/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15771717
grub what you love

What kind of retards do you associate with?
Yes people will say it smells good. Everyone loves the smell of onions in a pan. But everyone also knows it’s onions in a pan, not something special.

Onions are fucking disgusting. Especially when cooked.

>>15771740
people generally try find excuses to say something nice

>>15771717
>>15771740
it's a strong enough smell in a living space that it calls attention to itself, it's not a weird thing to comment on, and it's a beloved smell that is often the first step in making something delicious. maybe if they think you live off frozen food and takeout, they might see this as you more cooking-a-meal-proper, and even if this is an everyday thing for you, it opens you to have a conversation either on what you're planning to do in the kitchen, or more generally what you like to do in the kitchen. have fun.

>>15771734
Me to the right checking that booty

>>15771769
Based and wholesome pilled, anon. Keep it up.

>>15771769
>it's not a weird thing to comment on
The smell? No it isn’t.
But someone remarking “I didn’t know you were a chef” because you have onions in a pan is just bizarre.

>>15771750
why do humans do that? not human just wondering

>>15771787
>But someone remarking “I didn’t know you were a chef” because you have onions in a pan is just bizarre.
No, what's bizarre is the amount of autism required for someone to get weirded out by an hyperbolic compliment meant to serve as a conversation opener, like >>15771769
said.

>>15771787
it only seems bizarre to you because you presumably know how to cook but it's hard to underscore how much even basic cooking seems like pure sorcery to average people

>>15771787
you are completely missing the point of the post and i'd assume you struggle with real life social interaction too. good lord.

>>15771818
It's part of their social conditioning.
Remember the behaviour of apes you saw in xenobiology? It's like that, but with an added layer of complexity.

>>15771717
>pull cookies from oven
>roommates immediately come out into the kitchen
>"hey anon whats up? how've you been? seems like you're keeping busy..."

>>15771769
After all its your choice.

>>15773193
>roommates
What kind of third world hell is this?

>curry smells waft down the hallway for the 365rd time this month

>>15773282
America

>>15773290
>somebody on my floor badly burnt fish for the second time this week

>>15773330
Imagine if she was naked and facing the other way. I'd lock her shit pipe even if it was shitty

>>15771717
Mmmmm anon that bread is so fresh it’s only been posted 9,001 fucking times

>>15771769
based. My family loves the smells in the house from when i cook.

>>15773355
You should cook you're boyfriend's shit and seamen

>>15771734

>>15773290
>>15773330
I'm so fucking glad I'm not in college anymore

>>15773413
Bit now youre have become reddit

>>15773417
same

>>15771750
This is a lie. No one says nice things to me.

>>15774293
You're a wonderful human being with potential for whatever you want to achieve!