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15783089 No.15783089 [Reply] [Original]

>OMG, Anon. Your [X] is very good. Can you give me the recipe?
>Sure. Here it is.

A few weeks later:
>Hey, Anon. I made [X] following your recipe.
>How did it go?
>Well, I substituted X for Z, Y for W, I also added some β, and removed α because I didn't have any. I didn't come out very good.

>> No.15783256
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>>15783089
Mostly I dream about death.
Sometimes its nuclear annihilation, sometimes its small scale shootouts and hand to hand combat in urban situations.
But every know and then its personal and up close. Like last night,
I was invloved in a shootout at a warehouse by the docks. It seemed to be free for all and chaotic.I could hear sirens approaching.
It was down to me and my last foe.I was approaching from behind. He was wearing a full helmet and black gear, busy reloading his gun.
I closed in fast, he turned too late and I already had placed my heel behind his in a judo behind-leg-trip . As I was falling on top of him his helmet flew out and I realized it was a woman.
I knew I had to finish the job fast, the sirens were close. I suffocated the poor girl with her own red scarf, stuffing it hard down her throat and holding her mouth shut. Ugly business. Woke up as she gave her dying breath.

Anyway I hate it when people mess up my recipes yoo

>> No.15783892

>>15783256
heh

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>>15783256
Fair point but honestly for me it's The Mcdonalds Mc chicken. The tastiest flame broiled sandwich around.

>> No.15783937

>>15783089
I did that with my friend's breakfast casserole recipe, except it turned out awesome. She was horrified. I used sweet maple sausage instead of savory breakfast sausage, and instead of regular bread I had some stale pan dulce conchas hanging around, so i used them. I thought it was fucking delicious.

>> No.15784032

>>15783256
for me, its the mcchicken

>> No.15784656

>>15783937
Cant go wrong with maple sosig

>> No.15784686

>>15783089
Well, at least you were still able to give them a learning experience and show how important those ingredients are.

>> No.15785398

>>15784656
I don't even fuck with savory breakfast sausage anymore. It's maple or GTFO

>> No.15785482

>>15783937
>>15785398
I've never had a sweet sausage in my life, but it sounds repulsive.

>> No.15785512

>>15783089

>mom cooks every now and then growing up
>she's really bad at most of what she can cook
>every single time she makes something she experiments and does something different
>just eat whatever she makes she asks every time how it is
>say it's good no matter what she'll fucking lose it if I don't
>if I like it say it's REALLY, REALLY GOOD, WOW THIS IS AMAZING. MAN! YOU GOTTA DO THIS AGAIN. DO THIS LIKE THIS AGAIN. DO THIS EXACTLY THE SAME WAY! THIS WAS THE BEST IT'S EVER BEEN.
>the next time she makes it she changes it and it sucks
>never ever does something the same way twice

She taught me indirectly how I like to do it. Study the ever living fuck out of what I wanna do, find out how do it right, and do it that way every single time.