/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just eat whatever you want man stop falling for pol memes

>>15726405
It makes you shit if you have too much but can block you up if you have too much too. Sort of like reverse cheese.

>>15726405
why do they recommend pregnant ladies do not eat it?

>>15726422
this

>>15726422
I already have low testosterone

>>15726422
this

>>15726818
It's not great for you in huge amounts so they tell pregnant women not to eat it just in case some idiot eats like 6 pounds in a day and accidentally aborts the babby

I'm trans btw

>>15726834
No you don't. You think you do because masculinity-obsessed pseudo-science retards have turned you into a hypochondriac.

>>15726405
Black licorice will literally kill you, not sure how it's even legal anymore. Poison, yuck

>>15726405
No idea, but I like it and I'm built like a hairy, well endowed tank.

>>15726849
No, I actually am.

>>15726857
It’s good.

>>15726818
Can lower a baby's intelligence. Serious.

>>15726912
Based

>>15726405
If you can eat some of that bitter sweet black lic and it doesn't put a bit of hair on your balls, you either don't have balls or didn't eat enough.

I had a Finnish girlfriend once whose family sent her salmiaki and she hated it but didn't have the heart to tell them, so I used to eat it all.
It's almost the only thing I miss about her.

>>15726405
no, but it does increase your blood pressure if you eat a lot of it

>>15726405
I think it makes your body dump it's potassium and that can be really bad for your heart. My grandmother really loved that shit and i'm fairly certain it was what ultimately killed her.

Hell yeah, black licorice kills if you eat too much. If I ever get old and frail, I'll switch to a licorice and whiskey diet.

Americans don't even know what licorice is.
It's the bark of a tree, it's kind of sweet.
People used to appreciate it when sugar wasn't common.

Americans buy Anise, a completely unrelated spice that is labeled as licorice.
Often there's not even any real anise either- it's just artificial flavorings.
Really it's just expensive flavored sugar with chemicals

>>15728106
>bark
Just
Why are you posting if you're this dum

yes

Why do amerisharts feel the need to name the color of licorice at every opportunity? We know licorice is black. We know tomatoes are red, so we don't call them red tomatoes.

>>15731045
Twizzlers and Nibs are (usually) red, and vaguely fruit flavoured. They're more commonly eaten in America than any form of the black.

Green tomatoes aren't red. They're not as commonly used here, so we call them by their colour to differentiate.

Green tomatoes are not red

>>15728106
dude just fucking kill yourself already

>>15728106
Isn't it a rhizome?

>>15726405
If it does, you should eat it

>>15727661
>mum loves black licorice
this explains so much

>>15726405
You know, sweets might actually be responsible for your manboobs.

>>15726849
Not who you were replying to but I am actually, clinically low test and got the blood work done to prove it and I still can't relate to and find the people represented by the soyjak memes repugnant. It's more of a mindset or identity.

>>15731504 #
>Twizzlers and Nibs are (usually) red, and vaguely fruit flavoured.
I just looked these up and neither of them have anything to do with licorice.

>>15727723
I tried salimaki because I love licorice but it was too salty and tasted weird. I got some of the stuff with actual ammonium salt in it because they say that's the best but it tasted weird and artificial.

I'm unironically transgender and am on HRT but I've drunk licorice tea for years but based on what I read it doesn't really have that much of an effect hormone wise
You should be more worried about it's toxicity
Pretty sure spearmint has more evidence?

>>15726405
Just be careful with what you eat and do your own research man stop falling for transsexual memes

what chemical do americans use instead of licorice root?

>>15733898
Oxycodone

I made a licorice stout once. Tons of licorice root, star anise, fennel, and salt. It wasn't bad.

>>15726405
>>15726422
Yes actually this one is true. When I was only 10 years old I had my first piece of black licorice and absolutely loved it! I had an insta addiction, every birthday or Christmas this is the only thing I asked for. I'd got through maybe a half pound of this stuff up until highschool when I got my own job and bummed it up to a full pound or more a day. The flavor was just so unique and perfect. I'm 30 years old now and as a born male I have full on double D's, yet I work out every day and eat healthy now. I can't get rid of them, my doctor calls it Gynaecomastia. Not only that but I lactate ALOT, only about a half cup a day on average. That's not the worst of it though.... 1 and a half inch cock.... I shit you not. And that's hard not soft, it's like I just have a head and no shaft. It's not genetic either because my brother and dad both have what I assume are average sizes. At this point I've thought about leaning into it and transitioning. Probably will in the next couple years.

>>15733358
You will never be a real woman, and you will never be "passable". People who care about you may tell you you're passible thinking they are helping you, but in their minds they only think of you as a mentaly ill weirdo. Your lifestyle CHOICE has a 40% chance of ending in suicide. Thats more deadly than heroin.

>>15733149
Nope, but that's the american idea of liquorice.

>>15728106
It's a root. Did your mother eat too much licorice?

>>15734111
How dare you talk shit about heroin. You're a real piece of work aren't you? What a fucking scumbag, heroin didn't do anything to anyone and here this twat is talking about about my smack. No I won't have it, I'm fucking mad.

>>15734242
Kek

based

>>15726422
Kill yourself you worthless faggot

>>15726849
Kill yourself you worthless faggot.

>>15736009
>>15736015
Kill the faggot your worthless self.

>>15733358
Good luck anon

>>15734111
Welp, time to detransition bros
>Your lifestyle CHOICE has a 40% chance of ending in suicide
Oh my god, thanks for telling me YNBARW anon

>>15736318
YNBARW?

>>15726422
reddit moment

>>15736318
But yes, seek actual help you ugly weirdo. Sarcasm isnt going to keep you from killing yourself.

>>15736511
Yoko Never Became A Real Widow
#justiceforjohn

>>15733358
get help

>>15736530
Oh, I still don't get it though. Are people insinuating that they were never married or that she killed him? Cause if they were married and she killed him shed still be a widow.

>>15736553
Jesus man. You Will Never Be A Real Woman.

>>15736586
ok chud

>>15736588
It's the acronym in question, you Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.

>>15736586
Lmao, I'm the one that said >>15734111

>>15736602
It's missing a w tard

>>15736615
>contractions

>>15726422
fpbp

licorice and soy sauce or whatever food 4chan memes on will never turn you into a tranny or a woman or a beast or a greek god or anything

>>15736602
You will never be with a women, you will never be a real man.

>>15736629
I know yer mum's got a big ol clitty, but be a little nicer to her, son. She's just trying to put you through college.

>>15736629
that's your fantasy

>>15736624
Neither you nor I said it as a contraction. So why would you make it one as an acronym? Oh I know, because you fucked up and can't admit it.

this is the kind of psueo-science bullshit that belongs on /fit/

>>15736626
No, get this... People here say that soy products will make you a woman, but through some magical means they say soysauce won't..... These people are dumb as hell man.

>>15736663
I am so fucking fed up with getting yelled at either by or about trannies on absolutely every fucking corner of the internet and in real life. This shit wore out its welcome years ago.

>>15736653
>You don't even know you're being unkind
>So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways
>Just use me up and then you walk away
>Boy, you can't play me that way
You'll = You Will. The first W in YWNBARW is optional.

>>15736676
Tranny's need to be told the truth. People allowing them to love in some fantasy world is only hurting them. I call out tranny's for not passing as woman so that they know they aren't tricking people and seek another way to fix their mental issues. There is no such thing as a passing tranny except in photos with heavy makeup, prosthetics, and photoshop.

>Tranny's need to be told the truth. People allowing them to love in some fantasy world is only hurting them. I call out tranny's for not passing as woman so that they know they aren't tricking people and seek another way to fix their mental issues. There is no such thing as a passing tranny except in photos with heavy makeup, prosthetics, and photoshop.

>>15736694
Nah, you fucked up and can't admit it. It's just another symptom of your delusions.

>>15736694
Well I guess what they say is true :)

>>15736708

>>15736700
I dunno, my buddy Cordelia/Cody hadn't bought a drink for himself in his life up until the bars closed. He's an effeminate wee lad, and he's not going to look like less of a chick once the HRT kicks in.

>>15736716
He typed, with a mouthful of chicken tendies and a headful of pointless malice. It's ok buddy, you'll get the help you need.

>>15736728
Yea lots of pervs like fucking trannies, nothing new.

>>15736700
You're part of the problem shut the fuck up.

>>15736728
Also bars are dark and full of drunk people. You're friend is a rapist. When people who identify as men take advantage of drunk women we consider it rape, it should be the same for you fags. I would not hesitate to kill a filthy faggot that tricked me into taking them home. I'd tell the cops that when I found out they were actually a man in sheep's clothing I told them to leave and they attacked me. Just remember that next time you or your friends try raping someone at a bar.

>>15736741
Nah, people who enable bad behavior (i.e. allowing mentally ill people to go untreated) are the problem.

>>15736748
Cody's a good bird. He comes clean to anyone who buys him a drink (by saying/yelling "Thanks" in the deepest voice he can muster). I am not such a nice person. I further embarrass those who threaten Cody harm, or carry them to the door/security. It's funny how quickly you militantly straight types go limp in my arms. It's strange how many get hard.

>>15736754
It's going to be really funny when you kick some strange woman in the cunt because you hallucinated a cock that wasn't there.

>>15726818
It can have harsh effects on your potassium levels, which can cause kidney failure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg76qIZ4BQ8

>>15736783
Yea, I'm sure that's not just another fantasy. What city and bar do you go to? Would love to see you carry me out.

>>15736785
Lmao, it would be.

>>15736792
If you're close to Kentucky that is

>>15736792
Toronto, Churchmouse on Church. Try not to get too sprung bigboi!

I'll be the big straight guy, probably hanging with the chick with a penis.

>>15736819
This one? Kinda far but I've been wanting to drive up to Canada for a while now.

>>15736842
It's not the best bar in the area, but it's close to my place. Cody lives across the hall... like I said, he's a good bird.

>>15736842
Wait, no, that's the Garage Bar you deaf Gook! The Churchmouse. The Garage ain't bad neither.

>>15736862
That's what came up when I searched church mouse. Lotta fag bars in Toronto. This one then?

Torontonians are the shittiest leafs

>>15736879
That'd be the one. Church is one border of the gay village. The Churchmouse is just a bar, the Garage is kind of a butch-ish gaybar; they have security that I carry people to when they get out of hand. How fucked do you have to be to buy a "girl" a drink when she's sitting with a guy, at a gay bar, and get offended when she's a dude? Too fucked to keep drinking.

>>15736880
The rest of Leafland agrees.
Anyway, liquorice. Sambuca and Salmiakki anyone?

i always heard this shit was unironically horrible for your heart

>>15736906
I'm not even Canadian just all the shittiest leafs I knew were Torontonians. I really learned to despise them utterly for the same reasons I despise LA and NYC
I went to Montreal and it was chill and comfy despite being told constantly (by Torontonians) that they're assholes and I don't even speak French.

>>15736920
An overdose is bad for a lot of your organs. The occasional bit's no worse for you than the occasional drink.

>>15736920
I had no idea and used to eat bags full of it and always felt like shit, bit I couldn't stop myself
Now thanks to this thread I realised I was killing myself, no wonder they call them "Bullets".

>>15736921
If they think you're from Toronto they'll give you a hard time. I came down here for school; I grew up down the street from the Unibroue brewery just outside Montreal.

>>15736901
Yea seems pretty stupid for a bar that's obviously for gays. Well I'll visit at some point when I get some vacation time. I've been wanting to go up there to try a few dishes and go camping. I'll be the guy who's acting really friendly all night getting to know you both, buying you both drinks and shit, then takes your friend back to a cheap motel room to beat the absolute shit out of him, hopefully helping him to rethink his lifestyle choices.

>>15736951
Unless you're going to carry him out, I don't see it happening. He's got a very specific type.

>>15736951
>travel to a foreign country to commit a pointless crime
classic, have fun in jail waiting for extradition

>>15736962
:)

>>15736983
I'm not going to kill anyone but for reference there are currently 250,000 unsolvedurders in canada at the moment and they estimate that increases by 6,000 each year.

>>15736983
Helping people isn't pointless

>>15736984
I'll carry you carrying him to the door (provided you're under 250lbs), but that's as far as you're getting. I'd much rather have a drink and a conversation than have to send you home minus your testicles. Speaking of, get traveler's insurance - it's just a good decision if you're planning on being sent to the hospital.

>>15737023
:)

>>15737023
I wonder if Omar Mateen purchased travelers insurance? This dude's american, you gotta remember they have guns and the intelligence and temper of a baboon. Why would you invite some crazy retard on the internet to come shoot up your favorite bar?

>>15737077
Chances are I won't be there for the foreseeable future. Chances are he's just some asshole eating tendies like the rest of us are (statistically speaking). Chances are if he did decide to try boarding a plane with a gun, he wouldn't make it through security. Chances are if he did get that far, he'd start brandishing it on the plane because unstable people do unstable things, in which case chances are homie's right that he'd be immediately shipped to Southtown waiting for extradition home.

Oh gosh i hope it does so i can be a girl (a cute one!!!)

>>15737123
He said he's driving but ok. I wouldn't have taken the chance, but that's you're life I guess.

>>15737151
He's not crossing the border in a vehicle any time soon.

I'm betting none of yall have tried these. Completely missing out if so.

>>15737260
I've had double salmiakki (salt and sal ammoniac), how do these compare?

>>15734199
Roots are just underground bark

>>15737318
Ginger would like a word with you.

>>15737309
Kinda the same desu, but the liqorice is quite hard, so you have to chew them a lot. A little battle but worth.

>>15737475
I didn't realize salmiak(ki) came in soft. It's only ever hard here.

so yummy

>>15737318
>>15737337
Potatoes, onions, parsnips, beets, radishes, and Carrots agree you need a good talking to.

>>15736516
How do you think they got HRT? On a street corner?

>>15736516
>But yes, seek actual help you ugly weirdo.
>Sarcasm isnt going to keep you from killing yourself.

>>15739345
For you >>15736724

>>15739340

>>15739434
It's chudjak, not soyjak.