/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15809722
Because they’re good. Simple as.

>>15809750
/thread

>>15809722
no offense to the brits on this board but why is your food like that?

>>15809722
mental deficiencies

>>15809953
I would rather have ugly, good tasting food than the opposite

They’re prisoners to their inadequacy and inability to notice their shortcomings

>>15809953
Like what? Delicious?

cause beans are good simple as is

you Americans don’t know what real beans are like. They really do go with practically everything, bean and crab or jellied eel is my personal favourite

>>15809722
British "cuisine"

>>15810356
>you Americans
rent free, you don't even know where anon is from retard

>>15809942
This is too R1b for me.

>>15810356
Your food is awful.

t. eurofag

>it's another Anglo seeth thread
Every time I crack open a can of beans to put on my buttered toast I smile at the thought of obese virgins thousands of miles away crying because they're too stupid to understand what their pallet isn't developed enough to appreciate.

>>15810360
Bongs have the worst food. They have no right to make fun of other countries.

They are very poor and very subhuman. While beans are still awesome you can't really deny that it's poorfag food.

Beans and toast is the white supremacist version of beans on rice: complete protein for people who know how to leaven wheat.

No idea but I think it contributes to their weird pudgy potato faces. Nation full of overgrown down syndrome kids.

I;m thinkin about thos beanz

Beans are supposed to be savory but bongs can them in sweetened tomato sauce to the point that it tastes like a dissert. the #1 reason I avoid the "full english" like the plague. that and the gross mushed peas.

>>15811570
>sweetened tomato sauce to the point that it tastes like a dissert.
That is false

>>15811581
Heinz is the top-selling brand in the UK
https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/heinz-baked-beans-in-tomato-sauce-415g
>10g sugar per 1/2 can
>20g sugar (5 teaspoons) per can
that's almost as much sugar as a can of coke

I once tried a can of heinz beans and they tasted like diluted expired ketchup, which is gross. Did i do it wrong? How should i eat this thing?

>>15811684
Warm it up and eat it with fish and chips or on a piece of white bread.

>>15811694
*TOASTED white bread

>>15810356
I agree that they go well with everything and I'm American. And this is probably why >>15811598
Although I like Bush's. I'd eat them as often as Brits if I didn't care about my health.

>>15809953
because we're based as fuck

>>15811598
wow that's almost as much sugar as a loaf of american bread

why not use fresh beans? why do they have to be canned? disgusting

>>15812349
are you really asking for an explanation of why canning exists?

>>15809722
We don't

I can't even remember the last time I had baked beans

>>15812389
this isnt the 1940s anymore, fresh produce is available

baked beans are very cheap so are handy for anyone on a low budget, i agree the sauce could be an acquired taste but since most of us eat them during childhood we get a taste for it

>>15812399
nobody wants to spend 10 hours making baked beans for a snack when they can just buy a can for 50p

>>15809722
Everything but my broken heart

>>15812439
This, baked beans is my least favorite scratch recipe and it’s really the only canned item I buy

>>15809722
They're an island of backwards obese inbred faux-bougie sissies with poor hygiene and and more abysmal diet, what do you expect?

>>15812318
Guess what, you don't eat a fuckin' loaf of bread in one sitting

>>15811598
There's worse evils in the world than 10g of sugar with your meal. There are people out there drinking soda, pouring syrup on breakfast, etc.

>>15811598
thats fucking rank

>>15812443
I'll put my beans on your heart, bro...I'll put my beans on your heart.

>>15812496
thanks bruv

>>15809953
A lot of popular food here stems from humble beginnings where they focused more on taste and simplicity rather than looks yknow

>>15811698
Heavily buttered and with grated cheese on top

>>15812568
Well said anon.

>>15812456
Same desu and if I want to be a fat cunt or hungover fried spam sandwich is a god send

>>15812464
You seem very angry anon, who hurt you?

>>15811562
fuckin noice

>>15811242
You are in a thread that serves no other purpose than to complain about british food, a thread that appears multiple times every day, and you have the gall to trot out "rent free" unironically?

>>15809722
If you've got a cold or you really just cannot be added then it's a good, quick, cheap and very filling meal. Where the f is the cheese though?

>>15810356
Heinz beans are grown in America. Their recipe is literally American Beans altered to fit the bongoid taste.

>>15812580
id just make a fucking cheese sandwhich then you fucking idiot

>>15812734
Fuck you cunt, butter and cheese make them Beanz pop.

>>15809953
2 world wars decimated any food culture

>>15812728
Those 'Americans' you refer to were basically English people before the great muttening happened.

>>15812771
It's actually true. Countless thousands of kinds of local produce, cheese, beers, fruit and veg varieties, all kinds of things, eradicated and never to be tasted again.

>>15812734
You know not of what you speak

>>15809722
Because it tastes good, why else does anyone do anything with food?

>>15812349
Because haricot beans need to be cooked first, and after cooking they are incredibly stable in a can. So historically they were canned and there was no reason to change it. Canned beans are just as good as freshly cooked beans would be.

>>15811570
>American in charge of criticising eating sugary food during savoury meal times
Unbelievable hypocrisy.

>>15809722
We like them during breakfast and lunch for their savory flavor to balance out our nightly Toast Sandwich suppers.

>>15810360
I can't believe this is what they consider a 10 in bongland

>>15810360
>4 pieces of toast
>1 small pot of beans
At least go for two slices and a full can of beans simmered with black pepper and a dash of hot sauce.
Perfect brekkie in my humble opinion.

>>15813004
She can cook, she probably cleans, and she's an absolute semen demon.

>>15809722
Delicious source of protein and one of your 5 a day.

>>15809722
That’s what happens when you lose an empire.

>>15810360
British girls have a charm the others just don’t have.

>>15813699
Being ugly,scant,fat whores?

>>15812479
speak for yourself burger

>>15810360
Oh shit wasn't ready for the fucking cave troll at the end

>>15812439
This

>>15813698
This is just a loaf my lad

>>15810356
You’re the only country to have people die of mad cow I don’t trust uk food

>>15809953
I once read, that the war against us germans fucked up every little bit of good english cuisine that was left on that island... and i am very sorry for that. funny thing is... the french, the germans, the italians, everyone who was also involved in the world wars have good cuisine... dunno what happened to the brits in that time...

>>15815008
>dunno what happened to the brits in that time...
War-time social policies persisted in Britain until well into the 50s and 60s, arguably Britain didn't recover fully until the 1980s.
So much lost, and what for?

>>15812771
How come Germany has better food?

>>15813691
Brilliant, I'll have to try that.

>>15815008
that's bull, brits never had any good cuisine to begin with. Besides, Eastern Block got fucked up way more than Brits and their food does not look and taste like vomit

>>15815731

No, not at all

Fucking daft spastic

>>15815738
aww, the britbong is offended. It's healthier to just accept your own food belongs in the sewer and outsource it to nations that produce edible stuff, like you do with everything else

>>15815083
for Israel

>>15809750
They are, especially with cheese, but the one thing that pisses me off is that people never cook them properly so the sauce is all runny like water. Food shouldn't be wet, it should be saucy and thick (soup included). A little butter helps with this.

>>15815008
Immediately prior to the first world war Britain imported roughly 60-70% of it's food. This was severely disrupted during the first world war. As well as this, most working age able-bodied men who worked in farming, food manufacture then ended up fighting overseas leaving less able-bodied men and inexperienced women to pick things up- which they did but it left Britain in a very sorry state. Rationing was severe during this time and that's why so many recipes from this time stand out because there were shortages with basic ingredients like bread and flour.

To be honest, Britain produces some of the finest cheeses, cream, milk, meats, wines, beers, spirits, some fruit and even the odd high quality vegetable. Yet for some reason it's associated with its lowest quality greasy-spoon cafe food or takeaways as its default which is the equivalent of assuming that any countries cuisine is only as good as their McDonalds. It's a farcical misconception that belies the ignorance of the morons touting it.

>>15816243
Genuinely good post mate

WHY do they always have so much liquid or bean juice or whatever the fuck that stuff is holy shit its like 2 actual beans floating in a sea of ketchup water STOP