/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15746799
blond wheat beer

>>15746799
Only the best mainstream beer available

>>15746799
For a macrobrew it's not bad.

>>15746799
If I wanted to taste a hoe garden id call your mother

>>15746799
>hoo-garten
not even that great. try some bayerische staatsbrauerei weihenstephan

>>15747299
>weihenstephan
based. every beer I've had from them has been amazing. their lager is my favorite of all time.

That stuff tastes European.

>>15746799
some bëër

>>15746799
Beer bros how do I get into beer, I've only ever enjoyed the shit that has some fruit flavors like shock top, or purple haze.

>>15748499
just taste different beers anon.

IPA is also garbage

>>15746815
This is my favourite macrobrew, really reccomend this dutch beer.

>>15746799
It's actually not bad for the price

>>15748902
based

>>15748499
If you're coming from an American background with light lagers being the most prominent drink I'd recommend trying some cream ales, blonde ales as they are somewhat of a gateway styles to more flavorful beers. Also I'd suggest trying English style beers such as bitters, stouts, irish reds. IPA scene in my opinion is way too oversaturated with shitty brews and finding good ones may be quite hard (and expensive).
I would advise you to return to lagers and even those shitty light lagers when you get some knowledge and tasting experience and then try to find nuances in even the most flavorless beers.
Trying Belgian ales is also a very useful experience since they are completely different from other stuff.

>>15748499
This guy >>15748832 is right about just trying a lot of different beers. He’s wrong about IPA’s though. Some people just like to talk shit about IPA’s because they’re popular. In particular, I’d recommend trying as many beers as possible from your local breweries is there are any near you.

>>15748902
It's weird, I'm always chill af when drinking, but with grolsch I always go a bit nuts. It's like it has a stimulant in it.
Last time I drank grolsch I kidnapped a cat and tried to feed it steak. I woke up with a very pissed off cat in my room. It shat everywhere.

What am I drinking? And do I like it?

>>15748902
If only you knew the endless world of dutch beers my friend, I could show you the way; but I fear you might not be ready.

>>15748499
First get addicted to a liter of vodka a day for 10 year's. Realize you'll die if you keep drinking liquour. Realize you go insane if your BAL drops below .02 . then sip 1 cheap light beer every hour starting at 6pm every night to avoid withdrawals. Dont drink any harder than that or else youll hurt too much in the morning to get out of bed before 6pm to start sipping beer.

This virus shit has really stretched me thin m8

>>15748902
thanks anon just picked up a 12 pack at my local supermarket for 20 bucks
in terms of green bottle teir brews its pretty good

>>15746799
sweet piss. One of the worst wheat commercial readily available wheat beers there is.

>>15748902
pretty good beer and the bottles are good for if you ever try homebrewing.

>>15746799
a hoe's garden (that means pussy)

>>15746799
try a st bernardus

>>15749102
Thanks for making me laugh anon. What happened to the cat?

>>15748902
not bad, but most czech macrobrews are better

>>15748902
it is very good

beer is obese

>>15747495
Yuck

>>15746812
This, btfoes IPAs and all other hoppy shit americans love so much

>>15746799
hoes

>>15746799
Good fucking shit but not as good as pic related, still a good 6 pack that’s easily available though.

>>15746799

Best beer ever. Suck it fags

>>15746799
>it's an american tries his first beer episode

>eurocucks

>>15746812
Incredible based answer

>>15751054

>It's a European with Americans living rent-free in his head

Get back to making our beer so you can buy your adopted Algerian wife's son food Jean Pierre.

hoe is just okay, too forgetful but then again iwas always at least hammered when i grabbed one and taste had long gone out the window.
on to the real question, i bought a tall can of Montucky cuz it was cheap and ive never had it before. what am i in for?

>>15750916
>that’s easily available though.
Man I wish. I have to drive 2 hours to find somewhere that stocks it. I guess I could order online, but not really worth the hassle.

>>15749102