/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>16
>visiting gram gram in hospital
>get thirsty
>decide to go to soda machine outside
>walking down the hospital hallway
>hear someone say "hey young man"
>tfw im a young man
>stop and look around
>"in here"
>it's coming from another patient's room
>say "hello?" From the door way
>it's an old woman
>"can you help me get to the bathroom?"
>wtf
>look around for a nurse
>nobody around
>must be Tik Tok break time
>"please hurry I just need help standing up"
>old lady reminds me of Gram Gram
>decide to help
>I walk to the chair she was sitting in
>she sticks out both of her hands to be helped up
>16 and ripped
>wanted to impress her and help her up with one hand
>one hand gram gram all the time
>grab her hand and pull with force
>she stands up but stumbles forward from all my muscle strength
>she falls face first onto the hard ceramic floor
>her head bounces pretty hard
>her ass is hanging out from her gown
>"m-ma'am?"
>no response
>one single dry turd plops out of her ass onto the ground
>step over her and go to get a soda
>they were out of Mountain Dew
>go back to gram gram's room
>she asks where I've been
>I said getting a Mountain Dew but they were out
>she asked why I didnt just get a Mellow Yellow
>explain to the old dipshit Mellow Yellow is a coke product and Mountain Dew is a Pepsi product
>she says okay