/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15717654
was this the good one or was that the gorilla curry place

>>15717654
I dunno, probably ANY kind of curry besides Japanese? Imagine outing your CHILD palate like this. Fuck off back to the subreddit you came from. Makes me wanna fucking puke.

A pair of Japanese bazoongas in my face

>>15717654
Your trans gf having a screaming prostate orgasm as she rides you cowgirl, her breasts swaying with each thrust.

>>15717654
Are those girls selling their schoolgirl panties?

>>15717654
Who are the girls on the top left? I want to have sex with them.

>>15717667
I like both coco and harambe curry

>>15717894
no. can't you see? they have spoons. they're into spooning

>>15717879
>>15717894
>>15717953
Never change.

>>15717654
Pizza, but not from Japan...they can't cook anything that has any form of dairy.

>>15717654
Coco’s curry on a cold and rainy day in LA

>>15717885

>>15719398
That poor guy needs serious psychiatric care.

>>15717654
Is that the place with gorilla on the logo?

>>15719398
so ready for that fat faggot to die already. The guy is a bottomless pit of disgusting.

>>15717654
Raw anal with a hooker

>>15719398
what the fuck is this dude's problem

>>15717667
>gorilla curry
Can you orientals PLEASE stop eating endangered species?! Thank you. That is all.

>>15717654
Ramen from just about any one of a bajillion amazing ramen places

>>15719398
Well did he post the poop or not?

>>15717654
>Not eating with chopsticks
God, you embarrass yourself so much.

>>15717667
C&C>>GoGo>>>>>>CoCo

This isnt up for debate

>>15721001
>he thinks Japanese people eat curry with chopsticks

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You massive tool, have you even been to Tokyo?

>>15721001
You're a fucking retard

>>15717654
Who’s gonna tell those women that that’s not how you use a spoon?

>>15721213
>>15721228
get fucking baited lol

>>15717654
Tanmen with lots of vegetables at HIDAKAYA

>>15721213
But how do you eat the cutlet?

>>15721763
It is served cut into small pieces to be eaten with just a spoon.
Also cut with a spoon to make bite size pieces.

those two girls start naked helping me commit war crimes against minorities

>>15717654
>What’s better than Coco’s curry on a cold and rainy day
For me, it’s Sukiya.

>>15721001
>>15721276
Observe, as the tard-anon attempts to cope with “I was only pretending to be retarded”.

>>15722050
what a reddit-tier post

Wait, there's /ck/ posters living in weebland?

Where are you hiding, bros? Aichi reporting in.

>>15722060
Lol you’re the faggot who thought chopsticks are used for curry.
I bet you’ve even tried to eat it like that before.

>>15722085
you need to leave this website immediately and never come back

>>15722039
Katsuya's is better!

>>15721107
People always told me
>CoCo for the Curry
>GoGo for the Katsu
After eating at both places I found this to be true

>>15722062
Izumisano here.
Osaka 4 life. Tokyo is homo faggots.

I don’t actually have a problem with Tokyo, but talking shit about it and its people at every possible opportunity is a residency requirement for Osaka.

>>15722104
imagine thinking that living in Japan is something worth bragging about

>>15722089
Go eat some soup with chopsticks, tard.

>>15722110
Imagine joining a conversation which doesn’t apply to you just to go out of your way explaining how much you “don’t care”

>>15722111
go back to your tranime board you giant fucking faggot

>>15722104
Ah, I live in Okazaki near Nagoya. Shame we're so far apart. How's life treating you? Are you there for work? Lots of coof in your prefecture?

>>15722190
retard

>>15722198
no u

>>15722125
See this? This is you.

>>15717654
watery diarrhea and rice

>>15722211
>See this? This is you.

>>15722244
>literal retard who doesn’t know how to eat food
>insulting anyone
Fuck off, Brayden.

>>literal retard who doesn’t know how to eat food
>>insulting anyone
>Fuck off, Brayden.

>>15722232
nasty

CoCo’s furry-cocky is my favorite.

>>15722313
>>15722244
>manchild keeps replying

Which is better?
Yoshinoya or Sukiya

>>manchild keeps replying

>>15722361
Neither is quantifiably “better”; it just comes down to personal preference. Most people seem to enjoy both but prefer whichever they had most often as a child because nostalgic flavor.

>>15721001
Nice anon, great minds think alike. Was about to post this but still debating wether to use kanji when I saw the deed was already done. Those retards replying are probably underage and the people I'd most like to see leave this place.

>>15722457
>>15721001
Nevermind I now see you're one of them

>>15717654
there was a really good nepalese restaurant when I studied abroad in matsuyama. they made the naan and shit fresh to order.

I like divecurry.

Katsu from Katsukura in Kyoto. Tokyo is vastly overrated in comparison

>>15719398
This cannot be real. So I'm going to assume it fake.

>>15724721
You realize it's a chain and they are in Tokyo, right? Meanwhile, Tokyo has also everything that gay, theme park of a city lacks.

>>15725009
Yeah, like Nigerians and bar touts. Kyoto is cute and nice, and is where Katsukura was founded

>>15724765
it's nikocado, you can assume it's real, guy is as disgusting as it gets

>>15722062
I lived in Ibaraki for two years. I loved it. Japan has its issues but I had the time of my life there, not ashamed to say it. I had a lot of money so I did whatever I wanted when I wanted.
I have traveled all over the world but Japan is special to me, even knowing and seeing firsthand all of its flaws.
>>15722110
Not worth bragging over but surely more impressive than living in your mother's basement and never having left your home town.
>>15724721
>>15725048
>>15722104
I have been to Tokyo over a hundred times, and both Osaka and Kyoto about a dozen times. I like all three cities. Having lived near and spent more time in Tokyo, I am biased and really love it. However, Osaka is more fun for a kind of alternative, grungy, degenerate kind of experience. And conversely, Kyoto is a wonderful place for some quite, sophisticated, fine dining kind of stuff. People who say Kyoto is shit have never been anywhere in Kyoto but Kin/Ginkakuji, Kiyomizu and the Higashiyama area. I knew many expats who moved into the residential areas of Kyoto for a slower place lifestyle.

>>15725048
kino picture

>>15725171
I’ve only been to Japan twice; I have a friend who’s a Jap who would translate for us so we had a good ol time, but wandering around Kabukicho(where he lived, so we stayed near by both times), Shibuya, and Ginza and the clubs and shit got old pretty fast. Kyoto and the surrounding area were more novel and enchanting by comparison, and the little restaurants and bars we’d go to were quite a bit nicer.
8/10 would totally only spend a couple of days in Tokyo if I went again

>>15725181
Thank you anon, I was shivering because nobody told me it would fucking snow

>>15725221
Ginza sucks. Don't ever go there unless you are looking for fine dining. Most of the best susi restaurants are in Ginza but expect to pay hundreds of dollars and be denied unless you can speak Japanese.
Kabukicho is a tourist trap. Back when I lived in Japan there were at least some good sex shops that weren't ripoffs but they have since been closed and replaced with scams,
Shibuya itself is cool to see but the main area sucks. You want to go around the Dogenzaka red light district and into the area with all the music venues. The Japanese underground/indie scene is what you want as opposed to generic "clubbing".

>>15725090
>21k likes
I fucking hate Western society.

>>15725282
We went to some R&B club in Shibuya that had a bunch of American Blacks there before hitting some generic western superclub; I was pretty wasted by then so I don’t remember much but it wasn’t anything you hadn’t seen before. Ginza and Harajuku was mostly me shopping for other people, and we mainly wandered through Kabukicho to gawk and work up an appetite for dinner. I wasn’t interested in soaplands.
Osaka/Shinsekai was pretty neat with the run-down, seedy atmosphere and the food there was decent too. I’ve started cooking a more Japanese dishes after my trips.

>>15725411
>R&B club
What did you fucking expect? If you are going to go clubbing at least try to find a place playing J-core/speedcore or something actually Japanese.
Also harajuku, at least the main street tourists like to go to, is THE ABSOLUTE worst fucking part of Tokyo. Goddamn I hate Takeshita-dori. If you ever go again avoid that shitshow and hang out in Urahara, Omote Sando and Cat Street.
Agree about Southern Osaka though. Very fun and seedy.

>>15725436
My Jap guide is a hip-hop producer, that’s why. He’s an excellent dude to drink with though so I put up with his foibles.
I’ll keep your recommendations in mind, thanks. Harajuku did seem to have a lot of faggy expat teens in their ridiculous outfits

>>15717654
Anything anywhere but Tokyo

>>15722096
if you've never gone to C&C you're missing out
I don't even know how people eat at CoCo
I tried it at 2 different locations and was disappointed both times, it's just bland heat. Worst curry in the country in my opinion

>>15717667
No this is the bad one

KATSUYA has brought out a new menu.
Chicken curry udon for $7.56.

>>15727047
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

Order more rice for $0.71

>>15721001
this is a false flag

>>15722110
Hahaha alright third worlder.

>>15717654
Not gonna lie guy, if I was in Japan, man, it'd be my only plan to have one true Jap meal deal, but then I'd just be eating these, if you please

>>15726607
Coco is good. Not the most amazing curry ever but the customisation is great and it's nice to be able to go up to 10 spicy if you want (spicier than any other curry). You're being pompous about what's supposed to be an everyman's dish.

>>15727511
>all these weird ass combinations and it's the chili cheese dog that's not yet available
>natto dog

>>15727828
Being cheap and approachable doesnt mean its allowed to be bad or even mediocre
I dont have to eat shitty pizza hut when I can get a much better slice somewhere else

>>15727879
It isn't bad though. You're being an elitist about something that's supposed to be simple, cheap and consistently nice which Coco is.

>>15722062
Hong Kong here

Wish I could get back over there, used to be cheap flights going all the time, tokyo is foodkino

>>15717654
literally nothing. I miss it all the time. I've had box curry since then, and been to american coco's and it not the same as the ones in tokyo and okinawa. I miss it daily.

>>15722062
Okinawa marine here
>or at least i was there
god i miss the food, the pussy, and the people.

>>15722361
sukiya is the one i ate at while i was over there. Great for hangovers.

>>15725171
>Osaka is more fun for a kind of alternative, grungy, degenerate kind of experience
Eh? I’ve had far more degenerate “fun” in Tokyo than Osaka.
I believe Osaka nightlife is best enjoyed with your wife/girlfriend, and Tokyo nightlife is best enjoyed without.

>>15726607
>Worst curry in the country in my opinion
I doubt it’s your country though; are you asserting you have better taste in Japanese curry than most Japanese?

>>15722025
this picture is fucking amazing, this cured my depression, thank you

>>15717654
what level you at?

>>15722110
im in finland which is only second best country in the world and living in japan especially outside japan is super bragging rights

>>15730940
I have better taste in food than most people, yes
have you ever had coffee in japan? it's a fucking disaster

>>15717654
fuck, I wish I could just order something like this
sometimes, I hate living in Southwest Ohio, we never get the food fads until years after they hit the coasts

>>15724765
>not real

>>15722062
Takamatsu checking in, nigga

>>15731192
Faux snobbery isn’t “better taste”, and branding CoCo the “worst curry in the country” is just silly.
And all the coffee there is a disaster? Really? Did you try any not from a can?

>>15717885
>>15719398
This is a thread about food on a board about food.
Please go elsewhere.

>>15731192
LOL, funniest thing my Japanese teachers at OSU ever told me was that the main difference between Starbucks in Japan and in the USA was in Japan, they could make a real chai latte

>>15717654
my traditional home made japanese curry based on my grandmother's recipe.

>>15731306
yes as a matter of fact I went to coffee and dessert shops. All the coffee is bland and sour there, very acidic
the best cup of coffee you'll find is a free sample in front of kaldi. But that's an import store so they kind of have their shit together
for fucks sake it's so goddamn hard to find decent cheese in that country too

>>15731408
>majority of Asians are lactose intolerant
>can't find decent cheese

Hmm, I wonder why?
Just kidding, that sucks. I wonder why Calpia is so popular, does it remove the lactic acid during processing?

>>15731408
>all the coffee is bad
Now I know you’re baiting
>hard to find decent cheese
Dairy isn’t a staple there, dipshit. Despite that, they love cheese. Just not whatever particular cheese you consider to be the metric of “decent”, apparently.
I’ve been able to find any cheese I was looking for. Maybe took looking at a few stores, but I found it.

You sound like one of those “college credits for a trip abroad” people who go somewhere for a week and are kept on a leash, but get a semester credit for some liberal arts course.

>>15731306
CoCo is not the worst curry, but it is a curry with no individuality, which is how it is regarded in Japan.
However, CoCo's strategy is to make it possible for you to change it to suit your own tastes.

>>15730905
Huh???? Where in Osaka are you going out?

>>15731192
Japan literally has one of the best third wave coffee scenes in the world though? Where did you get coffee to make this decision? Some shitty old chain restaurant or yoshoku diner type place? fucking retard.

>>15731682
I'm a sexpat actually that's my main hobby. I live modestly and save up my money and then every year spend 1-2 months going around japan and disappointing fathers all across the whole nation

the path I choose is sideways and purple

Bit off-topic, so sorry for saging. Where do fellow jp-anons meet new people? I moved here for my thesis in December and I met several exchange students, but since most japanese people here speak close to no English, it's nearly impossible to meet locals. And I'd hate living in my own secluded community for the next three years. I want to integrate into society.

Is there any other option than passively sitting in a café or izakaya and hoping a local boomer (or a qt3.14) will strike up a conversation?

>>15732351
>most japanese people here speak close to no English
you fell for the "everyone in japan speaks english" meme, huh?
I'm not sure how that rumor started, your average japanese knows as much english as your average (white) american knows spanish
I don't know why you would move somewhere and anticipate spending years there without learning the language first honestly

>>15719398
Can he just die of aids already?

>>15732351
I’m an Osaka-expatanon;
I’m not sure what to tell you.. learning the language to at least a basic conversational extent is kinda necessary.
Actual (non gaijin-hunter) locals won’t really open up to you unless you make an effort. Even broken Japanese is appreciated, they’ll try their best with broken English if they know any.
You especially won’t have someone strike up a conversation in an izakaya or such.
Speaking almost no Japanese makes you the “scary dishonest foreigner they’ve been warned about”. Speaking shit Japanese and snowing an effort makes you the “lovably pitiful foreigner who’s at least trying his best”. You’d be amazed at the difference that perception makes.

>>15732351
Let's find this restaurant.

>>15722348
You win! Yayyyyyyyyyy.

>>15721001
>everyone falling for the bait

>>15732416
>you fell for the "everyone in japan speaks english" meme, huh?
Yes and no. I didn't expect a lot because I know that the country has always been a bit isolated. I'm from Europe and the average person can at least speak broken English, so I thought that at I'd get by with basic English. Silly of me, I realize that now.

>I don't know why you would move somewhere and anticipate spending years there without learning the language first honestly
Being able to stay in your field of research, mostly. The field is still fairly young, so there are only few researchers around. The alternatives would've been the USA and Israel, both I'm not particularly fond of (the countries, not the people, mind you).

>>15732508
>Speaking shit Japanese and snowing an effort makes you the “lovably pitiful foreigner who’s at least trying his best”. You’d be amazed at the difference that perception makes.
I noticed that recently when I had an appointment with a physician. They're really opening up once they see you make an effort. So then, I'll have to keep hitting the books for some more time until I can actually hold a conversation and then talk with people? Kind of a bummer, but I can live with that. Thanks!

>>15732351
There are lots of 4channers who live and work in japan with families. Im in a line group with them and I get to stay over if I'm in Japan. It's nice.

>>15722110
>imagine thinking that living in Japan is something worth bragging about
especially when they're probably dancing english monkeys making minimum wage

>>15725171
>>15722104
I miss Kansai so much.

>>15717654
Going to Osho with the buddies after hanami

>>15733718
they just let a random stranger stay at their house?

>>15731160
finland is gay

>>15717875
this cartoon owned

>>15717654
sloppashit

>>15717875
Holy fuck is that Oswald???

>>15722092
Where the fuck do they get this kind of breading?

>>15735327
Panko?

>>15717654
Thats a lot of food.

>>15734303
Tons of people do. That’s literally what airBnB is.