/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you're not real, you're just in my head, you're not real

Is this a myth? I eat that almost every day, never get any complaints

I once made spicy salsa and accidentally put too much garlic.
Had garlic breath for the whole week bud damn it was a good salsa.

>>15777287
I eat garlic and onion everyday, often raw, no one cares.

>>15777287
you dont immediately start smelling, it doesnt work like that. you already smelled bad before the onions.

>>15777287
I cooked my lunch and went to the gym after and stunk up the locker with garlic. I always forget that it clings to you when you cook it

Women love man who's smell like garlic

That's why you never get laid
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0195666315300787

I literally never go a day without consuming onions and/or garlic.

>>15777298
when I eat raw garlic my breath is very powerful and spicy. I have to drink cardamom tea and chew some cloves to hide it.

>>15777287
>lean in real close
>exhale
>yeeaaaaahhssssss hooooooowwww caaahn you teeeeeeehhhl

>>15778765
like most people who have a healthy lifestyle

I shower once every 2 weeks, so the onion smell is pretty much completely overpowered by the other smells

>>15777287
implying a woman would dare get within 20ft of me

>>15777287
my garlic braps aren't too bad but my onion braps can kill at least 4 Jews

>>15777287
I drink a gallon of milk a week, eggs on the regular, and the allium family is a staple of my diet. I once ate like 100 white castle burgers over like 3 weeks. I stink up the bathroom like a horny Pepe Le Pew when it crosses my path.

I'm not even as bad as my mom and sister who are absolute brap factories. Whoever thought women don't fart never met my family. And they have no shame about it, too.

>>15779290
>gallon of milk a week
One, milk doesn’t make you smell. Two, a gallon a week is pretty average for a huwite male

>>15777287
Every day until you like it

>>15777287
Brush teeth and floss, make sure to take a shower before going out and use deodorant ANON.

>>15779784
Deodorant gives you cancer. I bet you use shampoo too you gorilla nigger retard

>>15777287
>>15779115
>>15779290
try doing a water fast for a week and smell the literal toxic shits you produce. It's awe inspiring

>>15779412
>a gallon a week is pretty average for a huwite male
Most white adults don't even drink milk outside of the scant milk they have in coffee. Race-obsessed virgins don't represent white males.

>>15779784
>floss
literal meme, sharts are obssed with flossing yet eurobulls have healthier teeth

>>15779987
Why would adults stop drinking milch, it’s cheap and tastes good

>>15780032
That's your personal preference. I find milk and sweets in general cloying. I'd rather have water or black coffee.

>>15777287
someone didn't wear their maskie mask today. this is going on your permanent record next time anon!

>>15777287
Why yes, my breakfast consist of onion rings and fried garlic. How could you tell?

>>15780046
>coffee
Imagine needing stimulants to function

Yes.

>>15780078
I don't need it to function.

>drink too much steel reserve
>haven’t eaten all day
>eat two huge expired gas station bean & cheese burritos slathered in very spicy hot sauce
>pass out wasted
>awoken suddenly far too early
>blast out a massive fart immediately followed by a thick liquid stream of burning shit
>desperately have to pee this whole time
>after a disturbingly long time it ends with another huge, painful fart
>sometime before this I had started peeing and I notice just as it beings spilling down my legs since due to my hurried posture my dick was sticking right at the gap between the rim and seat
>the smell hits me
>waddle to the sink and dry heave
>eventually clean up and finish off the leftover 40
>4am

I’m pretty sure garlic and onions would have helped with the smell next time, thanks for the tip OP!

..and tuna. So my pits smell like garlic and onion and my piss smells like fish.

>>15777287
>made some stirfry the other night
>smell like burnt oil and garlic alll throughout today
fuck bros why does the smell never go away? even after 2 showers i still catch hints of it

>>15780272

>>15779784
I don't know what do tell buddy you sweat it out.

>>15779987
almost everyone i know drinks milk and i myself do drink about a gallon a week, sometimes less

>>15779973
You bet sister.

>>15779987
>t. non-white who gets projectile shits from drinking a cup of milk

>>15779973
>he doesn't use aluminum free deodorant, fluoride free toothpaste, and natural shampoo,
literally ngmi