss the booze bros. Sober life is fucking dumb boring bullshit and I don't believe anyone who says they're happier sober unless they were a completely self destructive fuck who had worse problems than just booze.

It’s all about an easy to drink light beer, maybe have one every 20 min with some moderate snacks in between, it’s not a sprinting race but a controlled paced marathon.

Don’t forget to have some good music within reach, maybe dance a little too

>>15819446
Based dark and inescapable poster.

>>15821865
source?

>>15821823
I knew a dude like you. Knew. He would swallow 24 light beers a day. Died at 63 of liver cancer.

This thread is sad. Seek Jesus Christ and he will help you overcome your addiction to alcohol and clean up your life in other areas as well. I gave up drinking for lent, which is almost over, but this thread makes me consider never taking another sip.

>>15821822
Congrats on the two months. I need to take a month off or two myself, but I love drinking beer and playing guitar and other shit too much.

>>15822556
Happy clappy nutter with a complete misunderstanding of theology. Take your silver bicycle and fuck off back to your tiny sect.

>>15822556
How is this thread sad? It's a thread about day drinking, ie people, in their free time, deciding they're going to have a number of beers or other drinks through the day rather than wait an arbritrary amount of time. It's a nice, relaxed, fun way to spend a day, having a drink, listening to music, enjoying the world, as long as you do so in a safe environment and a controlled manner.

My best piece of advice correlates with >>15821822

Don't day drink and just sit around watching TV or playing vidya. Pair it with some kind of mildly physical activity, like yardwork, fishing, or working on a car.

>>15819446
Back to fortnite shitstick

>>15822739
Still boggles my mind that anyone could spend longer than a few weeks here as an unironic christfag. Like, God created the universe and Jesus died for our sins and all that jazz yet here you are posting a pepe the frog pic on the cooking board of a Japanese cartoon imageboard. What kind of mindset could that person possibly have I can't imagine it

>>15822755
Amen, exactly.

>>15822794
What does any of that have to do with believing in god

>>15821505
seems like a waste of booze desu

>>15821822
i was a bartender so day drinking was part of my job

>>15822801
Believing in god or being spiritual is one thing. Being a Christian (is supposed to at least) involve believing in very specific values and stories from the bible which was written fucking hundreds of years ago. I just can't imagine being on 4chan all the time for fun and interacting with all us retards and still unironically believing all the shit in Christianity

>>15813818
well if you are short on money, don't eat i guess. you'll get drunk faster (also will be sleeping faster)

>>15822853
Being a Christian isn't what it was even 100 years ago. If you think every christian adheres to the word of god all the time you don't know much about christianity or it's sects

>>15822755
So you don't think people needing alcohol to get through the day is sad? People blacking out because of their abusive drinking isn't sad?

>>15822905
That's not what day drinking is about. It's about waking up and deciding that today you're going to have a great time, sitting back and enjoying yourself for longer than usual. And people blackout due to alcohol is just one of those things that happens from time to time when people get too into it. Lighten the fuck up.

>>15822876
I mean yeah I understand most people aren't super fundamental but it seems very fucking obvious that all that goes on here is pretty at odds with the general message of what Jesus was trying to promote so I don't get why'd you even identify as a Christian at all if you spent your time shitposting in this hell hole

>>15822929
Most people who drink every day don't have the self control to stop.

>>15822905
What the fuck? Who said anything about "needing" to drink during the day? Dude just cause your dad used to drink during that day and beat you at night doesn't mean everyone is like that. Its a pretty chill activity.

What a wasted an meaningless life. It's sad how Americans have degenerated to the point that the youth glorify "day drinking" which just 20 years ago was considered shameful and a sign of alcoholism.

>>15823318
While most alcoholics day drink, not everyone who day drinks is an alcoholic. Plus, I don't see day drinking glorified anywhere let alone to the youth. We live in super serious mental health awareness times not the fucking 1980's

>>15823318
Dumbass decades ago it was expected to have drinks and smokes while working. Shit like Mad Men and other period pieces don't just have everyone smoking and drinking as a meme.

>>15823318
It's actually moralists like you are a poison to society. You're of the same kind than the people that started the prohibition, or the boomers that decided to send weed smokers to prison. You're causing a lot of prejudice to a lot of people by having the audacity to think you know better what people should do during their free times than people themselves.
People should be free to use alcohol and drugs if they want. Not everyone is an addict. Life is also about experiences, not only about work and being a good consumer.

>>15813818
Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

I love how this site thinks drugs and drinking is lame but everyone outside this place thinks its great. Really gives away what sort of audience is lurking here.

>>15813818
Stop being an alcoholic. I stopped drinking except during social events and it made me happier and enjoy life more. If you do take it slow. Have a beer when you wake up and drink only enough to maintain your buzz throughout the day. Don't get drunk. Don't day drink often cause it can lead to dependance faster than binge drinking on occasion.

Repent zoomers. If the world is all headed in one direction you can be sure you don't want to follow them straight to hell.

>>15820539
i got thrown in the drunk tank after i blew a .27 they were gonna let me go because i seemed fine until i blew then they made me sleep with the homeless drunk people on the floor and took my fingerprints

>>15823672
Having high tolerance sucks anon. I wish I was like the people who could get fucked up with little to drink.

don't. you're going to have serious health issues before 30 if you do that more than a few times a year.

Like what a lot of others said, day drink when you have something to work on or people to hang out with. Not that it isn't fun being a degenerate and playing CoD all day while drunk, but doing yardwork or BS'ing with friends while cooking BBQ is a better use of it.

>>15823919
I wouldn't need to drink if I had friends and a healthy social life.

>>15813818
Only drink liquor, beer is bad, although I hate wine and cannot speak for it.

>>15823929
Nah I have lots of friends and a "social life" and all we do is drink at someones house or go to bars. If we do anything else like vacations or fishing/hunting trips drinking is always involved.

>>15823672
it's a blessing and a curse. the curse is alcoholism though.
when I was 17 we were changing parties and the guy driving the car got hit with a DUI and I blew a .29 for my MIP. the cops my girlfriend and the guy that got the DUI were furious about how happy I was for my high score.

>>15819446
I can tell if this is just a good writer or some dude that's on borrowed time. Either the advice in that second paragraph isn't half bad.

>>15813818
No drugs

Water every 2 beers

Eat food preferably not like Mexican or anything that will give you the shits

Pace yourself

Don’t drink high abv beers

Don’t drink heavy/dark as fuck beers stick to lighter beers

Have fun

don't?

Learn from this movie

>>15823318
STFU you stupid cunt. I work graveyard, and if I wanna day drink, I'm gonna do it.

>>15822853
Sounds like a personal problen

>>15822961
The topic isn’t drinking every day it’s drinking DURING the day. Sad fucks came and ruined it trying to be edgy.

>>15814602
based
can i save this?

>>15819446
literally just get a job loser.

>>15823318
americans are massive fucking pussies when it comes to drinking
day drinking for them, literally having a beer while the sun is up, is a totally foreign concept reserved only once a year for st patricks day or in college films
lmoaing and your life cunts

For me?
black Coffee with spiced rum starting around 11AM
>waking up at 10 no school no work
in the morning its a quick 2 egg breakfast sandwich with bacon.
As I play my 5th bloodborne run all day long until someone comes home.
Just smashing coffee, hot or iced with spiced rum and playing bloodborne.
2017 was so good...

>>15813818
been drinking every day while working from home for over a year now
used to be just beers but now I drink whisky
around 10-12 beers a day but recycling was becoming an issue so now I go through about 2-3 bottls of whisky a week.
I would recomend drinking SOME water, but you don't have to do it after every drink like others are suggesting. I would also say its better to start earlier in the day and pace yourself than getting more plastered in the afternoons.
It's something you can only learn by doing. Best of luck anon.
Reminder its impossible to be a real alcoholic if you have no medical issue and/or are under 30. As soon as you start to notice physical problems simply stop drinking.

>>15824962
I drank heavily every night for nearly 6 years before I started to notice physical effects at 28. But I kept drinking the same maybe even a little more for another year before quitting 6 weeks ago and now I feel like I have a learning disability. Quit the MOMENT you notice you're getting the shakes or stop feeling hungover in the morning. You don't wanna end up like me

>>15825001
What were the physical effects?
I am almost 28
I was lucky I guess between 18-24 I simply couldn't afford to get drunk every night
I just don't want to end up in hospital in my early 30s. If I die of cancer when I'm 52, fine.

>>15825084
Aside from the shakes, I'd feel wobbly while standing up and less coordinated while walking. While looking at bright screens with lots of text my eyes would cross randomly. If I'd try to take a nap sober a random body part would spaz out right before falling asleep and it would continue for up to like 50 times before I could fall asleep if I even did. And then there's all the brain problems too which at this point I can't tell if they'll be permanent. It's no fucking joke

>>15823098
Well tell that to all the anons here who day drink and just blackout and stuff. It's not just about chilling and enjoying yourself anymore.
A beer with your lunch sometimes is fine but fucking hell people are pathetic and have no will power.

>>15823347
Drinking alcohol in general is glorified by youth. That's why most people will laugh if they see someone drunk. Plus we're taught to just laugh at it cause it's in comedies on TV and stuff. It's pathetic.

Alcohol is not forbidden by Christianity but if you drink to excess you are in error and sin.

Ephesians 5:18 - And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;

Because you are abusing yourself:

1 Corinthians 6:9-11 - Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

And your body is a temple of the holy spirit that has been BOUGHT with a PRICE by Jesus Christ who died for you:

"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."
1 Corinthians 6:19-20, KJV

God loves you and can help you overcome whatever sin is in your life if you will pray and repent.

>>15813818
Don't let your friends or family get in the way

>>1582318
People literally used to have strong beer for breakfast in the 18th and 19th century and kep on drinking and drinking. Churchill's daily booze marathons were not uncommon in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Stop rabbiting on and endlessly r

>>15824931
You don't know anything about me, you absolute moron. It's not about the job.

>>15822789
I don't even know what fortnite is.
>>15824931
It's not about the job. Never was.
>>15824537
Both.

>>15815757
>protein rich
>ramen

what

i love drinking beer but im close to looking like this and i have to do something with myself
when i drink i always eat potato chips and i often get hungry while drinking so i eat a log of unhealty shit

i used to drink 3 times a week, usually 6-8 beers with 6-9% alcohol but now i only drink at weekends
i want to reduce drinking to one weekend in a month but its really hard

>>15825944
The broth has a lot of protein, fats, amino acids, etc in it and if you get the real stuff, it'll come with pork and eggs.

>>15824613
Why are people obsessed with this mediocre film

>>15826078
>i eat a log of unhealty shit
Is your name Andy by chance?

Start cleaning your liver

In hot water mix
>turmeric
>black pepper
>coconut milk, milk or what ever fat you have.

>>15813818
Have a bump of coke, keep that shit going through to the evening

>>15823647
>He believes in the catholic fanfic hell
Protestants should be rounded up and put in camps.

>anon(s) always bemoan that al/ck/ has been removed from /ck/
>several threads like these every day that often don't even get touched
I seriously wonder what those anons are so vexed about.

>>15821822
>Sober life is fucking dumb boring bullshit and I don't believe anyone who says they're happier sober unless they were a completely self destructive fuck who had worse problems than just booze.
Pathetic cope

>>15813818
try having a couple mixed drinks that have caffeine or something in them to keep you going. also just pace yourself so you're not passing out at 2

>>15815129
That's just an ungodly amount of liquid to consume, to say nothing about the alcohol or carb intake. What a hero.

>>15813909
>Enjoy falling asleep way earlier than you expected and waking up in the middle of the night feeling like shit.
I sometimes do this and start drinking again right away. I find the high even more pleasurable than when I was drunk the night before, not quite sure why. I never do it more than the one day though and only every few weeks.

>>15815681
man, that makes me sad.

>>15825138
>I'd feel wobbly while standing up and less coordinated while walking. While looking at bright screens with lots of text my eyes would cross randomly
I've been like this the last few years, I judt chalked it down to age, lack of exercise and hyper awareness due to derealisation/anxiety disorder.

>>15813818
lip and tongue action is essential

Pace yourself, don't go as hard as you would on a night on the town. I don't know why I can, after working getting up early and working hard all day, drink hard into the wee small hours, do it all again the next day just fine, but if I start drinking like that during the day, I pass out at like 3pm and feel like shit.

>>15822297
they didnt tell you?

>>15813818
Enjoy it while you still can anon. Drinking brought me so much joy in life. My drinking got so bad I had to get on naltrexone and now even if I wanted to I couldn't get drunk. Man what I wouldn't give to spend this whole summer on my porch in the sun, popping tab after tab and watching the neighborhood. Life has become very empty and vapid now, I hope someday that magic comes back.

>>15819446
You're incredibly young and you've already taken the first step towards fixing your life. Just focus on getting and staying clean, work hard even if all you can get is a job washing dishes, and find a good hobby. You've bought a gun, you're already set up for a fun hobby to take your mind off of your problems. I take all of my stress out on bottles and cans and various things I want to shoot holes into. When the time comes, and it may take years of sobriety and productivity and actively bettering yourself, you can start to make amends. If someone accepts, that's great, if not, too bad for them, and move on with your life. You can always form new relationships with new people. Even though you're an adult, you're really still just a kid, and you've got a long time to figure the rest out, and you've already taken the first step. Don't kill yourself, you can move forward.

>>15820357
This is solid advice but keep it to 1,5h or a multiplication of 1,5h. Otherwise you'll just be tired all evening

>>15813818
Take the AApill my friend. If you are a real alcoholic like I was, it'll be the best thing you ever do.

>>15818335
Not my lowest but pretty bad.
>wake up after day drinking
>look at clock 7:30
>better hit store before it closes so I can sleep tonight
>go to local corner store to pick up 4locos
>anon I can’t sell to you
>what? Why I’m not hammered you’ve seen me more drunk
>it’s 730....
>Is that new? Like a corona thing?
>AM....(blue laws)
>fug... uh just coffee then
Avoided buying booze from that store for a few days. What a life.

>>15813818
Try to not drink every day because you liver needs to recover. I would say once a week is enough but try at least 1-2 alcohol free days between drinking.

>>15826529
It allows for stealth al/ck threads like this on /tv
It’s a pretty big board.

>>15828112
A week sometimes would be good too. I remember reading that liver needs 7 days to regenerate to moderate levels, that is, if you haven't destroyed it beyond repair with hard liquor.
>>15827897
If I hadn't been in such deep shit now, with tunnel vision and everything, with the thoughts that kill me and won't go away, I would actually listen to you and I hope someone can benefit from this advice because it's a great one. All though, I'm far too gone now. I know myself by now and I know that time won't heal the wounds this time and I no longer want to suffer.

>>15828281
Good advice.

>>15828043
>bro you gotta accept that you're literally powerless and only God can help
AA is a fucking scam to recruit vulnerable people to the church

>>15813834
fpbp

>buy 5 Stern Extra Strong™ 9%
>buy raspberry syrup
>pour drink to glass, add some syrup and mix with spoon
>you have tasty beer that will get you drunk for less than 4$

>>15828530
Works just as well with Halne and Harde.

>>15827832
>Man what I wouldn't give to spend this whole summer on my porch in the sun, popping tab after tab and watching the neighborhood
Unironically why I've cut back on drinking. I realized in the long run, I could probably enjoy more stuff like relaxing on the porch with a beer or enjoying whisky while camping than if I just drank allll the time now and then have to go coldturkey later for health reasons.

>>15827832
>>15828665
second this reply
as for the "hoping it comes back", it sort of does. it's really more that you forget what you're missing, to an extent. you feel the emptiness, but it's less pressing, less clear.
that's been my experience at least.
>a taste of honey's worse than none at all

>>15828353
Well, it's better to go to church than be an alcoholic

>>15820552
It's real. Used to do it all the time. You peak at a certain level, then taper down.
It really fucks with your head, you think you'll avoid the hangover, but it comes.

>>15816057
Insulin resistance. Your body when drinking is basically run off calories from the alcohol, when you eat a large meal your pancreas will go into overdrive and release a shit ton of insulin and you crash because your muscles are drunk basically and can't retain the glucose.
Alcohol fucks with every, part of your body except bones pretty much. Anywhere blood goes, the poison goes.

>>15828563
yeah basically anything, it may be 5% beer or whatever else you want

>>15820764
me, but i stopped the first time

>>15813818
Start at 7 AM

>>15828703
depends on the church but you're not wrong

>>15828353
Are you retarded or just ignorant? The group specifically forbids discussion of religion. It's explicitly a spiritual program not a religious one.

>>15823761
Do what? Have a few drinks during the day?
Are they somehow more poisonous when the sun is up?

>>15829131
Yes because they can turn you into a vampire.

Eat with booze

>>15829070
>he’s never heard the preamble

Most AA people in my area came in agnostic or atheist and found their own form of “higher power” which does not include secular dogma
Hang in there chipbro

>>15813818
Little sips, Jim, ya gotta learn to pace yerself

>>15829252
>Most AA people in my area came in agnostic
I thought they were anonymous?

don't ever buy bottles to drink alone by yourself. if you're going to drink by yourself, always buy beer or weak wine. trust me.

>>15829294
Aren't you projecting a bit?
If I like to drink a good quality whisky I'm not going to renounce just because other people have issues with alcohol. Most people can control their consumption, and with the pandemics we don't have social settings that often, does it mean you have to eliminate this pleasure because drinking alone is morally frowned upon?

>>15820672
Ooooo! Wanton destruction!

>>15829252
Thanks bruv, I'm through the pink cloud and still happier than I ever have been. Legit so happy I don't have to be anyone but me and I'm liked and valued and I find people and events interesting. It's just a great new way of life. I feel free for the first time in my life.

>>15828095
kek...I remember in grad school I would sometimes hit the bar before heading to class. stunk up the room and even teh professor confronted me about it...some of the darkest and best times of my life

>>15813818
yea, don't do it. take it from an /alc/ stop while you still can.

>>15813818
Quit doing it before you reach your 30s.

>>15829341
not the anon you're talking to, but I prefer drinking by myself because I don't have to give a shit about others around me. I drink to get drunk, and the more people around with similar objectives reduces the possibility of social friction.
>inb4 get a better social group
I have, myself

>>15829652
I would go to the restroom a few times a day to take a drink from my vodka water bottle.

>Getting buzzed, maybe a bit sloshed, all while everyone else is either at school or work
Dangerously based. Day drinking is one of the finer things in life.

>>15823347
>20 years ago
>1980s

It's okay anon, I still make that mistake all the time too.

>>15829581
Things I don’t miss
>hiding drinking
>wasting money in bars
>avoiding certain people/places
>not being able to handle an emergency situation
>shakes and DTs
>throwing up in the morning
>pissing out my asshole.

>>15824613
WHAT A LIFE

>>15829832
The horrible and overwhelming shame of acting like a complete asshole to people I love was the worst feeling I can imagine. I was a slave to booze and drugs. I would be shaking at the cash register first thing in the morning when the grocery store started selling liquor, ashamed but unable to stop. I'm terrified of going back to that living hell so I'm working my ass off to avoid relapse and build a better way of life. You'll be in my thoughts and prayers alcanon

>wake up
>chug a beer
>drink more beer
>kegs n eggs
>play lawn sports all morning
>hit the liquor around noon
>have a heavy lunch
>keep drinking until you inevitably pass out around 4pm
you now have two options
>wake up confused, disoriented, and sick several hours later, don't go out or drink any more. bitch move
>wake up, puke, rally, eat a burger and fries, regain that buzz by 6pm and be ready to hit the bars at 8
goddamn I miss college

>>15829939
25 years of fucking around and very little I’d take back. No legal problems. No wife or kids, did lose a job of 15 years, and scared the shit out of my family and friends after literally drinkinggmyself to death with a .49 ba and 3 days in the ICU.

Not going to push my luck again. One of the anons I. My home group used the term YES for Youre Eligible Soon, meaning if you have
Been lucky enough to avoid death, jail, family loss, or homelessness...YES, it can happen to you too.

will you sad sap alckies fuck off? sorry you have no self control and wind up a pathetic slave to your impulses but you're bringing everyone else down

>>15830051
>have a drink
you might be more fun

>>15830023
R u me?

>>15815757
God fucking damn, sounds like you experimented with this shit for years. I always liked passing out drunk because it was easy. The problem I have now is I usually drink till 12am then pass out at 2am because of the energy. Stop drinking, and my body is used to the passing out that I can't really sleep. Guess I should stop drinking till I pass out.

>>15829709
I remember when I worked at a call center that was right next to a walgreens, lunch breaks I would go pick up a couple of 99 banana shooters. After 4 months my call average was 298 seconds, 5th best in the branch

>>15823387
best post in the thread

>go to doctor for anxiety but intend to bring up that i'm worried about how much i drink
>doc does blood tests, ekg, the usual shit
>doesn't ever bring the drinking up
>i ask him if i'm drinking too much (handle of vodka a week, ish)
>asks one question, "Do you drink as soon as you wake up?"
>"No of course not, I wait until I'm done with work then drink to be able to sleep"
>"Ah you're fine, nothing wrong with the amount you're drinking as long as you do it at night"

Doctors confirmed not alkie as long as you don't day drink.

I'm gonna make it bros

>>15831426
what's your liver enzyme count?

>>15831642
Didn't give me numbers but said it was "slightly elevated but consistent", from 4 blood tests over 6 months or so.

My dad drinks about the same amount as me and he's still kicking so I figure I have a real good liver

>>15828281
I take it back, kill yourself, faggot.

>>15813834
Fpwp

>>15831426
Your doctor is criminally incompetent. You should get a new one.

>>15813818
Smoke the best weed you can find and stick to beer and eat proper meals with water. If you choose to drink hard liquor all day it will catch up to you eventually.

>>15815641
>>15815681
I only drink once a week, but my "just tipsy" zone for a few hours is usually half a fifth of vodka and ~3 beers. Usually with a meal. I wouldn't go crazy or anything if I suddenly couldn't buy alcohol anymore, but I wouldn't have anything to look forward to either.

I have an online friend whose mental state is legitimately arrest-tier if he doesn't get his booze, and that fucker is up to a handle a day.

>>15831426
>"Ah you're fine, nothing wrong with the amount you're drinking as long as you do it at night"
Sounds like someone who hasn't woken up in the morning still completely drunk, which is going to happen eventually if one tries to counter tolerance drinking nightly.

But he is right - drinking at the start of the morning is a great sign you're going off the deep end.

i really only feel compelled to drink in excess when i take adderall... which is 5 times a week. but i usually just eat and go for a walk after work and it cubs it. i do get drunk a couple times a week tho, and i work 5a-1 so idk if that counts as day drinking

>>15832073
>i really only feel compelled to drink in excess when i take adderall...
Playing with fire on that one
>i work 5a-1 so idk if that counts as day drinking
Nah, only really qualifies if you drink throughout most of the normal "day."

I would avoid liquor all together, I tend to pour a bit more every drink or drink faster the drunker I am
Try opting for a lower ABV, 5 4% beers is the same as 4 5% beers
Eat something but not too much, if you get drunk munchies at 4PM you will probably be asleep by 6
Also try extra hard not to burn your house down if you are cooking
Having something to do with your hands other than pouring booze into your mouth is a good idea, personally I recommend playing video games and masturbating

>>15830074
Or you could all stop being a bunch of degenerates. Also, stop judging non drinkers / people who actually do it right and only drink occasionally.

>>15832100
>Or you could all stop being a bunch of degenerates
Why? what's the payoff of being a teetotaler? an extra 20 years of life on this planet? sounds like nonsense to me.

>>15832085
it used to be every working day, but i’ve scaled it back. and it’s not like i’d take an adderall and start pounding shots, it’d be like 10 hours after i took it and drink some beers, but i get the concern.

>>15832131
Well, cause it's so fucking pathetic and sad that alcoholics can't see they're hurting people they know but the saddest thing is that society approves so that's why there's no shame tied to drunk people. It's merely seen as funny. It's not that hard to get your shit together, get a grip and stop acting like your problems are just gonna disappear if you drink yourself to sleep.
My experience with it has been having to put up with traumatising shit and having to pretty much act as a carer.

>>15829019
Not me, even during the worst hang-overs and vomiting sprees I always thought."Fuck, I love drinking

>>15832195
>Well, cause it's so fucking pathetic and sad that alcoholics can't see they're hurting people they know but the saddest thing is that society approves so that's why there's no shame tied to drunk people. It's merely seen as funny.
I don't know where you live, but most of the USA has PLENTY of shame to go around for being habitually drunk in public, and as a huge societal loss. Which is why many alkies drink privately, go specifically to liquor stores instead of busier/normal places, etc.
Anyway, if the strain with family is because you're not living up to some expectation they had for you by being a drunk, that's only a problem if they won't cut you loose and have you sink or swim, IMHO.
There were 23 years before I had a drop of alcohol, and let me tell you, nothing made me more depressed than trying to live up to my family's expectations that just weren't compatible with me.
I'm not sure how you would reconcile someone who is personally OK with themselves and how they best live their life, but in doing so alienates family who rejects that way of life.
>My experience with it has been having to put up with traumatising shit and having to pretty much act as a carer.
Relatable, but also absolutely dreadful way to live IMHO.

>>15832250
>but most of the USA has PLENTY of shame to go around for being habitually drunk in public, and as a huge societal loss.
Yeah, sure. And that's why it's okay for young people and not so young to say stuff like let's go get pissed and go on nights out and get so drunk they don't remember anything. That's OK in most countries and it is the normal thing to do. If you don't wanna do that people will look at you like what's wrong with you, loosen up etc. People will laugh at someone really drunk, someone sleeping in their own piss and vomit. But is it? Don't think so

>>15832272
>And that's why it's okay for young people and not so young to say stuff like let's go get pissed and go on nights out and get so drunk they don't remember anything.
Yes, plenty of people do that at parties, though it would be pretty wild for most to wind up blacked out.
How often do you think people usually do that? I'd say about once a week when they aren't expected to be working or have other obligations. When I say habitually drunk, I mean not sober most of the day, most of the week. That's not normal at all.
>If you don't wanna do that people will look at you like what's wrong with you, loosen up etc.
I got a few times at college, much less than the amount of times I declined drinking without issue. Never had any pushback after college.
>People will laugh at someone really drunk, someone sleeping in their own piss and vomit.
Jackasses maybe. And most online commentators who would intentionally seek out that content, since their looking for someone to judge.
If someone was drunk to the point of being semi-concious and they were around our group of friends, no one was laughing. They'd at least get taken to their place if they could walk, and if not they were getting an ambulance. Might be overkill, but better safe than sorry.

>>15819446
What I would advise for others is to try to be the best person you can possibly be to your loved and special ones.
My what

>>15832309
One day you'll grow up.

>>15832290
Oh well, you definitely don't see it like I do.
>If someone was drunk to the point of being semi-concious and they were around our group of friends, no one was laughing. They'd at least get taken to their place if they could walk, and if not they were getting an ambulance. Might be overkill, but better safe than sorry.
I was watching this documentary the other day about alcohol and alcoholism in the UK and there was a guy on the floor on his own vomit, people passing by did nothing but stare and laugh. so the guy doing the documentary called an ambulance and he said that the ambulance staff laughed at the fact that they called just for some drunk guy on the floor. If that doesn't show the general attitude towards it all, I don't know what does. It's sad and it makes me angry.
And yeah, if people thought better safe than sorry they wouldn't go out and get absolutely off their faces. They would just go out for a couple of drinks while having a normal civilised conversation.
Alcohol does a lot of damage in society and it makes me angry that it's just acceptable the way it is at the moment, that's all.

my poops have been pale/clay colored for the last week and a half. i think my pancreas has finally given up

here we go boys, liver is next to go

>>15813834
/thread

>>15832417
wow you must be fun at parties. you sound a little uptight, maybe you should have a drink? ha ha only joking, but seriously, i hear the church is having a pot luck this weekend, im sure youd fit right in

>>15832721
You just proved my point there. You can make fun of me cause I don't drink. But I can't make fun of alcoholics, who clearly have problems.

>>15813818
Cocaine to do bumps off keys when you are flagging.

>>15814101
Mostly agreed, however when I lost water and power for a week because of a hurricane I would wake up and have a warm beer with breakfast and then keep a buzz going all day. Disaster rules are different

>>15821822
>I don't want to sit around all day waiting to do anything, then go out with limited hours and get trashed as quick as possible before going home.
get a job

Bump

>>15832455
Gray poop is also a indicator of liver failure. It means your body can't process bilirubin and that your getting jandiced. See doc asap.

>>15833445
nah i be aight lmao we in it to win it

>>15832885
Yes you can make fin of them you raging autist. But they are also allowed to fire back at you

>>15833897
Not really, there's always more people supporting people drinking than non drinkers. Since it's just th norm to drink. Why do you think people act surprised if you tell them you don't drink?
That's how fucked up society and this world is.

>>15831951
He's great, old hungarian dude that doesn't buy into the whole american aspect of healthcare of melodrama

>>15829727
Yes a luxury feel, especially on a weekday.

>>15831426
a handle a week isnt very much at all

>>15834339
I know, I've cut back a lot. Used to be a handle every 2-3 days

>>15834339
>>15834351
how much is a handle in american???

>>15834388
handle is american you turd

1.75L

>>15834393
i aint never heard of that. we got little bottles, big bottles, and jugs

>>15834393
why americans call it handle? are handles of that size common on american objects?

>>15834403
because the bottles have handles

>>15834414
they don't though

>>15834403
>>15834414
>>15834420
Some do

>>15834420
some of them do, some don't. but that's where the name comes from

>>15834339
>>15834351
ok i changed my mind, handle too much, liter a week would be OK zone for a grown man over 5ft

>>15834455
>handle too much
that's only about 5 drinks (assuming one shot per drink) per night

>>15834476
that's too much

>>15834480
not really

>>15834476
1.75L is 7 shots?
how big is a shot in your country?

>>15819446
You’re not special

>>15834512
Where are you getting 7 from? 1.75L is about 39 shots, so over 7 days that's about 5 shots per day

>how big is a shot
>>15834414

>>15813818
Don't

>>15834520
5 shots per day plus how many wines and beers? i think you might have a problem

>>15834562
none because liquor is superior to both of those

>>15815854
>don't do drugs late into the night
Fucking this
Unless you want the worst spins of your life

>>15834518
Neither are you.

>>15813818
Why is /ck/ full of sad alcoholics?

>>15834040
>more people supporting people drinking than non drinkers
salam alaikum brother, have you heard the word of islam? you should visit your local mosque inshallah you will be very welcome there
allahu akbur

should have asked this here sorry
>>15835632

>>15835177
>/ck
welcome to 4chin frendo

>>15819285
Not this anon and not as bad but for me

Didnt drink until 18 (aside from a few sips and hated the taste as a lardass) then went out of state for college. Got introduced to the feeling with woman drinks and wanted to keep it going as i wasnt as autismo and felt "normal". Technically lost my virginity by being raped by 2016 standards.

Since i didnt have a fake id I started drinking mouthwash. Would drink ~1L a day for a few years. Got a DUI at 19 (only from mouthwash, even had some in the car and cops didnt care). Went back to school and nothing changed, good coping mechanism (worst was the heartburn).

Hit 21 switched to vodka. Would go through a liter a day on average too then. When you dont have people around you and youre alone its easy to get lost. Graduated went back home and couldnt smoke anymore so went more into it. Got another DUI at 25 (blew .29 and i know ive driven more wasted before) at 11am. Got sober for 7 months and then started again with only beer and keep by it

Im 27 now. It just gets you but desu idc. Thats a big part of it.

/blog

>>15835177
>sad
You mean the realest niggas.

>>15813834
fpbp
day drinking is only acceptable on holidays

>>15836750
pussy faggot

>>15813818
Pace yourself, it's not a race.

>>15836695
My liver is failing :(

>>15813834
Fpbp
People who eat McDonalds daily are better humans than anyone who posts seriously in this thread

>>15836779
You're not gonna live forever anyway. Who cares.

>>15836788
It's not fun, at all. Slow humiliating death.

>>15836792
Have you died yet? How do you know?

>>15836803
When you first find out you have cirrhosis, it's just a small taste of what the end will be like...

>>15836901
Not a pussy so I wouldn't know.

>>15813818
Don't you degenerate fuck.

>>15813818
add food into the mix

>>15836901
I had a scare way back, and it does fuck with your perspective. Hearing that imaginary hammer tick on the gun to your head blows.

>>15828749
You couldn't be more incorrect scientifically on both your claims.

Yeah, drink during the day.

>>15819446
Accept Christ, anon.

>>15824057
Why would they be mad? You weren't driving.
>>15838060
He's right though.

>>15813818
don't

>>15820764
based and real experienced-pilled

im doing it right now

>>15813818
Water, or Coke Zero stay hydrated.

>>15813818
youre gonna get a headache