/ck/ - Food & Cooking

well for one you should choose a brand that doesn't donate money to providing court ordered gender reassignments to 5 year olds

which is difficult because kombucha by it's nature is manufactured by queers. But you should #1 not drink it every day unless you enjoy shitting your pants
#2 brew dr. island mango is pretty good
it's not just SOUR like the GTS ones are

>>15774789
>well for one you should choose a brand that doesn't donate money to providing court ordered gender reassignments to 5 year olds
sorry i actually didn't know this. i'll stop buying theirs. and they all seemed better for 2-3 servings, not the whole bottle everyday

>>15774767
how do you know what piss tastes like

>>15774767
Kombucha tastes like it went bad

What's the health benefits?

>>15774767
I like it, its sour and bubbly and sweet

>>15774798
This is the one I'm drinking right now
It's from Portland so its still probably a gay owned company but it comes with the territory
If you like beer you'll like this brand, they taste like beer with sweet fruit flavors mixed in
Like something actually brewed and not just juice that was left out too long

>>15774838
It has live probiotics good for your gut flora so it gets rid of belly bloat and makes you take big dumps

I only drink it 2x a week

>>15774834
Not him but drinking out of piss bottles in the dark is the most awful experience you can have.

>>15774838
probiotics

this one is pretty top tier

it just tastes like ginger ale on steroids

>>15774789
>providing court ordered gender reassignments to children
still unreal how this is a thing. evil

>>15774767
That's not how you are going to unblock your chakras bro. Believe me, I've been meditating for several weeks now in order to see/hear the succubus I summoned (mind blowing sex let me tell you), but what you need to know is that you can only unblock the chakras through meditation. It's the only way.
You start off by laying down in bed, get into a comfy position, and you empty your mind. You basically don't think of anything and you body begins to vibrate and soon go numb. This is where the skin wagon gets the bang bang and that succ you summoned will help unblock those chakras if you of course ask her to.
After a while of these meditations, you will get closer and closer to this spirit and hopefully be able to get some real bang bang in the bed time when you can actually see/hear her. Fantastic stuff let me tell you. Anyway, this tea won't fucking work, you are better off meditating, detoxing that pineal gland using iodine NO COCAINE.
Weed seems cool around spirits too so that might make your experience pretty rad.
Drink water.

>>15774767
You're supposed to make your own.

>>15774834
kek

>>15774869
the problem starts with having pissbottles

>>15774767
Piss isn't so bad

>>15774983
Never let someone try to invalidate you if you make a slippery slope argument
This is exactly what everyone warned would happen once gay marriage became legitimized and a decade later this where it's gotten us
"Where does it end" not here apparantly

>>15774767
I've drank both cute girl piss and kombucha and while I enjoyed both I can tell you right now, definitively that they didn't taste similar at all.

>>15774767
Flying Embers hard kombucha dude. If you're gonna drink fizzy piss at least get buzzed off of it.

>>15774767
Bullshit. Piss is salty, kombucha is not.

>>15774767
Yeah don't buy the bottled stuff. They have to pasteurize it so fermentation doesn't continue indefinitely and as a result they have few if any active cultures. Make your own and don't support faggot companies.

>>15774983
It’s not. It’s literally a right wing straw man

GINGERADE BEST FLAVOR FIGHT ME FAGGOTS

>>15776642
nice try kike

>>15776651
The cayenne-limonade one was pretty amazing but gingerade is also top tier, no argument there

Strongly recomend making your own, I like it more sour than the store brands and flavorcombinations are endless

>>15774880
This shit tastes awful, stevia ruins everything it touches

>>15776990
This story is about a 15 year old, not a 5 year old. And the court isn’t ordering the transition, they are denying the father’s right to stop it.

>>15777937
there is legally no difference between a 15 and 5 year old. children cannot consent you pedophile scum
I hope you get thrown off a building for your beliefs if you think children having gender reassignments is ok

>>15777937
15 year old isn't an adult and the father should have parental control to make sure their child doesn't ruin their life by chopping off their dick or undergoing surgery. At least until they're 18.

But this isn't food.

>>15774983
Anyone who says “le slippery slope” is a fallacy after all the shit that’s happened with the tranny insanity these last few years is a disingenuous liar.

>>15776642
Prove it.

>>15774767
Having willingly been pissed on, I can safely say OP is a liar.

>>15777937

I thought this was going to be a thread about fermented tea.

>>15777997
>thread about kombucha
>instantly becomes about trannies and fags

pottery

>>15777958
The case was about puberty blockers and hormone treatment, not SRS.

>>15778063
equally detrimental
>dude it was about heroine not fentanyl get it right!

>>15774767
You should make your own and drink it once every other two or three days. Wait at least a month before health benefits.

>>15778063
You will never be a woman.

>>15777980
Not that I should expect you guys to actually read the articles before going to your right wing outrage circle jerk, but this case was a dad trying to win sole custody of his child to prevent her from socially identifying as a female (no medical treatment). The court granted the parents joint custody.

Any time you get a massive trend denigrating a group of people on 4chan I just assume that its chantards in denial.

Example: 4chan was flooded by reddit refugees in 2016. Thus, chantards are obsessed with demarcating themselves as not-from-reddit (even tho most are).

I think it's the same with the recent transfixion on trannies. Most of you guys want to dress up as little girls and have your penis duct taped up your ass. Nothing wrong with that, but I'm tired of having to watch your internal conflict played out on a cooking board.

>>15778125
>(no medical treatment)

Well yeah that will kick in once HE turns 10 and the mother will get him on puberty blockers because she is a child abusing cunt

>>15778130
My point was that “court ordered gender reassignments to children” is a right wing strawman. Based on the examples in this thread, that seems to be accurate.

>>15778063
This is how “fact checkers” operate lmao

You need to work for The New York Times, maybe you can run ground game for the debunked 1619 Project too

>>15778145
See
>>15778063

Or is that not gender reassignment

>>15778129
More like trannies are hyper online losers who have hijacked many internet communities and have been actively trying to recruit other vulnerable losers on 4chan.

The lash back is natural. They’re walking freak shows and it’s funny, your Reddït armchair psychologist pseudoscience comes off as trying way too hard to sound smart.

>>15778125
>>15778129
>>15778145
the SAME EXACT FAGGOT
go away, nobody wants to hear about your bloody crotch wound you fucking queer

>>15778145
>right wing strawman
>this is your health secretary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krf0Cm-FKro

well shit i was going to comment on finally trying Synergy properly and not having a problem with the taste but willing to try some other alternatives listed here but ofcorse it gets shit up by kikes and peado's.

>>15777937
>>15778063
>>15778125
>>15778129
>>15778145

>>15778239
its ok bro, the tranny is gone now I think
lets talk about teas and just ignore him if he comes back

>>15778165
I posted
>>15778129
And
>>15777997

I came here to talk about fermented tea

>>15778129
>phenomena explodes in popularity prompting people to discuss it online
>DURR ME THINK THIS MEAN YOU WANT TO CUT OFF DINKER DURR

Yeah, and everyone who used the word faggot online is a closeted homo too right?

Literally kill yourself you disingenuous piece of shit.

>>15778309
yep. that anon was spot on.

seek therapy

>>15778341
>tranime posting in response

Why am I not surprised.

PS: actual women despise you and don’t want you around them.

>>15778304
It's honestly impossible to take anything you say seriously because you don't like trump, and people who don't like trump are idiots

feels like a 5 year old is trying to hurt my feelings or something, it's cute more than anything how unbothered I am but you're trying so hard to be taken seriously

>>15778304
>I came here to talk about fermented tea
so how about you start doing that instead of ranting about your donald trump obsession you stupid faggot

>>15778412
I can't take anything you say seriously because you're a newfag who's part of group of people who started coming here in 2016 (uninvited) and destroyed our indigenous culture.

This is a board for weebs that like food and cooking. Not somewhere to externalise your inner demons.

I came here to talk about fermented tea

>>15778412
Super based

>>15778439
>smart phones become more popular
>redditors see funny screen caps on /r/4chan and flood this site
>REE DRUMPF DID THIS

Sorry sweetie, the fact check just doesn’t line up. Your graph in no way proves your hypothesis.

In fact as someone who has actually been here and never had a reddït or discord account, off topic banter has always been a part of Chan culture and sperging the fuck out about people saying tranny is something reddït invaders started.

Sorry white liberals, your bad data and lies just got Fact Checked.

>>15778466
I’d say it’s more 4G LTE and faster mobile speeds made online browsing more viable, but you’re right.

The ratio of online data shifting towards mobile devices is a trend all across the internet, not just 4chan and certainly not exclusive to Trump voting Americans.

What a bizzare argument.

>>15778439
>I came here to talk about fermented tea
and yet you continue to fail at doing so

STOP REPLYING TO ME FAGGOT

>>15778466
Go back to where you came from

>>15778439
>>15778466
That graph is from a defunct scam site that sold fake "analytics data" and shut down after people started demanding their money back. Someone actually paid money for that junk data based largely on what appears to be consumer electronic sales.

>>15778490
LOL and now this same faggot is spewing his shit and crying in another thread

>>15774767
I brew my own and make it to my taste. Cheaper and better than these $5 bottles. GT trilogy is good but not worth the money. The owner is a fag but he is very /biz/ and has made a killing.

>>15778282
I’m actually not trans. I’m a white guy, married to a ciswoman with two white sons. I’m just a liberal, or a coastal elite if you will. And I’m still here, just waiting to hear an argument worth responding to (I don’t think one will be forthcoming).

>>15779071
>coastal elite

lol maybe in your own head, the people at the top of the pyramid have convinced you you’re an “elite” while they give you peanuts hahahaha

>>15779071
>ciswoman

Oh yeah, the word is fucking woman. I’d smash your jaw if you said that shit in front of my wife.

Stop erasing women for the hubris of trannies.

>>15777305
Got any recommendations for 2F flavors? I'm a few months into brewing and the only batches I've made that are better than store bought have been mango+ginger, cherry+lime, and rasberry+lemon+ginger.

>>15778145
Is the 40% maybe 55% by now? Wonder what happen under the covid lockdown for a lot of you guys.

i prefer clearly kombucha. they are much less sweet, very sour, but the flavors are good. i like the black currant flavor. just a few drops of stevia or monkfruit boosts the sweetness and the flavor profile.

>>15775023
Based and spiritpilled

>>15776642
It's literally not, you lying sack of shit. GTS very openly makes donations to organisations involved in helping underage children mutilate their bodies before their brains are even fully formed, all in the name of progressiveness and being woke for points.

>>15779168
How is that erasing women? Theres no logic there

>>15780666
ah, the devil lost focus and revealed his true form

women do not need to be qualified, they just exist. There is only one kind of woman

>>15779168
trans rights are human rights

what

>>15780742
the only right people have in relation to trannies is free speech to be able to call them what they are. MEN

i dont believe youve ever tasted piss. im calling you out.

Not Kombucha, but I make a fizzy drink using Apple Cider vinegar.

1 heaping tsp ascrobic acid aka vitamin c powder

1 heaping tsp baking soda

100 ml Apple Cider vinegar

1 litre cold distilled water

To change things up, try other vinegars: maple vinegar, coconut vinegar, plum vinegar, etc.

>>15777937
Still a minor. If the 15 year old was smart enough to make decisions for itself then it should be able to have sex with a 30 year old male and not have it classified as statutory rape.

>>15780836
that sounds pretty good. i make a little health drink in the morning(some ginger, cayenne, vinegar, honey, turmeric). i always just mix with club soda, never thought of adding baking soda to make it fizz naturally

>>15780844
I used to buy 4L club soda too until I learned to make my own fizzy drinks with baking soda and vinegar/vitamin c. I never sweeten, but I might add some honey or an alt sweetener.

its not bad has a sweet tartiness strong carbonation and it has a nice pickle juice flavor after taste...pretty good shit.

>>15779949
>friend with benefits
Why they gotta sexualize the kombucha wtf

i have a friend that makes his own kombucha and it's way better than the gts stuff