/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15788743
>How hard could it be not to fuck up pizza?
That's the question we ask Europoors every day.

>>15788743
>simple
sure
>elegant
lol no, making pizza is for using up ingredients before they spoil

>>15788743
>Why do foreigners take simple, almost mundane, posts on a cartoon forum from America and obsess about it constantly? How hard could it be to mind your own business?
ftfy

>>15788771
>lol no, making pizza is for using up ingredients before they spoil

americans must be expunged from the earth

>>15788743
How come America just makes the food of every other nation better?

>>15788776
Show one (1) example.

>>15788771
>it's for using up ingredients before they spoil
Yeah, if you're an amerimutt who puts pineapple, roast beef, velveeta and fucking BBQ sauce on your pizza I guess.

>>15788743

I hate to be that guy, but the pizza on top is a Neopolitan, show that to someone in Lazio and they will disagree that it is an Italian pizza

WTF even is that on the bottom? A Chicago?

Looks like pure shit

>>15788794
The invention of Spaghetti with meatsauce. How the italians never tried it back home is a mystery to me.

>>15788807
>Implying Velveeta spoils

>>15788811
I know it's a neapolitan, it's just the most well known example of pizza from Italy done the proper way

>>15788821
>implying it belongs on or anywhere near food

>>15788743
You see, Americans have this weird tradition of cutting the tip of the penis of their male newborns (they call it circumcision, and yes it's a barbaric thing). This traumatizing and painful experience will eventually turn them into sociopath monsters.
In short, everytime an American look at his deformed penis he has this sadistic impulse that makes him want to destroy beauty. Americans, like every circumcised people (muslims and jews) can only thrive when surrounded by ugliness. It's their way of coping with their mutilated and dysfunctional penis.
This is why they bastardize European food, art, architecture, etc - and call it "american culture".

Pro-tip : every time you're wondering "why do Americans blablabla", just remind yourself they cut the tip of the penis of their male newborns. Unironically explains everything.

>>15788811
everyone outside chicago hates chicago "pizza"
"a marinara bathtub to drown a rat in"
it's ironic because actual ny pizza often looks just as shitty, but is actually pizza (and often delicious, another trait its midwestern abomination lacks)

>>15788743
Deep dish gets way too much hate.. it's good as fuck. I very rarely have it and haven't in years, I eat very clean but fuck you deep dish is great.

>>15788743
Tbh the italian one looks like it's cooked in electric oven, it doesn't look good.

Still better than the american "pizza" tho

>>15788743
>euroweenie
Opinion discarded

>>15788794
Literally every food item.

>>15788743
American variants of regional foods aren't the result of clueless chefs trying to recreate foreign dishes, it's from starving immigrants who suddenly have access to larger supply of food they wouldn't otherwise have. "three pounds of cheese and meat on a pizza? fuck it, this is America."

>hurrr durrr we take European food and make it better
Literally nigger tier behavior. Do your own thing, mutts.

>>15789004
Too late, it's done. Now eat your gruel and seethe

>>15788864
>obsessed with americans
>obsessed with penises
Yup it's european

European food elitists are so ridiculous and hypocritical. Are you really going to try and pretend that your irrelevant little euro country doesn't have any decadent dishes in their culture? I don't see a huge difference between Chicago pizza and lasagna. And don't even get me started on the french; butter and cream in fucking everything.

Get over yourselves. People make food that they like. Don't get upset that there aren't any haggis or fish pie or some other disgusting euro recipe trends. Nobody likes to eat that shit the only reason it was ever invented was for survival.

>>15788864
uncut amerifag here I love chicago style get bent you frustrated euro incel

>>15789027
>mutilating newborns penises won't have any psychological consequences on them
You're a sick civilization. I'm glad you're collapsing.

>>15789041
>doesn't appreciate haggis
Your opinions about food are irrelevant

>>15789059
all opinions are irrelevant you dumb fucking mook

>>15788743
>faggot uses shitty Chicago "pizza" as an example instead of the classic pepperoni pizza
>faggot takes one look at pizza from shitaly and thinks it looks good when it's a literal abomination
>he defends pizza from shitaly
Imagine defending any food from shitaly. Even retards could unironically make their food. Cope more faggots.
Your ugly shitalian pizza will never be as good as a pepperoni pizza.

>>15789049
Of course you do, you've been surrounded by american ugliness and sociopaths your whole life.

>>15789075
>american uglines
the area I live is nicknamed the pacific wonderland, for good reason
>sociopaths
actually super uncommon you retarded edgelord

>>15789092
1 in every 100 people you meet is a sociopath, and that number is even greater if you run in circles consisting of criminals or high-level businessmen

>>15788776
You mean worse.

>>15789092
I'm sure nature is beautiful. I'm talking about your nightmare-ish cities and everything you call "culture" your retarded people produce.

>>15789071
>mutt criticizes real food
You will never make pizza as good as the Italians do. Go drown yourself with your BBQ sauce "base", but only after you shove the rest of that pineapple up your ass

Italian “””pizza””” is literally a lunchable pizza thrown in the oven for a minute.
It’s a fucking cheese cracker.
Holy shit Italians make the worst Italian food in the world.

>>15789116
>I'm talking about your nightmare-ish cities
No migrant rape gangs here. Pretty low crime. Nothing I would consider "nightmare-ish".
>everything you call "culture"
oh, you mean the culture that we have exported globally and is so ubiquitous that idiots like you just consider it generic? yeah we are pretty proud of that. Did you know that the busiest McDonalds in the world is in Paris?

lol get over yourself lil euro cringeboy

>>15789117
>"real" food
>that abomination of a pizza

>>15789143
Actually I take that back; even a baked lunchable looks more appetizing than that Italian cracker.

>italian pizza
>only popular in italy
>american pizza
>popular worldwide

>>15788743
italian food is just creative poorfag gruel

>>15789185
And American food is just gruel, fat and sugar mixed with industrial additives to allow people to stomach it

>>15788743
It's actually amazing how Italy is literally right next to France, but can't learn food presentation from them. Imagine spending money on Italian pizza.

>>15789183
uh bro? you weren't supposed to btfo them like that. americans are supposed to be polite.

>>15789143
>.t someone who never had authentic Italian pizza

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>>15789182
Amerifat hands typed this

>>15789183
Amerilards actually believe this.

>>15789248
Imagine spending money on stinky french fag's made shit.

>>15789246
Another ignorant Europoor :)

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>>15789281
Seethe.

>>15789053
>obsessed with americans
>obsessed with penises
>obsessed with children's penises
I already knew that you were European. There's no reason to keep going out of your way to prove it.

>>15789281
>shitalian coping this hard that his pizza is literally a joke

I think it's hilarious that the value of american pizza has so thoroughly undermined "authentic" "italian" pizza globally to the point where the vast majority of people who would pay $20+ for a neapolitan on the recommendation of some uppity food elitist would end up sorely disappointed with what they get.

>Hey Guido!
>Check this out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaXk_JHb5Rc&ab_channel=Paul79UF

>>15789318
>Amerifats actually believe this

>>15789281
0/10

>>15789331
Sounds like an Autechre track.

>>15789339
I don't need to believe demonstrable fact. Tell me how many massively successful global pizza chains made their fortune from serving neapolitan style pizza?

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>>15789360
Ive eaten at 3 pizza places in Japan. A domino's, a Japanese pizza restaurant, and an "Italian" one. The Italian was by far the worst experience.

>>15789318
>obvious wrong opinion of an amerilard who thinks some sugar and meat monstrosity from Domino's is in any way comparable or superior to real neopolitan pizza

>>15789402
Well I think it's pretty clear what this guy likes: "neopolitan" pizza and sucking penises.

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>>15789342
Seething, lmao.

>>15789281
>Defending italian "people"
Europeens really do need America to save them, it seems

>>15789360
>literally eats at corporate fast 'food' chains
yikes

>>15789402
>Can't afford, sugar or meat. Thinks it tastes like shit because his babushka only made pig knuckle gristle biscuits
Please, my sides keep on exploding. Make another green text, please!

>>15789486
12th generation Guido amerimutts aren't real Italians any more than plastic paddies are real Irish

>>15789486
Seethe.

>>15789499
>Please, my sides keep on exploding.
Because you are an Amerilard. You can't stop gorging on toxic junk food.

>>15789510
Irish heritage is not something to be proud of to begin with

>>15789545
Not Irish, but they are whiter than you mutt

>>15789510
Good, thank God they aren't "real" italians. Nothing worse than a "pizza pasta mama mia!" italian.

>>15789536
>gorging on toxic junk food
O LAWD DIS WHITE BOI IS A'IGHT
I begs you, cracka, keep saying fake shit.

>>15788815
>The invention of Spaghetti with meatsauce
The fuck do you think bolognese is you Amerimutt

>>15788743
Tomatoes originated in The America’s and were introduced into Yurop a few hundred years ago. So really, pizza is an American dish. YOU are the bastards.

>>15789601
If we're going by what flavors are imported from which country how long ago, I sure hope everybody enjoys eating exclusively Indian food because black pepper originally came from there.

>>15789254
Sorry, bro. Italians are shit at making Italian food. That’s why America fixed it for them, and the best Italian food is in Tokyo.

>>15789640
>Italians are shit at making Italian food
Ameritards really believe this

>>15789585
>The America’s a
Do your moobs jiggle when you laugh?

>>15789653
>moobs
Only a little, only a little. How many more pennies until your escape absolute poverty, midasir? 45, 46, maybe?

>>15788811
>A Chicago?
Yeah, we fight over whether it deserves to be called pizza or not.

>>15789668
Looks like a marinara soup in a dough bowl with a kilo of cheese congealed at the bottom. It's a fucking abomination.

>>15789717
Sounds about right.

>>15788807
Ham and pineapple is the traditional pizza flavour of Australia. But we also put beetroot and pineapple on our hamburgers as standard also I think the only country in the world who does such a wonderful thing.

>>15788743
>fuck up
improve*

>>15789318
>I think it's hilarious that the value of american pizza has so thoroughly undermined "authentic" "italian"
> People are willing to spend 20+$ on neapolitan pizza
> In the same sentence
Are you clinically retarded anon ?