/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15778795
Opium

pigs in a blanket, chips and dips, jalapeño poppers, pizza rolls

Delsym on the rocks and a pack of cigarettes

>>15778809
Good ideas.
I might do a huge plate of egg salad sandwiches too for the girls

It's covid anon, you should not be congregating with others

>>15778816
>LAN party
>Girls

Well OP since you have a time machine and the ability to travel back to the early 2000's you might as well serve dodo burgers and t-rex steaks too

>>15778795
Mt. Dew and Doritos of course

>>15778816
>you have to eat all the eggs

>>15778816
why egg salad sandwiches specifically for the girls

>>15778859
>drinking from the propaganda punch bowl
dude stahp

>>15778795
Go to walmart and by a shitton of tendies, mozzarella sticks, wings, and shit like that. Make huge pot of pasta. Get a shitton of beer. Nobody will be complaining, and you can entertain 10 people for like $100 bucks

burritos

>>15778795
bro you know theres a fucking pandemic going on?

>>15778816
>girls

>>15778795
Pizza pockets are nice. If you want something more healthy just get some easy fruit. Stuff like grapes and berries. Also look into easy to eat finger food. The less oil the better. Greasy keyboards suck ass.

>>15778816
Anon, we all know there are no girls coming

>>15778859
>>15779288
and what? he's young, so are the other guys most likely.
In some parts of the world covid is not as rampant so people can just chill and the risk is very low

>>15779129

>>15778795
pizza and dimsum, stuff you can eat without using your fingers and mucking up keyboards

>>15779417
>he doesn't eat pizza with his hands

>>15778859
What of it? Covid has a 0.6% mortality rate.

There's basically no reason to take precautions against such a minimal risk.

>>15778795
1...2...3... HOT POCKETS!!!

>>15781530
I enjoyed your mom's hot pocket last night

>>15778795
I'd make a massive pot of chili and rice if you're having people stay for a while, if you want to give people an actual meal.

Otherwise, fuck it. Oven fries, samosas, spring rolls, tendies etc.

Are LAN parties still a thing?

>>15781610
If having guests over then they should be thoughtful enough to bring food.

>>15778795
Can't going wrong with Pizza, senpai.

>>15778795
Why is there a gurl?

>>15781610
If they're staying at your place and not bringing food and drinks then they're not worthy of staying at your place.

>>15779119

Pizza really does add to the aesthetic. I'd order a bunch, get them to chip in, and have some of those other snacks on hand just in case. Cold press coffee in a pitcher is easy to do, too. Just add ground coffee to water, let sit overnight then strain. Probably cheaper than getting a bunch of energy drinks and not full on diabetes juice like soda.

>>15778859
You're a faggot

>>15779288
You're a faggot

>>15778795
For those types a tub of lube like crisco and some condoms.

>>15778816
>girls
Anon u do know that they are not real women and never will be, right?

>>15779116
This.

>>15781811
this, maybe contribute something but don't provide all the food yourself
if they're gonna suck your power and internet for 12 hours they ought to at least bring a box of something and some soda

>>15781847
i am a man. i am straight.
therefore, if it makes me hard, it's a woman

>>15781858
just realized this definition excludes most transwoman, oh well, gotta gatekeep a little otherwise shit goes south real fast

>>15779116
classic

>>15778802
more like, copium

>>15778795
totino's pizza rolls tm

>>15778816
A feminine penis doesn’t count as female

>>15778816
Oh yeah boy get those brap factories going full throttle

>>15781847
I wonder if i'll ever see a thread without someone talking about trannys again

>>15781918
Nope.

>>15781918
Tranny's are based.
What kind of fag wouldn't want a cum hungry trans gf to pound and suck dry?

>>15781870
>more like, coomium

>>15778816
can someone post the eggs thread

>>15781858
Baste

>>15778816
imagine the rancid smell of the farts afterwards haha

>>15781992
>anon describes their own room

>>15778795
Somebody once said on another thread this photo was posted on in like /g/ that they knew this was an Australian LAN party from one specific object in the photo but I've never figured out what. Any idea?

>>15781935
>>15781918
>>15781858

>>15782035
why do you love trannies so much

>>15782068
Livestream ur inevitable suicide please.

Should i impose a shoes off policy?

>>15778816
IF any girls appear, you are brap maxxing them, will you accept the consequences?

>>15782015
If you look at the exif data it turns out this image has been flipped upside down

>>15778795
video games are for children.

wtf is this 2004 again?

>>15782270
i wish

>>15779112
underrated post

>>15778795
Giant subs (they sell them at grocery stores)
Pizza (Costco especially)
Spaghetti with meat sauce
Meatball subs (buy a bag of pre cooked meatballs, simmer them in marinara sauce for hours before, and serve them with hot dog buns and mozzarella cheese)
Chili dogs (simmer the hot dogs in a pot and cook canned chili and put the buns in a closed metal or ceramic container in the oven to warm them, diced onions and cheese optional)

>>15778795
How long is the lan party going for, you're going to have to pace the food, but like one anon stated >>15782494 COSTCO pizza if there's one near you, have someone pick up fresh pies or if you guys don't mind and have a fridge, store them in there and toaster oven or microwave them. Giant subs the type prepared for catering would be superb, stored in a fridge and ready to eat too.

my ass

>>15778816
Wanna get something for the girls only? CHEESECAKE, trust me.

>>15781939

>>15782079
oh wow you convinced me im a tranny! dumb retard