/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15801329
>improve
maybe add some cheese with the eggs but that’s it. A pretty based breakfast I must say.

>sausage and bacon every morning
lmao enjoy dying young

>>15801351

>>15801329
Cut it in half you fat fuck

>>15801370
seethe

>>15801329
Strawberry preserves instead of shit on the toast.
Pico de gallo or hot sauce on the eggs.
Fry actual bacon instead of facon to tofu or whatever that shit is.

>>15801329
No, you don' t.

You' re the same faggot that kept the last 3 hours creating shitty threads no one needs.

Like your threads, off yourself.

>>15801351
Pork should be avoided and the sosig probably has nitrates/-ites, but it looks fine generally speaking

Add vegetables and not eat the bacon

>>15801329

>>15801351
I mean, he will at least do the first bit

>>15801329
Sauce & mushrooms.

>>15801329
Get a better quality bread or make your own. Homemade bread is on a whole other level.

I can't tell what is or isn't a joke on this board anymore

>>15801412
Fuck off, Murray

>>15801329
Is that a paper plate

>>15801486
Yes

I try not to eat traditional salt bombs for breakfast. The best breakfast is no breakfast
t. my distinguished doctor aunt

>>15801547
You and your aunt sound like cunts.

>>15801547
DOOOCTER

>dried out eggs
>frozen links
>mystery meat
>wonder bread
>sugar slather
>paper plate
>plastic fork
enjoy, i guess

Looks like it tastes good honestly. But if that's bacon at the top I'd crisp it a little more.

Also as admin above said, try adding shredded cheddar cheese to the scrambled eggs, it'll change your life.

>>15801329
This is such a simple dish that you really cant other than adding flavorings or cooking your eggs differently, but thats all preference.

>>15801583
OP eggs look fine, those are called normal eggs. If you're a fucking soiboi fedora who actually fell for the Ramsay meme and eats scrambled "eggs" with the consistency of grits, you are an idiot.

the best breakfasts are bagles with eggs in them, or omlettes.

>>15801351
You're gonna die some day, might as well enjoy life.

>>15801329
That's clearly turkey bacon. Kill yourself for this blasphemy.

>>15801329
Unironically add beans. Go full trucker breakfast.

No cheese. Cheese to eggs sucks.

>>15802859
>cheese to eggs sucks
pleb

>>15801329
Eggs look a bit dry, I’d add more milk if I were you desu.

>>15803988
NEVER PUT MILK IN EGGS

>>15803993
Why desu

>>15803993
why not, I do it all the time.

>>15801329
Stop severely overcooking your eggs and then it's good enough.

>>15801329
is that sizzlean?

replace the bread with oats, and get rid of the sausage.

>>15802829
This is fat people logic post weight

>>15801329
>an electric skillet at work.
You’re lucky to be able to do that.
Facilities management went full-screech when one of my coworkers brought a hot plate into the office.

>>15801329
>How does it look? How can I improve upon this?
Mostly, it looks bland and a bit boring. I'd prefer to have some cheese or chives on the eggs, maybe a bit of hot sauce, or sausage gravy. Most of all, where's the potatoes. I'd prefer half that sausage, and instead some good hashbrowns, or some nice ripe avocado.

One skillet meal? Try some chilaquiles, or a breadfast burrito. Or layering your breakfast into a nice bagel sandwich.

>>15801599
>But if that's bacon at the top I'd crisp it a little more.
Looks like sizzlean or some kind of formed pressed turkey bacon.

>>15801504
And a plastic fork?

>>15801329
what fucking job lets you go there and cook breakfast on an electric skillet?

>>15804168
Waffle house chef?

>>15801329
Please PLEASE season your food OP

That shit looks bland. Spicen things up

>>15801547
>The best breakfast is no breakfast

Wisest post on this entire subreddit right now. A truly healthy person doesn't need to eat anything, let alone grease or preservatives within 5 hours of waking up. As long as you're not going to bed intoxicated, anyway. People would be surprised by how many professional athletes prefer a cup of coffee and a cigarette for breakfast.

>>15801547
This. A breakfast should be large, immediately following a 24 hour water fast, and only on special occasions. Gotta keep the magic alive.

>>15801329
Toast is underdone.

>>15801329
I can abide by the paper plate. But plastic cutlery is just trashy, man. Are you perpetually holding an open house or something?

>>15801351
>>15801382
im really skinny

>>15801393
>Fry actual bacon instead of facon to tofu or whatever that shit is.
turkey bacon. i dont really care for normal bacon.

>>15801412
the sausages i cook come from a frozen Banquet-brand bag i get at the grocery store. i've never really liked the idea of cooking these frozen sausages, is there a, i dont know, healthier alternative? like non-frozen sausage from a butcher or something, or is frozen sausages perfectly fine?

>>15801420
like what kind of vegetables? which ones are good when cooked on a skillet?

>>15801583
>>15802800
i make two eggs mixed with a single little cup of coffee creamer. one of those little plastic cups, whatever they're called.

>>15804039
turkey bacon

>>15804107
>and instead some good hashbrowns
I actually was making hashbrowns a lot the past few weeks, not sure why I stopped.

is frozen hashbrowns from the store okay?

>>15804168
Our job has a lot of downtime, especially early in the mornings at like 6am when i get to work. So i cook breakfast there while I wait for work to start rolling in.

Anyway OP here, the general consensus from the this thread seems to be:

>eggs
are fine

>toast
is fine, but slightly unhealthy?

>sausage/turkey bacon
Apparently I'm making too much and need to cut back on it? I can cut the meat in half and replace it with hashbrowns.

Vegetables sound good as well, but I don't know what vegetables are good to make on a skillet and eat for breakfast with scrambled eggs and hashbrowns. What do you guys normally make?

>>15804914
if you do hashbrowns add some red pepper in
easy

while i was in the military they served sausages in the morning it was green and fucking disgusting

>>15804918
Peppers are fruit

>>15804918
not much of a pepper fan. i went ahead and added a small container of hashbrowns to my lunchbox for breakfast tomorrow morning.

>>15804983
I'm not that big on them either but they're good with eggs or hash
+decently healthy

>>15804263
>A truly healthy person
>a cup of coffee and a cigarette for breakfast
retarded

hash browns biscuit and sausage the food of the kings

Add some vegetables OP, just rotate them every other day based on what you got
Mushrooms, tomato, courgette
Actually grilled Pineapple would go great if those are pork snags

Remove the turkey bacon and add real bacon for one day and rotate next day with fresh sausage not that frozen crap. Add smashed avocado to one of the toast. Maybe some hot sauce to the eggs is what I would do.

>>15801351
>Wanting to live past 60

>>15805448
>wanting to live

>>15804827
HoW aBouT yOU dEfrOsT iT?

>>15801329
if you take out the bread and especially jam its not bad

Cook the eggs properly, swap the jam for a nice chutney

>>15801329
Dump the bread that's garbage.
Get real bacon, and real sausages, roast some tomatoes and mushrooms. Add avocado.

Throw some sauté baby spinach & mushrooms in, dust the eggs with cayenne & paprika (passed down from a different anon in fact)

>>15801329
swap 2 sausages for sauteed half onion and mushrooms

>be me, mechanic in a factory
>bosses makes us work some holiday (Easter or some shit I don't remember)
>basically just have to show up, no one is doing any real work
>Sitting around reading, waiting for calls that will never come
>suddenly smell bacon
>wut.jpg
>go investigate, find 2 technicians stoned in the breakroom making breakfast sandwiches on an electric griddle
>accept offered sandwich and shot of homemade limoncello
>Spend rest of the day bullshitting with coworkers, get paid double time because holiday
>go home and eat Easter dinner with my family

Good times, thanks for reminding me OP

>>15804914
Try making a sandwich? Spinach with bacon and egg + hot sauce.

Or just put spinach or peppers or something in the eggs

>>15809241
Oh and onions on the sandwich

add vegetables. sliced zucchini/onions/garbanzo beans with some seasonings are a majorly underrated breakfast food

>>15804914
What? People here are fucking stupid. If you're adding hash browns then cut the bread if anything. But if you're a man eat both bread and hashbrowns.

I mix up 3 eggs in a cup with some garlic salt and chives plop it down, add some diced peppers, when it starts to solidify on mediumish heat, add two slices of cheese on two slices of bread face(cheese) down on top of the egg. Flip the whole thing over so bread's on the bottom, add black pepper, fold the eggs onto the two slices, once both slices of bread are grilled, flip them onto each other

It's basically eggfort guy except more american. It sounds like a lot of steps but it really takes a few minutes total.

Have a piece of fruit for fucks sake, that smuckers sugar jelly isn't doing you any favors.

>>15801334


Whats your cholesterol levels?

>>15801329
cut it to just meat and eggs

>>15809786
>no white bread

Do brits really

>>15809799
canadian
bread is for fags

>>15805448
this

>>15809406
110%

>>15809799
>white bread
YIKES

>>15809810
>>15809992


Kek europoors are so gay

>>15810037
Oh no, you eat American white 'bread'?

>>15809224
being forced to go to work on a holiday is a good memory

>>15801329
basic and neet as fuck

No, a chorizo, cheese, egg burrito is a real breakfast.

>>15805448
absolutely redpilled

>>15801329
get better bread and a better jam. Only use jam on one of the pieces of bread, and save one piece for combining with your savory stuff. Also make your eggs over-medium and use the non-jam bread to soak up the yolk. Also hot-sauce.