/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15763439
Cousin pussy.

the 'ad style 'za

>>15763439
This hot mess.

>glorified rice
>jello salad
>watergate salad
I looked up all of these and they're all basically a bunch of starch and sugary shit mixed together in a bowl to make sloppa. Do flyovers really?

>>15763771
>nooooo you can't just combine sweet things to make dessert!!
>yes I do enjoy cake, why do you ask?

>>15763439
>>15763767
Genuine question, assuming these exist, how many people would eat this? I mean even once a year? From where I’m sitting it looks like a sort of joke pudding that someone would bring to a 70s theme party.
Is this sincere or ironic cuisine?

>>15763783
Family get-togethers, potlucks, Thanksgiving. It's sincere for flyovers.

>>15763774
You can, but that doesn't mean you should

>>15763806
Who says you should or should not? The Bible? Yeah I didn't think so, faggot

>>15763439
>>15763449
>>15763767
Never heard of it.

>>15763783
I'm poverty flyover and neither I, nor no one I know has ever conceived of this garbage. Hope this provides you with some insight.

>>15763806
good point

>>15763812
Thanks anon. What’s a flyover?

>>15763439
the delicious Casey's Taco Pizza

>>15763439
>USA ""cuisine""

>>15763831
Any part of the US that communists don't like.

>>15763783
It's just apples with whipped cream on it
It looks a lot worse than it is.

>>15763439
From my home town of Springfield Illinois I present the humble horseshoe
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_sandwich

>>15763439
Tex-mex, I guess

>>15763831
Anywhere that's not LA or NYC, and only counting some portions of LA and NYC if we're being honest.

>>15763783
snicker salad is actually pretty good desu

>>15763937
So far this is the only think that doesn't make me want to vomit.

Steak

Denver sandwich.

>>15764184
You can't "flyover" Denver it's way too high in altitude, dumbass

>>15763831
a flyover is someone that lives in parts of the US that one would often "fly over" when someone who isn't a flyover takes a plane to somewhere else. it basically refers to non-coastal states, or at least areas that aren't close to any major cities or metro areas.

>>15763439
this makes me uncomfortable.

>>15763439

>>15764427
The only good looking food itt.

>>15764458
>good looking
That bun is clearly too small.

>>15764469
And the cocks you suck are clearly too large but that ain't stopping you is it faggot

>>15763842
Living in southern Illinois, this is a classic.
Reminds me of a time in high school.
>Advanced English class
>Teacher is from out of town, army son
>Good teach overall, but rootless and prissy
>Suit and tie while every other teacher was business casual
>Stands out like sore thumb in hickville USA
>Class earns a "pizza day" for being a week ahead of schedule
>Teach asks where we want the pizza from
>Caseys
>Teach is taken aback
>"You don't get pizza from a gas station"
>really teach, cmonnnn, etc.
>Overrides us and selects a local place instead
>The whole mood in the classrooms chills down
>Someone asks the teach if he's even TRIED Casey's before
>Teach did
>Goes on a tangent about what he thinks a pizza should constitute
>Asks what we think of those points
>Of course no one responds
>We get the local chain

You can tell how much a teacher had made an impact on you by what you remember of their lessons and such, and for him, that's all I vividly remember.

i live in peak flyoverville and haven't heard of any of this shit. how is the crime rate in the cities these days?

>>15764608
Sounds like a cool guy, you on the other hand come off as some kinda slack jawed spineless stoner faggot

>>15764634
>CITIES CITIES CITIES AAAAA
Here comes the flyover cope lol

>>15763771
What do you think a dessert is

>>15764634
no need to cope that hard brotha. I live in peak 'everyone wants to come here' city, and spiccs and niggers alike eat shit """cultural recipes""" that go beyond the pale of any of the bullshit posted here.

>>15764657
I liked him as a teacher and he was a good person, it was just funny how he took such gravity and personal issue on taste/quality, when it was a treat for the entire class and had even asked us what we had wanted.
When there was a pizza day with any other teacher or the school had an event with pizza, we usually got Caseys without issue.

flyover salads are the best

>>15764717
i like that the recipe specifies the bowl needs to be clean. because anyone making that disgusting shit is probably going to start out with a dirty bowl

>>15764657
Nah, he sounds like a real cunt.
>"hey guys i'm going to give you a treat, choose a pizza from where ever you want!"
>casey's please
>"NO YOU CAN'T LIKE CASEY'S PIZZA YOU CAN'T CHOOSE FROM THERE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS"
Like damn dude just give them their fucking pizza it's for them not you you fucking cunt.

>>15764672
>>15764679
simmer down Daquan, ain't no harm meant

>>15764357
>planes can't fly higher than mountains
Ummm.. b-based??

>>15764749
??? I'm agreeing with you. Spiccs and Niggs eat the most horrid shit you can think of...

>>15763439
https://voca.ro/1gfM2bMSrpU8

>>15763937
Nice!

>>15764717
>sour cream
butwhy.gif

>>15763767
>frogeye
>pepe
it just keeps happening

>>15764828
why does this retard stumble over every three words, pissed me off

>>15764879
approaching singularity at breakneck speeds....

>>15765133
https://voca.ro/1cZal1oPjFGc

>>15763937
Better than the other fries sandwiches

>>15765214
Almost as retarded as the toast sandwich.

>>15764056
I was genuinely surprised when I found out horseshoes were a springfield original meal and not eaten elsewhere, it’s a pretty good meal

>>15764427
Iowa is the most powerful race:Fact

>>15763439
anything from Minnesota

why do americans have to ruin everything?

>>15766012
The world belongs to America, thus we are allowed to do whatever we want

>>15766012
Its actually the jews who run america

>>15766012
>the european, his food so utterly bland as to induce depression, lashes out feebly at his betters

>>15763449
Yeah boiii, unironically the best

>>15763439
>Gentrified painfully middle class reddit cunt thread

>>15763439
>deep dish pizza
The ultimate flyover tell tale.

>>15763771
I've lived in MN, IA, IL, and IN and I've never seen any of this shit.

>>15766138
I honestly think it's baby boomer food and the recipes didn't get continued by their kids. My mom's extended family once got together and had everyone submit a recipe to make a cookbook and I think I remember seeing some of these in there

>>15764469
No bun is big enough

>>15763439
Ate a Runza in Nebraska and really liked it

>>15763439
rent free

>>15766249
>Indiana laughs at small tenderloin

>>15763439

>>15763767
doesn't look that bad, it's not conceptually that different from rice pudding

>>15764357
>The Rocky Mountains extend up to just over 14,000 feet at the highest
>Most commercial airlines fly at about 30,000 feet
You are so fucking stupid, Jesus Christ.

>>15764608
i've observed similar behavior from non-midwesterners who are so horrified by the concept of a gas station taco pizza they simply refuse to give it a try. i'm sure they'd also look down on your average midwest hick who under no circumstances would try sushi

The stuff that "flyovers" value isn't the stuff that gets passed around and memed about. They get crapped on for pot luck slop and hot dish and church culture, where you see ridiculous dessert salads and low-effort casseroles and this, that, or the other. But where the real value lies is in drive ins and truck stops and holes in the wall. It's all about the places where you can get an unassuming mountain of food that somehow knocks your socks off, or a breakfast that far exceeds the expectations for the price tag, or the mom and pop that is far better than it has any reason to be.

I live in the Rockies, in an old railroad-centric town that has very little to do these days with the railroads. While it's still a common stop for truck drivers, it doesn't have much attraction to the railroad or tourist crowd. But there are the vestiges of that old culture still around, these dives that served that very specific slice of our population, that have somehow continued to live and even thrive despite changing circumstances.

You can mock it, you can crap on it, but I guarantee I can truck on down to one of these places and get a breakfast that will absolutely decimate what you can get at a Denny's or a Perkin's or an IHOP. A plate of hashed browns loaded with browned gravy, three eggs served to order, toast or scone or biscuit made to order with butter and huckleberry jam, and a side of bacon or sausage or pit ham... that shit will legit run me about $8 to this day, in a time where I could expect to pay $12-15 at your normal chain.

The "elite" likes to shit on midwestern culture because it isn't sophisticated, but give me a meal that's served to working-class folks at a reasonable price over some marked-up garbage that's twice? Shit, I'll take that any day and twice on Sunday.

>>15764427
>>15766249
>>15767715
It looks like schnitzel but bad

>>15764717
That's from the south bud

>>15763439
I will try making this snickers salad, it looks fun

>>15765214

LOL what is this? Some sort of Irish welfare sandwich?

>>15765214
I don't get the British propensity to put carbs between bread. Is it because they're poor?

>>15768044
is there a difference, cleetus?

>>15767715
I can't imagine this being good

>>15768057
I thought so, people usually reserve flyover for the midwest and square shaped states

>>15768004
>just another hard working, God fearing, man of the people.

>>15767994
coastchads look down on your average midwestern hick regardless of what they do, and for good reason

I don’t get the “flyover” meme.
I was born and raised in a huge coastal metropolis.
But now said metropolis is a “layover” for when I’m traveling to somewhere with legitimately great food.
What makes “flyover” worse than “layover”?

>>15763767
Sounds good

>>15768052
>never had smack barm pey wet

>>15768469
Most flyover states aren’t huge tourist locals and are usually small towns with less of generally everything. That doesn’t mean the food is bad though, like imagine if you judged California or New York by what poorfags in shitty apartments made regularly

>>15768069

Hey, I was going to post that!

>>15768520
This would make sense, except 99.8% of the time, “flyover” is used in a clearly disparaging manner.
That’s what I don’t get.

>>15768469
idk i’d say shitty cities like san antonio and cincinnati are layover cities and “cooler” cities aren’t?

>>15768646
It's geographical snobbery, nothing more. What's really confusing is that most of the food you see hyped from coastal areas isn't particularly complex or sophisticated either.

>>15767715
Kek that was the pic I was looking for

>>15768016
schnitzel is schnitzel retard. It doesn't turn into something different because you put it between a bun

>>15763842
>shreds the roof of your mouth
Nothing personnel

>>15764034
This

>>15764357
>it's like a normal sandwich, but instead of layers of meat, cheese and other tasty things we just put yesterday's breakfast leftovers through a blender

>>15768057
Yeah there is a difference and you'll never be a woman

>>15766297
that i will try. thats a goddamm reason to fly there, i say. never heard of it. yum.

>>15768750
he probably ment the schnitzel itself pardn, looks like it was just deepfried

>>15763439
>flyover food
The only time I've ever had this was when I lived in California. I've lived in Wisconsin for 17 years now and I have not seen this once.

>>15766297
Runzas are great. Runzas from the fast food chain, “Runza,” are expensive hot pockets.

>>15768447
>and for good reason
95% of the time there isn't a difference in what they do

Tater tot casserole

>>15768508
>smack barm pey wet
I'm guessing this is the noise you make to order some flavourless gristle pie that's been dropped in old mushy pea water and served in a stale white bun as "regional" cuisine.
You fucking northerners are the reason Americans make fun of us.

>>15763439
>glorified rice
sounds like some shit you eat with activated almonds and cultured vegetables

>>15764184
This was my favourite breakfast as a kid.
so fucking simple and so fucking good.

>>15768061
I was in Ohio once and overheard a yank ham planet ask the restaurant what a curd was as if the words "fried" and "cheese" weren't convincing enough for her to shovel it into her gullet.

>>15763767
...that's just ambrosia with pasta in it.

>>15768004
Sneed Heil!

>>15769587
I loved them perfect for walking and eating. Cabbage is an underrated vegetable in the US. My work takes me all over the country(sometimes I actually walk from one state to the next) and I will defend flyover and American food in general to the death. Kentucky Hot Brown was a pleasant surprise too.

>>15770572
Come home white man and enjoy the most Polish place on earth and eat your fill of piggies

>>15768004
The highlight of many road trips down to the US is eating at glorious small town diners. It's America at it's best. People who shit on comfy diners are untraveled poorfags. Starting to crave a chicken fried steak the size of a hub cap right now anon.

>>15767715
This is just stupid. I want one

>>15763439
Tater-tot hot dish

what do coastal cucks eat besides shit and cum

>>15770607
Fresh seafood
Literally everything is good quality because people have money here
Higher immigrant population so food is much more authentic

Landlocked states and provinces are depressing as fuck. I went to a red lobster in Alberta once and I refused to pay for the food. It was unbelievably bad. Plus, the staple cuisines are always full of canned and processed shit, and you can't get an authentic meal to save your life

>>15770574
Been there and enjoyed eating perogies and that weird super sweet pie...shoofly I think? Wish I could get Birch Beer in my state. Amish food and towns are comfy as fuck desu

>>15770634
It's not worth flooding your community with the third world just for "authentic"(no such thing) food. Just leave your fucking suburb. I've been all over this floating rock and the shit you call authentic is usually prepared a hundred different ways by a hundred different families in different regions of their respective country. And here's the thing...they all claim their version is the authentic one.

>>15770702
You are a complete fucking brainlet; holy shit.

Always found it funny that the USA can't shut up about racism in other countries when you can't even consider 3/4 of your territory as "equal".

>>15770707
I'm not the same anon, but he's right. Claiming any food is "authentic" is just a sales pitch to reel in suckers like you to give you an artificial sense of self importance. There is no such thing as authentic food, just people trying to lay claim for bragging rights and undeserved superiority.
Take a muffaletta sandwich from New Orleans as an example. If you go there you will see every fuckin cafe and restaurant has one available and they are all "authentic" or "the original". And while each of them is likely damn tasty in its own right, none of them are the same as one another. Each place has their own spin. An extra herb here, a different bread there, whatever. So which of these is authentic? And what happens when I get back home in the upper Midwest and go to the Cajon joint around the corner that offers a muffaletta that tastes identical to one of em from that one place down in NOLA?
TL;DR - you're a fuckin retard.

>>15763439
50s moms were shit tier women huh

>>15764184
is that a spam and egg roll? nothing shit about this

>>15768052
because anglos think carbs is all you need

asians do the same, you ever had a fucking noodle dish you just had carbs soaked in soup.

>>15771416
Opinion discarded. Clearly, you are projecting your opinion of the American dystopia you're living in. That one sentence contains all the information you need to realize how much of an idiot you sound like.

>>15764357
Based

>>15771458
Yeah, the US is the only place this happens. Nevermind that every fuckin wop crawling the globe has the best authentic "sauce just like mama used to make".
If you were any more of a sucker you'd have a stick dangling from your asshole.

>>15765156
Get a job

>>15771501
>if you were any more of a sucker you'd have a stick dangling from your asshole
Audibly giggled

>>15767715
I would throw that in the waiters face.

>>15771423
They were mostly alcoholics and pill poppers t b h.

I'm skeptical that anyone west of Philadelphia is even fully human

Im in Iowa and the flyover type food is dying out. The old ladies would make those weird salads that were more like deserts. They also had caseroles that would have a block of velveeta in it.

Is this flyover or does everybody eat it? It seems everyones grandmother here makes hommemade chicken and noodles usually served with mashed potatoes

>>15768447
For sure. Watch out, though, you almost stepped on that hobo shit covered needle.

>>15763439
>snickers salad
>glorified rice
>watergate salad
>HOT DISH

>>15771427
Cubed ham, onion, green pepper, and egg.

>>15771668
Lol no it’s flyover as fuck. It looks like what us coastal elites serve our dogs.

>>15771781
You sound like a very impressive individual

>>15763439
The essential coastcuck foods are
>Hustle and Bustle of the city
>Exposed Red Brick Wall
>A nice hoppy IPA, or three
>Barcades
>Vasectomies
>Furbabies

>>15763441
>caucasians least inbred demographic in US and also less inbred than white Europeans

>>15771861
But do you have any opinions of your own?

>>15771887
I refuse to think for myself, faggot

>>15771861
You forgot avocado toast and brunch

deep fried pickles are god tier

>>15765214
Chip buttys are amazing though. Especially with a good helping of butter and some ketchup. If you like fries and bread you'll like a chip butty.

Flyovers, you think sloppa is your ally. But you merely adopted the slop; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the actual ingredients until I was already a man, by then they were nothing to me but SICKENING!

>>15771781
that fragility.

>>15763441
>southern food
>flyover
fpwp

>>15763783
they're definitely common side dishes brought to cookouts, potlucks, etc. in certain parts of the country. not something people are eating literally every day, but not unusual or "weird"

green slime is the best jello salad
cream cheese, lime jello, 7up and pineapple chunks
I only ever have it maybe once a year but it is unquestionably great

>>15771914
I got to try those

>>15772003
top with maraschino cherries and some whipped cream if you are fancy

Is punch flyover or just outdated? I used to love having punch on the holidays. It was 7up, pineapple juice and something else that made it pink

>>15770634
>Landlocked states and provinces are depressing as fuck. I went to a red lobster in Alberta once and I refused to pay for the food. It was unbelievably bad.
t. retard
Who knowingly goes to a chain microwaved seafood restaurant in the landlocked steak capital of the world and is surprised when it's bad. Coasties showing their superior intelligence once again.

ok this thread is disgusting

>>15764184

looks pretty good desu. ham, eggs, green chiles in a sandwhich? sounds like my kind of breakfast

>>15766297
Nebraskan here. Runzas are great, but are better homemade, the chain Runzas have really gone downhill recently.

>>15770483
>You fucking northerners are the reason Americans make fun of us.

That's definitely part of it. This was the reference:
https://youtu.be/N_oIys5KS4A

>>15763842
>>15764608
>>15767994
For what it's worth, I've seen plenty of taco pizza here in my Western WA coastie hellhole, also in Oregon.
It's pretty good when you're in the mood for it. I don't think it's specifically a midwest/flyover thing.

>>15772810
Casey's is the chain that popularized it though, and it is a pretty Midwestern chain

>>15772540
What does your picture even mean?
So pepe is staring at me amicably, so what?

>>15763771
Holy fucking shit you're a faggot

>>15763439
Green bean casserole

>>15768004
good post. you have to understand that the majority of people on this board have lived their entire lives in a city and have a very warped view of life

>>15770634
Why would you eat at red lobster in a landlocked province famous for it's barley and rye finished beef. You should have gone to a steakhouse you utter fucking retard.

>>15773842
yuck

>>15771958
Here's your (you) you wanted so badly lol. Retard.

>>15763774
>yes I do enjoy cake, why do you ask?

If you dont eat the cake batter, you analogy is completely retarded. And if you do eat cake batter, kill yourself.

Eh. I used to see ambrosia salad at salad bars back in pennsylvania in the 90s, but I never saw anyone bring it to a holiday. The recipes were more popular back when fresh fruit wasn't as available and canned and boxed foods were more popular with the working class. Just the fact that watergate has nuts in it was a bit of a flex. Different now obviously. For impoverished people you can more easily just serve a frozen dessert or something from the bakery part of a grocery store if you need a cheap dessert.

I do like ambrosia and watergate, btw. If you have an opportunity to try it you might give it a shot. They're supposed to be served in small portions so don't pig out. I wouldn't suggest making it unless you're going to a novelty party though. If you don't like it you'll be stuck with a big batch.

>slop-ees
>whatasloppa

>>15775020
Used to see picrel in grocery stores all the time too. haven't seen this since I moved to the pnw, so I don't know if they're still common.

tuna shit on a shingle

>>15770707
No you are a sheltered queer that tried to eat discount seafood in a landlocked state known for beef. I travel because of all the immigrants in my family (Mexican and Vietnamese)The food my mexican step dads mom makes is completely different than what you eat in an "authentic" mexican restuarant. The food her sisters make is completely different from hers. Skid Row is taking over the coast and retards like you are grasping at shit to sniff your farts over.

>>15764725
How is it disgusting? Why are you such a picky faggot?

>>15775035
Buc-ees is based

>>15774921
>And if you do eat cake batter, kill yourself.
>And if you do eat the tastiest part, kill yourself
>think of the heckin salmonellarino!!!

>>15771501
Probably a Eurofag that thinks his shit don't stink. I've been to Europe and their food is boring as fuck. Not because the food is bad but because they are scared of doing anything remotely different. You can go to 50 high dollar restuarants in France and all their menus are almost identical.

If yous guys ever find yourself in eastern Iowa look for some turkey and dressing sandwiches

>>15775046
I too (have family that) shop at Winco.

Here is a Canadian flyover specialty

Cabbage rolls

>>15771781
Is that before or after you fuck the dog?

>>15775269
oh, it was just some pic from gis. Never been there. I always shopped at giant eagle when I lived back in penn. Sometimes aldi's or kuhn's, but they're both kind of ghetto

Boudin
Collard Greens
Muscadine Wine
Gumbo

>>15775046
They're nowhere near as common as they used to be, but you can still find them.

>>15775270
Isn't that just golabki?

>>15763439
Here is my personall list. It's not in order of magnitude
>grilled porksteaks
>fried morel mushrooms
>toasted ravs
>caramelized onion
>caramel apple salad
>fried catfish pulled from the ol' miss herself (farmed won't cut it. It's just not as good without the river chemicals and the cancer)
>cicada ice cream if you come during a swarm year

>>15771934
Based chip buddy. What else will you do with old fries? Something about the bread reduces the mealiness of old french fries.

>>15771984
Mid-western. More like In-cestern.

>>15775748
>cicada ice cream
Excuse me?

>>15771914
I've never seen them as spears before, only as chips. Spears look like they'd be so much better, all the chips I've had (admittedly not that many) were too heavy on the batter.

>>15775748
I thought cicada ice cream was banned.

>>15775748
Based Missouri chad

>>15775823
Had to look it up and it is indeed banned but why? I thought we were supposed to eat the bugs?

>>15775767
>To make the ice cream, Sparky's employees collected cicadas from their backyards and brought them in to work on Wednesday. The cicadas are fully cooked through boiling, then covered in brown sugar and milk chocolate. The base ice cream is a brown sugar and butter flavor.

I can't really say it sounds disgusting

>>15775899
I doubt the cicada has any flavor at that point. Just give me chocolate covered clumps of brown sugar and stop trying to get me to eet zee boogs.

>>15773842
GBC is delicious but this looks disgusting. The sauce should really just be a binder for the beans, this has way too much oily cheddar and cream of mushroom

>>15775965
That's what I was thinking, I've never seen a GBC with that much sauce.

>>15775905
I agree. Replace the bugs with peanuts and you'd get some extra flavor with the same amount of protein

>>15775965
>>15776011
Gotta love those cheery picked photos

>>15776024
More healthy version

>>15764495

Jej

>>15773842
Dog throw up

>>15776035
I won't lie that this may taste good but it completely misses the mark.

>>15776107
It's probably way too dry. I think you'd also need to massively ramp up the flavor of the sauce otherwise it's just going to get lost.

That stuff is strange...

How come flyover states have this strange food culture with their potlucks and whatnot.

>>15776208
>"Damn flyovers and their..."
>*spins wheel*
>"...culture of togetherness."

>>15775807
Nah the spears have the opposite problem where there’s too much pickle to breading ratio, so it just tastes like biting into a hot pickle

>>15772011
>>15772003
Reminds me a bit of a south african cream jelly food I had when I was younger. It was pretty good.

>>15776224
So the ideal would be lengthwise slices?

>>15776213
Yeah, maybe it is more important to eat together than the cultural aspect of the food.

>>15771706
jesus.
>payuss da hartdish maw a hyuck

>>15763439
Horseshoe sandwich is great if you're young enough to not worry about heart disease.

>New York is just sushi restaurants and bodegas
>LA is just spic trucks and Korean spicy meme dishes
>Portland/Seattle is just avocado toast and $15 coffee
>Miami is just a glorified ham sandwich
>all so you can pay $2500/month for an outdated 1 bed/1 bath apartment
Coasties truly deserve all their cope and seethe.

>>15776208
>coasties literally have zero concept of friendship, family, and camaraderie
This is genuinely sad.

>>15776635
I mean if you ever got a burger and cheese fries, it’s not too far off healthwise.

Just the presentation makes it look so much worse. Both are obviously terrible for you, but i will say i had a horseshoe for the first time a few weeks ago and it was not bad.

Gotta have that provel.

>>15776670
Sounds about right when your family bloodline is a single branch.

>>15763439
that sounds kinda good I love granny smith

>>15768004
i fucking love diners. I live in nyc and whenever I travel I almost exclusively eat at the local diner and it's always a blast

>>15770607
don't forget barf

>>15770607
Your moms peehole.

>>15767715
this looks really dry

>>15765903
The difference being chip butties are top tier comfort food

>>15763439
I've never heard of snickers salad but it honestly sounds pretty good because it's got those sour apples but also nuts and sweet stuff from the candy bars.

>>15768052
It’s because it’s delicious

>>15776685
Cope, Jamal. Sorry your dad ran off and your crackwhore mother gave you up to a foster family.

>>15775250
That sounds good, it's basically what people do with Thanksgiving leftovers

>>15776678
Simply the best

>>15772783
Fucking limeys

I'm convinced that you could take any mix of whipped cream, sour cream, mayonnaise, and ranch and just call it a salad in the midwest. No wonder you're all so god damn obese, you're supposed to be eating real food not literal fat-mush

am from moldova
this looks mostly okay, i think we have similar version of some dishes

>>15777568
>shitty desert food=daily meal
Retard

>>15777573
A lot of eastern and central europeans settled in the midwest, the cuisine is influenced from there to some extent. Lots of jews and italians too.

>>15777590
>Desert

Confirmed flyover. Also, you fat fucks are all on social media, we can literally see what you're packing into your pig trough. Don't lie.

>>15777690
I have literally never seen these things served as a meal. I don’t assume everyone on the coasts subsist solely on fast food even though that’s what the majority of your population does

>>15776493
>Fried potatoes
>Meat
>Veggies
>Cheese
What's not to like?

>>15767947
You absolute retard, planes fly 30k feet over SEA level. The mountains are 14k feet more than that and would thus be around 50k feet. Planes go around mountains.

>>15771527
Bullshit, internet tough guy. You'd mumble "th...thanks," scratch your neckbeard, and settle your fedora.

>>15764184
Yeah that's called a western omelette on a roll

>>15776107
Tasting good is all that matters

>>15775885
The health department didn't know how to classify it when one store tried to sell it. It's not banned. Most times you need to find a local from southern mo who makes it. Usually markets days and such. You can also make your own. It tastes like a peanut sundae with more crunch

>>15768004
See the problem with that is that those diners really don't exist.
I've been to many that have the same taglines to them. 'The best restaurant no one knows exists' and that.
They're all basically the same kind of standard Sysco stuff. Good sandwiches so long as its just griddled, but most other things are okay or just bad only.

>>15777832
Out east they're called 'Westerns' but out west we call them 'Denvers.'

>>15763439
Walking Taco. Pretty much just crushed up Doritos mixed with ground beef and whatever else you'd put on a taco.

>>15767715
I can just imagine the guy getting annoyed at the vegan opposite him ordering, so he orders this as a "fuck you".

>>15767994
I am in Ohio, speedway has some good pizza, I like 1 topping with bacon personally.

>my Minnesotan face when
>no Juicy Lucy
>no tater tot hotdish

>>15779414
There's one in my town. They literally buy their burgie buns from Ingles and just get whatever's available. As you can imagine, those are some good burgies.

>>15771575
I'm skeptical that anyone in Philadelphia is even fully human

>>15772824

They also make shitty pizza (and are all around a terrible gas station / c-store)

-hellinois resident

>>15764657
did you even read the post? you come off like the angsty autist

>>15763439
Every coal miner's favorite snack

>>15763771
Watergate salad is delicious

>>15779699
>They also make shitty pizza
Shitty but quick and cheap, yup. Pretty similar to what other convenience chains offer.
>and are all around a terrible gas station / c-store
Compared to what?
The only chain in the area that consistently beats them is Quiktrip, both in terms of the store and gas service. 7/11 is hit or miss, some pretty OK but many just comparable to Caseys.
Caseys is easily the best chain convenience store in most towns, though a local one will probably beat it out.

>>15766297
https://runzashop.com/products/order-runza%C2%AE-sandwiches
$130 for 12 of them

what's a state i can move from Texas were i can buy cheap land just fuck off and have no one bother me but still have internet

>>15767715
i like how his friend literally ordered just buns with all the greens for the borgar on the side

>>15764717
Sour cream/mayonnaise feels redundant when fruit can provide a way to cut the richness and the cream provides the creaminess.
>>15764847
This is the GIF you wanted

>>15768061
Pour gravy over those and you have an even less healthy poutine.

>>15766297
these are called BIEROCKS you northern barbarian

>>15763439
Cunny

>>15763842
For gas station pizza, Casey's is pretty solid. I like their ultimate pepperoni.

>>15771958 Those are the tamest carne asada fries I've ever seen. no sour cream, no beans, no pico and no cotija cheese. Tame and lame

>>15767715
how do you not just have a vaguely chicken flavored cracker at that point? I'm not trying to be a dick here, I'm actually genuinely curious. it just seems like any piece of chicken pounded out that flat would be kind of dry. How is it IRL?

>deep fried or bbq is preferred method of cooking
>only colors on the plate should be browns, blacks, and reds, with white potatoes
>salads don't have gay veggies or fruits, just animal fats/proteins and sugar
>only fermented veggies are allowed
There, no need to continue the thread.

>>15781143
It's pork, and it tastes mostly like breading.

>>15781021
I'm from GA

>>15781143
the picture is a really big piece of meat for the bread. its like a novetly you order to take a picture of
a regular cutlet sandwich is about a quarter of that. its just a schnitzel on bread
also yes, its usually pork
good ones are still moist inside, like any fried food. add mustard and pickle chips or mayo if it is dry

>>15775250
Reminds me of my wife’s thanksgiving leftover burritos. Turkey, lima beans, mashed potatoes, stuffing and gravy in a flour tortilla. Pretty damn good.

>>15768004
Extremely high quality post, anon, thank you

>>15775664
Looks like golabki/kohlrouladen yeah

>>15763439
Wtf that dish is disgusting,along with the the ones that are mentioned together

>>15763439
You reinforced my unwillingness to ever move to the US

>>15777747
>canned

>>15766297
my family lived in Nebraska in the 70s and we have had a Runza recipe ever since, and man are they amazing

>>15774204
Or perhaps they are not Amerilards

>>15767723
luv it

>>15763861
>anything I don't like is communist

The funny thing is, most dipshit americans don't even know what communism is lol.

>>15783124
They don't realise they could gain a lot by simply having an open mind and trying new policies

>>15763439
CHICKEN DIVAN
>6 chicken breasts, cooked & shredded
>2 cans cream of chicken soup
>1 cup sour cream
>1 cup quality mayonnaise
>3 cups shredded cheddar cheese
>24 ounce bag broccoli florets

In a large bowl, combine cream of chicken soup, sour cream, mayonnaise and one cup of cheddar cheese. In a 9x15" casserole dish or baking pan layer ingredients as follows: broccoli, shredded chicken and pour sauce and spread evenly. Sprinkle remaining 2 cups of cheddar cheese. Bake at 350º for about 30 minutes or until golden brown.

>>15783135
Having an "open mind" is for nigger lovers and faggots

>>15783135
You are a jew.

>>15783195
No I'm European
>>15783167
You know that accepting some socialist arguments in your political paradigm doesn't mean you must be a progressive tard right?

>>15783149
My mom makes this all the time. Of course I live in Indiana, I guess coasties aren’t blessed with Midwestern cooking

>>15783215
Name one instance where (((socialism))) worked.

>>15781162
thats south m8

>>15768004
>a breakfast that will absolutely decimate what you can get at a Denny's or a Perkin's or an IHOP
The fact that you believe this is a noteworthy accomplishment speaks volumes about how low the standards are in the inbred shithead of a town you hail from. Thank God your kind tends not to venture more than a couple miles from the spot you were spawned, because I truly fear for our nation if "people" like you were to spread around.

>>15783215
Most socialist arguments aren't actually socialist by any meaningful definition of the term. They're largely just rebrandings of common government functions (but only the ones people like) at best, and at worst are just an-cap memes about communism followed by "and that's a good thing." Even in Europe actual socialist policy and political groups are in the minority.

>>15783215
Because 21st century isnt inherently anti-white right?

>we need to use my BASED form of 19th century socialism. Just trust me bro all the woke bs will stop once we implement TRUE socialism.

the flyover feast

>>15783246
My country (Italy) followed a mix of capitalist and socialist/regulationist/corporativists economical guidelines after WW2 and thrived; to be honest that slowed down in the seventies and eighties,into the economical crisis that we're into currently
>>15783268
That's what I mean,I don't want a full-fledged socialism and neither communism,but a wise and moderate implementation of some of its economic policies
>>15783270
We still can learn TONNES from XIX century's political thinking

>>15783856
I wanted to add that these are only my opinions,that I concocted in a grand total of 3 minutes,and I'm no historian nor economist

>>15763857
Who are you quoting?