/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15738797
eggs, to out brap each other

>>15738802
They have to eat all of them

>>15738797
>fork in right hand
Do Americans?

Salad, kale, carrots, they're basically rabbits

What do the eggs smell like? Haha...

>>15738812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om7YKQelbGs&list=PLSnt4mJGJfGh1AXjLrFFbhOQmfI34hA9g&index=14

>>15738797
Whatever their bfs buy for them.

>>15738812
Fork gets more total uses than a knife. Why wouldn't it be in the dominant hand?

>>15738797
>can i get something without meat, carbs or fat?
>yes, water

>>15738797
Way too much, the fat cunts.

i want to hold a girls hand bros

>>15738797
for them, it's the mcchicken

>>15738797
preferably me desu

>>15738812
>he keeps the fork In his left hand only
Imagine not swapping forkhand every 20sec to confuse your enemies

>>15738812
>doesn't practice using his feet as hands

>>15738797
Trendy social media pushed stuff
Avocado on toast. Dalgona coffee. Starbucks unicorn latte if you asked this question in a certain week of 2017. Whatever they think would look neat for an instagram or snapchat. Unironically pumpkin spice lattes. Chipotle. Either chic-fil-a or popeye's depending on what side of the culture war they're on. Crappy vegan/gluten-free versions of junk food even if they have no good medical reason to have that sort of diet.

>>15738807
>They don't even know

>fresh bread, olive oil, and balsamic vinegar
>olives
>soft cheeses
>crackers
>peel and eat shrimp
>white wine

>>15738797
Tacos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeOq-viuVmk

today I ate some papa john's pizza and it was disgusting and I got heartburn so then I ate antacids

>>15738797
Not this

>>15738797
bananas, corndogs, hotdogs, popsicles, uncooked eggplants

>>15739372
feet

>>15738797
My girl has eaten and enjoyed literally everything I've ever cooked/made for her. She's not too crazy about shrimp, and she's still on the fence about chicken hearts.

>>15739441
did you grill the hearts?

pizza, wine, avocado, seaweed, fruit juice, fried eggs with some weird seasoning or sauce to make it 'special', enough miniature desserts to constitute a regular portion, turkey sandwiches even though they say theyre vegetarian, random products they see at the grocery store that they 'used to' eat

>>15738797
Beef.

>>15738797
Muh dick

>>15739608
literally got a chubby watching that webm right now. thanks friend

>>15738802
I know this is supposed to be funny.. but the reason(s) you typed those keys, is sad. I hope you feel better every second of your long, happy life.

>>15738797
That's a man

my gf eats
spagetti
mac n cheese
pizza
mashed potatoes
chips and hummus
salads
pancakes
idk idc
supposedly shes vegan, low fodmap

>>15739837
Your gf must be big as a house or will be soon. That’s a ridiculously bad diet

>>15738797
Girls like smoothies

>>15738814
this
>>15738816
you there, you're out of your fucking containment board. get the fuck back in /vrpg/

>overnight oats
>comically large and extreme burgers and shakes
>anything with matcha that isnt just normal matcha
these foods skew female i think

>>15739208
I've never understood avocado on toast. Avocado is a fruit. Why the fuck would you eat it on toast? Who started this? Avocado belongs on its own or in a salad. Not on fucking carbs.

>>15739114
Based and giantess pilled

>>15739938
>fatty
>spreadable
yeah anon i wonder why people put it on toast

pasta, bread, cheese, wine, pizza, sweets/pastries, avocado, salads

If you're tryna impress a woman make her pasta. There is no way you won't get your dick sucked if you make her pasta.