/ck/ - Food & Cooking

don't blame him, those things are worse than heroin

>>15790566
I love when people say "like heroin" when they've obviously never done heroin.

>visit parents
>they're both noticeably heavier
>their cabinets are jam packed with cookies, cakes, crackers, and candy
>they're killing themselves
AAAAAAA, STOP IT!

>>15790578
You say it like doing heroin would be a great accomplishment

>>15790583
>he doesnt recognize the quote
ngmi

i never had a mom and dad

>>15790610
the janitors deleted my family and the mods banned them

pretzel m&ms are better

>>15790627
how much do jannies/mod earn?
too much hassle I think they earn some good cash, I don't think want to think these are bored-to-death NEETS who are useless in anything else.

>>15790557
You have to be 18+ to post here, champ.

>>15790592
I don't watch media

>>15790610
Didnt know lab babies were a thing now, how much does a baby like you cost?
And if you were made in the lab, why are you autistic? They could have made a better job

>>15790582
If they do it quick enough you might luck into an inheritance. Get in good and be a feeder. Then when the beetus strikes and suddenly they can't find the insulin at 1am they slip gently into a coma. Your siblings and you split the house.

>>15791706
implying my parents own anything. my parents don't even have life insurance, the only thing I'd inherit is their funeral cost.

>>15791723
and some cookies sounds like

>>15790610
>never
explain