/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15724052
Yeah can I get a McFlurry

Can I get uuuhhhhhhhhhh....

>>15724052
can I get a mcfillet with just a packet of that szechuan sauce you guys use to have?

Thanks

>>15724052
I just need to use the bathroom

one beesechurger

>>15724052
McChicken, McDouble, Large Sweet Tea

>>15724207
Drive around to the first window sir.

>>15724052
how much for just 1 rib

I'd like 3 McFats because I am an amerifat tastelet who does has never eaten decent food in my life

>>15724052
Sorry doc, my order is my own personal information.

am I being detained?

shamrock shake oreo mcflurry, spicy crispy chicken sandwich, and and med fry.

>>15724221
Uh sir, we serve food here, not cope. Might i recommend the McRib?

>>15724052
Yes, I'd like 2 20-count nuggets with buffalo sauce, 2 large fries, and 1 medium fry.

>>15724052
give me 3 cigarettes and a cup of water

sneed thread

>>15724052
No, you may not.

>>15724060
HURRY UP, THIS AIN'T NO FOOD COURT, YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE

>>15724221
>When every country except your backwater has a mcdonalds and you confuse poverty with nobility of intention revealing a mental poverty more crippling than the financial sort.
Here's you water cup, Xir.

>>15724052
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>15724052
can I get a mcdouble, a double cheeseburger, a jr. chicken, a large fry and a large coke zero please

>>15724052

>>15724052
stay on /b/ you meme-loving, shitposting fucking faggot. Everyone hates you

>>15724052
Lemme get uhhhhhh...... uhhh... ummm

Yeah I'll get the uh... Fuggin uuhhhhhhhhhhhh...

>breakfast
Sausage Egg and Cheese Bagel, its not a menu item so new employees get ass blasted when they try to tell me its not an item and i ask for a manager who then fills in the order

>>15724052
No.

yeah ill take two double cheese burgers and a wing set to go

>>15724052
Big mac....Big Mac....I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce don't be frontin son no seeds on the bun we be up in this drive through order for 2 I'm cravin a number 9 like my shoe I need some chicken up in here in this hizzle fo rizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzle doctor pepper my brotha another for your mother double double super size and don't forget the fries.

>last summer
>hot as fuck day
>stuck in line at bank
>shit was slow because covid
>girlfriend is thirsty
>tell her I will run over to McDonalds to get her some ice water
>go over there
>drive thru only because covid
>whatever I give no shits
>stand in the drive thru lane
>some guy comes out of the building
>"Hey that is for vehicles only, you can't walk though the drive thru"
>ok whatever
>ask him if I can get a cup of water
>you need to put in an order if you want water
>well I don't have a vehicle and cant come inside so can you put one through for me?
>no sorry
>you can't just hand me a cup of water through the window?
>no you cant stand in traffic to get to the window!
>well can you hand me it through the door?
>no we can't do that
>seriously nigga?
>call him a useless dolt
>run across the street and do the exact same thing at Dairy Queen
>they are like "sure thing bro" and hand me a water within seconds
>later get home
>I am going to report that dumb nigger who wouldn't give me water
>go on McDonalds website
>they want the code on my receipt or some shit to identify the restaurant so i can make a complaint
>no receipt since they didn't sell me anything
>optionally I can put in postal address to find the nearest store
>put in my address
>tells me a different closer store
>find the postal address of that mcdonalds
>put that in
>gives me a different restaurant
>no options just "this is the closest restaurant to your location"
>fuck this shit
>now too annoyed to bother

Guys job got saved by their absolute shit backwards website that cant simply give me a list of restaurants.

>>15724052
Friend, I'll have a hot, steamy, melty, meaty, eggy, syrupy, cakey McGdiddle and one of those delicious Hash Brown patties.

>>15725333
EXCUSE ME NIGGER? GO GET YOUR MANAGER

McDLT and a chocolate shake.

And don’t you give me that “shake machine is broken” bullshit. I refuse to believe the shake machine is broken at every McDonald’s in America.
Tell me the machine is broke and I will find you behind the counter and rape you in the ass. I don’t care if you’re a guy, I’ll still rape you in the ass. No homo.

Small fry also.

>>15726038
>talking to the trash can from the back seat
Is she retarded?

>>15724052
Mac attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, uhhhh, lemme get a mcdouble, add bacon. Extra pickle, no onions and a 6 pack mcnugget meal with a coke

>>15729137
Good choice, gourmand

>>15729137
>no onions
*crackle* Yo man I gotchu, mo onions!

Currywurst bitte

>>15724052
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Can I have one nugg that fell on the floor

>>15724052
nothing, I'm just here for some napkins
thanks anyway

>>15729241
is this a Bob reference?
how's he doing these days?

>>15727526

>>15729289
Bob from FoodUse?

>>15729336
Food Dip
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCuIpl5564hhP8Qpucvu7RA

>>15724052
>spelling a fast food franchise wrong
I McDonald'd