/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15750661
number one victory royal, yeah fort nite we bout to get down 10 kills on the board right now just wiped out tomato town my friend just got downed i revived him now we're heading south bound now we're in pleasant park streets look at the map go to the marked sheet

>>15750664
stop it

The only correct answer is crab rangoons.
Give me all the crab rangoons you have.

>>15750673
is this some kind of esport thing?

>>15750691
yes. it was overwatch i think

yeah, what time do you stop serving lunch specials?

>>15750661
Chickity china Chinese chicken

What part of China is Luncheon in? Is it near Hunan or closer to Shenzhen?

>>15750698
>runch special onry monday to friday ereven am to shree shirty

Why are chinese menus so huge and specific.
you want some chicken and rice and you gotta call them and say I want a number #178

>>15750673
>>15750693
Nigga doesn't know bout chuan. Smh

>>15751493
Forgot pic

>>15750661
Inauthentic Chinese food prepared and served by Filipinos.

>>15751503
>He thinks we don't know this

Western Chinese food is an entirely separate cuisine from Mainland Chinese, which was invented and perfected by entrepreneurial Chinese immigrant chefs between the late 1890's and the 1930's, primarily in Seattle and San Francisco, eventually spreading east.

It was never intended to be authentic Chinese food. It was intended to be exotic-yet-familiar food that appealed to dumb American dockworkers and shit.

>>15750693
you dumb fucking faggot.
how dare you degrade Chuan by claiming he plays every tranny's favorite game Overfaggot.
he's a Dota 2 OG.
pic related, it's his son, another legendary Dota player.

Anyone know why the fuck every chinese place has the same menu layout just a different color? Perhaps its a giant chain masked under infinite names?

>pupu platter
>pork wontons
>sesame chicken
>pork fried rice
>Beef chow fun
>Garlic green beans
>Extra hot mustard

Order from tonight. The beef chow fun was tits.

>>15752177
Take the orange chicken pill bro
sometimes I get extra chicken ;))

>>15752157
See
>>15751587

Western Chinese cuisine was pseudo-intentionally developed by the immigrant community as a sort of open-source franchise where any Asian family can open a restaurant with a certain decor and a certain menu containing a large number of items that all share cheap ingredients, and almost always make a profit as long as there isn't too much competition. The history is fascinating.

>>15751499

Broccoli chicken with fried rice
6 pot stickers
Chicken on the stick
Cup of egg drop soup
One fortune cookie since this is all for me

>>15750693

>>15750664
unfathomably based

>>15753327
Do they have down syndrome?

>>15753327
There's honestly something pure about how they're all clearly so excited and completely fucking retarded. Just happy to be friends and do something goofy.

>>15753550
Worse, they're white

>>15750661
One hot dog.

>>15753327

>>15753692
what a cunt

Wish I could get fried rice the same or that the sweet and sour sauce was sold in grocery stores instead of the shitty plum versions they all are.

>>15754244
which 1?

>lesser races are so seething they wish for down syndrome if they could be white

>>15754261
the lad in the front with horrible posture

>>15750661
欸你好,我要點……欸,等我一下……那個,那個,那個,那個,那個,那個,那個,那個,那個,那個,那個,那個,那個,那個,那個炒鷄肉,謝謝你。

I'll take 2 spring rolls, a General Tao on Lo Mien, a Beef with Black Bean sauce, and a Coca-Cola, please.

>>15750679
are you sure sir, we have a fuck load of crab rangoons

>>15750664
Go back to to tick tock you fucking fag

How do I make kung pao sauce like these shitty chinese american restaurants use on their kung pao chicken? I have a cabinet full if all the chinese sauces and oils and cooking wine, etc. I can make a decent stir fry sauce but so far whenever I try to replicate the kung pao sauce from these mom and pop type chinese takeaways its never the same. Their kung pao isn't even spicy, i add sugar but its still not the same sort of sweetness their sauce has.

>>15754912
are you adding MSG?

>>15754926
I just bought some recently, haven't tried it yet. My local place says they don't use MSG on their menu but that could just be bullshit.

>>15754999
It is.

>>15754912
buy it wholesale from the supplier, those restaurants aren't cooking so much as they're just assembling kits

>>15750693
seagull is so based kek

>>15751493
he look like he spent lot of time chuan hee hee hee

>>15754350
>那個
nigger?

>>15753327
H*ck yeah youth group senpai

>>15758645
How rude! I would never say such a thing. 那個

>>15752157
A few giant distributors
>>15757967
Like who?

>>15750661
Yo senpai lemme get dem general sho chickums and some fried rice and like 6 of dem rangoons I’m finna chow down no pun intended

>>15750661
Can I sodomize your underage daughter that works the register?

>>15750661
chicken and broccoli prease, thank you

>>15750661
Lance Corporal Tso's Chicken. Egg rolls. Chicken wings. Won Ton soup.

>>15750693
My move would be to just take my dick out and helicopter it for a few seconds before proceeding off the stage.

>>15750664
Dont

>>15753692
Based

my local chinese place makes a mean green bean dish. its just green beans pepper and soy sauce but they cook it in the dirty stir-fry dish so it has this distinct chinese food flavor added to it. order of that and some white rice is like $6 and fills you up for the day

>>15750664
fpbp

>>15753558
They seem to be Americans, so that really isn't true.

>>15750661
I'll have the ching Chong ping pong nong dong fong prease.

>>15750661
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
don't be frontin son no seeds on the bun