/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15754984
I'm not gay.

chuck's fuck and suck

Why is everyone thinking they homos?
Is this a new mutt's law?

>>15754984
They could spit roast me any day

>>15755528
Because they intentionally make their videos sound like food porn but it comes off as gay porn because they are old fat biker dudes.

Of course, I love cigar ash barbecue sauce! (tastes GUD)

>you will never go to the house of sausage

>>15755528

2 out of the 5 main guys have already confirmed they are gay

I'M GONNA SMOKE ME A FATTY BRISKET

>>15755528
>Hasn't seen the videos.

>you'll never get a blowjob from any of them and cum in their beards
wtf bros..

>>15756991
I saw some yt videos and seems like you guys are all fixated on gay porn tbhfam

>>15754984
I would start my own BBQ Pit Boys chapter if I could guarantee it wouldn't be just me and my friends

GOING DOWN TO THE HOUSE OF SAUSAGE

>>15757528
wait why would you want random assholes to show up to your bbq orgy

I GOT MY BARBECUE SHOOOOOOOOOES ON

>>15757597
Because we could redpill them and then use dark bbq sorcery to turn them into femboy slaves

>>15755528
I'm glad people are finally saying it. I felt like I was going crazy a few years back when I first watched their videos and nobody seemed to notice how ragingly homosexual they were.

>>15755528
as a homo, they 100% give off "we suck each other off in the woods" vibes

>>15754984
I could quite easily gain the weight and facial hair in a few months but my arsehole just isn't loose enough to take the enormous elephant cock of an OG pit boy

so many gay dog whistles in that show

>>15754984
show for fags by fags

>>15754984
But imma girl, I don’t want to be a bbq pit boy.

>>15758705
No girls allowed anyway

>>15758707
Well that’s the problem right there. Maybe if they had a few bikini girls with bbq sauce people wouldn’t think they are fags.

>>15758705
POST BUTTHOLE NOW BITCH

>tfw you'll never go down to the house of sausage

>>15754984
BBQ restaurants are some of the scumest places to work at. Pay deducted for "Damages". Understaffed. Lay you off for no reason because the boss said so. Get closed down two years later.

>>15759156
say that to aaron franky you seethy feggy

>>15756769
Well at least the girl is safe from sex attackers

>welcome to barbecue pit boys dot coooooooommmmm TODAY we're gonna be cooking up a crocodile force-fed jack daniels and using our poz-loads as a sauce and it's reeeeeall easy to do

>>15759484
It was probably funny in your head I guess, tryhard-anon.

gonna smoke me a big ol black sausageeee IT'S GUUD

>>15754984
>not spending a quiet Sunday afternoon smoking ribs and sipping bourbon
>all without being a fag

>>15754984
dude on the right is supposedly a pretty well known cruiser in the gay scene

would love to "run into him" sometime ;)

>>15754984
where are these bois located?

ive never watched them
someone post their gayest vid plz i need to see for meself

>>15759567
>where are these bois located?
CT?

>>15759567
Utica

>>15759583
someone post the one with cum in the one dudes beard pls

>>15759567
CT.

>pitmaster privilege

>>15759583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwYauF7Zl6I

also watch the latest two, in one of those they make a shit pinapple concocktion and the other involves sausage too.

>>15758705
Tits or gtfo.

>>15759638
aaaaaaaaaaaand....... I'm hard again

>>15759122
emphasis on go down
>>15757574
emphasis on go down

>>15754984
I don't suck dick...so...no.

>>15754984
I think I do

>>15759765
lol they're all size queens apparently

>>15755538

>>15754984
i wonder how much semen has been spilled in that forest

>>15754984
Are they racist?

They look racist.

They look like they say [redacted] a lot.

>that one video where they're all wearing assless chaps

we're gonna eat well tonight martha

>>15754984
peak cringe

>>15754984
Sadly no, I cant grow a bitchin ZZ top beard, my dreams of wanting to be a BBQ pit boy will never come true.

>>15759601
may I see it

>>15760252
>implying any of it would hit the ground when at least 2 of them are faggots

>>15760268
pretty sure they're trumpanzees, just like jack

>>15760297
im sure a little twink like you could be included as a BBQ pit pup

>>15754984
they are KKK members

>>15759525
git gud

>>15761428
Looking GUD!

>>15761435
javascript:quote('15756599');

I think it exactly like >>15755864 said, paired with a general lack of self awarenes like how everytime they bumb fists and the like they just come over awkward as fuck.

>>15761428
Ladyboy here cant control his temps so he has to put food in metal so it wont burn

get a load of this guy.


https://youtu.be/-KOTcY8Vong

>>15761978
>ladyboy
>LADYBOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQEizl7lGhc

>>15754984
I'm not a boy, so probably not.

>>15761997
Fuck I love Till

>>15754984
Yes

>>15754984
How much spunk has been washed out of that beard?

>>15757687
>few years back when I first watched their videos
Is this when you came out of the closet?

>>15762384
None. His beard is actually black.

>>15755864
its only considered porn if it turns you on

>>15754984
aren't these the retards who put cigar ash in bbq sauce?

do burgermutts really own "BBQ shoes"?

>>15760268
"they look racist" is the most racist thing I've seen said on this board

>>15757687
>>15756850
>>15755528
Sounds pretty based to me. Some delicious BBQ and great fellatio afterwards? Sign me up

>>15763549
just in between hot steamy gay sex sessions

>>15760284
It was weird one, but they smoked the hell out of that brisket. Just wish they had used more of the BBQ sauce on the meat than themselves.

>>15763745
this

saw these guys on reddit once...their food looks decent

>>15763745
I'm a normie and i like exclusively women(female)

>>15757636
fucking kek'd

I'm going down to the house of sausage
I got my barbecue shoes on
I'm going down to the house of sausage
I got my barbecue shoes on
Gonna burn me a brat and a red-hot footlong
Gonna smoke me a fatty brisket
I got my barbecue shoes on
Gonna smoke me a fatty brisket
I got my barbecue shoes on
Got my natural casing, got the hogs on the run!
Gonna put on my bib, gonna mix up some sauce
Grab my andouille, baby, show you who's boss
Got mesquite in my hair, baby I don't care!
Gonna butter up some biscuit, grab me a pair
Gonna grab me some thighs at the chicken coop
I got my barbecue shoes on
Gonna grab me some thighs at the chicken coop
I got my barbecue shoes on
Gonna throw up some legs and get some barbecue action!

>>15763522
I came here to post this

>>15763676
Yes.

>>15764108
>the actual cigar ash bbq sauce is just fucking ashes and heated store brand BBQ sauce
heh
these fucking homos

I’m goin down to the house of sausage

>>15764108
Wait, isn't that actually poisonous?

>>15764140
it's their own BBQ sauce

>>15764108
looool fucking bunch of homos at the end

>>15761289
Lmaooo

>>15755528
Millennials and zoomers don't know what it's like to actually hang out with humans outside of a zoom call. What use to be considered normal human interaction (guys hanging out and chilling) is confusing to them so they automatically think homo shit

>>15764541
There's sone truth in this desu
My zoomie ex never even saw the point of meeting people in real life unless it was to go to a club and get shitfaced or something.
That said the 'boys actually are all gay dudes who cornhole each other after the camera goes off so idk

>>15763695
calm down fag, I just meant because they're white

>>15764541
a bunch of bearded boomers hanging out with each other sounds homosexual as fuck

>>15754984
>gonna smoke me a fatty twinket
>i got my cocksucking shoes on
>got my natural casing, got the nogs on the run
>gonna put up my bib, gonna toss up some sauce

>>15755528
vegematics still seething about the grass soup video

>>15764991
the what?

>>15763952
so you're super straight. You are valid and you are beautiful.

So srsly are these guys homos or not. Someone said earlier the man guy was known in cruising circles. Is that factual or not. They always seemed like cum guzzling bears to me but what do I know. PS that cigar ash sauce is fucking bullshit.

>>15764941
How so? If it wasn't for sex and love i would never be around a female.
If I want to have fun and chill i would do it with my make pals

Especially if you are married boomer I think. You surely don't want see another woman during you chilling time

>>15765314
>Is that factual or not.
factual.
t. gayfag

>>15765288
super straight is peak closed homo and validates trannies as women.
Hell the BBQ Pit Boys are the exact brand of retards that you could slap the super straight flag on.

is it girls who are calling these bbq bros gay?
can guys not even hang out anymore?

>>15765288
Go >>>/b/ack and take your forced meme attempt with you.
At least the HDNW Glock was funny, this is just retarded.

hey bbq bros just ordered a smoker a Dyna-Glo DGO1890BDC-D Wide Body Vertical Offset Charcoal Smoker if ya want specifics any advice you can give like what types of wood pair well with certain meats

>>15760268

Gays are probably the most racist people in existence.

Of course they're racist.

>>15764601
They’re amerimutts

>>15765323
>stuffing yourself balls deep into an annonymous leather daddy on a gimp suit
>chilling time
yeah, you really don't want any evil women during your "chill" sessions

>>15754984
GOT MY BARBEQUE SHOES ON!

>>15765785
> you really don't want any evil women during your "chill" sessions
No, because male and female are different and what's funny and chill for me it's not what's funny and chill for her.

So absolutely no.
Let me guess, your girlfriend is also your "best friend"?

>>15765757
Nazis are

>>15761997
what the fuck

>>15754984
I don't know ask joel

What the fuck are Barbecue Shoes anyway?

Body building forums is on it:

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=167737651&page=1


Side note, nearly everyone in that board has downs

>>15770995
most likely the 10 dollar knockoff crocs you can get at wallmart

>>15764601
Lol are you scared of white people?

>>15765340
Its niggers faggots and trannies along with femoids.
They feel atracked by them for some reason. Pure projection. And fragikit

>>15771373
>>15771380
Calm down /pol/nigger, people here still like to joke.

>>15754984
>do you have what it takes you be a homosexual boomer sucking each others meat in the "pit"
No sorry I don't I'm not a fag.

>>15757639
Shut up coomer faggot

Go back to discord with the other genetic deadends

>>15755864
You'd know, twinkie

>>15759638
Is this real

>>15764108
>this is what feminazis want to take away from us

>>15754984
GONNA SMOKE ME A FAT COCK, GOT MY COCK SMOKIN’ SHOES ON

>>15765314

Yes, they are known fags, and theyre barely trying to hide it anymore.

>>15774787
Why are you obsessed with who these fags are fucking?

>old dudes grilling
>/ck/ fixates on fags and cocks

>>15772659
Listen her you fucking nigger do you know how much sex slaves sell for, the amount of money i could make from selling faggots like you would make it worth the money I spent on Meat and Grilling equipment.

>>15763781
Kek. Quality thread

I really don't see how they're gay

>>15777495
because you are gay

>>15777710
no u

>>15756848
>You will never have BBQ shoes

GONNA SMOKE ME A FATTY NIGLET

>>15778146
GOT MY GENOCIDE SHOES ON

GONNA SMOKE ME A FAT OLE PENIS
GOT MY COCK SUCKING SHOES ON

>pit boyzzz xxxxxx

Thumbs up everywhere!

>>15779897
no homo bro

>>15754984
is the bearded faggot replaced every couple of years? i think the channel is like 15 years old at least, and seeing how all of their food is grease baked in grease with a side of extra greasy grease i doubt the faggot has too great a life expectancy.

>>15778146
>>15779272

lol

>>15781434
He'll outlive you, that's for sure.

>>15774812

That motherfucker who i responded to asked about it.. wtf do u mean

>>15781501
orly? id say wait and see, but there is zero chance ill remember he exists unless another ck thread reminds me.

>>15781583
sounds like you don't have your BBQ shoes on

>>15781589
true. heterosexuals tend not to have bbq shoes.

>>15781597
well yeah, breeders have no fashion sense

>>15781600
guilty as charged. ive been wearing the same type of shirt, blue jeans, shirt and leather / jeans jacket for the last 16 years.

>>15761422
Nah, one of them is black.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQU_VPbv_sU&

>>15765757
i swear you people just try to come up with the most random shit

>>15771380
take your meds
>ywnbaw
wow you sure convinced me im actually a tranny!

Kek, how is this thread still alive, I've been banned twice from /ck/ thanks to this very thread and let back in, in the meantime.

>>15781960
you weren't wearing your bbq shoes desu

>>15761978
Video would have been awesome of the landlord showed up and kicked the ever living shit out of her.

>>15761978
are those fucking completely unseasoned? what the fuck?

>>15762445
this would only make the jizz easier to spot and wash out. now answer the question

>>15754984

>>15754984
i wanna be their cumbucket so bad

>>15777777

>>15767087
No such thing as "nazi's", havent existed since 1945

>>15782098
what the fuck were these boomers thinking

>>15784444
im no chemist, but i can entertain the thought of the taste being good since its just a smoky ash. the real question is just how much hazardous shit tobacco ashes contain.

(and my entire prejudice against tobacco consumption is based on a chapter of a chinese drawing series where a recruit wanted to avoid going to the front by eating tobacco, which the commanding officer noticed and suggested castor oil instead since it wouldnt fuck him up for real)

>>15754984
Jannies are out of control.

>>15784578
>not being gay
>on a BBQ Pit Boylove thread
your own fault desu

>>15781960
heheh

I'd happily give away everything I have to live in a cozy big house in a middle of the wild where you can bbq with a bunch of your bros while drinking beer. Gay or not, but I'd go for it, and had a time of my life while at it.

https://youtu.be/sNWjTU6KYso
5:40

gay or not the location looks comfy as fuck for festival or concert.

>>15754984

>alright I'll be the judge of this
>watch a couple pit boy vids
>they cannot get through 2 sentences without making cooming noises
>ooooooooohhhh yeahhhhhh
>mmmmmm
>wooooo weeee
>hyeahhhhhhhh

how are people not averse to that? lol. they're pretty big on youtube. you'd think more people would be like, hey grandpa is making coom noises while he describes everything this is kinda hard to listen to

>>15785265
>Soooo gudt!

>>15754984
i hope not

>>15785265
its because off camera there is always a thirsty cumslut sucking their dicks, the appeal is to imagine youre the slut

>>15759525
Pellet smoker? I have a Weber kettle and I'm considering getting an offset. Still trying to decide if I want to go pellet or normal.