/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15789898
What the fuck is that!?

This nigga cooking lava.

>>15789940
technically it's magma

Try a temperature a bit lower than Durin's Bane.

Cook food not meth

>>15789898
cook it a bit longer to make sure all the bacteria is dead, then it should be safe to eat

Add water

>>15789985

8/10, no pic

>>15789977
Stay away from that stuff.
I heard Steve Jobs died from it.

>>15790068
Who's Steve Jobs?

>>15789977
>magma
More like smegma hahaha

>>15789898
You have to:
>avoid cuts
>avoid fires
>avoid toxins
>avoid biological hazard
>avoid contamination
>avoid the pissed off chef/sous chef (depends which one you are)
>avoid drowning (occasionally)
Are you still with me? Alright
>avoid allergens
>avoid electrocution
>avoid creating a pressure bomb (PV = nRT)
>pray your country doesn’t get nuked
>take your COVID vaccine
>take your meds
>eat your bugs
>live in the pod
>be happy
And if you’re still worried
>don’t cook

Simple as :^)

>>15790080
Musk when Musk was still just the PayPal guy.

>>15789898
>Whatever the fuck you did there
Don't do it again

>>15790026

>>15789898
Couldn't be that bad, I don't see any shrapnel lodged into the metal or wall.

kill yourself before you start cooking you cant die twice you fucking idiot

>>15790363
ligma balls

>>15790609
Found the tech cult faggot.

>>15789977
Nah he's right, it would be lava

I accidentally didded this when I tried to boil a roast chicken

>>15789932
An attempt at caramel apparently. Started it, forgot, and went to work. Ended up making a dying star.

>>15790681
Yes.

>>15790728
>cooking caramel before work
do americans fucking really

>>15790728
dying star pudding, sounds nice

>>15790080
Magma dick

>>15789898
> red heat

What kind of infernal stove do you have to cook your shit to a temperature where you reach red heat?

>>15789898
Some Barkeeper's Friend and a bit of elbow grease should do the trick

>>15791240
All heat is red you dumb fuck

>>15790728
Except that's clearly a professional commercial kitchen. More like some dingbat newbie got tasked with making caramel, along with juggling everyone else's bitch work, and forgot about the caramel. I don't know anyone with that much stainless steel and a paper towel dispenser and a stand alone handwashing sink in their home kitchens.

>>15791294
idk, I just traced the image back to a plebbit post and thats what it said.

>>15791327
The plebbit poster was lying.

>>15789898
>how do I avoid dying
shit son that's a question for /x/

>>15791280
>All heat is red you dumb fuck

No, it isn't, you dense motherfucker:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_temperature

And before you try some half-witted comeback - IR (aka heat radiation) is not red since it isn't part of the visible spectrum.

OP's magma core is way beyond 600°C, most likely 800°C plus.

>>15791280
Response? >>15791393

>>15789898
Hawaii

>>15791426
None I was shitposting you fucking retard

>>15791280
>>15792367
btfo

Do not cook stone or else they turn into lava (magma for the fag in the thread), also, any recipe for making spiced stones?

>>15790686
>>15789977
Let's compromise and say its ligma

>>15792367

>old enough to post on 4chan
>not old enough to cook for oneself
NGMI

>>15792367
You got roasted and will forever be remembered as the loser of this conversation BYE BYEEE LITTLE MAN BYE BYE

>>15789977
magma ballslol

>>15789898
Why are you cooking molten iron?

>>15790686
It wouldn't be either.

>>15789898
>chernobyl_core.jpeg
The lid is off!

>>15792367
Everyone laugh at this stupid faggot.

>>15789898
You don't. Welcome to ne/ck/romancy

I keep a 6 liter fire extinguisher and fire blanket just outside of the kitchen. The fire extinguisher is foam and rated for both electrical and deep fryer fires.

I figure its more likely that I will end up putting out a fire next door, female middle eastern immigrants that do not speak the language. Plan is to call fire brigade, then try to put it out before it crosses over.

Pic not related its a shotgun.

>>15794749
fuckin kek

You don't.
We all die eventually. Might as well get a head start.

>>15789898
You have made lava

>>15794949
*ATF intensifies*

Why do people keep saying it's lava?

>>15789977
>>15790686
>>15794647

Magma = below ground
Lava = above ground

yw

>>15789940
magma balls