/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15783636
Pizza with all the toppings.

>>15783636
No there is not

>>15783636
eggs
it contains everthing to make a creature.

Vibrant Health's Maximum Vibrance.
This stuff is insane.

>>15783636
Lembas.

>>15783636
isnt avocado the closest thing

>>15783636
a compact nutrient bar, something like pemmican. i wish dystopian food was real so you could eat 1-2 bars to meet your nutritional and caloric needs

>>15783645

>>15783636
Red meat

Beef.

>>15783771
*Including organs

>>15783636
cheesy potatos

>>15783636
Cum

>>15783777
Not according to some people. There are people who have eaten nothing but muscle meat for over 10 years and are healthy.
But if you want to get technical you could just say cow.
Cow is a food that would sustain you for your entire life. Or bison, any red meat.

>>15783636
FISH EGGS

>>15783668
this

egg and butter

>>15783668
no vitamin C

>>15783636
ass

>>15783936
Glucose competes with vitamin C receptors because they are of similar structure. Eating more carbohydrates inhibits your ability to absorb vitamin C so you need more.
I don't know about eggs, but beef does contain some vitamin C, it has been tested and confirmed, just not by the USDA.

>>15783636
Bread and other stuff made from enriched grains maybe?

The body of people who eat normally

>>15783636
Apparently this weirdo only ate mac and cheese for 17 years.
https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2019/10/16/florida-man-has-eaten-almost-nothing-but-mac-and-cheese-for-17-years/

>>15783636
water

>>15784006
Enriched food is food that was stripped of 99% of nutrients then they added back in 1%.

>>15783636
Ass

>>15783787

Sure, but not possible without supplementation.

>if eaten all by itself

>>15783995
The absolute state of keto tards

>>15783783
Came here to count the replies before cum.
Disappointed in you /ck, was expecting it to be first or second.

>>15784492
I know. When all you have is a hammer, all of your problems become nails

>>15783636
milk

>>15783636
Cinnamon Toast Crunch

>>15783745
Soylent exists. Now go live in a pod

I think I read it was potatoes

>>15783636
I don't know possibly gruel and grit? mothers milk?

>>15783636
If you could only eat one single thing, potatoes would keep you alive for decades without anything else.

If it can be made of multiple things, I'm sure you could make a nutritionally complete pizza or something.

>>15784925
Lol potatos wont keep you alive for more than a year.

Haggis

>>15783658
dog food

>>15783636
beans probably

>>15784082
He honestly doesnt look terrible.
It will probably catch up to him around 35 though

non-meme answer: buttered potatoes

>>15783636
https://voca.ro/1lGEs4q5sm1s

>>15783636
Anything sufficiently poisonous

>>15784082
that guy almost certainly posts here

>>15783636
The fruit of the tree of life.

>>15783636
Blueberry pemmican

Ricin beans

>>15784082
I can hear the "presenting to the emergency room" theme song already.

>>15787176
big brain take vocaroo anon

>>15783636
Burger.
Specifically, every burger, applying the most liberal definition of burger. Meat between two buns and any toppings I want.

Margherita pizza. I can fold it if I want it to feel light, I can stack it for thickness, I can always mash it down or strip it into more versatile ingredients for other meals.

more creative answer would be bruschetta but for the same reasons

Beer

>>15783636
Ensure
Sustagen

>>15783636
Water.

>>15783745
it's simply not possible physically. You'd need to eat a block of lard substance every single day, it can't be made smaller

>>15783636
Unironically human breastmilk

>>15783689
>Spirulina powder
Enjoy your liver failure.

>>15788217
I just checked and there's no iron in breastmilk, so I guess I was wrong

Hemp seeds. One of the few foods that has every amino acid humans need

>>15784492
>>15784542
Cope
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16118484/

>>15784453
>supplementation
So by "food" we mean just one type of meat cut from the same animal? So you could only choose for example ribeye OR heart or something? Seems like a really retarded way to quantify the rules when in reality if you slaughter a cow, that is a "food" which presents meat in many ways.

>>15783636
A whole cow is your best bed. If you have a never ending supply you can also produce dairy from it.

>>15783636
autophagy = self-eating. When you prolong fast you force your body to eat itself. That rejuventating process will make you live longer and healthier. So stop eating food. Thereby letting yourself be eaten by yourself.

>>15788868
so the fuck what. if you buy food at the grocery store as civilized people do you're presented with many options.

>>15784245
Lmao what? Look it up dude, I think you’re confused.

In a lot of places by law grains are enriched. This is to prevent like rickets and other vitamin deficiency diseases. Idk what you are on about.

>>15783636
>There is a single food you can eat that will sustain you for your entire life if eaten all by itself.
cheese pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTlgNpuszbs

>>15783645
Fpbp

taters

>>15790852
Who is this master chef?

I’ve read that it’s possible to get almost all of the nutrients you need from just milk and potatoes.

>>15788860
>15 year old paper
>Chinese scientists
>low impact factor journal
come back when you understand how to read journals kid. it's a lot more than just skimming abstracts

>>15784574
No protein

I think I could subsist on Kefir. Complete nutrition in one meal and I don't think I'd ever get sick of it.

>>15783668
>>15783936
lemon custard

>>15783745
Nutraloaf

https://youtu.be/Cfirwzi_Muc

>>15783745
Nutraloaf

https://youtu.be/Cfirwzi_Muc

fatty pieces of meat, like a ribeye. our bodies can breakdown fatty acids in place of carbs if needed

Quinoa. It has all our necessary amino acids, right?

>>15784082
>florida man
Of course

>>15783636
BBQ Pork Ribs.

For me it's fresh boogers

Fresh blood.

>>15783636
CUM

>>15783636
Cheesesteak Stromboli with red onions, black olives, extra sauce and provolone cheese

>>15783636
soylent

>>15783636
Stirfry with rice already does that

you can mostly eat whatever you want and survive to old age, the human body is very resilient

>>15794386
Oh yeah?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malnutrition

The Tomato.

>>15794396
no shit retard, you'll be unhealthy, prone to catching certain diseases and statistically die younger but you're not gonna die in your thirties unless you're literally not eating enough calories for your body to function

>>15783636
Beef

>>15787087
Correct

>>15783636
Pemmican.

>>15794407
Right, just try for example going without Vitamin C, see how that works out for you.

>Scurvy is a disease resulting from a lack of vitamin C (ascorbic acid).
>An estimated two million sailors died of scurvy between 1500-1800.

https://youtu.be/fstgOxlHxN4

>>15783706
not even close

I heard it's coconuts?