/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15717078
I was at a pizza shop, supposedly an upscale one, with my wife and we ordered some beers and food, we had just finished eating and the waitress comes up and says "could you pay now please, my shift is over" I said oh my god absolutely please bring the bill. She ran my card and I wrote a giant zero on the tip part and wrote the exact amount in the total and told her to fuck herself when she took it

>>15717092
that's pretty cuntish ngl

>>15717078
Why would a future doctor act like that

>>15717119
Declined the EBT card

not angry

i get slightly sad when the lamian place forgets my extra vegetables but that's about it

>>15717078
I don’t get angry I get disappointed and never return to the establishment.

I remember I was tired and had a long day got a double quarter pounder no cheese get home cheese. Threw the burger against the wall and stomped it out

>>15717078
threatened skip the dishes after they tried to refuse to give me a refund for an order that took 2 hours to arrive

>>15717571
lmaoing @ ur life

one time i ordered a jr chicken and got a mcchicken and it was awesome

>go to Boston Pizza with 3 friends
>because of a fuck up in the kitchen, one friend's order takes like 10 minutes longer to make
>they don't serve us until its done
>by the time it is done everyone else's food is cold and the burger I got is completely fucked by the sauce and juice from the pickles soaking into the bun
Boston Pizza is never worth it in general but that was pretty much the worst experience I've ever had at a restaurant

I went to some noodle restaurant 1 hour before they closed, place was fucking empty and the server was fucking around and ignored me, as I stood there for a few minutes, even sat down at a table and the cunt pretended I didn't exist. I went to leave a nasty review on the restaurant and turns out this is a recurring issue the place had, and the bitch got a scolding by the owner apparently. I didn't want to raise my voice cause it was late, I look like a gang member, and wanted no trouble. I ended up eating at some late night hong kong cafe instead and had some tasty stir fry noodles.

>>15717092
That's the weirdest spergy thing I've ever heard.

The angriest I've ever gotten was at this short lived place in San Diego that took over one of my favorite restaurants. My friends and I ordered some crab dip that was way more expensive than it had any business being, and then it came out obviously microwaved and ice cold in the middle. We asked for it to be remade, and she came back like 120 seconds later with what was obviously the same dish put in the microwave again for 60 seconds. We politely explained we wanted a new dish. She brought back the same two times, so a total of four times we were served the same microwaved plate. I demanded to speak to a manager, she told me "no I'm not getting him for you," and I said "well thanks for the free fucking beers, fuck you and I dare you to call the cops," and marched out.

My friends paused for a second thinking about paying, but walked out with me. The place shut down within 6 months of opening even though it was packed that day.

My girlfriend will fucking commit arson with her mouth if she has mayo on her fucking sandwich. Every trip to sonic she has to go cross the fucking rubicon over this fucking sandwich.

Only spergs and boomers lash out with impotent rage

>>15717730
Cringe

>>15717571
why are pickyfags like this holy moly

>>15717092
was she being a cunt if not thats pretty harsh

>>15717748
I dont eat cheese at all so it made the burger inedible

>>15717758
my condolences

>>15717078
>What's the angriest you have gotten over a wrong food order? Or bad service?
not once have I ever got pissed about bad service or a messed up order.

I don't need to everyone else acts like spoiled little children so often that when ever I even bring up a problem with service or in one case they forgot about us for an hour, or once we got an onion blossom that was made with massive amounts of salt, just bringing it to the attention of the server or the manager in a very polite way had them shitting themselves and tripping over each other to do right.

>>15717092
>>15717571
your an asshole

>>15717078
on a few occasion when going to taco bell I got someone else's order.

It's not worth my time and effort to go back and argue with them to get my order even if the food I receive is stuff I don't like. I am usually way to busy to make a big deal about it.

>>15717078
I generally don't get angry over fast food. The worst thing that'll happen is I'll frown and ask for a refund if it's taking too long (and I mean over 20 minutes long, which has happened).

I got really sick one day (preCOVID) and decided to order in some Indian. I just wanted a simple curry, naan and some pakoras. It took 2 hours for them to prepare it, the delivery dude got lost even though I was maybe 4 blocks from the restaurant, and ended up taking 45 minutes to arrive. Above it all, the pakoras weren't pakoras but rather quickly fried potato slices (with the flour still apparent), instead of 6 as promised there were only two. And the chicken in the curry was raw.

Even stranger was this was the highest-rated restaurant of its kind on skipthedishes

>getting mad over your own choices or an innocent mistake
Manbabies are adorable.

I don't get angry cause I'm not an aspie but I pretend I do to get free stuff

>>15717678
threatened them with what?

>>15717092
You never rush the customer you just tell them you're handing off their service

>>15717987
How many threads are you going to post this in?
Also, post tits

>>15717746
which part is cringe?

>>15717092
Never reproduce. Your child would undoubtedly be retarded since you clearly have the compassion of a pissed off cobra and your wife has a severe mental illness for marrying you

>>15717713
You should never give your money to nonwhites

>>15717092
If a waiter tells a customer to hurry up they deserve to be fired

>>15718144
Can we have one fucking thread without people sperging over race? You sound like a cunt.

>>15718153
Welcome to 4chan, you have to go back

>>15718156
Guaranteed I've been here longer than you, 2016 Maga tourist retard.

>>15718159

>>15718177
>proves him right
every single time kek

>>15717078
I asked for the sauce and they never delivered so I got on the counter to assert my dominance as the paying customer and them as the servant slave and expressed my anger then I ran out the door and never returned.

>>15718242

This just happened

>order from place on ground floor of apt building
>Always late in making my ordee, usually 2 minutes or 10 minutes of waiting
>Order online and says "please give us 20 minutes to prepare!"
>Won't get tricked again, give them 35 minutes just in case
>Go down and pick it up
>"I'm sorry we haven't even started cooking that"
>Wasn't even a dinner rush
>Have to sit in the park for 20 minutes while they prepare it

>>15718278
>Have to
You should have told them not to make it

>>15718357
I paid for it already

>>15717713
Post a pic. What makes you look like a gangster?

>>15718257
wtf are you pickle rick???

>>15718392
Some places have this new thing called a refund unless the put up a sign that says no refunds

>>15718139
t. crybaby waitress
clean it up, wagie!

>>15718410
Yes but I paid online and for online orders it usually takes like 3-4 days for the money to go back into my account. Plus I was hungry

>>15718393

>>15718416
you look cool id play fortnite with u ngl haha

>>15718415
Oh ok.

>>15717078
Probably once when I went to one Georgian place and my gf's fish was raw, I said that it was raw and they replaced it. Other time her pizza had a chicken bone in it, we got a huge discount after like three separate people came groveling and apologizing, but she didn't swallow it so there was no harm done.

>>15718421
>ngl
Wtf I'm white. Not a niggle

>>15717078
I haven't. I'm not a child.

>>15718416
I want to believe

>>15717078
When I was in Munich, I went to a bar with some travel companions. It was obviously a little touristy but it was the only place with an open table so we could watch the champions league game that night. Our waitress is some fat surly bitch that speaks no english, who upon noticing we had left no tip for her, angrily starts babbling at us in german with her palm out. We were under the impression tipping wasn't a thing so me and another guy were basically screaming in her face telling her to fuck off because we weren't tipping her shit and she wouldn't give back our credit card. One of the most confusing meals of my life

>>15717703
why the fuck would you order a burger at a pizza place?

>>15718416
there's no way he's not from Finland

>>15718539
of all the places in europe ive been, bavaria is the only one where we found people who didn't speak english

>>15717078
>Feel like treating myself to some good steak
>Go to a steak house
>Hosts asks me how many people will be sitting
>Tell her just me
>She looks confused
>Takes me to my table
>Place was half empty
>Every five minutes some waitress approaches me to ask me if I'm expecting someone
>Even after they take my order
>Btw they had to take it twice because they assumed I was going to order when someone showed up
>Finally get my meal
>Want another drink but waitresses ignore me
>They drop the bill in my table before I'm even done eating
>I guess people like me Don't deserve to have a nice meal outside

>>15718416
Bruh, so young.

You look cool, must be EU or something, cause no gang member looks anything like you here.

Nice job not being a dick about the crap service.

>>15718539
I suppose if she caters to a lot of americans since it is a touristy spot she got used to tips

>>15717078
Ya know, whoever eventually invents snack/drink/convenience machines that punch back, that person is a future billionaire.

>>15718564
That's fucked up, bro. They were probs just cunts cause they figure a single person is gonna result in a tiny tip. Shitty.

When I used to serve, had a regular who would come in, didn't want to talk, wanted the same order, got it ready as soon as I saw him without even asking, and a coffee, everyday. Just wanted to eat, read his paper, and left a totally awesome tip as long as you didn't hassle him or rush him off like a dick.

>>15718568
haha, great roast anon!

>Order burger with sweet potato fries
>Burger comes out, looks great
>But the fries are normal fries and not sweet potato fries
>Politely mention "Oh, I'm sorry, I ordered sweet potato fries. I hope it's not too much trouble-"
>Waitress apologizes and says she'll bring the sweet potato fries right out
>Enjoy my burger and sweet potato fries
>Leave
I don't usually put my foot down like that but the sweet potato fries cost a dollar more and I'd already paid.

>>15718552
Kek. In all seriousness, Finns aren't anything close to mongols.

>>15718414
You know what? Please do have children. You deserve the explosively tempered downies that pop out of your potato wife's vagoo. And they won't be a wellfare drain either, they'll just drain your bank account instead.

The only time (and i wasn't terribly mad this was just poor service) was at a regional italian chain. We got seated and then it was 20 minutes until we got menus and another 30 to get drinks and order. We were on a bit of a schedule but hadn't anticipated these kinds of wait times so while we were still waiting for our food 40 minutes later, we decided we couldn't stay and still keep our engagement. I left a short note and some money for the drinks and had McDonald's on the way. Not a big deal but I haven't been back obviously

>>15718635
He's probably a welfare drain, so they would be by proxy.

>>15717734
>tfw no autistic gf

>>15718564
I used to serve near a commercial office park and a couple hotels. We had tons of tables for one. I think they probably aren't used to seeing that

>>15718564
I hope you didn't tip and I'm depressed that there are people that would

>>15718614
If Finns aren't Mongols then why do I have this pic saved on my computer?

>>15718612
It’s a good thing that you spoke up. People shouldn’t have to deal with that kind of poor service

>go buy some burgers
>make the order
>they take one hour
It happens that the chimpanzee in charge of annotating the stuff and giving in line for the cook was actually giving the orders in a pile, so it means that the latest order was the next in line. When the folk called me from home, I was so angry I called the guy a monkey in front of his boss while I was talking in the phone.

The burger was actually pretty good, but the cook was white.

>>15718887
>giving the orders in a pile, so it means that the latest order was the next in line
>he doesn't know about the order stack

>>15717734

I don't blame her. Mayonnaise is disgusting. Except...when you put it on white bread to flavor up your grilled cheese sandwich with.

>>15718742
Because Fingolian meme was started by us as a joke, and caught on for whatever reason.

>>15717078
one time I was depression eating at mcdonald's, got a quarter pounder combo and a mcchicken
they forgot the mcchicken and I just cried in my car instead of going inside and getting it because I felt like I deserved it

literally me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXynTPirbws

>>15717092
Based

>>15718908
It was not what you are thinking. They would pile the orders, and when the cook asked for the next one, the guy would give him the top of the pile.

>>15717092
Fucking based

>>15717078
It was at an ihop. The cook was a young guy my friend (who's female) was going to culinary school with.
The hash browns here white, the egg whites were brown, and yet the eggs were still runny somehow. Her waffle was dark brown and crispy.
Half the staff, including the shift manager and the cooks, were young men just chatting away near the drink station like fucking dickheads while multiple customers haven't had their orders filled yet, and sub-par food is being sent out.

She fucking chewed the guy out in front of the whole restaurant. I know the "everyone clapped" meme seems fake, but literally the whole restaurant clapped and cheered.
The managers and waitresses were shit, too. Nobody got comped or apologized to for their awful food and service.

This was like 4 years ago. Ihop better have cleaned house or they're gonna be fucked.

>>15719145
I also have multiple instances of different italian restaurants taking FOREVER on my order, and just getting comped everything. Of course none of them are open anymore, but we used to joke about "going to get some free food" it happened so often.
Italian food is literally known for being fast to prep and serve, save certain dishes. Dunno why it's so consistent for them to be fucking slowpokes in the US.

One time I ordered one of those side-by-side shakes at Steak n Shake and had to send it back five times because the line wasn't perfectly straight and eventually I just got pissed and chucked the shake back into the kitchen and left without paying

Honestly if things get that bad I just walk away.
There are a lot of fucking restaurants, so no real reason to be upset- sitting there 40 minutes, no food no explanation? Leave. Just walk out and get a hotdog- it feels good.

I ALWAYS thoroughly check my bag whenever I get drive through no matter what. I've been completely fucked in the ass too many times by having something missing in my order or being given the wrong order. I don't care if it's rush hour and there's 50 cars behind me, I'm not driving off until I know for sure I have everything I ordered.

>>15719116
That's how a stack works, anon.

>went to a new Italian place for the first time with family.
>Ordered pasta without olives cause olives are a blight to the world.
>Food arrives. Olives abound but no pasta sauce...
>waiter says she'll fix it and leaves without the plate
>half an hour goes by family almost done
>waiter comes back and gives me a plastic bowl of cold marinara
>quickly leaves and doesn't come back til handing us the bill

Not angry but very confused.

>>15719145
that sounds pathetic, she yelled at him and then paid diligently? they were probably making fun of you retards in the back as you walked out the door

I once called a bartender a faggot for not serving me drinks after standing at the bar for 45 minutes.

He threw ice at me when I turned around and left lmao

>>15719249
should have picked the ice cube back up and threw it back at him

>>15718548
Not him but Boston Pizza is notorious for having dog shit pizza. You get literally anything else if you ever find yourself in there (which you shouldn't in the first place).

>>15719249
based

>>15718150
Did you read it? She didn't say "hurry up," but asked if she could tender their bill since, as he said, they were already done eating. No doubt the management asked her to do it to get her off the clock. The people in charge of taking your payment absolutely have the duty of asking you to pay for goods and services furnished at any time.

>>15719241
You don't have the right to choose not to pay for goods and services rendered if you are not satisfied. If you were to leave without paying you would very likely have legal action filed against you.

If you had bad service and you were not offered a discount your only recourse is not to eat there again.

>>15717078
Bad service you say?

>>15719262
Should have crapped in his hand and thrown it at him desu

>>15719249
Once I chewed out a bartender for making me wait nearly 40 minutes for a drink. I had ordered, he never made it, apologized and asked me my order again 15 minutes later, and still didn't make it.
He knew me as a regular. I worked next door and came in to that bar nearly every single night to read and drink for several hours because it was a relatively calm place and the other bartenders (not the guy in the story) were extremely talented and good conversation.

One of the other bartenders was in on her day off. She noticed me not being served and jumped behind the bar to make my drink, which he noticed. I gave her a twenty. He came to me and asked if there was a problem, at which point I said that he was being a huge dick trying to "show off" taking free shots with the pretty Asian girl next to me as if he had a chance with her, and ignoring me who he knows as a good tipper and a low-maintenance customer. I said he took my presence for granted and I have never had worse service; I am not furniture.

He made me three more of the same cocktail (???) and gave me all four of the night's drinks for free. I never went back though, because the cuter better bartender got a different job.

>>15717092
The waitress should never rush the customer, but the way you acted makes no sense and is on par with a autistic retard. I bet you don't even cuddle your wife before and after coitus. Have fun getting cucked fag. You are a walking embarrassment.

>>15719376
I cant wait until robots take over fast food

>>15719489
They already are for the most part.
They can't discriminate when whey can't see a face and are slaves to the computer serving orders.
Ordering online have resulted in much less fuckups in my experience.

>>15717078
A carhop at Sonic tried stealing $10 from me
>Make my order
>Pay with a $20
>Get $1 instead of $11 back
>Immediately check receipt
>She edited it so I paid with 'exact change'
>Ask her about the obvious error
>She gets huffy and defensive instantly
>'Let me speak to your manager'
>'lol he's not here'
>Get out of the car and walk straight to the kitchen
>Manager's there after all
>Cheerfully tell him all that just happened
>He takes her inside
>Screams at her for the next 5 minutes
>She comes back out in tears
>Hands me my $10 and says 'I hope you're happy asshole, I just lost my job'
>'Quite happy, thank you'
>She starts crying harder

>>15717078
i got a half a dozen donuts from Dunkin yesterday and had ordered a boston creme. They came back and gave me a bavarian creme instead. I just said that's fine but I couldn't help but stop and think how funny it might be to scream at the poor cashier "NO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THIS OKAY TAKE IT BACK FIX IT AND EITHER GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK OR GIVE ME A FREE DONUT"

Obviously I didn't do that because I'm not autistic but it still sounds funny

>>15717092
KEK based, soys going absolutely insane over this post

>>15717092
you're not a nice guy and you think that's a suitable stand-in for a personality. what you don't realize is people don't see you as an alpha chad they just dislike you because your ego gets in the way of everything

>>15719676
You're unironically not in the absolute SLIGHTEST bit of wrong. Don't let any retard tell you otherwise. She stole from a customer and that shit deserves an instant termination.

>>15719737
female hands wrote this post

>>15719773
well, yes of course...

>>15718153
>>15718159
>>15718242

>>15717078
>got a waitress fired for getting our order wrong
>haven't order Pizza Hut for 6 years because they came an hour late
>got same waitress fired again from another restaurant after she fucked up my order again
>left a 0.00 tip because the waiter was a old asshole
>drove over an hour to get rice for my goddamn thai that they got wrong

im not even bad

One time I got into a car crash right after leaving burger king. Was at a stop sign and was rear ended, my car was totaled. As I got out of the car the other driver runs up to me and says with tears in her eyes and her baby crying, "Don't call the police, I don't have insurance". This was all while getting the Burger King Taco and a normal meal for when the tacos sucked ass. And they were by far that's the nastiest fast food item I've ever had. All in all, really ruined my lunch break.

>>15717092
>told her to fuck herself when she took it
why do you lie on the internet

>>15719860
Did you report her?

>>15719912
I tried to, but the only reason the police showed up is because they thought i was on a different road when it happened. I had my insurance sort it out. It took 2 years to get my deductible back after she started paying them, but i at least was made whole. But sadly no legal consequences for her.

>>15717092
Dangerously based. Fuck rude waitstaff.

>>15719949
>no insurance
>all drivers are required to have insurance by law
>no legal consequences to driving without insurance and causing an accident
I fucking hate this country
People go on and on about how it's a police state because they gun down some degenerate every once and a while but in reality they don't fucking punish people enough

>>15717078
This is a perfect example as to why stores in the ghetto are run down and look like shit.

>>15719676
what a dumb little cunt

Ordered Dominoes Pizza when I was drunk, they sent the wrong order (I got anchovies and mushrooms and they sent BBQ chicken) so I called them up, complained and called them a faggot.

They refuse to deliver to my address now lol.

>>15717078
Based, but he doesn't realize how based he is.

Fuck fast food fuck those bacteria riddled things they are never cleaned.

>>15717119
>>15717143
It's like he didn't even expect to punch it and after punching didn't realize he struck the machine.
Like just every few minutes he nigs out unexpectedly- these events are even unbeknownst to him.

>>15719842
>haven't order Pizza Hut for 6 years because they came an hour late
Did they not comp you the order? Last time I had to wait that long for pizza I got it free.

>>15717092
based, fuck that cunt of a waiter

when I was a kid there was an angry woman in the mcdonalds drive thru that was displeased with how her happy meal was handed to her so she threw it back in the window and said hand it to me the right way you dumb nigger

>>15717758
Then A:scrape off the cheese. Or B: throw the burger away without apeing out and making a mess like a retard.

>>15717092
holy shit this farmed a lot of Yous

absolutely based btw

>>15719376
I'm so glad there are so very few niggers where I live

>>15717078
I ordered a pizza with shrimps and they brought me a pizza with tuna and when I called them up to complain they said they couldnt do anything as the cook had already gone home

>>15720636
it was your bad for ordering weird fucking seafood on a pizza

> Be tourist in Hamburg
> Order simple sandwich, food was good no complaints
> Ask my waitress for the bill
> 10 minutes go by
> Ask another waitress for me bill
> Watch a few videos on youtube whilst I wait must have been 25 minutes since I finished my meal
> Try to ask one last waitress but she ignores me
> Get up and just walk out, waitress calls after me but I run to the metro and escape like Jason Bourne

>>15719676
if it was a mistake and she was cocky about not being incorrect, that is a bit sad. if it was not, then i can't say i feel too bad. i am a sucker for tears though even though i know i shouldn't be. maybe it had happened before with her. i at least hope all is well now.

>>15717092
so based

Threads like these are always interesting. But I hope none of you are making stuff up and its all legit.

>>15720615
>he thinks white people don't' do this

>>15717092
Too based to be a mere mortal. Fuck all the piece of shit FoH babies crying like the useless faggots they are.

>>15717092
Depending on how she actually asked this could go either way.

>>15721784
When they start doing shit like that they quickly start becoming a lot less white.

>>15718612
Why didnt you pay? They fixed their mistake.

>>15717734
based gf
mayo is trash

>>15717092
B A S E D

>>15717092
based beyond belif

>>15720041
This.

>>15717078
This is definitely from Australia. Glad I left

>>15719162
They're fake restaurants.

>>15719773
That would validate them you incel. A female calling a guy out on not being an alpha chad has twice the weight of a male doing it. Unless you're an actual faggot, of course.

>>15720289
Where do you live? Kinda want to call them up just to call tgem a bunch of faggots who cant get an order right

>>15717078
>got hooked on chopped chicken tender salad from Dairy Queen about 10 years ago
>the DQ in my little country town has the worst service ever
>i know this from previous experience
>pull in at lunch hour anyway
>right at the speaker is a sign hanging on the menu board = salad + drink $8 = perfect
>girl comes on speaker and asks me what I want
>order the special
>after a pause "We don't have a salad special, sir"
>yes, you do - I'm looking right at the sign
>another pause, then a loud, huffy sigh "You're probably looking at the chicken sandwich sign, SIR"
>long pause, partly because I'm shocked at this rude display, partly out of anger
>"Um, hello?"
>put my car in park, turn off engine right at the order speaker
>tell her she needs to come out to the drive and bring her manager with her
>"We don't do that here"
>"You need to move your vehicle"
>people honking in line behind me
>people pulling out of line and driving off angry
>thirty five minutes later the manager comes out and says "Can we please talk inside?"
Long story short, told the manager everything, said he should fire the girl. Manager offered coupons and to make things right. Refused all offers. Told manager DQ never gets another penny out of me ever again. Left angry and I've kept faithful to my word to this day. Sucks because I like me some Buster Bars.

>>15721246
Kek based

>>15717092
I don't see the issue with her request. It's not like she asked you to pay up and leave. She asked you to pay. You may still remain seated and enjoy your time after paying.

>>15722023
You were parked for 35 minutes in front of the drive in microphone?

>>15722053
Yes

>>15721784
They dont

>>15717678
Lmao like those call center pajeets give two shits about your food.

I did not exactly became very angry but I and my woman were ordering food and we were very hungry. We decided to go with an Indian restaurant we had not tried before for the sole reason they had the shorted estimated delivery time, which was about 20 minutes. Some 10 minutes later we checked the order and it suddenly said that our meal would arrive in aproximately 50 minutes. I called the restaurant and told them that I had ordered because of the delivery time and if it was going to take 50 minutes I was not interested. He asked me for my adress and the food was there in 10 minutes.

>>15719220
>t. braindead
There are different types of stacks.
The stack for orders is First In First out.
What this >>15719116 anon was describing was First In, Last Out. Which isn't how food is done.

>>15717930
My an asshole what, nigger?

>>15721293
Sorry man, she ended up going into porno and died after a donleypunch gone wrong.

>>15721953
what does this mean

>>15717110
>>15717930
>>15718139
>>15719487
>>15719737
>>15719862
>>15722037
t. buttblasted wagecuck waitstaff
Enjoy never making above 15/hour

>>15722037
It makes it seem like they're rushing you to leave. Also they might have wanted anything there round or something. The proper way to do it is tell the table you're handing them off to another server.

>>15717078
College friends and I go to this 24hr diner/family restaurant chain franchise like your Perkins or Denny's or what have you. It's pretty popular with students who go after the bar to get some food. Been there several times usually no trouble. We don't get seated by a hostess but only get one server, a superhot blond who's unfortunately probably very new to this job and comes across as a dumb bimbo. There seems to be no other staff but her and that's weird cause it's usually their busy time. Instead of taking our orders she acts confused and wants us to know that "the cook has informed her that they're super backed up and food will take longer than usual". She just chit chats with us but takes no indication she'll actually serve us. Instead of high tailing it out of there we politely say that's fine. She then moves to another table and tells them the whole spiel again. Also doesn't take their orders and moves on to another and does the same. She doesn't offer to get any drinks for anyone though she literally wastes time trying not to serve anyone. For some reason my friends want to be patient and wait but we don't get why she isn't even getting us water or anything. After like 45 minutes of no indication we'll get anything we just leave. Looks like no one was gonna get served during that shift from the looks of it. It was super bizarre most unreal experience in a restaurant I had. Obviously she wanted us all to leave because she had no intention of serving us but most guests wouldn't readily get that. There must've been just her and one cook possibly with no other wait staff or managers and someone must've called in sick AND she either from inexperience or cause she was quitting just didn't want to do her job. Why not just close up? Maybe cause it was a licensed franchise and wasn't allowed to. Can't imagine how they'd make any money if they did that regularly though?

>>15722393
Sometimes a businessman might come into some money that he wants to keep the source of secret.
What he might do is to set up a little restaurant, and pretend that the secret money is actually takings from the restaurant.
He puts his secret money through the books, pays a little tax maybe, and now he has funds which appear to have been generated through his restaurant. He doens't actually care if anyone eats there or not, it's just a tool to 'clean' his money up.

>>15721246
this is funny because they're usually trying to get you to move after you've sat there for too long

>>15717092
Not to be that guy but some restaurant's management will see they have too many girls working that shift vs the amount of actual customers they have and will tell one of them her shift's been cut and she needs to go home. So her asking if you'd pay the bill up is just her doing what her boss told her to do. She might not have seemed rude if it wasn't for her boss saying she just got laid off that week basically. So you being rude to her and not tipping her out was probably the cherry on the top of her shit sundae work experience.

>>15717092
based

One time my timid gf went to pick up Mccdonalds because I was watching a sporting event. When she came home, the fries were upside down in the bag. I had never seen anything like that before. The red carton was perfectly upside down, the bottom of it sticking out of the bag. I remember asking her why the fuck she thought something like that was acceptable, why she just took the bag and was ok with it. No one would be ok with that. We got in a huge fight over it.

>>15717078
I ordered some McDonald's through door dash. Got every single thing on my order wrong. Most annoying is that I ordered 4 apple pies and instead they sent me 10 cookies. I drove to the McDonald's screamed at them, total sorry out. Chewed up a cookie and spit it in the managers face, threw soda all over the place and started pissing into the deep fried before the cops came and took me to jail. I told the judge that I'm extremely allergic to chocolate and that when I ate one of the cookies I must have blacked out or something.

>>15722461
no, she's trying to rush the customer so that she doesn't have to hand over service and miss out on the tip

>>15717078
>ordered a shitload of food at a burger joint drive through
>they fucked up pretty much everything
>I pull back through and ask for it fixed and the food they forgot
>they basically call me a liar
>go to grocery store across the street
>buy a carton of eggs
>drive by the place and sling them at the windows

>>15717092
thats kinda fucked ngl. She literally couldn't leave until she tabbed you out and may have had pressing matters to attend to after her shift. Ofcourse she could've been alot more professional in asking, like asking a few times if you'd like your check, but I figure at that point she probably had and was sick of waiting on you

>>15717713
>I look like a gang member
iktfb
I really should dress more presentably but I grew up hanging with gang members so I guess it makes sense to drape myself in the cloth I'm cut from.

>>15718912
holy shit youre the only other person i've met that knows about cooking a grilled cheese in mayo instead of butter

fucking based

>>15720580
this, I cooked burgers for years, if you fuck up and put cheese on one it literally just peels clean off in one piece every time. I guess if it sticks to the bun youre fucked though

>>15722546
You havent met him you are on 4chan anon, and mayo grilled cheese is big even on youtube

>>15717078
Ever since flips and poos took over all food service jobs in Canada, it is absolutely impossible to get ketchup with fast food. You say "ketchup in the bag please" and they say "yup" and then there is never ketchup. They just don't understand the concept. It has made me quite angry multiple times, but never more racist. (I was already max racist to begin with)

I feel so bad for you coasties with the "good food". Every time I go to snobbish food cities like San Francisco, the workers think they are such hot shit that they say "what do you want". The food is always about as good as anything I can get here in Colorado. It's just that coasties have the bad attitude.

Once went to this bar restaurant where the service was absolute shit, restaurant was busy so it took forever for our orders to be taken, refills, food to come out, even to get the bill. Bill comes out and it says tip was mandatory, calculated to some bull shit number like 30% or something. No where in the restaurant was there a sign that said tipping was mandatory or anything like that, plus it was a party of two, just me and brother. Their lack of service backfired on them cause we just left the amount we wanted and walked out. Maybe the owner can not run a skeleton crew and actually pay their servers a proper wage. Then again it was in America

>>15722395
>t. psychopath devoid of even a shred of empathy
You'll never be a full humam

>>15722495
She deserves better than you

>>15722496
Kek

>order some food
>ask them to leave the food at the door of my apartment
>delivery guy calls in an hour and tells me the he has delivered the food
>open my door, no food to be found
>try to call the guy, wont answer
>go out and find my food in front of the door all wet since it was raining

>order food
>fries are soggy and cold
Ended up paying and being polite but went back at 2am to smear poop all over their windows. Kept doing it until the news announced on tv that they can identify dna from feces. Went back again and ordered same thing, but this time fries were hot and crispy.

>>15722603
Max racist would be the indian guy at my grocery store who refused to be checked out by a black person. Even going so far as to tell at me to check him out instead of other black girl with me an customer service

>>15722713
>Ended up paying and being polite but went back at 2am to smear poop all over their windows.
the modern male

>>15717078
i dont ever get angry. i think the most was some thai place that just wouldn't bring us water. we went there specifically to drink water and eat something spicy, and we got the water after the food. wasn't mad, but my friend was livid

>>15722740
I fixed their business for them I don’t see the problem here buddy.

>>15717078
One time I was like hey this isn't what I ordered can you fix it please and they were like sure and they let me have the wrong order too

>>15722395
You're quick to jump to baseless conclusions. I never have and never will work as a waiter. I have standards.

>>15717092
Based

>>15722506
>-t. I know what everyone around me is thinking and feeling magically and without fail

>>15721977
Get your head out of your ass retard.

>>15722496
>three for free when the meds run out

>>15722496
I hope for your sake you were drunk

>>15717078
I don't really get angry over that kind of thing

>>15720580
or C: eat it anyway because you're not an autistic kid(?)

>>15722921
damn you really got me there, seething tipfag

>>15718106
ive never been told by a waiter/waitress that he/she was taking off before she took off. they just disappear and get replaced. what does this mean?

>>15717078
I don't get angry about food. I'm just thankful God loves me enough to provide for me. Ingratitude is a sin.

>>15718539
Bavaria is a beautiful place with horrible people.
Tipping is pretty much optional in Germany and it's normal not to expect it, so I have no idea what happened, but anything can happen in Bavaria.

>>15723147
>Tipping is pretty much optional in Germany and it's normal not to expect it, so I have no idea what happened
I don't know if this is true but perhaps tipping is expected from tourists

>>15719676
This happened to me at Wendy's
>Pay with a $50.
>Nigger gives me change for a 20.
>Tell nigger "I gave you a 50."
>Nigger says "Are you sure you didn't give me a 20?"
>Yell loud enough for the restaurant to her me: "I GAVE YOU A 50."
>Nigger asks me to quiet down as he gives me correct change.
Fuck niggers.
>

>>15723204
I bet you handed him a $20 thinking it was a $50 kek

>>15722732
based

>>15722937
Durrr no u durrrr

Not angry, but I had an autistic reflex moment when eating with a friend with a dairy allergy. The waiter was bringing over the wrong order, which had a milkshake, so being the smooth motherfucker that I am, I smacked it to the ground. It was a very long few seconds of silence, but the waiter busted out laughing so at least I didn’t totally ruin his day.

>>15717092
KING

>>15717092
I never tip regardless of service

>>15717078
Never, because I'm not a whiny American. Learn to queue. Learn to wait. Learn how to empathize with the people who are making your food. The world doesn't revolve around you, you fat shit. Just looking at the comments here. A lot of first-world problemers. Disgusting.

>sperging out over a minor inconvenience
sure is manbaby in here

>>15723563
If you're giving a business your time and money you're entitled to an expectation that they meet certain standards

>>15717571
Holy fucking shit, the thought of you throwing a tantrum and making a mess at your own home just stomping on the burger made me laugh so hard. I bet you slipped on that burger you fat fuck.

>>15722399
>It makes it seem like they're rushing you to leave.
Lol? It absolutely doesn't. The anon said that she said her shift was over, not that the restaurant was closing soon.
She was hungry for the tip, and I am not talking about the kind of tip she deserves.

>>15723705
So, you agree she didn't deserve a tip?

>>15717571
lol what a child

>>15723745
Yeah, but for a different reason. Her shift is over, so the next waiter or waitress should be expected to serve the customers in mind, and thus, should be able to call for dibs on tips, and I am not talking about the kind of tip she deserves.

>>15717741
I don't mean to be emo but I'm starting to feel like cunty behavior is becoming more common in American society, maybe worldwide desu.

I think Trump getting elected was a reflection of this.

>>15723600
You should also expect them to make errors, as they are not robots. Cut it out with that horse shit.

>>15723782
the problem is when they wont rectify them or worse off deny they made an error at all. that shit is what will send me into a fucking rage.

>>15723782
Obviously punishing a company or individuals for not doing their job correctly incentivizes improvements.

>>15717092

>>15717092
>pizza shop
>upscale

>>15718548
If you're going to offer something on the menu then it should be to the same standard as everything else.

>>15722023
Omega Based

>>15723790
Name the thing that has no flaws. Constantly cracking the whip will do you only so much good. There will always be someone dissatisfied with something.

>>15723931
It's not about having flaws. Sometimes your dog shits on your carpet and you decide to not feed it. Same thing.

>>15723501
Based spastic

>>15723563
>Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
War, war never changes.

>>15718159
This is 4channel. Go back to 4chan old man

>>15718568
>bragging about your countries gang members

>>15719366
>You don't have the right to choose not to pay for goods and services rendered if you are not satisfied.
I'm pretty sure you do, as you're paying for the overall experience. Granted you have to have a legitimate reason to not pay.

>>15718908
He played too much mtg

>>15723563
Based, there's nothing tough, cool, alpha or kingly about being an autistic psychopath

Sperging or raging is for poorfags and trash. You'll get wayyyyy further by just giving the server a bemused look if shit is taking abnormally long or explaining what's wrong in a polite but annoyed tone of voice.

but thats beyond most of you retards

>>15723233
That would be pretty funny- and would make me a felon i guess kek.
It's more likely he was trying to steal from me, considering his reaction. He'd probably been doing it all shift, and didn't have money in the register that matched what he rang up.

>>15723900
wood fired pizzerias that also serve pasta dishes, wine etc. can be upscale. Like a decent bistro but italian food I guess

Back in college we would get cookout and be like "and some bitching bbq sauce" or "pussy polynesian sauce". I would also order quesadillas sauce which cost like 50 cents extra.

>order my meal and get quesadilla sauce
>"thatl be 50 cent extra is that okay?"
>"yeah definitely thanks!"
>food is ready and I asked the guy if the quesadilla sauce is in there
>"its extra"
>"I know I paid extra for it"
>"then it's in there"
>now I'm about 10 beers in with some liquor and full of rage
>"FUCKING BETTER BE! and I want some raunchy Ranch, some bitchin bbq, and PUSSY POLYNESIAN!!"
>"sir if you calm down I'll get it but please stop yelling"
>"okay"
Then I yelled more when I got my food about how they fuck me. Definitely not my proudest moment.

I've never had a really bad experience because my standards for fast food is so low that most things really don't bother me.
I've waited for 30 minutes for my food but I wasn't really in a hurry so it was fine.
I found a piece of plastic in my burger once but they refunded my meal so it was fine.
They forgot some of the stuff in my ubereats order but I just stopped eating with delivery apps instead.

>>15723770
>I think Trump getting elected was a reflection of this.
He's been former president for 3 months now, why are retards still obsessed with hating hin?

>>15724235
I think a lot of posters realize they behaved poorly, and are making this thread interesting.
>I've never had a bad moment.
Thanks for contributing.

>>15723952
>people are equal to dogs
How do you brainlets even manage to post things?

>>15717078
One time I got food poisoning. Instead of them taking my complaint seriously, they claimed I was just making shit up. So I reported them to public food safety, they got inspected, which led to them getting shut down 2 months later.

>>15721246
>hamburg
it was probably one of the places where you go to the counter to pay you absolute mong haha

>>15722495
firstly its mcdonalds
secondly how does that even hurt a fry
your gf was in the right

>>15722057
Based

>>15717713
Were you in Chinatown in Seattle by any chance?

>>15724478
We don't call it that any more, anon... Chinatown is a racist term. It's the "International District" now

>>15724368
nice play

>>15724298
Glad you're better now

>>15717078
I have come up with a system to combat this. At fast food restaurants I order everything plain and only up to 3 separate things at a time. I add condiments at home. I also overannunciate every word I say.

Once, the mcdonalds girl dropped my credit card and it rolled under my car. I turned to her and said, "I am going to pull forward, please lean out and look at the car behind me with your hand like this." I then made a single handed open palm gesture. "I then will pull forward and retrieve my card." Everything went smoothly. She followed my direction perfectly.

>>15722395
The only way you even got a wife is if she was broken in the first place. You are nothing. You think you are everything, but you mean nothing. Imagine bullying service staff just because their only means of feeding themselves is you, and that is one of the few things that makes you feel something other than empty. You are no better than a cousin-fucking, cow-piss-drinking, child-molesting, wife-beating nigger. I'd tell you to ease up on the drink but it's obviously already rotted your brain back into the stone age. Why? Everyone already has to go through enough on this flying shitball of a planet and here you are, making everybody's life way worse than it already is. Fuck you nigger. Look in the mirror. What are you thinking? You wish you were proud, youthful, and eager. But nope. You're tired, and your cheeks are red and bloated. Your wife and family is embarrassed to be seen in public with you. Nobody loves you, and if they do, it's only because you're a skulking liar.
Are you angry? Are you going to go look for a crumb on the floor so you can yell at your wife about how she's a useless sow? What do you feel when you inflict pain on others? Satisfaction? Yearning? Arousal? Whatever the fuck it is, it certainly isn't any type of human emotion. There, I wrote you a little novel. Now I hope you go drink yourself to death with all the other fatass drunken cattle so you can stop making decent people's lives a mess.

>>15723114
It means the chick really wanted the tip so she could go buy coke.

>>15721953
Two were chains, and one I knew the owners.

We did get paid in free pizza once to help this old Italian guy move a fridge from his restaurant to his house.

We've lived in this town all our lives, and never see anyone inside this place or ever see people delivering, and it had been open 10+ years.

>>15718539
How do you know no german? It's super similar to english.

>>15722495
You deserve better than her

>>15722553
Shut up

>>15718031
death
>>15722074
well i got my refund anyway

>>15724589
I took one semester of it in uni to fill my language requirement since as a Canadian I already took French in highschool. You expect me to learn more of your dogshit language when that's the way you treat tourists?

>>15719376
The fuck is this food even supposed to be?

>>15722495
based I hope you popped her one too

>>15724605
I'm American but that's really typical of a leaf to be a stuck up cunt. Stop moving to Arizona to escape your shit tundra when you get old.

>>15724577
u mad

>>15722461
how tf is anon supposed to know that the server is being sent home(if it was happening)

>>15720326

>>15724609
a spit sandwich

>>15724617
if you polled americans they would literally say Canadians are better people than them but sure everyone else is the problem. typical response to only treat people nicely if they speak your language. fucking americans

>>15724634
It looks like a waffle with spit and tomato sauce.

>>15724636
Lol we all hate you though. You're like a country of nothing but Californians. There's even a King of the Hill episode about it.

>>15717730
>That's the weirdest spergy thing I've ever heard.

goes on to post something 1000x worse

>>15722962
earned kek

>>15724343
Cause both Trump and the way we handled his election was a disgrace.

>>15717734
A local sub shop used to have a nig who made the subs and it wasn't like Subway where you can watch him make it. I had enough of his inability to get an order right while I'm pretty sure he did on purpose. Went in, customer in front of me is mad because nig put mayo on when the guy ordered it no mayo. Nig started screaming at him that he is a racist and a liar and refused to fix the problem or refund money. Guy left. I order no mayo and stare him down. He hands me the paper-wrapped sub and I open it before paying and it is almost nothing BUT mayo. I threw that shit as hard as I could and got that asshole square in his face and left never to return.

>>15724577
>Whiny dumb hole screeching about "empathy" as if that somehow makes her a more worthwhile individual
Not even the anon that caused you to have a meltdown but I thought I'd chime in.
He's not to blame for dumb-fuck mutt waitstaff for not picking a more well-paying occupation. The world doesn't owe you, or those wage-cucking faggots a single thing. Not a fucking thing.
Now shut the fuck up and gtfo with your "woe is me, I'm a poor server" shite cunt. No one cares.

>>15717730
>>that took over one of my favorite restaurants.
that was the source of your rage. you need to work on you're lack of selfawareness.

>>15724609
'troit 'groid 'za

>>15719334
The problem is the attitude. If the waitress comes up and says, "Hey sorry, I'm clocking out and I need to cash you out to switch you to a new server, do you mind? You can order more from [new waitress] if you like, of course." Then the reaction would probably be much more understanding. When a waitress just says, "Could you pay now please? My shift is over," it comes off as rude and rushing.

>>15724624
>ywn be back in mid-late 2000s where this bait would work flawlessly every time
bros I wanna go back...

>>15723568
ALWAYS RIGHT

>>15724690
Imagine committing assault because of fucking mayo on a sub lmao. Nigga just make your own at home

>>15724724
People will generally let 90% of your incompetence/fuck ups slide if you're just polite about it and try to get them to empathize with your situation.
If she wasn't such an indifferent cunt about it, that anon would've probably been more than understanding.

>>15724298
What did I just read?

>>15724600
Lol

>>15724762
Ah yes because repeatedly putting things on subs when people specifically ask NOT to have them, some of them because they have food allergies that can kill them, is NOT assault, especially when it starts becoming apparent that the nigger is doing it on purpose to numerous customers.

Doesn't matter anyway, turned out he was a pussy who caused the place to go out of business.

>>15724791
nigga you can't be allergic to mayo lol

>>15719676
based wagie crasher

>>15724572
This won't work for me. Even when I order things plain, I very Cleary say "with nothing on it" they still put some shit on it

>>15724577
>Satisfaction
>Yearning
>Arousal
>not human emotions

>>15719676
i clapped and came, both hands free

>>15717078
I wrote a bad review on Google.

>>15717167
kek same

>>15724572
I'd be kinda ticked as the cashier dealing with you, but I don't blame you either. You can't trust everyone to not be retarded.

>>15724866
I've learned over the years that if you want something to be plain you have to learn exactly everything that's on it and list the specific things you want removed, one by one. No one understands what "plain" means because it means different things to each customer. Some mean no sauce, some mean no lettuce or tomato, some mean no cheese, and some mean literally nothing but bread and meat on it. So instead of "cheeseburger, plain" you have to order "cheeseburger, minus lettuce, minus tomato, minus mayo, minus ketchup." That way the cashier enters it exactly as stated and there's no confusion. They'll still fuck it up sometimes, though.

>>15717092

>>15724866
You have to say plain and iterate the ingredients. As in I would like a plain bacon cheeseburger with only burger, bacon, cheese, and buns. Otherwise you will get a burger on buns and no bacon or cheese.

>>15724903
Nah, it's better to say "minus X, minus Y, minus Z" because that's how the options look on the cash register. There is no "only" button but there are "minus" and "plus" buttons. If you say "only burger, bacon, cheese, and buns" then you're trusting the cashier to know which ingredients to subtract and they might miss something.

>>15724692
I'm only replying to him because he's replying back. Otherwise I would have blown up at other people on this thread too. Also jokes on you I don't have a job.
>>15724874
Not in response to inflicting pain on someone, no.

>>15724919
You would be surprised. I have gotten a plain bacon cheeseburger with only patties and buns before. As many times as you can reiterate the better.

>>15719249
>>15719417
you're insane if you wait more than 15 minutes for service, even that is absurdly long
i *literally* cannot fathom waiting fucking 30, let alone 40 or 45 MINUTES
peak cuck
actually wait i feel bad, seriously you need to stand up for yourself, speak up, say, "hey, i've been waiting for 15 minutes" (if it's already been that long). if they aren't super deferential and apologetic, leave.

>>15722023

>>15717092
>all these seething wagecuck slaves
lmao based post

>>15724927
That's why I don't use the word plain at all. "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger, minus lettuce, minus tomato, minus pickle, minus mayo, minus ketchup." It gives the most consistent results in my experience.

>>15719376
If you're gonna spit on the pizza why show your face? If you're gonna be stupid act smart.

>McDick's drive thru
>I'll have a McRib with bacon
>Open bag
>It's a McRib patty with nothing else
>Walk inside to explain what just happened
>"Hi, I ordered a McRib with bacon, and I got a McRib with nothing on it.
>Manager says "So what do you want?"
>After thinking about all the ways I could answer that, settle on "I would like a McRib, with onions, pickles, and bacon."
>They make me a new one, this time with bacon, onions, and pickles, no bbq sauce.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

>>15724967
They can't keep track of that many instructions in my experience.

>>15718980
Y’all do have them almond eyes, it’s so easy to pick out a native Finn from a Finnish ethnic swede

>>15722023
ok now THIS is based

and also incredibly autistic but mostly based

>>15722023
I'm impressed in your story you are autistic enough to do all that without a single clarifying comment other than mentioning a sign

>>15724577
if you put a fraction of the effort that you made seething while typing this post out thinking you were being clever into fixing your life, you wouldnt have to resort to waiting tables for a living. LMAOing @ ur life

>>15724298
Sounds like you just wanted an excuse to yell at them despite no actual problems with the food or service.

>>15722495
LOL that's funny. Remember that there's more to life than fries though.

>>15718608
>>15724059
Are you two fucking retarded? I said he handled his shit well, and he looks young and nice.. not some thug, lol.

Gang members look different in differently places, I guess. Simple observation. The fucking state of you children, looking for shit in every post. Haha.

>>15724478
Toronto, equally as shitty and gay.

>>15725159
t. female pedophile

>>15724531
God I can't wait for those faggots to secede

>>15724940
this desu, im a social autist but i was at a pub and didnt get my on tap beer after 15 mins and just said "bro can i get my drink soon?" and after 5 more mins i just walked out
as autistic as i am im not gonna sit at a table empty handed for 30 mins

>>15725078
Nah, I just did it for fun. Also take note: Some people have to resort to working as waitstaff in order to make a living while in college. So maybe not all waiters are lazy human scum, huh? Put down the bottle

>>15724577
Based sperg

>>15717078
>Back in the late 80's I stop in a Pizza Hut in bumfuck nowhere, being from the East Coast, I get to the counter and I am looking up at the menu, the waitress behind counter ask if she can help, I say no but I'd like to order a large cheese pie, Im still looking up at the menu, there's dead air for a few seconds and I look down into her eyes, she says Sir, We dont sell pies here. I broke out laughing...

>>15718393

>>15722393
It means...
>f'get'abowtit!

>>15722495
Wow. Yer a fag

>>15724660
>my personality is MSNBC
I love filtering NPC's

>>15724690
Kek should have spit on the sandwich first

>>15724692
>I owe these people nothing, therefore I will be a dick to them
Niggerdom transcends skin color

>>15724762
Stfu pussy that jogger deserved it

>>15724796
>what are eggs?

>>15722272
you're describing stacks and queues you moron

>>15724963
You will never be loved

>>15725711
????? I am sick of schizophrenics on this website. You really should have to complete a basic mental health evaluation to use the internet

>>15725482
Learn to greentext you bonus chromosome cretin

>>15725867
nigger leave

>>15725867
This site is not for npc's, nor is it for psycho's
4chan is for the children. Its a place to be somebody. Its for those in pursuit of unadulterated truth

>>15726049
Based

>>15726049
nope

>>15725867
Which part of that sentence confused you newfag?

I paid my sister to complain at a car dealership about a car I was wanting to buy and got 6k off the price.

>>15724577
toasty roasty

>>15722623
>empathy
Don't shit on the people who pay you, especially if they don't have to.

>>15717919
>enter thread about thing
>"i have never done thing :)"
neck yourself