/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Maybe I'd do Thai food and make sure to make it like it's done over there.
Everyone here vacations in Thailand but good Thai food is very rare here.

Don Chong's Imperial Hacienda

>Baja shrimp egg rolls
>Sesame chicken burrito
>MuShu Carnitas Tacos
>Shrimp cheviche with salted fish
>Char su tamales

I'd be making bio-eco-healthy fruit juices/nonalcoholic cocktails overday but really the point would be to have a mobile cocktail bar for hipster females with rich partners and get those huge margins
But it'd probably be more difficult to get the right paperwork for that kind of stuff
Otherwise i dunno, charcuterie boards and fresh sandwiches, grilled or not. It's still be at least half veggie menu all healthy shit

>>15752159
You should have english translations

Soylent
Soylent
Soylent
Soylent
Hot sauce

>water
>water
>water
>water
>Jackie Chan

>>15752140
FISH & CHIPS
BURGERS
SASSAGES
KEBABS

Hipsters lose their shit over basic bitch food with a "twist". Make grilled cheese but incorporate tempeh into the bread and charge 15$, wa la

>>15752205
Huh, I happen to have a tempeh guy. Anon I'm stealing your stupid hipster idea

Chicken fried rice
Chicken bog
Vegetable stir fry
Aracini
Bibimbap

cheap overhead, delicious hearty food. lots of condiments outside.

>>15752140
SLIDERS
SHAKES
FRIES

>>15752140
I only serve one thing only: Beef Wellington

>chiky tendies
>mozzarella stick
>fries
>onion rings
>cheeseburgers

Basically manchild food. $5 a basket. Would make a killing at festivals for how cliche the menu is but you'll still buy it cause youre drunk and fucked up.

My parents once came really close to opening a restaurant called "Stix" where everything on the menu came on a stick, so probably that.

They wanted it to have an accompanying bar next door called "Stones". I can't remember what the theme for that was though.

>>15752140
>Bread
>Beef patty
>Lettuce
>Cheese
>Bottom bread

>>15752140
I would call it Santo Subito - a breakfast/light meal foodtruck
for wagies and corpos
On the menu:
Sandwiches/subs
Soups
Fresh juice
coffee
Liquor - if you want we can spike your beverages so that you job can be more enjoyable

The menu would be short and simple, ingredients bought in bulk. Affordable, hearty and pleasant food

>>15752140
>Bratwurst
>Onion Rings
>Cheese Curds
>Italian Beef
>$2 beer in a opaque plastic cup

Smoked meat sandwiches (pork, beef and chicken) on toasted french rolls
Baked beans
Cole slaw
Chips
Can/bottle soda and water

Snags
Bread
Sauce
Onion
Hammers

>>15752140
>Used condom
>wet tampon
>lightly-used tissue
>refurbished diaper
>creme of ashtray soup

>>15752140
Vegan Chyz Burger
Vegan Chili Chyz Dog
Vegan Dog
Vegan Chili Chyz Fries
Fries

>>15752140
salads
veg
soup
fruits
ice cream

>>15752396
Chyna Chruck

>charcoal grilled pork
>charcoal grilled beef
>maybe charcoal grilled chicken
>charcoal grilled lamb if I'm feeling fancy
>some bread to go with it

>Doritos
>ramen
>Peperoni
>salted peanuts
>shitload of weird juices such as a bottle of Gatorade and melted cheese sauce

>>15752146
you think tourists are eating authentic thai food when they go to thailand?

>Cuban sandwiches, no modifications allowed
Simple as. Could make a killing, prep all sandwiches in advance and press to order. Could charge $10 for ~$2-3 worth of ingredients, even using high quality stuff. Everybody loves a good Cubano.

>>15752191
Fuck

>>15752140
purple drank
jenkem
meth
moonshine
cheeseburgers

>>15752140
>Crêpes
>Aligot with sausage
>Buckwheat crepes (Salmon & Leeks, Andouillette & Cheese..)
>Piemontaise
>Soup of the day

Beer/Cider as beverages (Mulled wine in the winter)

rice

pig nose
chicken feet
intestines
fish eyeballs
lambs brains

>>15752140
a truck called "food turk" with a giant turkish flag (red replaced with islamic green)
the twist? it only sells pakistani food

>>15752140
prescription pills

>>15752251
Were you also going to have a sex club next them called "Break my Bones"?

>>15752140
Turds, farts, puke, piss, cum.

>>15752140
Chili (mild or 5 alarm)
Chili cheese fries
Chili dog
Meatloaf
Garbage plate

>>15753157
this but toots instead of farts

Mein Kampy Fud Truk.

Rouladen
Stewed cabbage
Schnitzel
Rost beef
Schpatz

>>15752670
Have a guy in Squamish who makes Cubano sandwiches. He serves them with an amazing potato salad.

>>15752314
based midwest bro. id eat that food. you could do mashups like cheese curds on a brat with italian beef flavored mustard too

Loaded baked potatoes
>Classic loaded potato
>baked potato with chorizo and cheese
>chili con carne baked potato
I had other menu items in mind but i forgot

>estrogen
>heroine
>anti-depressant
>scissors
>rope

>>15752140
TITS & TATERS
with a wide variety of fixxxins'

>>15752140
So you spell it "truk?" You're a guaranteed failure.

>>15753463
Add some fried zucchini

Potato soup
Cream of cheddar soup
Tea, coffee, hot chocolate
Meatballs in mushroom sauce
Toasted bread

All served hot or very warm in thick-walled cups with lids for maximum heat retention. Run for 6 months through fall and winter in a northeastern city such as Boston or Philadelphia.

there'd be one and only one meal
red beans and rice with andouille sausage
no modifications, no substitutions
don't have money ready? don't know how many servings you want?
no soup for you! back of line
we'd smoke our own ham hocks and andouille sausage
we'd also ferment our own hot sauce and you'd get a little 1 oz. condiment cup, if you'd like
we'd also sell it by the bottle
you'd get a proper serving of andouille and we'd sear it on a flat top so that it's tender and juicy rather than boiling all day and turning into condoms
maybe sell our sausage to people who want to take home to make gumbo

>Bratwurst with homemade sauerkraut
>a cheeseburger with pepperoni, bacon, a fried egg, pepperocini, pickles, and lettuce
>Breakfast tacos (chorizo or bacon available)
>Shoestring french fries with chili, cheese, and bacon available as add-ons
>Fried pickles

>>15752140
Grilled squid
Grilled shrimp
Baked onion
Ranch style beans
Scrambled eggs

Deli quality meat and cheese sandwiches with fresh bread
Homemade kettle chips

>>15752140
Everything on a stick. Pizza on a stick, Quesadilla on a stick, corndog on a stick, pickle on a stick, mac and cheese on a stick.

>>15753795
>>15752251
You were already beat, you will never make it

>>15752140
Already have one, I just do fried chicken, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese and collard greens. That's it, you get however many pieces of chicken you're willing to pay for, and those three items are your sides. Sweet tea is the only beverage I sell.

>>15753406
>one rope and scissors please!
>cut rope in half, now have 2 rope and one scissors
>repeat forever, have infinite rope and one scissors

Retarded business model

>>15752140
>fried chicken
>watermelon
>grape kool aid
No niggers allowed. Period.

Roastie's Truck;

Roast Beef sandwich
Gammon Flap sandwich
Beef Curtain sub
Fish Tacos
Chocolate Covered donuts

>>15752140
Big Poppa Sloppa's Sloppa Stoppa

Everything is slop and is served in an immensely inconvenient and flimsy paper bowl for the ultimate street food experience. If you don't hold it right, piping hot sloppa will flow onto your hand. Only the spoons are of decent quality.

>Breakfast slop
Beans in tomato sauce with scrambled eggs and sausage slices

>Lunch slop
Spicy paprika chicken with bell pepper and rice

>Supper slop
Crumbled baked potato with onion, sauerkraut, bacon dices and Bratwurst slices

>Dinner slop
Hachée with red cabbage and mashed potatoes but half-heartedly mixed

>Late night slop
Whatever is left from the day, refried with a lot of cheese and gravy added

>>15752140
>sushi
>tacos
>tendies

Feeling Fit Buddy
>Grilled chicken breasts
>Sweet potato fries
>Brown rice
>Broccoli
>Whole milk
Milk truck design. Embed related on speakers
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
discounts if no shirt and backwards cap

>>15753229
do you cook with gas?

>>15753932
Thas sum gud slop

>>15752140
bacon wrapped pangasius
fried pangasius
blackened catfish
fried catfish
beignets

Proppa sloppa

1:sloppa beans
2:sloppa chicken
3:sloppa beef
4:fried sloppa
5:alotta sloppa

>>15752140
Grilled cheese sandwiches
>5 types of bread
>7-8 types of cheese
>Ham, pastrami or just cheese.

>>15752159
That sounds pretty good actually.

S-Dog's Shawarma Shack

Chicken thigh pilaf
Chicken shawarma
Ful medames with chicken livers, lime juice and eggs
Lamajin
Loaded fries

All served with shredded cabbage salad,, chilli sauce and sumac sprinkled yoghurt dressing

>>15754219
Sounds great but you should have some lamb too

>>15754134
>Ham, pastrami
so you're selling melts anon?

>>15754126
hack
hack
hack

5 items is way too many
I'd do a pasta sauce of the day
A sandwich of the day
And a salad of the day

At least one would be vegetarian, and all would be gluten free

>>15752140
burger
hot dog
guy-row
poutine
burrito

Baked Potatoes, wrapped like a burrito filled with a couple toppings of your choice.
Call it Po'ritos or something stupid and charge 6.99 and 3 dollars for a mexican coke.

low overhead, 20 bucks to feed two people.

Fries, hamburgers, chicken burgers, chicken wraps, chicken fingers.

Salt, pepper, lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup, mustard, dill pickle, Frank's, sour cream, salsa.

Onion rings sound great but they fuck up oil so are impractical from a business perspective.

>>15753494
what if op is in Truk?

>>15752664
what, they go to mcdonalds?

>>15752140

Had Delectabowl a couple of times while at Kuhnhenns brew pub here in Warren MI and it was good and seems like a good idea for a food truck.

>>15755206
>Delectabowl

>>15755206
>Kuhnhenns brew pub

small bean and rice plate $2
bean and rice plate $2.50
bean and rice burrito w/ cilanto, onion, salsa $3.00
bean cheese rice burrito w/ cilantro, onion, salsa $3.50
bean, cheese & salsa burrito $3

id park next to the $15 food trucks
or outside public transit stations

>>15755206

>>15752701
based

>Uncle J's
smoked chicken wings
pulled pork sammich
smoked turkey leg
beef short rib

>>15752140
. patatas bravas (this would be the star)
. good quality nachos with all the good shit, no beans though
. calamares a la romana
. chicken + tomato + lettuce + cheese + mayo sandwitch (with toasted baguette bread)
. french fires with sauce

I think that would do the trick.

>>15755334
Pass

>>15752225
>Chicken fried rice
pic related
also honorable mention for:
. butterchicken with rice as a side
. chinese chicken + bamboo + chinese shrooms

>>15752140

guns
ammo
grenades
authentic birria tacos
surface to air guided missile systems

>>15755705

Here you go, kid. Now go away, adults are talking.

>>15752140
Being latino, I sell crackcocaine, papadomolos, avocadosammiches and fresh water

Dinosaur nuggets
gourmet kraft mac and cheese
potato smilies
pb&j
Pizza

All made from scratch. Park in front of some soy business like Amazon or something and people will eat that shit up

>>15755797
Cinco items, Pedro. That's only quatro.

>>15752314
I'd be happy with this

>>15756126
Why do you I'm a business man?

>food trucks

gross

>>15756126
There was a typo. Crack and cocaine were two different items.

>>15754219
Where you sourcing your pickles and turnips? Onions in house? Sauces? This is key.

>>15752199
you are right

>>15753699
Based. I'd eat your sausage Anon

>>15752140
>Egg and sausage
>Egg, sausage and bacon
>Egg, sausage and spam
>Spam, egg, bacon and spam
>Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam.

No lobster thermidor aux crevettes today. Sorry.

>>15752140
>zacs
Ayyyy delco nigger
I love their specify fries. So good

>>15758399
*spicy
I goofed

Ok it would be an "Axis of Power" themed van, complete with props and uniforms.
We'd have 2 items from each German, Japanese and Italian cuisines.

>>15752140
instant noodles with things added
avocado toast
toasted sandwiches

>>15754301
I was thinking a sort of bastardised mint heavy kofta pitta/burger hybrid thing as minted lamb burgers from the butchers are absolutely delectable and ive never met someone that didnt love them.. normal kofta could be too ethnic for my 97%white area most normies would want a burger

Maybe mini sujou (whatever that red beef sausage turks eat is called) hotdogs could go down well if they arent too rich


>>15756582
Produce wont be a problem i live near the countryside
I'll be pickling my own purple turnips and making the garlic sauce and chilli sauce myself, im thinking lacto fermented harrisa vibes with meme rose petals and a fuck ton of parsley mixed in on the day
Ill cheat and buy the crispy onions from a polski store tho

>>15752140
gyros/kebab/burrito type thing with braised beef
jalapeeno poppers
fries
little sliced fruit bowls
iced black coffee/sweet tea

i might unironically start one in my town because i could easily but then the thought of dealing with customers gives me flashbacks to my teenage fast food experience and my blood starts to boil and i imagine bathing in the gore of a sea of normies

first retarded karen-haired nigger who chimps out at my truck gets a face full of hot oil. i couldn't do it, i'd get arrested in a week. i can't repeat my teenage experience i'm too old

>>15753932
based. i'm thinking it's a papa sloppa's night.

>>15752140
Made to order nachos. But do it like Waffle House's hash browns.
You'd have the chips by default, and every additional item costs extra.
I'd have a bunch of additional items, including but not limited to:
Shredded cheese
Nacho cheese
Salsa
Pico de gallo
Beef
Chicken
Fish
Lettuce
Grilled onion + pepper
Jalapeno
Guacamole
Black beans
Pinto beans
Rice
Sour cream

>>15758468
Are you actually doing it? It sounds delicious, I'd visit your food truck every day

>>15755798
How do you make potato smiles from scratch

>>15752140
hmm

>>15752664
Yes.
t. tourist

>>15752701
I would frequent this establishment

>>15753833
Where’s the biscuits you colossal faggot

>>15758534
Its still just a plan atm, got 3 or 4 more years of tradeying yet and saving more money but i want to start it in my late 30s when my body starts slowing down

>>15758600
Cut a potato into slices, punch the holes for the eyes and mouth, boil, then roast

New York pizza by the slice

>>15758528
Best post so far.

>>15752140
My food truck is called STICKS.
It will be random fucking shit, deep-fried. ON A STICK. I will make thin people fat, fat people enormously fat, and my wallet the fattest of them all. You will buy my shit. ON A STICK.

Beef and rice bowl with gravy
Ground chuck beef and cheese on fries
Lamb shank poutine
Spicy bbq tuna and rice
Nanaimo bar & a scoop of vanilla

>>15752140
Egg and Bacon
Egg, Sausage and Bacon
Egg, Spam, Sausage and Bacon
Egg, Spam, Sausage, Spam and Bacon
Spam, Egg, Spam, Sausage, Spam, Bacon and Spam

eggs

>>15754156
It's always been in the back of my mind but the restaurant game is fucked. Would rather have it in a small takeout only kitchen like an old Central Park or Cookout


>>15754219
Sounds good, would eat.

>>15752140
The McChicken
>1. McChicken
>2. McChicken
>3. McChicken
>4. McChicken
>5. McChicken

>>15752140
Croque monsieurs et madames
Smoked salmon crepes
Pommes frites (add raclette, lardons)
Saucisse de Toulouse on a roll with mustard

deep fried avocado no one is allowed to steal this idea as it is free money from hipsters

>>15752140
Rice, salad, tempura shrimp, tempura chicken, tempura tilapia, tempura potatoes, tempura sweet potatoes, various tempura vegetables. By only having a single type of cooking method I should be able to keep my work flow relatively fast and my costs down. Plus everyone loves fried food.

>>15752140
Clam cakes, chowdah, and cans of Pepsi.

I'd do a build your own korean bbq tacos.

Pussy cheese
Pussy cheese
Pussy cheese
Pussy cheese
Pussy milk

A food truck in my town wouldn't work too well. There is apparently some law that would require it to have a bathroom for the customers and employees.

We did have one food truck that sold hamburgers and Mexican food. They had to shut down their food truck and is in the process of building a metal barn to sell food from.

If I was going to do it, though, I'd probably concentrate on hamburgers, hot dogs, and sandwiches.

>>15752670
Yeah I watched Chef as well.

>Buttered toast, 50p
>Fruit juice, 50p
>Cereal bar, 50p
>Carton of Milk, 50p
>Park outside busy workplaces/universities in the morning and make billions

>>15752140
Used socks with picture of girls feet.
Used panties with picture of the girls behind wearing the panties.
Used bra with picture of the girls breasts with the bra on.
Used hair scrunchie with picture of the girls hair with the scrunchie in it.
Chili dogs with the best homemade hot chili you’ve ever had.

>>15762331
Saw this one coming, yeah. Worked at a butcher shop, we made a limited number of cubanos every Saturday. Got shitloads of people in the door to buy our overpriced (albeit high-end) meats. We made the ham and roasted pork, had a bakery make the bread for us with our lard. Sold out every weekend. $10 sandwich that we easily could've charged $15 for. People eat this shit up, regardless of some cringey meme movie that most normies haven't even heard of. So yeah, my idea is pretty much the movie Chef.

>>15757839
'ave you got anything without spam innit?

burgers, cheesesteak, bacon&egg, wurst, chicken breast

serve with good bread. the best part, for me, is that i can use one big grill for everything

Hipster burger
>vegan abomination made of "local ingredients" from China
Mämmi
>looks like shit, cheap to make. Sell 100gr for 15$
Tapas platter
>dangerously overpriced olives, ciabatta and sardines
Döner kebab
>microwaved pita with hot sauce to cover the taste
Super loaded fries
>French fries with "secret homemade sauce" and two week old plastic cheese slices

Pizza
Fried chicken
Green spaghetti
Fried chicken sandwiches
Bbq wings

>>15752140
If its a food truck, its not going to have 5 items
Its going to be one or two items really well

Grilled cheese trucks are my favorite btw

>>15764377
Nobody gonna buy food from a truck that sells both tapas and döner

>>15753235
>Have a guy in Squamish who makes Cubano sandwiches. He serves them with an amazing potato salad.
you're gonna have to tell me what place does them, next time i make it out to squamish i gotta try that

>>15752140
Gyros, falafel, pita + hummus plate, greek salad, kebab w/ side salad. Sides for every order (salad, fries, hummus + pita slices etc).

I'm not even Greek, but where I'm from we have Armenians pretending to be Italian, Turks pretending to be Greek, and Chinese/Viets pretending to be Japs to sell pizza/gyros/sushi, so fuck it.

>>15754514
Yes because they're not there to experience the culture, they're there to fuck kids

Uncut Sausage
Caramelized onions
Bun
Condiments
Drinks

Fancy pants food trucks defeat the purpose. A food truck is supposed to dab on gourmet fag's fancy high rent restaurants by selling cheap, simple, tasty fare to crowds.

>>15764419
Two places I know of in the USA, one in Florida in some hotel another that was on a block where I used to live. I never quite got the names of them I just knew where they were.

>>15764419
They were both really awesome, tiny little joints that made awesome cubanos and stews. The one in NYC was on like 8th ave bet 19th and 20th street or so, dunno if it still exists given the evil virus.

There's nothing like a good cubano to fix a hangover.

>>15764445
Based, i'm not going to some fags food truck to eat shrimp and caviar.

>>15764510
Stand in line like a fag too and pay $50 for rat meat, not happening.

>>15758635
I don't know

>>15758635
I know how to fry chicken, and make a pot of greens,and a pot of mac and cheese. I don't know how to make good biscuits, so I don't. Don't like it? Go to kfc then, I don't give a fuck.

>>15753229
>Schpatz
That sounds jewish

>>15753795
Are you the anon whose parents wanted to open the "sticks" restaurant?

>>15752140
I'd do an ice cream truck. Not the regular kind, I'd stick a soft serve machine in it, probably just chocolate and vanilla, with your basic ice cream toppings. Also run a freezer with a couple gallons of regular ice cream of various flavors that are offered for an upcharge.

>burger
>fries
>hotdog
>coffee
>pizza

whatever doesn't require a fork.sell to blue collared workers

call it the long hogs truck and fuck

>>15752726
Spotted the homo/woman

>>15752140
I'd sell a bunch of Mexican food that's all made the same way, just folded or rolled differently.

>>15760717
Wow someones gay

>>15763029
My name a chef

>>15752751
rang like menu sound good

Lingua
Crepas
Cabesa
Horchata
Dead hipsters

>>15752146
Because no self respecting Thai would ever live in Europe.

>>15753792
one of the best answers itt

>>15755788
I fucking love birria bros

>>15753229
The final solution to your cravings

>>15752140
1. Turkey BLT sammich
2. Bacon cheeseburger
3. Cajun Fries
4. Tacos al Pastor
5. Chicken tendies with rotational sauces (buffalo, sweet & sour, ranch, etc.)

Vegan sausage made out of actual vegans with brioche buns

Wild boar pulled pork

Moose kebab

Aligator nuggets shaped like dinos

Kangaroo burgers

>>15753699
That's rice and beans and fuck you.

Beef paya
Chapli kabab
Mutton Karachi
Beef pulao
Chicken karahi