/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Chicken can fuck off

>>15809239
Pork is the only correct answer

>>15809239
Chicken. Duck blows it out of the water anyway.

for me, pork would not be missed

>>15809239
pork. It actually is bad for you. Contains brain eating worms that can survive being cooked

Haven't had seafood in years.

>>15809260
You're a brain eating worm that can survive being cooked.

>>15809239
pork. absolutely the worst meat around. very rarely do i eat it

>>15809249
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>>15809260
t. Rabbi McShekelbergstein

>>15809239
pork and chicken easily. gimme some good steak

>>15809270
I don't think he can

Beef

I love pork but out of the 4 I consoom it the least so bye bye piggies

>>15809239
Pork is awful, Americans can screw off with their pork worship

Close call but gotta give up beef. Pork is close second but bacon and pork-based sausages are just too good. Chicken is saved by wings and sandwiches. And that it is easiest to raise on my own.

Seafood stands alone above all land meats

>>15809322
Americans don’t even eat that much pork, faggot. That’s China.
Good god you can’t even keep track of your own stereotypes of us lol obsessed.

>>15809239
Seafood, without a doubt.

>>15809329
Literally 90% of americans eat bacon retard. I would know, I am one.

>>15809329
Why are you offended by facts? Are a fattie? If not just take pride in eating your bacon

>>15809329
I live in America, people here eat pork for breakfast every morning (sausage, bacon) and restaurants love throwing needless amounts of pork into recipes that don't need it
Chinese eat more pork but I don't have to deal with the worry of being served nasty chinese pork dishes when I go to people's houses or my church has a potluck, I have to deal with being served nasty American pork or mexican pork.

Chicken. Turkey and duck are way better.

>>15809249
spbp. the rest are inexpendable, but pork is shit meat

i don't eat any of those already

>>15809239
pork easily
i'm not huge on seafood either but the only kind of pork i like is bacon really, and i could live without it

>>15809239
Beef

>>15809331
this

>>15809239
pork

Pork.

PORK
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>>15809239
I COULD give up all of them except for seafood. Pork would be easiest, then beef, chicken would be a bitch, but seafood? Nope.

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i think i agree with these anons

beef

>brisket
>short rib
>steak
>burgers

seafood

>shrimp
>scallops
>lobster
>oysters
>clams
>fish tacos
>sushi

pork

>ribs
>pulled pork
>bacon
>pork belly
>carnitas
>al pastor
>sausage

chicken

>wings
>?????

can't give up my tendies and hunny mussy

>>15809239
Seafood easily

>>15809239
Seafood, fish are the only good seafood. Everything else is rubbery or slimy bullshit people have been conned into thinking they enjoy

>>15809239
seafood

>>15809250
This. Duck does everything a chicken can and more
>t. has ducks

>>15811000
Duck is too heavy and fatty for most applications where you'd usually use chicken

>>15809249

pork, I'll miss bacon but that's it, I can get ribs from beef

chicken would be my other choice but it's easy and quick to cook, good way to get proteins and cheap

Seafood easily, I eat salmon or tuna maybe once every few months. Who the fuck eats seafood all the time? Also, I’ll take a bacon cheeseburger over any seafood any day

>>15811485
I eat fish daily. Nutrition wise, it's superior to the other 3.

>>15809239
Chicken. I'll just eat turkey and cornish gamehens instead.

>>15809239
Seafood or beef because I don't eat either that often. I'll miss beef mince I guess.

>>15809239
ill be giving up chicken cause fuck chickens and eggs are disgusting. duck or turkey would be a substitute if ever wanted it again

>>15811485
>Who the fuck eats seafood all the time
Healthy people

>>15809239
Seafood. What kind of nigger eats shit crawling in the sea? This is you niggas right now

>>15809239
Pork.

>>15809276
Post your eyes.

>>15809239
Seafood is too broad of a catagory to just flat out give up. Beef is fucking delicious and while I love Chicken Cordon Bleu and stuff, you need pork to make it too so I guess chicken can go fuck off.

>>15809239
Chicken

>>15809249
Pork meat is terrible but then you can't use pork fat like lard or bacon or prosciutto. Tallow is good, but it far overpriced.

>>15809239
Pork. Bacon is overrated. Turkey bacon is much healthier.

>>15809323
You are a fucking dipshit and you should kill yourself.

>>15810700
Popcorn shrimp is easily a better replacement to nuggers.

>>15810129
fried chicken is better than any of your crappy mexican pork dishes

>>15811914
Protip: fried beef

>>15811912
>eating sea cockroaches

>>15811626
Poorfag/10

>>15811918
too heavy

>>15811920
Tastes better. Chicken is by far the worst meat. It has to be slathered in sugar or fried in lard covered in bread to be edible.

>>15811931
>t. overcooks his chicken

>>15811923
More like stingy as fuck since I could afford it if I wanted but eh, close enough I guess. Seafood in particular is bullshit expensive.

>>15811931
midwit and possibly jewish

>>15809239
Pork, I don't really eat it that much.

>>15809239
Pork has been growing on me these past couple years, but it's still the least consumed of the four so pork.

>>15811931
>never had a perfectly roasted, juicy chicken
>never experimented with marinades on chicken
You’re so deprived, I feel really really bad for whatever chicken eating experiences you’ve had. It’s one of the most versatile and comfy meats, if you’re drowning it in condiments and batter you’re doing it wrong

>>15809239
Seafood easily. Aside from shrimp and tuna, I'm not missing anything.

>>15809239
beef > best seafood > chicken > pork > the worst kinds of seafood

>>15809239
Eating pork is immoral

>>15811941
>>15812125
The word you're looking for is brining which is essentially predigesting the meat for you because it is of such low quality and lacking in fat. The only good part on a chicken is the thighs and even then shrimp does everything better. I will say that pork meat is worse than chicken but I wouldn't want to be without lard, bacon, prosciutto or ribs which by the way is better than smoked chicken. Roasted chicken is basically imitation beef by the way. If you want savory, buy short ribs.

>>15809239
pork, I can't give up shellfish

>>15809243
fpbp
I'd replace that cheap sheit with chickpeas and save a chicken from a life in a 1sq foot cage, force fed the cheapest grain, vaccinated to not become a waste of space and then dipped in chlorine to not catch salmonella.

>>15809239
Pork. Bacon and sausage are nice but I can’t stand pork chops so away it goes. I literally have never had a cut of beef or chicken that I didn’t enjoy. Seafood is a big enough category that there’s plenty to love and plenty to hate.

>>15809239
I never really get to beef or seafood unless I buy it from fastfood. :(

>>15812310
Beef ribs are superior to pork ribs in basically every way, so in the trash that argument goes. Prosciutto is just thinly cut smoked meat, which also cuts against your “you’re just spicing the meat up because it tastes bad naturally” argument.

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>>15809260
t. Wahhabi Al-Islami

Pork.
Look bud I like bacon and katsu and I'm not a kike or muslim but chicken and beef are healthier and seafood needs to be there as a back up. Pork is the most useless meat of all.

>>15809239
I wanna say pork but then I realized I can't cook a lot of my favorite shit w/o pig fat so I guess chiggy

>>15809239
I can easily go without seafood.

>>15809239
Seafood, and anyone who says otherwise is dishonest or Japanese (who are dishonest by nature)

>>15809239
all of them
meat is murder
not a troll or bait post either

>>15812679
Prosciutto isn't smoked anon. Beef ribs are superior in stews and savory bbq but should not be used in wet bbq.

Lots of pork responses, ...interesting.
I'll go with seafood. The seabugs and blubblubs can fuck off, nasty shit.

>>15810129
le 56% face

>>15809239
Either Seafood or Pork

Imagine saying chicken or beef

>>15809260
Source?

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>>15809239
The correct answer is seafood. Any other answer is incorrect.

These threads are always filled with mentally ill people who say things like seafood / shrimp / fish are not staples. I cannot for the life of me imagine how dreary it must be to live in middle America. Goodness. You people are unironically disgusting slobs without brains if you barely eat any seafood or if you dislike it.

>>15813046
Imagine not saying chicken or pork. They're poverty food.

>>15809239
pork easily. I barely eat it, and my mom makes godly beef and chicken which she often cooks during special family occasions so it's always nice to visit her back in my old home.

Also a fresh fried beach while on the beach is one of the greatest feelings known to man

>>15813106
If you don't like seafood you are simply mentally retarded. There is no other answer to why you would not like it.

>>15813139
This is the optimum answer. The only exception is lard which is the best cheap fat with emphasis on cheap. I use ghee but deep fry in lard because it is cheaper. Tallow is also severely overpriced. I do not use vegetable oils.

>>15809239
chicken
duck is better anyways

>beef
no more steaks, burgers, chili, roast beef sammies, etc.
>chicken
no more wings, nuggies, sammies, shawarma, etc.
>pork
no more ribs, pulled pork, bacon, sausage, etc.

that's just unacceptable to me, so seafood it is

>>15813174
>wings
Not good
>nuggers
Popcorn shrimp
>sammies
Turkey is better
>shwarma
Get lamb retard

>>15809239
I'd probably go seafood. I don't really eat it that much. Beef and chicken are pretty regular staples, and while pork is expensive I still eat it occasionally and I do get the occasional pork shoulder roast.

>>15813209
Pork is like 4x cheaper than beef the fuck are you talking about?

>>15813206
>wings
>Not good
mega gay
>Popcorn shrimp
nuggies and tendies are LIFE
popcorn shrimp has like 2 dipping sauces that are decent -- cocktail and maybe ranch, popeyes has a blackened ranch that is decent
>sammies
please inform where i can get a mcturkey
oh wait YOU CAN'T
>Get lamb retard
you're thinking of gyros or doner
i want that spicy, curry chicken on rice and smothered in tahini sauce

>>15813206
>Popcorn shrimp
You can just order crawfish or alligator, you know? Catfish is also fair game.

Po' boys are still on the menu, boys.

>>15809239
Chicken.

>>15809239
Pork pigs are smart

>>15813231
I like clam chowder, scallops, crab, shrimp, salmon, lobster, and mussels waay more than chicken anon. Crayfish aren't as tasty. I can also trap crabs all summer in my kayak with a $5 license. Chicken isn't as bad as porkflesh but porks fat alone makes it a staple which is why sausage is so good. You need pork fat to mix into a ton of game meats to add enough fat as well. Chickens have no real function beyond use as bait for better tasting food.

>>15813240
Based seafood lover

>>15813240
Every one of the points you made is wrong. Have a nice day.

>>15813240
Clams can be found in both fresh and salt water, so you don't have to give that up.

>>15813106
>>15813143
Seafood is shit, and I say this as someone who lives by the sea.

I would give up seafood in a heartbeat. But I would never give up beef, pork, or chicken.

In fact I think the only type of seafood I've had in the last year would be cod and chips, which I've had on maybe three occasions.

I do like fish and chips, but I can't give up beef pork and chicken.

>>15813251
I would rather give up both pork and chicken than seafood or beef. I eat steak as often as possible and actively avoid chicken and pork other than the lard I cook with.

>>15813240
>Crayfish aren't as tasty.
imagine typing this and believing it
imagine

>>15813253
>fish tendie
Opinion disregarded. Eat some prawns dumb britbong.

>>15813261
Eat them side by side with crab and shrimp the next time you do a cajun steam. They're good and make good etouffee but they aren't as good on their own than actual ocean shellfish.

What you lose with pork:

>pork belly bacon
>rashers
>dozens of varieties of sausage (imagine a world without andouille)
>country ham
>canadian bacon
>pork rinds and chicharrones
>lard
>fried pork chops
>smoked pork shoulder
>baby back ribs
>carnitas
>smoked ham hocks (e.g. for beans)
>prosciutto
>whole hog bbq


If you picked pork, then you need to leave this website forever. You are NOT welcomed here.

>>15813272
sucking the heads is the best part and why it's superior
checkmate

>>15813300
The arguement is why should I give up my blue crabs over chicken, not crawdads anon. Chicken isn't the best at anything at all.

>>15813316
alright, well, you do you
i personally can't live in a world without rotisserie chickens, bbq chicken quarters, wings, kentucky fried chicken, chicken and dumplings, tendies, chicken noodle soup, etc.

>>15813269
Battered cod is fucking tasty.

Prawns are not. Don't like them at all.

You're dumb.

>>15813215
I live in Australia. Decent beef & pork cuts cost around the same, but beef mince is cheap enough I can have it semi-regularly. pork mince is too expensive to bother with. So much of our meat gets exported to china or the towelheads so we get shafted on what little they sell here. A pork shoulder or leg coast will be about the same cost per kg as chicken breast. I might have steak once a month. Usually the only other beef thing I get is beef silverside.

>>15809260
Found the sandnigger

>>15813294
There's something very important you didn't mention, picture related.

Also you didn't mention back bacon. Because "Canadian bacon" is just medallions, right? Whereas back bacon would be whole rashers.

>>15813393
basically all pork cold cuts are gone if you pick pork, and that's a sad, sad world to live in

i mentioned rashers, did i not? are you describing something else?

Chicken is the only correct answer

>>15813369
You are a child.

>>15813340
Brisket exists. So does calamari. So does chicken fried steak aka schnitzel. Wings are garbage. They're not worth the mess and there is barely any meat on them. They're only popular because of the amount of skin on them as it is where the actual fat is. Rotisserie chickens are just inferior roasts. Chicken is not the best at anything.

>>15813545
>Chicken is not the best at anything.
Eggs.
Check and mate.

>>15809239
Pork. I rarely eat it anyway

>>15813577
does giving up chicken mean we lose eggs? because then you lose a lot -- and i do mean a lot -- of dishes
and substituting with another egg is just gay so don't @ me with quail and ostrich eggs

>>15813577
Don't need eggs as I don't like sweets.

If you picked beef, then you also lost all dairy which includes butter, cream, sour cream, cheese, yogurt, and so on.

Good luck to you.

>>15813407
>i mentioned rashers, did i not?
Yeah fair enough, I didn't know if that was meant to include back bacon, but fair enough.

>>15809239
seafood fucking instantly
I don't eat bugs anyways
and I hate fish

>>15813528
Nah, you are. Prawns are shit.

>>15813372
so chicken is expensive in Australia also?

>>15813633
It only says beef, not dairy

>>15813718
Based

>>15809239
seafood. Don't eat enough of them to miss them.

>>15813754
>It only says beef, not dairy
it's true, but i just really want people who picked beef to suffer

This question/image is fucking retarded. Seafood means you lose all of seafood, but beef means you get to still eat bison, venison, etc.? People in the thread are like "chicken, because I can still have turkey".

Nah, if you pick beef, you lose all of the ungulates, or whatever captures that entire group, and all of the byproducts like dairy.

If you pick chicken, then you lose all poultry.

I suppose pork is also harvested from ungulates, but I'm willing to overlook that because of how unique a modern domesticated pig and its flavors are.

The point of these threads is 1.) flamewars and 2.) to see what someone is willing to live without. Too many loopholes as-is.

>>15813809
>Seafood means you lose all of seafood
Yes. Good. Seafood sucks.
>Nah, if you pick beef, you lose all of the ungulates, or whatever captures that entire group, and all of the byproducts like dairy.
Nope, doesn't say that
>If you pick chicken, then you lose all poultry.
Nope, doesn't say that either
>The point of these threads is 1.) flamewars
That's the point of this entire website.

>>15813809
OK, so...

beef = cows, deer, bison/buffalo, lamb, etc.
chicken = chicken, turkey, pheasant, duck, etc.
pork = pig
seafood = arthropods, fish, etc.

Now I want to study biology in my spare time. Anybody got a tutorial or resource that they like? I only have a minimal understanding of words like kingdom, phylum, clade, etc.

>>15813833
Doesn't say it, but it should. That's the point I was making, was that so hard?

>>15809249
I never liked pork all that much except for ham and bacon. Easy choice.

>>15809239
pork, easily.

I hate most seafood but raw fish is amazing

>>15813871
i get there's turkey pepperoni which is not too bad, and beef hot dogs are my preference, but really, dude? just ham and bacon? you like nothing else? carnitas? italian sammies?

>>15809239
seafood due to allergies

>>15813809
>flamewar
ok boomer

>>15813868
You didn't say "should" in your post. Idiot.

My favorite food is Mexican and despite Mexico being a chicken country there isn't a dish that I prefer that's chicken. Mole and Pipian? duck pork or beef. Tacos? pork, beef and lamb. aguachile? seafood. Birria? lamb or beef. I will miss grilled chicken though

Personally...I dont like beef. Everything you make with beef you can make with pork and it would taste better. I would miss steak but that is literally it.

>>15809239
After enduring Lent, I can safely say seafood.

>>15814084
reading comprehension, bro

>>15809249
already stopped eating pork

>>15814250
You didn't say "should" in your post.

>"He has only forbidden you what dies of itself, and blood, and flesh of swine, and that over which any other (name) than (that of) Allah has been invoked; but whoever is driven to necessity, not desiring, nor exceeding the limit, no sin shall be upon him; surely Allah is Forgiving, Merciful."

The people who don't give up chicken are poor

Seafood is overrated
Pork is underrated

>>15814300
A word doesn't have to be used, it can be implied.

lrn 2 reading comprehension

>>15813720
Ok tendie eater.

chicken, i fucking hate chicken unless its whole roasted at home.

>>15814338
Based and correct

>>15814675
Battered cod isn't a "tendie" you fucking moron

>>15814538
It wasn't even implied, idiot.

>>15813253
It's not my or the rest of the civilized coastal world's fault that you're manchild who gives a single shit about terrestrial meat.

>>15814853
It was if you're capable of reading comprehension.

>>15814338
ITT: posts brought to you by flyover chuds.

>>15809279
Only one way to find out.

>>15809239
Chicken. I love it but it's full of PUFAs and it needs seasoning to get good flavour. Beef is already delicious, pork is one of my favorite foods, and seafood is just healthy overall.

>>15809323

Based non-red meat eater

Stay healthy boys

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this

>>15809239
seafood

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>>15814996
Either literal Muhammads or or Americans.
Pork is the most versatile meat.

>>15813896
>raw fish is amazing
herro gayjin that will be 300 dorrah

>>15814920
Cope and seethe, moron.

>>15814922
No it wasn't, idiot.

>>15815055
Wrong.

>>15815031
>What is Mexican and Peruvian food

>>15813106
i'm not a flyover but i'm not crazy about seafood. i like most kinds of shellfish but dislike most fish fish. that being said pork is still worse.

>>15812662
based

>>15815025
Pork is trash you stupid weeb

>>15814840
Yes it is. Whitefish is flavorless just like chicken. It just has a better texture. Frying fish completely negates the flavor.

>>15809239
seafood, don't hardly eat it anyways.

>>15814991
Red meat is healthier than chicken and po

>>15813106
I live on the gulf coast of Florida and it’s just not economical for me

I love me a steak, and a solid burger is a wonderful thing, but Chicken is such a flexible meat and necessary for my curry, pork has all that excellent sausage and bacon going for it, and seefood? Dude, that's not salmon, not tuna, not just fish or mollusks or arthropods, it's every fucking meat under the sea.

ham, bacon, salami, etc is unreplaceable. I hate to give up fish as much as I love it. Chicken and beef are too ubiquitous.

>>15809239
beef baby beef baby

>>15815776
You can use lamb or shrimp for curry. Chicken and pork are almost completely worthless. They're good for feeding the poor and porks one use is its fat, not it's actual meat. Chicken goes into the trash.

>>15815776
Holy shit imagine how good the forbidden seafood must be

>>15815776
yea I was surprised seeing so many anons willing to drop all seafood completely.

also you didn't give an answer.

Pork. I Am A Proud Muslim Man. Why Would I Eat Dirty Animal If I Can Eat Lamb Instead?

Name a dish you would use chicken over beef
RIb eye>chicken grilled
short rib>chicken braised
oxtail>chicken in a stew
prime rib>chicken roasted
Chicken is easily replaceable

>>15809239
Chicken would be the easiest to substitute for. But it's way too easy to get attached to ducks and geese are dicks. So it'll be a lot of turkey salads.

>>15809239
chicken

My first instinct is pork but I like sausage too much (no homo)

I guess I would still choose pork and stick to veal sausage

>>15809239
I wont

>>15809239
Seafood in a heartbeat.

>>15809239
Pork. Pigs are cute animals, and they're apparently good for getting rid of people - two birds, one stone.

>>15809239
Pork, because it is haram.

reminder that if you say pork you're literally not white. Pork in all its cured, smoked, fermented forms, or any combination thereof, is non-negotiable. Beef is an obvious keep because well, beef, but also dairy. Seafood is too wide a category to just give up. I'm deeply sorry, I really am, because I love it, but chicken has to go.

>>15809239
seafood i didn't even have to contemplate for a single millisecond

>>15817772
>fermented pork
Wat

>>15817821
Chorizo, retard.

>>15809239
I already don't eat seafood so I guess I win

>>15817821
most salami, saucisson, etc is fermented

>>15815350
It wasn't implied you fucking idiot. Learn to write English properly you fucking moron.

>>15815755
Fried fish is tasty as fuck, cope and seethe.

>>15815763
Correct answer

>>15815766
I think I've heard that red meat is more likely to give you colon cancer, so you should have it in smaller amounts than white meat

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>>15815899
Seafood is objectively terrible

>>15815899
I think his implied answer was beef

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>>15817835
Correct answer

>>15817772
>Seafood is too wide a category to just give up
All of seafood is shit, except for fried cod

Seafood is the only correct answer to OP's question