/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15750365
>mean
They mean that they're sexist insecure smalldicks enforcing gender norms

>>15750365
thats not very much food, barely lunch

>>15750365
The real reason is that women are annoying in a professional environment and they aren’t autistic enough

>>15750365
>women literally have a markedly lower average body temperature than men
>women take boiling hot showers to make up for their lack of body heat
>women constantly complain about being cold
>women perpetually have ice cold hands
>women's hands are somehow too warm for them to be sushi chefs
What did the nips mean by THIS?

>>15750373
lol shut up retard

>>15750382
Nips are stupid

>>15750373
>bigotry is bad
>all Japanese are sexist and have small dicks
Two truths of the world. Japanese food is great, and hypocrites are funny.

>>15750365
My salad bowl is never cold or good at making salads, but I don't care, it looks nice, plus I enjoy displaying my dominance over my kitchenware

>>15750373
Islam is right about women

>>15750365
Good lord you buy this? It's quite literally an excuse to get women naked, not once, but twice. Nothing superstitious about it. Men like naked women. What are you gay?

>>15750382
>the gaijin bought it
>we'll lower their birthrates, they'll lower their guard!
that wirr be fifee dorra preez thank you

>>15750382
>women have a lower average body temperature than men
they don't though
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/time-to-redefine-normal-body-temperature-2020031319173
>Women tend to have higher body temperature than men

>>15750365
Probably just comes down to advertising. Not a bad move.

>>15750365
I would kick women out of my kitchen if I was autistic, too. Wait a minute! I'm autistic!

It’s quite simple.
Their bodies are too warm to handle the fish. Notice her body isn’t touching the the broad slice of fish on the nigiri, and is only touching a tiny bit at the ‘bottom’ of the sliced maki.

However, their natural body temperature and salt/flavor lends umami to the rice, and the “heat points” you mentioned enhance the rice with pheromones which enhance the dining experience.

See pic: this exact same principle is why armpit-onigiri is superior to hand-formed onigiri.

>>15750365
how does one attend a dinner like this? I have the money

>>15750860
Literally just hire a whore.
Nyotaimori girls are almost always just escorts.

>>15750884
>eating sushi that's been near the vagina of a prostitute
oh yum, what a treat

>>15750365
They meant that women are only good for breeding and using as plates duh

>>15750894
Well yeah, that tends to be the demographic of women who sell their body as a service.
What were you expecting? Some innocent virgin waitress who only went along with it because it’s her first week on the job?

>>15750365
>because their hands are too warm

this can't be right, because women are always bitching about their hands being cold.

>ITT: retards don't understand how simple heat transference works

brotip: the reason women "feel cold" is because they are losing heat, not because they are cold.

>>15750903
my expectations are irrelevant. it's just gross to eat anything off a prostitutes vagina.

>>15750903
Yes

>>15750894
yes

>>15750705
Then why do they always have ice cold hands and take 200 degree showers that leave my skin scalded?

>>15750903
Yes

>>15750903
Yes

>>15750903
Yeah, pretty much.

>>15750365

Their society is still ruled by men.

>>15750903
yes

>>15750460
>>>/retard/

>>15750952
>it's just gross to eat anything off a prostitutes vagina.
You think modern Nyotaimori sounds gross?
It had toned the fuck down over time.
>The origin of nyotaimori can be traced back to the food play of wakamezake performed in Yūkaku during the Edo period, where sake would be poured into sex worker's pubic region for drinking purposes.
So it starred with literally sucking sake out of hooker puss.

>>15750903
im thinking innocent unwilling high school girl whos only doing it to alleviate her familys debt

>>15750894
adds a little yeasty taste to the sushi

>>15750365
good point, I'll remember this

I’ve heard the girls who are used as sushi serving platters can make a lot of money

>>15750844
so hot

women smell like raw fish already, they shouldn't handle it

>>15751159
>sake would be poured into sex worker's pubic region for drinking purposes
I probably would. Especially back then.

>>15751328
Western/blonde ones can, as that particular flavor of whore isn’t as easily available in Japan.
But they still just do it as a side gig if opportunity presents, as it’s less lucrative than actual whoring.
The rules are usually no touching her, no talking to her.
So she just has to simply lay there. Practically a day off by whore standards.

As long as she’s smart enough to not drink anything beforehand so she doesn’t have to suddenly piss, and as long as she doesn’t fart, it’s easy money.

>>15751159
sorta like Cherries Jubilee in New Orleans - served in the vagina of a high priced hooker

>>15751005
For the first part because the focus on the higher body temperature is the center of the body cause it also has to regulate the heat for the baby as well. As for the second one your just a bitch take 199 degree showers until your able to do 200. If your skin isn't red and peeling by the end you didn't wash yourself properly

>>15751391
Difference is I’d drink vag-sake all night from a Japanese hooker.
You literally couldn’t pay me to touch a Nawlins hoe.

>>15750365
I can only afford 7-11 sushi eaten off a blow up doll

>>15750365
>their hands are too warm
Why are my gf's hands like ice then?

>>15751328
>placing sushi on feet
Disgustingly pointless. They don’t compliment each other at all. This was clearly a staged photoshoot directed by someone who knows nothing of pairing a Japanese girl with Japanese cuisine.
Feet are not for food. They are for beverage.
Before being used for serving, she is to shower and scrub, but not use soap.
So her feet will have a natural delicate flavor, but it would compete with the similar delicate flavor of sushi.
However, it is the perfect compliment to the light flavor of a premium Junmai Daiginjo.
When poured into a wooden masu, she can easily submerge all 5 toes, from which you’ll obtain the perfect sip from them immediately after withdrawal.
This is an important lesson for life, so you’d best take notes.

>>15751405
>7-11 sushi eaten off a blow up doll
that totally deserves a pictorial

>>15751383
Its Japan. I was told if the girl farts she gets paid extra

>>15751750
That’s just a stereotype.
Japanese are like everyone else; except for a small minority, they’re into normal things like armpits and feet.

>>15751383
i'd pay extra for her to fart on the food

>>15750365
Fuck off weaboo

>>15750382
Never touched a women have you?

>>15750365
>what did the nips mean by this?
Women are property.

>>15750903
You nailed it, lol

>>15750365
Nyotaimori is assault.

>>15751864

Every damn time.

>>15750903
>Some innocent virgin waitress who only went along with it because it’s her first week on the job

Man...and if she could sob quietly while I eat and then when I'm done continue to cry while I blow a load on her face, that would be nice.

>>15750381
Bingo. Jap sushi making is the epitome of professional autism, a woman would want to cut corners.

>>15751360
>>15751525
>>15751760
Posting in a based thread

>>15751900
That’s pretty heartless, anon.
She’s only doing it because her mom is sick with covid, and her dad recently lost his job but the local Yakuza family is trying to collect on his gambling debt.

>Bangkok
Yeah you know, that city in Japan, Bangkok.

>>15751383
>Western/blonde ones can
It's true. Some white trash blonde with no tits and no ass could easily become a millionaire in about 5 years just by prostituting herself to Japanese businessmen. We're talking about clean-cut men wearing expensive business suits that have tiny little dicks paying thousands just to have sex for 20 minutes. It really makes me wonder why named Tammi Ann and Brandi Lynn who work as lot lizards in Arkansas sucking 80 year old trucker dick for .50 cents a pop don't just buy a plane ticket to Japan and do that instead. But it's a funny world we live in.

>>15750903
Ideally, yeah

Maybe im just too much of a troglodyte to appreciate finer arts but i've never enjoyed food entertainment places like hibachis where they toss the food into your mouth. When I go to a restaurant I want to eat my food, and if I want to be entertained i'll go somewhere else to fulfil that

>>15751343
Damn right it is.
Delicious too.

>>15752016
>hibachis


lol I remember I went to one of those places once and this fat drunk dude spilled his drink all over the grill and the "chef" just stared at him and then walked out the front door, got into his car and drove away.

Does anyone here know why that happened? Are those cooks actually important artists or some shit?

>>15751525
boi

Did it really take this long for someone to pick such low-hanging fruit:
>>15751980

And regardless of that, more people are going to consider eating sushi off of someone's body undesirable relative to sushi being made by a woman unless you're being contrarian.

>>15752078
>such low-hanging fruit
It isn’t low-hanging fruit, it’s rotten fruit laying on the ground that people walk past for a reason.
Dismissing the question because “lol your image wasn’t taken in Japan” is as faggoty as dismissing something because “lol you made a typo, so I’m right by default”.

>>15752042
The one time I went to one I was talking to the guy and he'd been there for 8 months and learned by watching YouTube videos so I doubt there's a lot of autism like sushi preparation. Also there was egg shells in my fried rice so it sucked

>>15750365
>see an areola in that pic

UH MODS
M O D S????????????????

>>15752107
>Dismissing the question because “lol your image wasn’t taken in Japan” is as faggoty as dismissing something because “lol you made a typo, so I’m right by default”.
True, which is why I also wrote a second sentence with an unsubstantiated hot take to fit the mood.

>>15750365
Based as fuck. Clearly some autistic Japanese guys didn't want women in their kitchen being loud and shit, lel
Come to think of it, I've never seen a female sushi chef, even in Chinese and Korean owned restaurants.

I want to suck a california roll out of her butthole.

>>15752137
Why are you asking as if they're lurking the thread?
Report it if you actually care. I don't think anyone else does. If you like it, I'm not sure why you'd want them to intervene.

>>15752152
I'm gonna vomit man there is a areola in a blue board.

>>15752161
God I wish I could vomit right on the spot that would be so fucking great

>>15752167
Vomit in her sushi scented pussy pls

>>15752176
Ok, a sushi scented pussy would be so welcome. Holy fuck

>>15751936
Even better.

>>15750382
kek famous asian iq at work

>>15750365
Originally a joke about pornographic novels.
It's a Japan tour for foreigners now, and it seems that it is actually offered.
99.9% of Japanese have never seen Nyotaimori.
I have never seen it either.

>>15752195
>99.9% of Japanese have never seen Nyotaimori.
So fucking what?
99.9% of Americans have never snorted coke from between the tits of a hooker.
That doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen, and it doesn’t mean the concept is magically unknown to the people who haven’t tried it.

>>15752206
So it's just the same fucking story.

I am 12 years old and I have never had sex.

>>15752246
Have a chili dog

>>15751398
so their hands would still be colder right?

>>15752206
it doesn't count unless it's an UNDERAGE hooker

>>15750365
dip the chinese fish in her pusey and taste the rainbow. after chai we'd talk about her father valubles with her tits still availble

>>15752319
Hold still while I knucc you

>>15752369
Fucking cocksucker ill do tear you a new asshole faggot. Nigger tranny duck off

>>15752380
0/10 for riling me up
10/10 for ousting yourself as a newfag

what the fuck is this thread, ffs

>>15752465
Frinight shippo fago

>>15752392
Do you live in near bangalore, nigger bastich? Chinese womennlovew my cock. Ill bust you up faggot

>>15752478
They love mine too since it's thicker than a xiao long bao
nothing xiao about this bao
though it is long

Japanese food is a miscellaneous chaos.
Traditional Japanese food exists properly. WASHOKU. But that is no longer just a small part of Japanese food.
Various foods from Asia, Europe and the United States have become Japanese. And they are firmly established in Japan.
ramen. Omelette rice. Yakisoba. Okonomiyaki. beef bowl. Katsudon. etc. They are not WASHOKU.
WASHOKU is also various. Besides, Japanese original Western food YOUSHOKU and Japaneseized Chinese ramen.
The Japanese understand WASHOKU. However, even Japanese people cannot understand the range of Japanese cuisine including ramen and YOUS HOKU.
All Japanese food has the same taste. That is one opinion. But that is an expression of ignorance.

>>15752507
Copypasta or no?

>>15752487
I make chinese bitches go bao wow with ny cock. I use one of Pitas old ties in her ass for the tail. My father is a siccessful businessman, yours is a dogbasher

>>15752529
Weak.

>>15752542
What does raw dog taste like? You eat chiwawas in chalupas, gook?

>>15752107
Not really, Bangkok is legendary as a tourist city with all sorts of illegal activtity overlooked by Thai police because it doesn't affect their native society and brings in a lot of money. So, do they even do this in Japan? It seems out of character, they might be perverted on paper but I think the average Japanese would think this is like licking a doorknob. So, you know, maybe wannabe yakuza types do it be assholes but they're ultimately just trolling their fellow japs. Also I've heard the same meme about hand temperature in relation to baking and pastries and such, but it's English or something.

Anyway, my first serious girlfriend had weird, frigid hands and feet, her hands in particular were often clammy and slightly wet. She couldn't sleep with socks on because her feet being too warm somehow drove her nuts, though that didn't stop her from occasionally putting her cold feet on me while I was trying to sleep. She was blonde and green eyed. I think really light people like that often have pretty cold hands, I think it probably evolved to keep them from losing bodyheat in the snow and thus lower the caloric expense of being in the cold in general.

>>15752547
Unfunny cringe

>>15752554
Nothing funny about this ass whupping you'll get

>>1575236
>>15752392
>>15752467
>>15752487
>>15752542
>>15752554
All the gooks get out of Bangalore NOW! Chinese women can satay. And suck ny cock

>>15750382
It's metabolism. Men *produce* more heat, but our core body temp is lower. That's why chicks always need sweaters in comfortable temps for us. Still, due to higher heat production, your argument stands lmao.
>>15750381
This is probably correct.

>>15752573
k

>>15752596
Faggot who tortures dogs and eats chicken's eggs from little boy piss. I fuck your women and feed them my cock

>>15752644
k

.

>>15750860
I'd unironically do this just for the weird experience

>>15750365
It's a brilliant stereotype.

Women can't stand hard physical work.
Menstruation causes changes in taste

These are the two causes

>>15750365
>can't tell if the sushi has gone bad or if the woman is just unhygienic

https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2021/03/ckoomer-xxxvii.html

>>15750365
Women have colder hands

>>15750844
>armpit onigiri
wtf
do Japanese really?

I would seriously eat vagina onigiri though.

>>15751525
Feet are for the cheese course. The foot fungus has the same odor as provolone, for example.

>>15751405
>>15751606
toptopkek

>>15750375
t. fatass

>>15750365
You can't cook the sushi, but you can be the plate for it once it's cooked.
What's there to get?

>>15750381
This

>>15750382
>women take boiling hot showers
You don't?

Does anyone flick the titty as they eat the sushi?

>>15753485
concentrated autism

>>15750382
Nips are stupid, simple as.

>>15750365
It's just a marketing gimmick. I honestly only ever hear about it in the context of 1980s America, although I'm sure they do do it in Japan. But either way it's just to get you to see the exotic restaurant where you eat sushi off boobs.
That pic is literally from Thailand for example.

>>15750373
>t.roastie

>>15753965
>cook
>sushi

>>15750460
very based

>>15754418
Cooked sushi is great tho

>>15750373
> enforcing gender norms
Seething burger

>>15750381
>The real reason is that women are annoying
You used a few too many words there pal, you already had it

There are plenty of female sushi chefs in Japan though.

>>15750365
That's why they don't put the sushi on her hands. Duh.

>>15754769
If you find women annoying at all times you’re gay. Every normal man finds a woman he desires extremely interesting and her company immensely enjoyable when he’s in the mood for love.

>>15754066
I would pinch her nips and pusy with my chopsticks, maybe even dip them in wasabi before that

>>15750381
I accidentally posted this without completing my sentence. I mean autistic enough to develop an obsession the way that men do about things they are passionate about. The reason sushi chefs want apprentices to train for so long is to weed out the people who don’t care enough about the craft - sushi is an art form. It’s about presentation and experience, not just the food. Very much like Chick-Fil-A, actually - they are very picky about their restaurant operators.

There’s a restaurant near me called Sushi Freak. It’s like Subway or Chipotle for sushi. Yeah, they use the same ingredients but the magic is gone. Getting sushi from there is not a joy. It’s a commodity. The workers are there to get their $10.50 an hour (min wage in my state). They roll and cut adequately but the little touches and cares that add up to make a sort of mystical experience are gone.

>>15754863
You basically just said they're only interesting when you want to fuck them, so thanks for agreeing with me retard

>>15754945
That stills means they aren’t annoying SOMETIMES which is why it was reasonable to specify professional environment.

>>15754863
>If you find women annoying at all times you’re gay.
If you don't find them annoying you are gay or omega simp.
If you want to fuck her you fake the interest in what they say, if your wally find them interesting, even if moved by hormones, there's something wrong with you as a male

>>15750365
Thanks for fucking up the catalog for days with that disgusting image.

>>15754896
>The reason sushi chefs want apprentices to train for so long is to weed out the people who don’t care enough about the craft - sushi is an art form.

It seems to be different from the Japanese way of thinking.
The purpose of the long training is to learn solid basic skills, knowledge about fish and applied skills.
Fish also vary by season and by individual.
Customer preferences also change slightly depending on the season.
Change conjunction with this, change the fish purchased or the place of origin.
It is necessary to change the cutting method when cooking.
This is autism of sushi chefs.

>>15755265
take your meds

>>15750382
bro the only reason women complain about the cold and need boiling water for showers is because they are literally from hell

>>15751138
>>>/Islamophobe/

>>15755277
Faggot

I AMNTHE MIGHTY COCK OF VISHNU. IVE 6 EYES TO FEED YOU'RE FISH MOTHER

>>15750373
faggot whitey. go back to watching your cuck porn.

>>15755689
> Finding women interesting
Cut the estrogens

>>15750365
>Sushi off the naked body of a woman
How about off of a Waifu pillow?

>>15754863
gay guys love hanging out with women. guys who hate women in general are just jaded retards too obsessed with getting their dicks wet or the lack thereof.

>>15755265
Virgin hands typed this.

>>15750381
>they aren’t autistic enough
if only people knew the depths of these words

>>15750373
Pretty simple

>>15750844
thats a man

>>15750382
obviously the war hands thing is a retcon for what was originally some kind of culture taboo (possibly religious)

food pleasure and sex pleasure should NEVER cross paths

>>15750388
>>15750449
>>15754326
>>15754659
>>15756823
>Nooooooo Nippon would never be backwards. They're woke and inclusive like my anime tells me

>>15752507
This is the sad end state of weebery, take notes kids

>>15751383
I want her to pee on the sushi though. I'm erect now.

>>15750365
Do rich people really?

>>15756581
Fecally Based

>>15758330
nobody has unironically ever said or thought this

>>15758410
The breastsweat gives the nigiri a subtle additional umami and moistness

>>15752465
jannies, admins, and mods looking for attention. probably some inside joke they have going on in their discord at the moment.
these losers have actively posted in and purposefully kept alive threads spammed for hours straight with nothing but dicks and anime traps before.
typically means another board is getting an abnormally high rate of traffic and the guys here don't give a fuck about moderating since kiddie porn and terrorists threats don't make there way onto /ck/

>>15750375
The sushi is just the appetizer, anon. The main course is underneath.

>>15751996
I wish I was a trucker

>>15750373
damn thats a lot of based buzzwords get me a lady i want to eat pussy off her

>>15750449
Imagine being this big of a weeb.

>>15752644
faggot that has zero issues with degeneracy but gets brain aneurysm the moment someone mentions dogs

>>15750449
>Japanese food is great, and hypocrites are funny.
>t. pic related

>>15751328
I want feet sushi so bad...

>>15750365
>In Japan
>Evaporate muscles at a maid gym
>Hungry
>Eat food off a qt's body
>Install tinder
>Already babes flooding in

It is truly the land of the gods! We can't let niggers and jews ruin it bros.

>>15751159
Neat. Sign me up

>>15758330
based nips not giving a fuck about western degeneracy

>>15761594
No you don’t. See >>15751525

>Reception outside Japan
>The practice has been described as decadent,[9] humiliating,[10] degrading,[11] cruel,[10] antiquated,[11] and objectifying.[10][11]
This made me laugh way more than it should.

>>15750365
so do they do this in gay bars too with a hairy beary dude with spam musubi all over him?

>>15757724
Get laid

>>15761751
>immigrating and racemixing is bad unless i do it

>>15750373

>>15750449
I must uphold the honor of glorious nipponjin

>>15761594
Well its a thing now. Maybe one day you will have feet sushi?