/ck/ - Food & Cooking

for the experience, sure.

the $10 sprite is the only offensive thing I see on here

>>15766159
Why is spaghetti in suspicious quotations?

>>15766159
>auto $900 tip

>>15766180
>$15 french fries
>$10 voss water
> ""spaghetti""

>>15766191
That's a service charge. Tip is not included. Also there is a Cisco delivery fee that's on the back. And don't forget energy and insurance.

>>15766196
sounds like california

>>15766159
>"spaghetti"
What did they mean by this?

>>15766159
what's a golden tomahawk?

>>15766203
It literally says Florida on it. Are you a Canadian or a non white?

>>15766159
Not even if I was a millionaire.

>>15766207
its a tomahawk that the kitchen pisses on

>>15766207
Exactly what you think it is

>>15766159
>2 Corn for $38
>2 Spinach for $38

>>15766181
Because its ”Spaghetti”

>>15766211
I'm a californian who made a joke about how california sucks my fucking balls, which was too high IQ for your ESL spic ass to get.

>>15766239
You sure are

>>15766253
>y-you sure are
you must be 18 years old to use this site, paco

>>15766239
Que?¿
No speke espagnol!!!¡¡ home depot is eh not here. Comprende senioritta?¿¿¿

>>15766159
Wtf is a Golden Tomahawk?

The most grievous thing here is
>A service charge has been added for your convenience
>for your convenience

What convenience? In what meaning of the word is trying to swindle away $900 in bs costs 'convenience'? Is this some weird covert threat where they ambush you outside of the restaurant, beat you up and take your money, but you can buy off this treatment 'for your convenience'?

Absolutely not, and that's not even snobbery at paying for expensive food. I'll happily plonk down 200-300 for a nice tasting menu from a Michelin-starred place with a chef or a cuisine I'm interested in. But shit like JW Blue and the champagne is pretty meme-tier and suffers incredible mark-up in a place like this, as is a bunch of *shrug*-tier steaks covered in gold leaf.

I mean, if you've got don't give a fuck money then who am I to say what to do with it, but there's nothing about this food or "experience" that sells me on its value even a little bit.

Maybe I'm just too poor to understand but I don't get the appeal. I get going to a fine dining restaurant if you're getting dishes you couldn't possibly reproduce at home, but this all looks pretty basic. Oysters? Mashed potatoes? Steak? Come on.

>>15766218
>Not even if I was a millionaire.
what if you were a billionare?

>>15766283
>Wtf is a Golden Tomahawk?
it's pretty self explanatory, actually

>>15766226
>>15766306
Yeah but what IS it

>>15766438
Just a tomahawk ribeye with gold leaf

>>15766438
t*rkroaches proving why their race is literally used as an insult in multiple languages

>put a piece of gold leaf that costs $2 on food
>raise price by $200

It doesn't even taste of anything. How does someone like salt bae get up in the morning knowing he'll have to keep doing the same schtick for the rest of his life.

>>15766451
it's a steak with 20$ in gold leaf on it they charge 1000 for

>>15766180
>#saltbae passion

>>15766496
A few testimonials from people who have met him seem to imply he is a narcissistic cunt, so he's probably just psyched to stay in the spotlight so long

>>15766218
>>15766301
Warren Buffet probably wouldn't.

>>15766159
Yes. I take my IG famous gf there all the time. Bill always comes out to over 1k

>>15766239
What's keeping you from moving to a maga utopia like Arkansas or Mississippi?

>>15766159
Looks like some weird african dollars so that's about 20 USD.

Check out this thing.
I've had family and friends that used to travel and knew that I liked collecting currency and stamps. Guess what this is worth now, 0.0 except maybe to another collector.

We'll just split a sprite, thanks.

>>15766565
haha your gf is a whore i hope the bunda is worth it

>>15766705
That goes well with vodka or gin.

>>15766159
>38 bucks for corn, mashed taters and spinach respectively

>>15766159
10 bucks for a fucking sprite do rich people really??

>>15766555
Buffet love of McDonald's is well-documented.

>>15766496
>How does someone like salt bae get up in the morning knowing he'll have to keep doing the same schtick for the rest of his life
Money and the suckers that willingly throw their money at him to see him do the schtick. If i gave you a retarded amount of money to salt my steak you would do it

>>15766687
Brainlet here why dont they just cut 10 zeroes every time. Problem solved???

>>15766159
>espresso 5.95

was expecting more expensive 2bh

>crab
>shrimp
>sweet corn
>one steak obscenely priced above the other entrees
>Vin Doré 24K Gold De Brut
This was clearly a rapper/athlete and his entourage.

I'd go there and order a coffee, for the privilege of gawking at people who pay to eat gold leaf.

>>15767026
printing and distributing has nothing to do with money value

>>15766283
>What convenience?
The convenience of not having your waiter spit in your food. Most restaurants only add forced gratuity if you bring in a fuckload of people. I also sometimes see it on deliveries and at buffets but generally only in areas with demographics that are known not to tip.

>>15766159
I'd get the espresso and then sip it while walking the .8 miles to the McDonalds and get a McChicken instead.

>>15766159
what the fuck is meat sushi?

>>15766159
>JW Blue
What a fucking rip off

and thats as close as your EVER going to get

EL

OH

FUCKING

EL

>>15766498
Do you eat the gold leaf?

>>15766159
>$50/plate oysters
>$50/plate shrump
>$10 Sprite
>$15/plate French Fries
What the fuck

>>15767324
I was also wondering that so I hit up Google images & YT and from what I can tell there are a few different preparations that the restaurant does but by and large it's beef seared with a torch and topped with stuff to overpower the meat which seems to defeat the purpose in exactly the way slathering fish in mayo does. I wonder if the rice he puts it on is even vinegared.

>>15766687
go look them up on ebay. it's worth more as a collectors item than it ever was worth as currency. I have some and I am a quadrillionaire.

>>15766159
Nope, because I'm not a nigger that drinks Sprite or likes my meat wrapped in gold foil.

>1000/person

>>15766159
$6 for a post meal espresso? Fuck that ironically Hebrew extortion, I'm dashing.

>>15766159
What dish could '1 "Spaghetti"' be?!

>>15767687
Beef cut into thin noodle like strips.

>>15767687
just one strand

I get that rich people don't care about money but don't they feel a little bit disrespected when someone just blatantly rips them off like a dirty little pay pig?

>>15766159
>$2500 on two items
I would do the rest but fuck something that overpriced. Even if I had a million dollars I would never spend $1000+ on something I was going to enjoy for 10 minutes

>>15767687
1 (one) cum rope

>>15766159
If I had like a few hundred million in the bank and was bored and wanted to impress a super hot chick or something, I dunno, maybe. Eh, still, probably not.

>>15767780
>I would do the rest
it says it at the bottom

>>15766159
why do they overcharge so much for the sides and drinks when everything else is more than expensive enough to make up for it
just jewry right there, 30 bucks for 2 orders of french fries? a 5lb bag of potatoes is like 5 bucks

>>15767804
It's african zimdollars, they're meaningless, don't think that they're USA dollars.

>>15766159
I don't eat shellfish, so no.

>>15767804
It's far more of a reflection of everything else that goes into a business like this than it is a matter of everyday markup. A restaurant like this pays quite a bit more for waitstaff, hostesses, etc. than your average diner, which is to say that a hostess or waiter at Olive Garden won't be making anywhere close to what someone from this kind of place would be making. Not only that, this kind of restaurant will never have to worry about some midwestern salt of the earth coming in and wondering why their hard-earned farming dollars can't get them more than a side of mashed potatoes, the same way that the penthouse suit in NYC doesn't have to worry about some Taco Bell employee coming in and complaining about the cost of a bridal suite.

>>15767833
hostesses with the mostestes, those big boobies draw in the crowd.

>>15767833
Penthouse nor playboy does that in NYC anymore, they all got busted and went west coast.

>>15766306
I always knew ribery was a retard

>>15767841
Not so much that, it's just that some highbrow restaurateur doesn't want some buxom, midwestern blonde throwing "ya'll" at their customers when they're paying tens of thousands in rent every month for some choice, downtown property.

>>15767856
Gotta bring in the hardcore crowd.

>>15767828
shalom brother

>>15767804
it keeps the riff raff out. they don't want Karen&friends to come drink a coffee while hoping to see george clooney, unless they shell 100$ each for the "experience".

>>15767856
>midwest
>y'all

What?

>>15767878
hahaha get the fuck outta Dodge

>>15766239
wtf hahaha fucking retard

>>15767878
>y'all
Not even.
>ya'll

>>15766283
They put it on there for large parties because certain people don’t tip. It’s not racism btw, it’s a fact

itt poorshit cope

>ITT: a lot of “omg overpriced bullshit”
They aren’t selling steak. They’re selling exclusivity.
Believe it or not, there’s a big market for it.
True exclusivity can’t be bought; I guarantee whatever rapper whose bill this was would be rejected from joining a fine country club.
So you end up with this market of trash-with-money.
That’s who’s willing to pay $1000 dollars for a gold-leaf steak made by a chef who’s currently internet-famous.
I can’t blame the restaurant at all; I’d love to spend all day selling these people $1000 steaks.
It’s no different than how people like this will easily pay $10grand+ for a private table at whatever the trendy nightclub at the moment is in a major city.

>>15767413
Yeah it has no flavor

>>15767949
This just looks depressing :(

>>15766159
>1 Sprite
>$10.00
I'd never fall for this shit.

>>15767833

Not to bust your balls but some midwest farmers could buy that place out like its an ordinary sat night at the concordia hall.

They wouldn't want to go there, but still...

>>15766159
I have the strong feeling I could get a drastically better meal at a non-meme, upscale steakhouse for half or a third of the price.

>>15766180
$38 for potatoes or corn?

>>15766239
holy

https://www.nusr-et.com.tr/en/home.aspx#slide

No prices on the menu. No spaghetti either, so that likely explains the quotation marks. Wrapping a steak in gold foil is so extra

>>15768863
>>15768799
Looking at the actual food, I'd agree with this.

>>15766159
Must suck to be a Californian.

>>15766159
>”spaghetti”

>>15766159
>"spaghetti"

Also not surprised this is brickell, one the supposedly nicest areas in Miami. Last visit there for work a few weeks ago i watched some dudes get marched out of la granja in cuffs while i waited for my lomo saltado and ceviche. Later the perps friends or something came back and were asking about the cameras or something, not too sure my spanish isnt great. When i left the homeless guy outside asked for money and and saluted me because i was wearing a green hat. The parking for one night in my hotel was almost 50 dollars.

Better off just going to el palacio de los jugos and getting a medianoche with some jugo de piña and enjoying it right next to the scrap metal joint next door.

This state is true chaos once you get past the pompano rest stop on the turnpike

>>15766159
That's it. Spoiled Long pork is on the menu now

This explains the spaghetti in quotes

>1 "spaghetti"

>>15769804
I can only imagine from the description that it is cut very thin. Which then makes me angrier that some would pay 80 bucks for a ruined pulled strip.

>>15766159
Uhh, Ma'am. I think there is something wrong with out receipt. There is this 18% service charge on it? I was expecting this meal to cost me 889 dollars and 72 cents less.

>>15766159
Fuck no. I can see just by the price of the sprite that this shit is overcharged, and also I wouldn't drink sprite at all.

Frankly I'd rather eat six thousand dollars worth of abalone and mudcrab anyway, not a fucking steak covered in more gold than a persian man with a fetish for being pissed on. I mean honestly, a fucking tomahawk steak? Really, cunt I can get that shit for a pub special, I'm not spending a fortune on one just because it's got fucking meme-leaf. For six thousand dollars I want to eat gorilla hearts. I want to eat dolphin flank. I want fried bald eagle coated in eleven herbs and spices, with some peyote sauce. Some Tasmanian snowberry jam. Not fucking meme-leaf and basic bitch corn that's almost forty dollars for two. Fucking corn. Cunt I grow corn. I bet it's not even a colourful corn like anasazi.

>>15766487
fuck you its typical wall street secret menu shit
its literally as white as you can get you dumb cunt

Fuck Miami
Fucking degenerate scum with money

not even a jealous poorfag, but why the fuck would you go there? just to instagram it?

>>15766159
What the fuck is a service charge and why is it 900?

>>15766180
>$80 spaghetti

>>15770772
A forced tip. And it’s customary for a forced tip to be 18%. Very common

>>15769804
holy fuck, what am i even looking at?

>shortribs: 120 for 2, 180 for 3, 240 for 4, 320 for 5
>320 for five
>320
>not 300 going up in $60 increments

>fresh arugula salad
>fresh in front of anything as a descriptor, EVER

>not just saying “SIDES: 20” and making all sides 20 instead of the errant $15 french fries

nigger what in the absolute FUCK. i would like to see a vid of them covering that steak in gold leaf hecause gold leaf is fucking impossibly difficult to work with.. id bet its done in a special room with zero air movement whatsoever cause it does actually look pretty sweet

>>15766159
>10 dollar sprite
I don't think this represents good value for money

>>15769804
>>15770812
>ribs for 5 cost an extra $20 because you don't want your friends to think you're a poorfag

>>15770829
dude its the entire menu format thats triggering

>shortribs: 120 (feeds two, +60 for each additional guest up to 5)

who designed this menu, a 5 year old?

>>15770835
worse, a turk

>>15770840
oh, it all makes sense now. why do turks love gold and cologne so much bros?

>>15766159
Impressive. My head chef is only at about $260 for all of the booze he orders after each shift.

>>15766159
$10 for sprite? did someone have walk to the circle K to get that?
1 "spaghetti" (so called).

>>15771377
Clearly it’s Sprite Private Reserve.
It’s okay; I wouldn’t expect a poorfag to have heard of it.

you can literally eat at a 3 star Michelin restaurant for 1/5-1/10 of the price. it just so happens that a narcists runs this restaurant and people actually buy into his delusions of grandeur

>>15766239
That hated him because he spoke the truth. He didn't say it was california, he said it sounds like california.
If a fart sounds like a duck and you point it out, you're not saying it's a duck.

>>15766572
>Anon points out expensive cost of living in his area
>redditourist randomly starts screeching about Trump despite him being out of office
Back ya go.

>>15767310
This nigga tipping at buffets lol

>>15766159
If someone were to torch this place, would anyone weep?

all the money in the world and zero taste

jw blue

>>15771652
Seriously. It's what, 6 pours of it for $550 (~$91-$92 per drink). Hell, you can buy a bottle of blue for $150. That whole meal just shows that people have no taste and have more dollars than sense.

>>15772001
That doesn’t seem overly out of line for restaurant alcohol pricing.
I constantly see stuff like beer for $4 when it’s less than $10 for a 6pk of it in a store.
Or a glass of wine priced at well over half the cost of the bottle at retail.
It’s the main reason I rarely ever order alcohol at a restaurant.
I honestly find the $10 Sprite on the receipt crazier than the JW

>>15767833
You do know that you could eat at the most ridiculously expensive 3 michellin star restaurants in the world for a literal fraction of the price, right? They would all have:

>impeccable service
>better presentation
>incomparable food
>better wine
>a longer experience

literally any steakhouse youd pay $100 for a meal at will be on par with this restaurant. its simply paying for a brand that suggests that its worth this price which offers a feeling of exclusivity but its only because people are willing to pay that that its worth that much.. google “bevlan goods”

a friend of mine took his fiancee to eleven madison park when they had won best restaurant in the world in 2017 and i think he got outta there for under $700 with wine pairing and cocktails and tip

Meme restaurant for zoomers to try to look baller in? I'll pass.

>>15772026
Honestly, I've been at bars that will pour you a glass of JW Blue for $35-$40 a glass. That $90/pour seems like highway robbery to me.

>>15771604
thank you for assuring me there's still some sentience left in this godforsaken place

>>15766572
Mississippi is beautiful in the non-fucked up areas. I’m not being racist or anything, just speaking the truth

itt still more deranged poorshit cope

>>15773519
frig off, zoomer

OUT OUT OUT

>>15772049
>That $90/pour seems like highway robbery to me.
At a place that pours a $10 Sprite, it kinda seems par for the course.

>>15774058
>At a place that pours a $10 Sprite, it kinda seems par for the course.
That's a fair point.

>>15769804
the only thing that is obscene to me is the gold steaks and the ribs. I imagine the sides are a sharable size since it seems like that kind of place.

$10 sprite is retarded as well, but I guess you know what you are getting in to

>>15766159
So this is how retards that also happen to be rich eat, huh?

>>15774126
>So this is how retards that also happen to be rich eat, huh?
Retards that try to look rich would be more apt, I think.

>>15767319
You don't sip a fucking espresso you cretin.

>>15766181
Pizza related?

>>15772039
>bevlan
Veblen

>>15774250
Yes I do. How could you possibly know something like that.
If your meaning was that "one shouldn't" sip espresso I still disagree.
I tend to not take the advice of grammarlets.

>>15766232
What is that picture, worms?

>>15771652
The items on the receipt reek of nigger rich, so that's accurate.

>>15767341
Paying over 6000 FUCKING DOLLARS to eat a bunch of pretty basic food covered in tasteless and useless meme shit like gold leaves, accompanied with equally meme beverages, OR spending all that money on a nice trip, making countless memories. I wonder what would make a better life experience? No one here is mad that they won't have acces to this ''amazing'' experience.

>>15766159
>#SaltBae

also why buy 1 Lokum when you can have 4 Loko

I don't even want to spend 6 grand on a nicer car

>>15766687
>0.0
they're selling for $100+ on ebay
also, that's what most coins and shit are worth unless they're gold/silver

>>15766159
>Sprite for $10
>Golden Tomahawk steak for $1,000
>Service charge of $890
Mental

>>15770203
Redpill me on gorilla hearts

>>15768863
>No spaghetti either
It's under Meats

>>15769804
>$19 sweet corn
>$19 mashed potatoes
>$15 french fries

>>15767800
dont spend stupid amounts of money to "impress" a chick, not even hypothetically. it just makes them attach a dollar amount to their pussy and inflates their ego for no good reason

>>15766203
Yeah sounds, no wonder why you can't read you fucking illiterate.

>>15766159
It's disgusting. I wouldn't pay those prices if I were a billionaire because I know exactly how hard and how long normal people have to work for that kind of dosh.
I'd feel like an absolute piece of shit throwing away the equivalent of someone's monthly income on a steak.

>>15775531
Thanks anon i am a little dyslexic

>>15766159
Those are horrendously stupid tier prices for Miami. You'd be better off at 200 better steakhouses in Miami, not to mention the good 50 locations with better ambiance and view right in that neighborhood This lobby restaurant has a view of the street around a bunch of banks. Bleh. Not even an ocean view, and you're 2 minutes from Brickell Key restaurant views. You could go down the street to Flemings for perfectly acceptable Prime 35oz tomahawk, 2 for 1 during Happy Hour. Novecento, Grazianos, all in the same neighborhood. I'm surprised Nusr Et is open still, he's in the paper constantly for calling the police when people protest an item they didn't order added to their bill. Scammer. He's also famous for being buddies of Maduro, dressing up like Fidel, and other socialist things that rub half th population of Miami the wrong way. So, who dines there? Really ignorant tourists.

(Brazilians and) Argentineans have a better menu overall, and the perk of chimmichurri and much better desserts than lokum. Miami expats herald from steak expertise, and on Brickell there's good food everywhere. Bank lobby restaurants are partially supported by the venue of the hotel and bank in who's building they reside. They bring security to the parking garage and $$$ in that foot traffic.

>>15766283
>What convenience? In what meaning of the word is trying to swindle away $900 in bs costs 'convenience'? Is this some weird covert threat where they ambush you outside of the restaurant, beat you up and take your money, but you can buy off this treatment 'for your convenience'?
>>15766283
There are a couple of cultures who are notorious for non-tipping, namely German tourists have this reputation, so to prevent waitstaff from being stiffed entirely, they think this avoids the drama.
I find it rude to pay 18% involuntarily esp if my party is less than 4 individuals or service was minimal. I like to add my own tip.

>>15766498
>>>15766451
>it's a steak with 20$ in gold leaf on it they charge 1000 for
The gold leaf pricing is supposedly like the backstage pass for your favorite musician's concert.
It is someone buying the "experience" of the chef (may not even be Salt Bae if not in town), but having the chef coming out and carving at the table and doing the salt sprinkle. Think of it like a birthday/special occasion kind of thing, like singing happy birthday or an autograph signing.

>>15769804
wow be in Miami and only have mediterranean seabass and salmon on the menu, but farmed crap, at that.
See, only idiots would dine there.

>>15767341
I am on my computer because I've done most of this shit and travelled to many places and most of the time it's fucking boring and overrated. I've come to find the overwhelming majority of people are not worth talking to, let alone letting be in your life. You can create shit at home too.

>>15770598
t. roachoid

>>15766159
My cousin own that place, now I know why he called me in the middle of the night, laughing hysterical.

>>15777030
Or a pretty nice barely used motorcycle. I dont understand paying machinery prices for consumables

>>15772001
Do you live in EU? JW blue is $250USD a bottle where I live (Louisiana USA)

>>15766159

I've eaten like this at a Formula 1 party that was company paid. Not much of what was served was very good. The gold leaf on meat doesn't taste like anything and if you eat alot in one bite get the feeling of chewing on tin foil.

>>15766207
>>15766226

And the tomahawk steak isn't a very good cut of meat either.

>>15766572
It’s funny how desperate you are to insult those places, but most people would literally rather live there and Shittyfornia

>>15766199
The fuck is the difference between a tip and a "service charge"
>And don't forget energy and insurance
How in the fuck is that relevant to the customer

>>15767310
>order food
>eat
>don't tip
>the waiter somehow retroactively spits on my food that I already ate
do americans really?

>>15770203
Kek

>>15767310
that's illegal though

>>15777403
>lokum is apparently a desert
>mfw lokum literally means toilet in my language

>>15777412
Who gives a fuck if other people don't pay, isn't that the whole point? to be optional?
If you don't trust people to actually pay, then just make it mandatory and be done with it. The restaurant is clearly overcharging and could easily pay their employees a decent wage, this whole system makes no fucking sense. If you're just charging the same percentage right off the bat, how the fuck are costumers supposed to make a decision about the quality of the service. This whole "for your convenience" shit just feels insulting, I wouldn't pay a fucking dime, just out of spite, I would just look for the staff members I thought did a good job and pay them directly.

>6 Johnnie walker blue cost more than 2 bottles
>Gilding a tomahawk costs $725
>1500 bottle of champagne

What the fuck am I looking at

>>15778320
>lokum
literally what the fat fuck in C.S. Lewis lion witch and wardrobe eats to sell out his whole fucking family.

Honestly toilet is better.

>>15766159
LOL 1k for the tomahawk kiss my ass you fucking roach

>>15778258
lol you've obviously never worked in a kitchen before.

>>15766159
>38 for 2 sweet corn
Shits like 2 bucks here

OMG BROS SALT BAE JUST DID THE MEME LET ME PULL OUT MY DAD'S MONEY DUDE SPRINKLE THE SALT AGAIN LMFAO

>>15766159
In FL? Hell no.

>>15778663
it's literally a crime, a place can get shut down for doing that

>>15766743
Go to work

>>15766159
10 bucks for a Sprite? Does it come with a handjob?

>>15766159
Thats how much i spent on food last year

>>15775595
nerves bro

>>15778663
i've worked in kitchens for a long time and i would straight up attack som,ebody if i saw them do that. you don't fuck with people's food

>>15766159
So basically you pay over 6000 dollar for an evening and you don't even see the meme guy salting your steak? Surely he can't be in all his restaurants at the same time

>>15766159
https://voca.ro/1fKe48GFH3nV

>>15779332
the golden tomahawk is 1000 because he serves it to you

>>15779100
>>15779311
me too, do you think that has honestly stopped anyone ever when a customer is being an entitled cunt? get real dude thats why you should cook your own food

>>15779100
>>15779311
My dad once pissed in a man's soup because it was PEA soup. Some people don't give a shit, unlike you fags.

>>15767310
>but generally only in areas with demographics that are known not to tip.

this cuck really pays out restaurants for naggers not tipping LMAO what a beta

>>15772039
there are many people out there who will do things just to show they have money.

>>15766496
It's tourist crap like from that restaurant "serindipity" in nyc. Its a total load of shit.

I swear to God the standard tip use to be 10%. Did it change in the last 10 years? Now everyone says 15% is the norm, and I've even seen some cucks imply 18% is the new norm. Fuck you waiter cunts, thinking I'm EVER paying you above 15%.

>>15773496
it's not racist at all to clearly state that the American south is essentially a 3rd world country. All the people there regardless of race are basically single digit IQ retards who also have the misfortune of being in poverty and living under a shitty version of capitalism

>>15779311
I've seen a sous chef drop food on the floor and then put it on the plate and that was at a country club.

>>15780838
I've been here for over 10 years and people said the same exact thing as you said 10 years ago.

>>15767833
I've lived in both NYC and Miami and I've never seen prices like that in even fancy places. That ticket is fake as a 3 dollar wooden coin.

>>15780020
The customer is always right.

>>15766159
hey this is about how much I'm in medical debt right now

>>15780859
All of america is a 3rd world country you dumb burger. You have homeless people roaming the streets on your richest cities because smart people vote dumb people into power. Imagine feeling superior about living in a certain place in America when you're all burgers.

>>15767310
>tipping

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>$10 sprite
Lmao

>>15778663
spotted the fag who doesn't work in kitchens.

Everyone would murder the idiot who spat in a customer's food because we don't live in some poo in the loo shithole.

>>15777423
No, it's literally just paying several hundred dollars for them to put a few bucks of gold leaf on your steak so you feel special. Literally not worth the chef's time to observe.

>>15774250
yes that is literally what you do with espresso you fat retard

>>15777268
wiseman

>>15766159
>Some meme Cava instead of Champagne
>Steak covered in gold leaf
>baklava covered in gold leaf
>$80 lokum
>"spaghetti"
This looks like a restaurant for people with all money and no taste. Nobody with taste buys a fucking gold plated steak.

>>15766239
fucking BASADO
>>15766211
cr*ng* and transpilled

>>15767949
That probably tastes like boiled livers.

>>15766704
Since when did Zim have a dollar, and why would you use it as paper?

>>15766239
>no u

>>15766159
>$19 spinach
>$80 "spaghetti"(?)
>$10 Sprite
Your meal better have come with a blowjob from a supermodel

>>15766226
>paying $725 extra for Instagram photos
FUCKING FAGGOTS
DIE DIE DIE

>>15766159
I'd burn down the kitchen yes

>>15778616
>>lokum
I thought it was Toikish Duhloight?

>>15766687
seeing the rock band font being used on official currency always kills me

>>15784144
Actually, the font is Futura with an offset outline. It's a free sans-serif font compared to the Rock Band logo which used an unrelated proprietary serif font.

>>15784224
based /gd/ poster

>>15784224
are you able to tell my why Georgia is my favorite font?
I can't figure it out.

>>15766159
((((((((((((("spaghetti"))))))))))))

>>15766306
My God, Salt Bae needs to be run over by a fucking truck.

>>15766306
https://youtu.be/Hc5ITVChFkI

>>15785203
>look up frank ribery, no idea who he is
>official height: 5’7”
>taller than the roach

Jesus christ that dudes gotta be 5’5.. it explains everything

>>15785203
>360nolooksteakcutyoloscope

>>15766181
Probably it was ringing in an item they dont have in the system for like a kid or something, because I doubt any place that you can rack up a $6000 tab on one receipt has just "Spaghetti" on their menu, even as a side