/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15791608
Americans can't eat anything without dumping a bunch of high-fructose corn syrup on it. So sad.

>>15791608
Of course.

>>15791616
Just once I'd like to open a /ck/ thread that doesn't have some midwit euroshit or leaf repeating the same fucking joke over and over and over. You guys are such a broken fucking record

>>15791627
You're the ones posting pics of eggs drowning in ketchup and other abominations. Get it together and maybe you won't be the butt of jokes anymore.

>>15791702
Americans don't call breakfast "brekkie"

>>15791702
"tomato sauce" "brekkie"
i hate you so much

>>15791702
Kys cockroach

>>15791709
>>15791741
Anglos and Aussies are not too far behind in their degeneracy. But America takes the cake.

>>15791702
Dude chill

>>15791764
>w-well America still though
You faggots desperately need a new playbook, you're worse than wojak spammers

>>15791766
>>15791796
Trembling, triggered Amerifat.

>>15791807
>haha I posted it again, do americans really????

>>15791608
A lil Sweet Thai chilli and lots of salt
Alongside a bowl of noodles
Perfect meal

>>15791616
>t. walked in on his mom getting gangbanged by a pack of tomato farmers
I’m sorry, anon.

>>15791897
I actually love tomatoes.

>>15791807

>>15791921
>I don't think at all
fixed

>>15791608
American and I prefer salsa or hot sauce. Hashbrowns on the other hand are getting ketchup. And nobody puts tomatoe sauce on breakfast. Look up what tomatoe sauce actually is retard

>>15791935
Hash browns get hot sauce

>>15791608
No. Tomatoes go in my hash browns along with onions and mushrooms. Eggs need to be over-easy so you can sop up the yolk with your pork sausage.

>picture of eggs with tomato paste on it
>Europoorans immediately seethe about America despite no previous mention of America
It’s honestly a mental disorder at this point.

>>15791935
>hash browns
>ketchup
The meal of a wee babby. Grown men use mushrooms, onions, and sometimes cheese.

>>15792101
Dumping sweet syrup on everything is a very American thing to do.

>>15792121
Proof?

>>15792121
>Euromutt sees ketchup
>first thought is of America
I repeat my original post: mental disorder.

>>15792104
All that shit plus ketchup or hot sauce, or yolks

>>15792173
Ketchup in its current form is very much an American invention.

>>15792193
Ketchup just drowns out the taste in my opinion. It’s fine on a burger or even a hotdog, but hash browns are too subtle for all that sweetness.

>>15792212
And? When you see a picture of a car, do you instantly mald about Germany Again, for the third time, if your immediate reaction to seeing a picture of ketchup is to seethe and dilate over Americans, you have an obsession.

>>15792231
Cope

>>15792287
Obsessed

>>15792231
You're the only one seething and dilating, big boy.

>>15792334

>>15791702
soooo very very jealous of America lol
all Americans on ck know what pretty girls with obsessed ugly stalkers must feel like thanks to you yuropoors

>>15791702
lot of merifats seething over this one post. Bravo.

>>15792358
>op clearly isn't american
>heh stupid americans, do americans really
>"he's not even american, retard"
>heh seething amerifats, cope

>>15792351
YWNBAW

>>15791709
>>15791741
>>15791766
>>15791796
>>15791935
>>15792101
>>15792173
>>15792231
>>15792351
https://youtu.be/cOBoDT-3oM0

>>15792369
>clearly not american
Based on what?

>>15791608
I do

>>15791616
>tomato sauce
>brekkie
OP is an Australian shitposter

>>15791608
i always put some 'chup on my 'ggs

>>15791627
I will tell you the truth. I am a European, now living in Canada. America has the best breakfast, which Canadians can only imitate and Europe can only see on TV. Any time I go to the US I eat pancakes and sausages and eggs and bacon for breakfast every day, and I think about the freedom I feel and how at ease I am. And I feel sad knowing that I will leave soon. My fellow non-Americans are jealous, don't know what they're talking about, or both. Never let them get to you

>>15793027
you can get bisquik and jimmy dean in canada

>>15791608
Fuck no.
Diced tomatoes and shredded mozzarella? Yes.

>>15792680
>tomato sauce
>brekkie

>>15791608
I tried it when I was especially hungover one day during lockdown. Turns out, it isn't horrible.

>>15791608
Of course, how did you know?

>>15792351
Pretty much this.
I bet they can name the US President.
I bet they can name multiple US presidents.
Being able to name the leader of a foreign country you aren’t actively at war with is pathetic.

>>15791608
I only put ketchup on scrambled eggs if I accidentally overcook them. Sometimes I like ketchup on an omelet Though.

>>15791702
extraordinarily based

>>15791935
Hot sauce on eggs is based

>>15791709
i do :3

>>15791608
i did as a child and think it's gross now

>>15791616
OP is English. Explains it through

boy

I like hot sauce on my scrambled eggs

>>15793572
>Being able to name the leader of a foreign country you aren’t actively at war with is pathetic.
Amerifats actually believe this.